The Strangemen's No Access Radio

Transmission #1: Education An announcement for all students at Maxwell's University for the unnormal. First transmission with new personnel. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Death or dying A happy ending? Music Used Baroque Coffee House - Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions Pastoral - Asher Fulero Spring Field by Godhome Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: Alexepoch_YT, jochen1988, TheAtomicBrain, GJOS, SomeoneCool15, florianreichelt, ken788, Abacagi Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com Thanks for listening

Broadcast #%$: Stranger and Nobody H̡elló J̛ąc̷k̢,̡ ̸we shoul̸d ̀r͘ea̡lly̶ ͡meet̕ ̵u̷p ̀so͟meti͡me̸. W͠e̛͢ h̵͢a̛v̷̢e҉̵͡ ̷̨͞so͝m̛͘͢e̸̕ ̕ư̷͢n̕͝f̶̡i҉n̸̕̕i͝s̡h̕e͟͝d̀ ̸̨̕bu̢҉̀si͟ne͢͝ş̸s̶͜ t҉͢o̧͝ ̡͜a͘t͟͞t͘͝e̴͢n̷̕̕d̸͜͜ ̀͜t͝o. I̧͜͠ ̛͠ẁ̡͟͝͝į̧̛̕͠l̶͢͢l̡̡͟ ͡f̸͟i͜҉͏̴̢n̕͢͢͝d̨̢͢͠͠ ̧̛̀͟͡y͏̛҉͟҉o̸͞ù̵̢͢, ̴̵̢͞J̡̛͠͞͏a̸̢c͏̵́́ķ͢͜͞͞. A̷̵̢̧͖̠̯̥͕̬̪̝̺͟ǹ̢̰̞̲̘̰̤̫͉̮́́͞d̴̺̗͉̘̠̘̼̪̳̥̻̣̺̺̟̖̮͢ ͇̣̞̺̥̭͙̙͉͚͙́͜I͠͏̪͍͉͕ ̨̰̗̠͕͈̱͎̦͉̦̘̭̘̱̜̤́̀͞w̵̨̖̝͇̥̥̠͞i̵̷̮͕̻ḽ̢̢̭̮̩̺̹̠̰̭̥͍̺̞͉̥́ͅḷ̶͓̯̭͕̫̬̼̤́͟͡ ̴̨́͏͍͔̜̰̜̲̟b̵̛̟̻̻̠̻̭̲̣̻̞̝̥͢͢͞ư͈̗͓̖̤̫̮̟̖͍̫̠̱͚̟̞r̨̡̗̫̣̜̻̘̦̳̫̲̲̺̣̺͜ͅn̴͟҉̛̜̜̱̼͇͔͎̘̼ ̨͏̸̵̡͓̳͚̫̳͕͚̱̹̠̝ͅy҉͏̜͍̯̮̹͙̙̪̲̯ǫ̦̳̬̲̻́u̙͙͇̯͝.̛͏̵̴͕̦̟̖̪͔̺̘̙͔̲ . CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall” Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy” Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell” Kristofer Patston-Gill as “The Strangest Man” Lachlan Millard as “Thomas Fenton Garvey” Tara Francis as “Maximum Security Access Pass” Marriam Farris as “Sarah Remmings” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Violence Abuse Death or dying Emotional abuse Music Used Horror Soundscape 01 - Headphaze Cocktail Hour - Aaron Kenny Hunted - Xanco123 Old Lab - szegvari Sci-fi Horror Music - Shortrecord Dark Ambient Music - Theoteravainen Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: onderwish, lollosound, launemax, Juandamb, reznik_Krkovicka, 170084, hitmount, soundmast123, rsellick, nextmaking, cjfilmmaker, steveuk87, deleted-user-2104797, Alternicity, anochrist, nuclearboy, Maurice_J_K, colo777, Philip_Daniels, jamesrodavidson, nixenom, THE_bizniss, pfranzen, qubodup, denstoltejyde, davidou, florianreichelt, thesubber13, syntheway, spookymodem, cognito-perceptu, urupin, Jay6Waza, MattRuthSound, Nox_Sound, littlerobotsoundfactory, gneube, IENBA, grey24, deleted_user_2104797, SeanSecret, Yoyodaman234, InspectorJ, PMBROWNE, saintsamael, ihitokagem, icyjim, Patrick_Corra, rylandbrooks, Abacagi, ztrees1, YleArkisto, Disagree, TiesWijnen, yottasounds, MisterSegev, Khrinx, ManWhoMakesTrashMovies, monosfera, joseph.larralde, cognito-perceptu, richerlandtv, gprosser, nebulasnails, VlatkoBlazek, mike_stranks, anochrist, rucisko, bennathanras, Alternicity, matucha, nabz871, NachtmahrTV, ElanHickler, doty21, noisecollector, ejfortin, Slave2theLight, -sihiL, NoahBangs, deleted-user-7146007, Caitlin_100 Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #10: Breakdown ERROR, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS OFFLINE, PLEASE CONSULT THE DARK FORCES THAT GOVERNS OUR LIVES OR ANY OTHER FORCE THAT MAY GOVERN OUR LIVES FOR ASSISTANCE. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall” Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy” Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell” Kristofer Patston-Gill as “The Strangest Man” And David Hatherly as “David” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Violence Self-harm Abuse Death or dying Oh no Music Used School Bus Shuffle - Freedom Trail Studio Death and Forever - Thebossdiety Fruitcake Hotel #1 - Fruitcake.Hotel Fear Bringer - Foolboymedia Haunted - Xanco123 Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: RoyalRose, Warrick_Lendon, eddy15, doty21, ProSound Effects, cognito perceptu, tats14, arnaud coutancier, kmyers1316, pfranzen, kyles, keykrusher, InspectorJ, Zeraora, Nuclearboy, lluiset7, sophiehall3535, urupin, 170084, wjtaylor, Ephemeral_Rift, djgriffin, MeijstroAudio, Suburbanwizard, tosha73, Anthousai, aglinder, Eneasz, cylon8472, tabache, spookymodem, Sheyvan, tbsound101, nebulasnails, gprosser, YuAlreddiKn0, Mafon2, ERH, zimbot, Rudmer_Rotteveel, jg-booysen, hitmount, cjfilmmaker, nextmaking, steveuk87, deleted_user_7146007, jorickhoofd, Briarheart02, deleted_user_1887925, Sheyvan, Benboncan Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #09: Institutions Jock didn't come into work again… for the 6th day in a row, so we're airing an old episode. