Realistic Evening

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Welcome to our crazy, funny, loud, dumb; yet very real convos we have... now recorded!

David Vasquez, Elijah Calderon, Joseph Witt


    • Oct 15, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 19m AVG DURATION
    • 15 EPISODES


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    15. Rat Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 84:09


    Long time no talk, but we're back with rat energy for SEASON 3! Today we find out Joe wants to marry Tobey Maguire for intimate purposes, Eli becomes a rat at midnight, and someone is applying to be a guest to the podcast.

    14. Our 2nd Report Card

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 76:26


    In this episode, Devin meets his girlfriend, David is not losing money, And Tony has a message for the podcast.

    13. Goner Than The Sun, Higher Than The Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 68:59


    In this episode, Joe steals money for onlyfans, Tony beat up Joe and David on NYE, and we fire roman candles at each other.

    12. We Blacked Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 76:03


    This week Avery is back on AGAIN, Eli has a large vocabulary, and Joe can't remember what happened last weekend.

    11. Misosas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 71:15


    Avery joins us on this episode, Joe is scared of baby cries, and we learn to never take Joes friends to twin peaks.

    10. Mama Puff

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 75:50


    This episode, Anthony joins us as our first guest, Joe appreciates women, and we finish each others sentences.

    9. Cheeks On My Feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 84:48


    Joe's past self fails him, vr porn, and the Mandalorian. How was your weekend? Ours was great.

    8. Bug Eyed Bra, Yeehaw!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 70:12


    This week, Tony wears thongs on his head, David gets pantsed in middle school ,and Joe is insecure about his large noggin.

    7. Quarrels with Squirrels

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 82:03


    Do you have a sexy name? Find out in this episode alongside David's hate for squirrels and Eli's fear of museum environments.

    6. Purple bear stairs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 54:46


    David can't talk, stealing skittles, and Joe and David pitch the next Pornhub hit.  

    5. orange easy name

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 61:00


    This is the first episode of the NEW rebranded podcast. In this episode we talk about Joe's yeast infection experience, the drowning of '06, and prison.

    4. Space Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 98:42


    Its been a few weeks since the last podcast but were back! this episode Eli won't be joining us but David is here with his stepbrother Joseph. We talk about our childhood mishaps, relationships, and other bs. Enjoy this episode of the crunch podcast!

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    3. Cheese is just hard milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2019 91:08


    We are joined by our friend Markus this week and talking about our usual random nonsense, enjoy!

    2. Pee in a Cup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 95:46


    Our friend Blake is on the podcast this week, we go over his process with military, dumb ideas, and our tier list for childhood cartoons

    1. If you can say something, say something

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2019 95:42


    Who would make a better baby sitter, drake and josh or Zack and Cody? Area 51 memes and stranger things season 3 and season 4 predictions!

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