Sorry Mom & Dad

We've all been crazy jealous psychopaths before... right? Well... at one point or another we've all been guilty of jealousy. Well, the ladies discuss how they (mostly) have overcome their jealousy traits and they discuss how a little jealousy can honestly be a little healthy... to an extent.

The ladies discuss how important it is for everyone to be honest and open when talking to their friends about their sexcapades. Why do guys leave out the brutal details after a "hookup"? Why do our girlfriends know the exact shape and size of our mans' dicks? Why did Megan use shampoo as lube for anal?

The ladies discuss how to keep the spark alive in a relationship and reflect back on what younger them would think of them today. Self-awareness is important... right?!

The ladies all officially have Onlyfans... now what? The girls discuss how to start one, their experiences on there, and how their men feel about their scandalous online content.

Surprise... we're all cuffed! The girls reflect back on cringy past memories of their single days last summer when things were crazy and on the reckless side.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE! A lot has happened the past 3 months and we're sorry for disappearing. We'll explain everything. Like... EVERYTHING. From Jacqueline and Megan getting arrested, Abby getting cyberbullied, drama with one of our ex-sponsors, and more! This episode is extra long because we owe it to y'all. Anyways, enjoy.

Put on your cowboy hats, grab that lasso, and ride that dick into the sunset. The ladies share tips, tricks, and stories on how to RIDE THAT DICK!

The girls discuss how to make yourself finish faster, last longer in bed, and honestly just everything that revolves around heavenly world of cumming.

The girls discuss the wonderful superficial world of Instagram and how it can affect online dating and relationships. When do you post your boo? Do social media profiles really matter?

The girls discuss how to take the perfect nudes: ass, titties, dick, vag... the whole she-bang. They'll give you all the tips on angles, the lighting, and do's/don'ts of taking that perfect nude.

We interviewed and pried into the personal life of Youtuber Jimmy Zhang. Enjoy our Valentine's special! So much thanks to Jimmy for joining us and being a lot of fun.

The ladies discuss their first date experiences and how to go about getting ready for that first date. How do you score that first date? What do you wear? What do you do? Are we gonna f*ck?! Listen up and hear all about it.

The girls discuss how to not catch feelings for your fuckbuddy/casual partner. They got all the tips and tricks to make sure that no one gets their feelings hurt.

The girls discuss the three stages/types of dating: Casual, Exclusive, and Serious/Relationship. They discuss their experiences and deliver advice for each stage.

The ladies lay down the difference between a "nice guy" and a NICE GUY. Don't be the "nice guy". Megan and Abby are both boo'd up and Jacqueline ends a recent situationship. Megan also shares some exciting news about her Polish lover who may just be sticking around for a while...

It’s a new year and a new decade… which means our body counts reset. That’s how it works… right? Tune in and listen in on the discussion of virginity myths and the ladies’ first times ever doing the deed.

The girls talk about the rules of girl & guy code and also discuss insecurity and jealousy in dating.

The ladies talk about... anal. We love it, we hate it, they're gonna share some butthole wisdom with you lovely degenerates. From anal to ass eating... what's the big deal with the asshole?

The ladies discuss tips on how to talk dirty in bed and share some of their own lines. 

The girls go into detail about their new romantic interests. Megan has a man from Poland that she met in New York, Jacqueline has fallen for a hotel security guard, and Abby has a typical Tinder boy that turned into something more. The ladies also discuss cuffing szn and answer some of your questions as always.

The ladies talk about experiences and share stories of experimenting with certain substances while doing the deed. Don't do drugs kids.

The ladies discuss the importance of and the types of foreplay. Oh heck yeah it's important, so listen up!

The ladies talk about basic sex ed, share some dirty facts, and would like to remind you all to clean your dicks and pussies. They wanna teach you how to stay clean and safe while getting down & dirty with a lover or friend or whatever.

The ladies discuss kinks and fetishes and how to explore your spicy side in bed safely and with confidence! SMAD GIRLS HATE VANILLA.  TW: r*pe

The girls pry into Youtuber/Singer/Business owner David Choi's life and ruin the image that we grew up to know and love back in the late 2000's when Youtube was first on the rise. So much thanks to David Choi, who is a listener and fan of SMAD, for joining us on this episode and letting us lightly expose him.

The ladies talk about getting to know your private parts and the methods of getting yourself of. They also discuss some personal stories involving going down to town on themselves and how it's perfectly normal to have some intimate self-love time.

Sorry guys, Megan was out sick for this one... but Abby and Jacq discuss why a lot of us seem to get stuck in toxic relationships and what some red flags are in them. They also discuss personal experiences with toxic relationships.

Looks like it's CUFFING SZN! Just kidding, not for the SMAD girls, unfortunately. The ladies talk about the difficulties of finding actual love in LA, how you shouldn't be ashamed to hoe around, how guys shouldn't be afraid of a girl's past, intimate vs. rough sex, and other random bs.

Abby, Megan, and Jaq continue on with their stories of the times they've disappointed their parents from last week. From meth-laced pot brownies, to rolling at raves, and... *cue scary music* interracial dating.

Being raised in an Asian household... good times, right? Or was it so traumatic that you have to laugh about it to forget it? The girls look back on their childhood and adolescent years and reflect on all their bad decisions. Who was caught watching porn on a Nintendo DSi? Who was caught jerking off a virtual penis? Stay tuned and listen up.

The girls talk periods and pregnancy scares on this week's episode. There's nothing wrong with a little mess, right?

Do Asians really go crazy once they escape home and head out for college? Abby, Megan, and Jac look back on old college memories and discuss why they did the things they did.

It's back to school! And it's also "rush szn". The girls discuss experiences with Asian Greek/organizations and give the behind-the-scenes scoop as well as an outsider's perspective.

The girls are delirious from lack of sleep and go on to talk about a range of sex topics and experiences. They start on the topic of main and side hoes and dive into sexual stories from the past.

The girls discuss the small Asian penis stereotype. Why does society tell us this?? Is it true?? Can they have large wankers? What if you ARE Asian and have a smaller d*ck? What's more important: Girth or length?! Can all dicks be loved?!?!

Abby, Megan, and Jacq talk about their experiences and how they've dealt with men who have an Asian fetish, aka "yellow fever". How do you get yourself an Asian girl the right way? Maybe by not directly looking for an Asian girl, how about that. Don't worry, just listen, and you'll understand.

Abby, Jacq, and Megan discuss a few wrong places that you think you'll find "love". They discuss raves, the club, and the workplace.

Abby, Jacq, and Megan discuss their experiences with their past and current friends with benefits relationships. What happens when someone catches feels and wants more? How do you establish a FWB to begin with ?What happens when your current FWB gets anal beads stuck in another girl? What, who, where, how?

Just don't do it. Learn from Abby, Jacq, and Megan's experiences with their past relationships as they dive deep into the good, the bad, and the ugly. They discuss the topics of breakups, closure, and moving on the right way.

The girls discuss what constitutes a f*ckboy/ABB and share personal stories dating them. They also discuss the topic of Finstas and how to slide into the DMs the right way.

Abby, Megan, and Jacq share one single mic as they struggle and drink through discussions of dating apps, terrible first dates, and experience with ghosting people. Tune into the sound of Jacqueline's fridge in the background, clinking soju bottles, and echoed laughter in the concrete studio apartment located in Downtown LA.