THE TOKIN' ASIAN

Matt and Dave return after seeing two films in 24 hours and attempt to discuss both without mixing them up. Somewhere along the way THE LAST JEDI gets thrown in the mix as well. They also make an awful attempt at a new feature for the show: Terrible Improv, (either Dimprov or Rimprov or maybe […]

In what will likely become a yearly event, Matt and Dave see a new STAR WARS movie in the theater and then offer up a spoiler-filled (and in Matt’s case weed-fueled) review. This time around they present their take on ROGUE ONE: A Star Wars Story. It’s only been out for about three weeks as […]

Matt and Dave return after a long hiatus to reflect on the state of current American politics and get deep into the issue of fecal odor disguising bathroom sprays. Other topics include Onyx The Fortuitous, penis flytraps, the funniest word, Tip O’Neill, military boner pills, disappointing nudity in movies, Bill Clinton cancellations, PBP, Ams, chime […]

Matt and Dave went and saw the movie HARDCORE HENRY and then sat down to file this report on the splendid work of art that it is, after Matt spent the requisite amount of time in the “green room” of course. Along the way they also discuss drug sniffing teens saving the world in Robert […]

Matt buys a Cotton Candy maker. What do you think he’s going to do with it? GOT A QUESTION FOR MATT? Send it in an email to NOBODYSNOSEDL@GMAIL.COM or ask it through one of the links below. LIKE the Nobody’s Nose page on Facebook: www.facebook.com/noseynobody Follow Nobody’s Nose on Twitter: @NOSEYNOBODY Weird Arby’s Worker Tropical […]

Dave offers Matt a deal that could have staggering implications for both of their futures. It’s all very serious. Along the way they also discuss Matt’s podcast recording preparation procedures, Snoop Dogg’s narration skills, the Bernie Sanders / Col. Sanders confusion issue, tax revenues from legal marijuana sales in the USA, Matt’s disturbing totalitarian weed […]

Matt and Dave see the new hard-R Marvel superhero movie DEADPOOL and record a spoiler-full episode in response. Seeing as how they never entirely stay on topic, they also veer into discussions of capitalism working with regards to legal weed, new mythological creatures, the intrinsic unfairness of Ryan Reynolds’s sense of humor, issues arising from […]

Matt receives his first audio question from a listener, and it forces him to confront the horror of millennial emo kids head on. But before and after that Dave walks with him through a variety of topics including ass-snatching, delayed brain messages, zombie themes in classic songs, hemorrhoid tentacles, apology-based ass play, kaiju genitalia animation, […]

SPOILER ALERT! One of the hosts of this show may have smoked marijuana before recording. Also, we watched THE FORCE AWAKENS and will completely ruin it for you if you haven’t seen it. Matt and Dave start off their discussion of Star Wars Episode 7 in the most natural way possible, that being discussions of […]

Matt and Dave end 2015 with a vaguely holiday-themed discussion that swings wildly between serious and scatalogical, as you may have come to expect. Matt gives some useful tips that may come in handy for family gatherings, and along the way they touch on many other topics including self-defecating humor, callbacks to nonexistent prior bits, […]

Matt gets so high it takes 2.5 hours to record 1 hour. Some would call that really good weed. Dave calls it an editing challenge. This episode’s topics include entertainment description for the blind, listening to podcast episodes out of order, #3 (slurry), paste or gravy, Matt’s clean slate, homemade monk hash candy, Viagra candy […]

Matt and Dave return to bring the world a second installment of what may someday be described as “an intense and nuanced study of the intricacies of race relations, cannabis consumption, and toilet talk.” Matt airs his deep concern that children may be allowed to listen to the podcast and be irreparably damaged before he […]

Matt introduces himself to the podcast listening world as the host of this new show, and introduces board op Dave as his assistant and show facilitator. The format of the show is explained, and Matt makes various attempts at writing a new theme song for Dave’s other podcast I’VE KNOWN YOU TOO LONG, all while […]