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall” Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy” And Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Violence Self-harm Abuse Death or dying Science Music Used When Johnny Goes Marching - E's Jammy Jams Abandon Fields - Dredile Write You - Joey Pecoraro Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: InspectorJ, hitmount, tollbooth, tairblenn, Jarredgibb, Filmsndfx, tosha73, SoundsExciting, HugoLuman, deleted_user_5405837, onderwish, Robinhood76 Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #08: Dissection Interviews with all four members of the Association's Radio Station. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall” Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy” And Lachlan Millard as “Thomas Fenton Garvey” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Violence Invasion of privacy Self-harm Abuse Death or dying Bats Music Used Full Moon Empty House - Trevor Garrod Nighttime Stroll - E's Jammy Jams Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: SpliceSound, Nox_Sound, tairblenn, deleted-user-2104797, PeteBarry, tollbooth, amholma, pauliep83, CastIronCarousel, YleArkisto, CastIronCarousel, tats14, SkySoundLibrary, hitmount, MWsfx, RICHERlandTV, InspectorJ, bone666138, Alex-Fullam, merrick079, steveuk87, dimi7, Robinhood76, ThunderQuads, kupp2, issalcake Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #07: Orientation An informational broadcast about recent changes to the hiring process. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Violence Lizard bites Self-harm Abuse Death or dying Metal Skeletons Music Used Canal 3 - Quincas Moreira Sci-fi Horror Music - Shortrecord The Sick House - Thebossdiety Dark Ambient Music - Theoteravien Seaside Piazza - Aaron Kenny Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: InspectorJ, denalwa, JonCon_Library, F.M.Audio, SieuAmThanh, TheSubber13, rucisko, ERH, booluhui, bassboybg, georgisound, SoundsForHim, aglinder, deleted-user-6025018, syntheway, Eelke Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #06: Tour A tour around the different departments of the Strangemen Association. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall” Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy” And James Clayton as “Researcher” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Sexism Racism Dog whistles Self-harm Abuse Death or dying Meat Music Used Walk Through the Park - TrackTribe Fear Bringer - FoolBoyMedia The Sick House - TheBoseDeity Fruitcake Hotel #1 - Fruitcake.Hotel Sailing - Delicate Steve Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: Revolt2563, JarredGibb, volkbutphan, filmsndfx, olver, mariethompson, viertelnachvier, inspectorj, szegvari, tosha73, JamGrif, Diboz, soundtracvkradio, guardian2433, bewagne, forseti1121, geoneo0, reidmangan, tams_kp, _stubb, coetzee_megan12, nebulasnails, gprosser, Nmb910, JohnsonBrandEditing, Danielajq, deleted_user_2104797, hitmount, tats14, ThatMisfit, sidequesting, morosopher Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #05: Mistakes were Made A catalogue of mistakes you are contractually obligated to forget and never mention again. