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This week we say goodbye to the most irrelevant comedy podcast on the web in the only way we know, in disturbing fashion. Lloyd sends home his final letter, we talk about the worst things that never aired, debut a sketch that will permanently cement our sentence to hell, Levi and Abraham are greeted by the ghost of Hoofcast's past, a woman shits her pants, Patrick talks about how Hoofcast, yeah Hoofcast, has changed his life, McConaughey battles the Hark one last time, the Eskimos go in search of the narwhal, a man tries to locate his rape van on Craigslist, Patrick shares his final batch of horrible childhood memories, Walken rapes Harry Potter....again, and we sing our way into assured and absolute obscurity. Thank you all for listening and for the memories. Much love and remember the mental scars we gave you. ENJOY!!!!! WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!
The one where Walken talks about dragons and raping Harry Potter. Season Zero - Episode 01: From Hoofcast 3 - Walkendorf Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
This week your only friends continue to walk down memory lane and make you sad about the shows impending demise. Part 2 focuses mostly on the best bits from season two and the humor that has caused Nigel, Jason and Patrick to end up on the FBI watch list. All your favorites are here in their best and most disturbing moments, including some of our favorite sketches, conversations and in-depth/way too long clips of McConaughey, Patrick's fucked up childhood, and the best of Nantook and Paplo. How could it possibly get any better?!? Probably if it was new suff, eh? ENJOY!!!!! WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!
This week our intrepid heroes return to take a look back on the beautifully disturbing show that launched them into complete obscurity. Part 1 focuses mostly on the best bits from season one and the unique humor that has since made Hoofcast a household name. All your favorites are here in their best and most triumphant moments, including some of our favorite sketches, conversations and in-depth/way too long clips of Walken, News with Nigel, and the best of Abraham and Levi. And if that wasn't enough, we assembled all of the kiddy porn name game names together for the first time. How would it be possible for such a self-indulgent podcast not to have a 5-hour-long best of show?!? ENJOY!!!!! WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!
The one where Walken talks about the end of season two and flatulence. SEASON TWO FINALE Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about Home Depot and Wikipedia. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about Nigel's video game habits and Jam. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about Candy Corn and Cigarettes. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about Gotham City and Metropolis. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about Justin Timberlake and Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about the handicapped and Laffy Taffy. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about cat suicide and YouTube. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about Nigel's compost pile and Tom Bodett. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about amputees and people from Bulgaria. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about the Rubik's Cube and Hellraiser. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
This week Nigel and Jason are murdered for being annoying bastards, we discuss sexual intercourse while sleeping, chit chat about ghosts, Jean luc Picard hangs out with another member of his crew, a gay gang is started on Craigslist, Patrick calls out Nigel for his negative view of indie bands, Regis tries to pronounce his own name, we count down ten completely random horror movies for some reason and Kareem Salim and Richard go to church. ENJOY!!! WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!
The one where Walken makes a public apology and a recent trip to the zoo. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about Nigel's video game habits and the plight of slavery. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about mexi-nuggets and Korn. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about slavery and gummy worms. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about dildos and Land of Ports, Maine. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about eating a child and the marvels of modern popcorn. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about his new neighbors and love of Nerf Basketball. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken talks about ugly people and his recent reading list. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken discovers the cure for all diseases and the best way to make an omelet. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
The one where Walken returns to his roots and exposes Nigel for what he really is. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!
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