My First Time: A Real Housewives Tale

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Sam is a real housewives virgin. Patty is a bravo addict. Listen to these two talk about the housewives, maybe with a cocktail in their hands.

My First Time: A Real Housewives Tale


    • Nov 14, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 11: We're BACK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 68:32


    You know you missed us! We're back talking about everything from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jen Shah's arrest to Mary Crosby. Then we cross over to our girls at the Real Housewives of Potomac and talking about Part 1 of the Reunion.

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    Episode 10: RHNJ Reunion and RHSLC

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 103:55


    Patty and Sam finish up Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 Reunion and we start talking about the latest season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. There are fights, cat bums, and alcohol. We take a deep dive and discuss everything about Mary Cosby, Jen Shah, and of course old lady butt cracks. We're sorry we haven't been around, but hey! We're back now! Take a listen.

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    Episode 9: Posche Fashion Show Fiasco

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 82:33


    Patty and Sam discuss Episodes 8 through to Episode 11 of RHONY Season 2. We talk about the fight that ensued between Danielle, Theresa, and Jacqueline. Albie's law school issues and Caroline's mama bear attitude.

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    Episode 8: Holiday Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 75:59


    Sam and Patty take a break from RHONJ and Danielle to talk about 2020, holiday movies, Judy Garland and many more. Join us for a special holiday episode so we can talk more about ourselves, because you know, we love that.

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    Episode 7: Jersey Fights and Havana Nights

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 104:06


    Patty and Sam talk about the Real Housewives of New Jersey Ep 4-7. It's an extra long episode because we all need just a little bit more to get us through this pandemic.

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    Episode 6: Boobies 4 Lyfe!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 61:43


    Sam and Patty finally talk about Season 2 of New Jersey. Obviously, boobies are involved

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    Episode 5: Season 1 RHNJ Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 52:49


    We finally got to the Reunion, relatively sober. **We weren't going to release this episode for another week, but like ya'll we're feeling a distraction is much needed. Enjoy! We hope you like our takes on the Reunion and there will definitely be more to come.

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    Episode 4: The Table Flip Heard Around The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 55:33


    Sam and Patty wrap up Season 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, sober - or are we?

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    Episode 3: Sam is wasted and Patty gets Jersey

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 38:50


    We're watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Episode 3 Season 1. Sam is wasted and Patty's jersey accent comes out (she's not even from there).

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    Episode 2: It's time to get deep, Jersey Style

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 52:17


    We watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Episode 2 Season 1. We do a deep, emotional dive (we were drunk). Also, Patty gets it so wrong. Oh well, we had alcohol.

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    Update: Technical Difficulties

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 0:49


    We had some tech issues but just like Danielle Staub, we'll be back in a two weeks with a drink in our hands

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    Episode 1: Introduction to Real Housewives and Table Flipping 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 41:37


    Patty and Sam introduce themselves and talk about the first foray into the Real Housewives universe

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