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Yasir Ayubi as “Jiles Clark” James Clayton as “Unnamed Tape Person” And Tara Francis as “000 Operator” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Sexual Content Self-harm Abuse Death or dying Cutaway gags Music Used Magic in the Other - Cruiser Squadda Bambino Tumblr - Squadda B Horror Ambient - Mr45 Dark Ambient Music - TheoTeravainen Sad Heaven Piano #3 - PSOVOD The Sick House - TheBoseDeity Death And Forever - TheBoseDeity Dolphin-esque - Godhome Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: Aiwha, hank_richard, 180156, FlirtFM, martinimeniscus, JarredGibb, mutatorscotch, Nox_Sound, tairblenn, Keykrusher, iwiploppenisse, InspectorJ, GJOS, AviZiv, cbakos, NoiseCollector, KalixMusic, tats14, Robinhood76, aliceemily, florianreichelt Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #04: Addition Attention all Strangemen Association Staff, David has multiplied… again. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall” Triss Barkwell as “Rylee Bussenschutt” Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy” And David Hatherly as “David” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Invasion of privacy Blood Obsession Abuse of power Depression Sudden Loud Sounds Threats of violence Body horror Death or dying Clones Music Used Who's using who - The Mini Vandals Dark Ambient Music 3: Hunted - Xanco123 Sci-fi Horror music - ShortRecord Horror Soundscape: 01 - Headphaze This is not a Ballad - True Cuckoo Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: Noisecollector, LittleRobotSoundFactory, InspectorJ, katfolker, amholma, JG_Booysen, Tats14, jackthemurray, hanneswannerberger, SpaceJoe, jodybruchon, cjfilmmaker, anochrist, deleted_user_7146007, nextmaking, steveuk87, deleted_user_2104797, Samantha_Dolman, ShortRecord, Alexepoch-yt Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #03: Estrangement A catalogue of the weirder, non-employed people who are trapped here against their will. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall” Lachlan Millard as “Dennis Brosmound” And Tara Francis as “Moon Therapist” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Invasion of privacy Blood Fungus Abuse of power Depression Loneliness Bad therapy Threats of violence Body horror Death or dying Science Music Used We Made It - Reed Mathis The Quantum Realm - The Whole Other Because for Everything there is Something - pATCHES To Ponder - Godmode Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: GJOS, Kneeling, anemicrose, rivernile7, InspectorJ, stackpool, Lightnessko, stevelalonde, taure, keykrusher, GJOS, Tairblenn Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #02: Power A quick history lesson about how the Association does not siphon energy directly from hell. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Triss Barkwell as “Rylee Bussenschutt” Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Invasion of privacy Blood Drowning mention Threats of violence Body horror Death or dying Meat OSHA Violations Music Used Ready for Freddy - TrackTribe Landing on a Dark Planet - Doug Maxwell Suborbital Space Trip Voyage - Brusse Kazoom - Quincas Moreria Cocktail Hour - Aaron Kenny Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: freeborn, Tairblenn, KeyKrusher, leonelmail, digestcontent Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

Broadcast #01: Catalogue A list of generally horrible things. First broadcast with new equipment. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall” Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy” James Clayton as “Researcher” And Marriam Farris as “Sarah Remmings” Content warnings: Unreality Kidnapping and abduction Cancer (Lung) Self-harm Abuse Death or dying Teethpaste Music Used Ferris Wheel - Quincas Moreia Torture - Coyote Hearing Deep Space - Audionuatix Spring Field by Godhome Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard Sound Effects by: AldebaranCW, Smukey9, katfolker, InspectorJ, La Chaîne des memes, harveyjnz, amholma, straget, groovyrandomness, DiscoveryME, yottasounds, qubodup, KeyKrusher, GJOS, Tairblenn. Contact Us: strangemenradio@gmail.com

The First Episode will be released on the 6th of January, 2022... see you real soon. CAST: Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby” Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard