A podcast where we talk trash about trash TV whilst getting trashed.
Brianna Russ, Margo Russ, Meghan Hedge
We're back for Are You The One season 2! We discuss first impressions of the contestants, including speculation that we have a couple Fish Boiz this season.
We discuss where the contestants from season one of Are You The One ended up, and what they are currently up to.
The season is over, the money has been won, but did the matches work out? No! Pretty much, everyone broke up, but Ryan host Ryan wants to talk about it. If you want to skip a super cringey episode of the actual show, you can just listen to us! We will tell you all about it!This episode is brought to you by vodka and diet coke.
This week we are missing Margo, so in place of Are You The One, we have the only logical replacement: SHREK! Cinematic genius at its finest. Join us as we delve deep into the details of one of the greatest movies ever created.
It's finally here! Will the house win the largest cash prize in MTV history? Will Brittany and Adam screw everything up? Did the producers manufacture the Brittany/Adam drama by pulling clips from old episodes? Who knows! Grab some wine and settle in for the end of an era.This episode is brought to you by red wine and Brianna's humid office.
This week we are introduced to our favorite reality TV personality of all time: Scuba Scali. Sure, Land Scali is the worst, but just add water and he becomes an almost stomachable human being. Scuba Scali is (dare I say it?) kind of funny... This is a very weird episode. The 1 million dollars (split between 20 people) is so close we can almost taste it. But, we can't end the season without at least one more tacky, drunken party, so Ryan Host Ryan is hosting a White Party! Apparently that was a thing back in the day? People fall in love, fall out of love, fall into the ocean, but at least we are all drunk!This episode is brought to you by a variety of beer and seltzer.
This week we have a very special guest... it's Margo's boyfriend, Dean! His birthday present this year is gracing us all with his hot takes on the show and confirming the JJ and Scali are horrible. This episode is just a big dog-pile on Kayla. Did she get what she deserved? Was it too much? We are asking all the tough questions, folks. This episode is brought to you be Jose Cuervo himself!
The drama from Day 26 just keeps on giving in Episode 7! We get Simone and Shanley drama, Shanley and Chris T. drama, Paige and Chris T drama, Paige and Scali drama, and the list refuses to stop. The shit has officially hit the fan here... now it's time for us all to watch it fall. This episode is brought to you by Truly and Flavored Ale.
It's finally here! Welcome to day 26! Yes, we did already cover day 41, and we are still upset at the laziness of the editors when they created their promo and mislabeled the drama, but the past is the past. This week the shit really hits the fan as Simone plots to destroy Chris T. and Shanley once and for all. Kayla officially christens the term "Boom Boom Room," and the house holds an intervention for her to choose between Ryan and Wes. Strap in for a wild ride!This episode is brought to you by the Tayloma (Tayshia Adams' version of the Paloma.)
Welcome to the (supposed) day 41! JJ officially crosses the line and destroys an actual window, but he doesn't seem to suffer any of the normal consequences of his actions - as expected. This week, we get TWO truth booths and some real movement in the game! The real star of this episode is Wes' acting chops, though. Someone get this man on a non-reality TV show right now!!!This week, Meghan opens up about her past trauma of repelling down a mountain while putting her life entirely in Jesus' hands. Did she sustain long-term injuries? She gets very confused about fruits, so you tell me.This episode is brought to you by Vodka
This week, Brianna owns up to their codependent personality issues, Meghan shows off her bidet, and Margo laments on the time one of her partners wrote a song about her.In Hawaii, Adam and Brittany take over the episode and make everyone uncomfy. But Brittany is not the only crazy lady in the house this week, because the guys' exes are here to stir up some drama. Joey is, yet again, cut completely out of the episode. His ex is nowhere to be found. Coleysia manages to squeeze in some screen time for herself. Ryan, contestant Ryan, gets way too serious and becomes a major buzzkill. Brittany and Adam have two full on screaming matches... it's a bumpy ride.This episode is brought to you by a mixture of beer and white claw.
Brianna and Margo are dealt a devastating blow when the realize they have to own up to their own mistakes. Turns out they aren't as familiar with the ways of canoeing as they once thought!Simone and John steal the show this week as we follow the ups and downs of their tumultuous relationship. But Scali is not letting his sleazy crown be stolen by John! He will do everything in his power to show how absolutely disgusting he is every chance he gets. All the girls deserve better. #FreeBrittanyThis episode is brought to you by a variety of Belgian ales!
In this episode, we cover all of the important topics such as: what is the term "Jonesing", is it a kayak or a canoe, and why does Brianna hate when people brush their teeth? We also discuss S1E2 of Are You the One? Will Ryan's journal help the 20 contestants in their search for love and money? Listen to find out!The content of this week's episode is provided by White Claw!
Brianna, Margo, and Meghan discuss MTV's Are You The One? Season One Episode One.Twenty millionaire-hopefuls who are bad at love and math join together to see if they can find their perfect match through... science? Shanley and Chris T. find love via the power of David Bowie's The Labyrinth. Mega-bed starts drama. Simone is attracted to John for some unknown reason. Dillon drinks Coleysia's heart for a smoothie. Ryan, host Ryan, is bringing sexty back and explaining the laser-filled outhouse known as the Truth Booth. We meet our favorite characters - the 10 Beams of Light, and the producer who runs away after turning them off at the end of the episode. Strap in for a wild ride full of drama, pound-town vs. boom-boom room, and reminiscing on 2014 fashion!