How To Survive A Horror Movie

In this special episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie, we go full circle by watching 2003's Freddy Vs. Jason. Not only that but we talk about our next podcast. Also, some other things.

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we watch Quarantine. Don isn't here, so it's just Harley and Paul. How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we are joined by Beth again. Unlike last time, Beth brings with her an insanely boring and nonsensical movie named Temple. It sucked real bad. Am I getting lazy with these descriptions? Probably. Hi there, my name is Paul. I write these. No, not the Paul from the show. I'm his friend. I'm trapped here. He feeds me lettuce with peanut oil on it and says he'll let me go if I keep writing these. Well. I've become accustomed to this life. So here I am. I hope you enjoy the episode. How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. 
[www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie, we discuss I Am Legend - among many other things. Classic literature, mostly. How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. 
[www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we are joined by the ever so lovely Beth from On The Shoulder to discuss The Loved Ones. Gore. Torture. Incest. Everything a family movie should have. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Loved_Ones_(film) How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. 
[www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie absolutely everything goes wrong. Paul's house is being renovated, so he had to record off his phone. Then Harley's good mic decided it didn't want to record the whole episode. And to top it off, the audio of our bad audio got REALLY bad near the end. Oh what a joy. Thankfully this movie sucks anyway! How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. 
[www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

On this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie we watch 2016's Ouija: Origin of Evil. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouija:_Origin_of_Evil How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. 
[www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we watched the 2015 Christmas special, Krampus. Adam Scott, Toni Collette, and David Koechner. Not only that but halfway through we decide to entirely change how we do the show. So there's that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus_(film) How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. 
[www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie we discuss 2010's The Wolfman. Awwooooooooo! Full disclosure; Near the end of this episode Paul received a text with significantly upsetting news regarding a family member. You may note a quick shift in his tone. Please understand that he preferred to try his best to finish the episode. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolfman_(2010_film) How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. 
[www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" / "Deuces" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie, we watched The Rezort. Joined again by Joy, we have a pretty good time talking about this movie. Mixed reactions and audio qualities abound.

In this week's episode, we discuss 2016's Train To Busan. We all get pretty emotional while recounting this movie. Then Don gets himself kicked from the show. Don't worry, he'll be back next week. As long as he doesn't keep running his mouth! How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week we (regrettably) watched The Open House. Don tries to lead us through the hell we willingly entered. Harley checks out multiple times. Paul is also present. How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie we discuss 2017's It. This episode is cut into two parts because it went for three hours. Hooo boy. But seriously, it gets hilarious. Don has to go do adult stuff halfway through. Harley gets worse and worse at saying... words. And Paul has the best time ever making fun of her. How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie we discuss 2017's It. This episode is cut into two parts because it went for three hours. Hooo boy. But seriously, it gets hilarious. Don has to go do adult stuff halfway through. Harley gets worse and worse at saying... words. And Paul has the best time ever making fun of her. How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we discuss The Ritual. Tune in to hear Paul ignoring good podcasting etiquette as he plays with what sounds like plastic, Don (or Dom) tells the story of the time he threw his beloved at a ravaging deer, and Harley delves into all the ways the creature in this movie made her swoon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ritual_(2017_film) How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

00:00:18 Intros 00:00:49 What we watched00:01:08 Quick recap00:02:13 Quick stats00:03:13 Into the meat00:47:28 Old Gwen01:30:39 Harley Sound: Horn01:49:34 Favorite Characters/What we would have done differently01:52:50 Perfect sequels 01:57:07 Final ratings02:00:38 Plugs

Timestamps coming.

00:00:20 Intros00:01:00 What we watched00:01:14 Quick recap00:02:49 Into the meat00:54:44 Harley story about being lost on a mountain00:52:43 favourite characters and perfect sequelswww.necropodicon.com

Harley, Don, and Paul discuss A Quiet Place. Don recaps the movie twice. Paul talks as much as usual. Harley makes animal noises. But seriously. We kind of recap this movie twice. The first was intended to be a quick overview. But to be honest, this movie is too good. So the first one is comedic, the second is serious. Deal with it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Quiet_Place_(film) How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join us this week as we discuss Keifer Sutherland's 2008 'Mirrors'. Don points out every scene we get to see someone naked, Harley is apparently starving and finds a way to relate everything to food, and Paul sympathizes with the yelly man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirrors_(film) How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join us this week as Paul, Don, and Valeria/Harley discuss one of the craziest 'Jason' movies out. There's heart eating, explosions, magic swords, demon babies that (as Don puts it) 'reverse breach'... It's a real riot! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Goes_to_Hell:_The_Final_Friday How To Survive A Horror Movie is a part of the Necropodicon Podcast Network. [www.necropodicon.com] "Crunk Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/