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In this episode we discuss spicy weather, gas-powered spy drones, invisible art, and why we cancelled our Belarussian vacation. Stay tuned for our Story & Question of the Day, World-in-5 Recap, Hot or Not Analysis, and Meme Central.

In this episode we discuss gas hoarders, microchip hoarders, murderous airbags, future President The Rock Johnson, and our inability to handle feedback. Stay tuned for our Story & Question of the Day, World-in-5 Recap, Hot or Not Analysis, and Meme Central.  

In this episode we discuss anti-Asian hate, off-brand vaccines, innovative and/or stupid business ideas, and why we've both changed our names to Salmon.

In this episode we discuss Ted Cruise's vacation, evil game companies, NFTs, and why we're planning to incorporate Gorilla Glue into our haircare routines.

In this episode we discuss rebel memestonks, Mormon e-marriage, Spotify's surveillance state, and why we only crave the munchies we can't have.

In this episode we discuss vikings in the capitol building, China being dicks to everyone, a recent ICO (initial camel offering), and the changing face of POGchamp.

In this episode we discuss the (not)stolen election, vaccine funding, Netflix's demise, fun drugs, and why we plan to visit Kazakhstan.

In this episode we discuss COVID cancellations, startup fails, and why humanity can Zoom our work, but we can never zoom away from our feels.

In this episode we discuss cows murdered by mosquitoes, a cash-cow murdered by Disney, and our newfound respect for the Post Office.

In this episode we discuss Trump's identity crisis, the upcoming rat/shark revolution, and our failure to assimilate into Zoomer society.

In this episode we discuss Elon Musk, entrepreneurial strippers, and why our investments never pan out.

This week we discuss the global coronavirus pandemic, cryptocurrency, and our inevitable loss of dignity.