Melissa Mansplains

Today's topics: Old people at beaches Dark versus Light food palettes Baking to spite myself Austin versus New York Scam Artists

I talk about food (my favorite subject), pica, naval gaze about society (required for all podcasters), a robot arm throwing Hillary Clinton into space, and the cult classic Japanese horror movie "Haus", just before mysteriously disappearing to investigate a strange noise in my house

I ramble about last weekend's festival in bisexual + vegan Atlanta, best places to eat, how big data is basically harvesting our info like we're cattle on some texas farm except we graze on dominoes pizza instead of grass, and David Blaine's guest appearance on Hot Ones

I talk about failure and getting in my own way, psychotic self esteem, the future, mount everest, star trek, the neverending story, and my weekend on south padre island with the turtles and the douchebags

Ep 5: Zuckerburg More Like Fink-erburg (Look it Up) by Melissa Diaz

IDGAF in this one homeslice, I go hard in the taint in this ep putos and puticas. Stay on the look out for sparrows with candy

I saved a bird and then flew away in this one, my brain is dust homie.

yo i want a franken-steak asap bruh in this one, itll make your mouth water bruh give it a listen

I'm channeling peggy bundy like a whore in this one broski. Hopes and dreams go out like a cigarette on a baby's head in this episode bitch

this episode is straight up like someone telling you a secret in the middle of a busy intersection broski. Don't say I didn't warn ya

ramble into some deep ass brambles in this one homes. It gets deep put on your floaties for this ep bro

This one was straight fire bro, like a dumpster fire

Not a hot mess but def a warm messy vibe on this one bro, enjoy

I'm talking about all of it in this one, bitch. All the secrets come out

i meander around the idea of guys in their 30s dating teenage girls, watching soap operas, people going insane on fb and jizz bruh

I ramble about netflix's shera, the black vote, baking, questioning your sexuality when you're an athletic girl, and talk about tik tok as an anthropological study

I rant and ramble about my love/hate affair with cooking, quarantine hobbies, some books I've been reading and some conspiracy theories about the rebuplican party. Like subscribe to melissa time for a weekly ramble through the forest for the trees