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Joe Bates Explains The Planet: eating animals and drinking their milk - should we be doing it?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2018 18:22


It's coming up to Christmas, and that can only mean one thing: death. We spend the festive period gorging on the meat of thousands of species of animals. But should we? Find out whether you should be vegetarian or not in this special Joe Bates Explains It All Christmas special!

Robot music

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 3:03


A clip from Joe Bates Explains Robot, all about how music's going to be so much better when it's made by robots.

Joe Bates Explains Robots

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 27:21


Since the dawn of time, humans have wanted to make walking metal versions of themselves. Now, the wait is over and robots are about to enter all parts of our life, and Joe Bates Explains Robots is the podcast you need to make sense of it. How can I protect my job from a robot? What type of sex robot should I marry? How do I stop my robot from turning on me? The answer to all these questions is yes, but for more detailed answers, download Joe Bates Explains Robots, the first episode of series 3 of Joe Bates Explains It All.

Joe Bates Explains Edinburgh - Part 4

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 25:03


The final part of my guide to the Edinburgh fringe festival. Featuring interviews with performers Clay Nikiforuk, Mista Lorraine and Jonathan Martin, and a final update on my personal quest to perform at Edinburgh.

Joe Bates Explains Edinburgh Part 3

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2018 23:38


The third part of my guide to the Edinburgh fringe, featuring Paul Wady and Sarah Saeed from Guerilla Aspies, Karen Houge who's brought her play The Last Hive to Edinburgh and Jon Flanagan, whose stand-up show Trigger Warning is here for the full run.

Joe Bates Explains Edinburgh Part 2

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 19:11


The second of my guides to the Edinburgh festival, featuring dancer Elsa Couvreur and comics Peter Marino and Charlie George!

Joe Bates Explains Edinburgh Part 1

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2018 20:53


The first episode of my series of guides to the Edinburgh festival from me Joe Bates! Featuring brilliant performers Noam Osband, Chella Quint and Julian Lee.

Joe Bates Explains Data

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2018 20:56


In the first of the new series of Joe Bates Explains It All, Joe Bates is explaining technology, something that many people find exciting and cool but should actually find terrifying. We start with data. In just 20 minutes, you'll learn what data is, why we should be worried about people taking our personal data, why we should just relax and let people take our personal data, and *6 more things*. With all the stuff about data in the news, can you afford not to know about data? The answer is 'definitely not', so download this now to protect yourself and your family from the dangers of data!

Joe Bates Explains How To Create The Perfect Running Playlist

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2017 12:15


Creating the perfect running playlist is a skill that only I currently have, but with this short guide, I give you all the tools you need to at least give it a go. Happy running!

Joe Bates Explains How To Run

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2017 15:54


With the London marathon coming up, I've now fully learned how to run and feel I've got to teach those who can't. Your legs will refuse to make a running motion unless you explain to them what the point of it all is: with that in mind, this first part of my guide is all about finding a reason to run!

Joe Bates Explains Getting Old

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2017 24:37


Among the six groundbreaking* episodes of my Resonance Joe Bates Explains It All, four were based on previous podcasts (although with loads of new and important advice added in), but two consisted of *all new* advice, every piece of which was vital. These two episodes were 'Growing Older' and 'Politics', with the former being a guide to becoming older and the latter all about the current political situation. If you want to check out the other four episodes, which have lots of new material in them, they're all still up on Resonance's Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/Resonance/playlists/joe-bates-explains-it-all/

Joe Bates Explains Politics

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2017 23:39


Among the six groundbreaking* episodes of my Resonance Joe Bates Explains It All, four were based on previous podcasts (although with loads of new and important advice added in), but two consisted of *all new* advice, every piece of which was vital. These two episodes were 'Growing Older' and 'Politics', with the former being a guide to becoming older and the latter all about the current political situation. If you want to check out the other four episodes, which have lots of new material in them, they're all still up on Resonance's Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/Resonance/playlists/joe-bates-explains-it-all/

Joe Bates Explains The End Of The World

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2016 22:06


The idea of the world ending terrifies us all massively, and brings up so many questions. How will it happen? When will it happen? Is it already happening, as in like literally right now? Following the latest scientific research, this vital guide is here to definitively answer all those questions, and about 4 or 5 more. We'll also look at a recent history of apocalypse anxiety, look the different ways the armageddon could affect us personally, and talk about whether there's really anything we can do about it. The future of our planet is literally at stake: you cannot afford not to download this explosive Soundcloud guide!

Joe Bates Explains How To Deal With A Break-Up

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2016 24:28


Since Modern Love 1 and 2 got uploaded, I've been receiving a huge amount of negative feedback: not about the impeccable dating advice of course, but because I didn't give enough advice on how to sustain a relationship after a successful date. Because of this many of you have been dumped or are at least teetering on the edge of the dump, and need help fast. Well luckily part 3 is here to give you everything you need to prepare for and deal with a breakup! There's a lot of mutual wallowing which everyone enjoys, and you'll find out how to change yourself in order to stop someone leaving you, and if that doesn't work, hear lots of cool tips on how to deal with a break-up and bounce back onto the dating scene.

Joe Bates Explains How To Act On A Date

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2016 20:30


If you listened properly to my guide to dating apps and sites, you should have organised a hot date by now. and you're probably feeling pretty pleased with yourself. Well wipe that smug look off your face, because organising a date is only half the battle: you've still got to produce a masterful date performance in order to convince a person to be with you forever. The stakes could not be higher, but don't worry! Part 2 is here to give you all you need and more to make sure it goes perfectly. You'll find out how to make a positive first impression, what to do if things start to go wrong, and how many times it's acceptable to go to the toilet during a date. There's also a lot of other stuff in there too. I would wish you luck on your date, but you don't need it. Just listen to this through as many times as you need to, and you can thank me in the comments section for the best date of your life!

Joe Bates Explains Where To Find Love

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2016 21:20


After numerous requests from friends and strangers for help finding romance, I've decided to upload my wisdom in mp3 format. This is the first part of a small series of guides to modern love, and it focuses on dating sites and apps. You'll learn how to create the perfect profile, hear about dating site 'hacks' that help you cut through the chaff and get straight to the romance wheat, and most importantly of all, I reveal the best dating site/app currently on the market. I've registered on, and been on at least six dates through, every single one of them, so you can trust my advice! If you use this initial advice properly then you will have a date with an extremely suitable and appropriate person set up within 72 hours. So keep a look out for part 2 in a few days time, which will tell you exactly how to act on a date, from table manners to small talk, to turn a perfect stranger into a beloved spouse.

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