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Em and Ana explore the saga of Bean Dad, creating a durable record of 2021's first Twitter main character, while exploring his appreciation of the transgender erotic arts. Also: a brief consideration of #ForceTheVote and the mysterious case of the airborne Alberta legislators!

The gang dives into the life and work of Phil Phillips, celebrating Halloween by taking a look at the Satanic Panic!

After a brief sojourn to the world of the Contrapoints fandom, Em and Ana explore the wonderful world of Tory Man, and Em discovers that the wonderful world of Tory Man is incredibly horny. More accurately, Em and Ana discuss four conservative politicians from four different Anglophone countries, and come to the realization that while peanut butters are different, Tories are the same.

KT and Mia share their experiences with the Travis Scott burger, and Em mourns three significant losses: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Kansas City Breath Mints star batter Boyfriend Monreal, and the American left post-Bernie.

This week, Ana and KT discuss blue (raspberry) waffles, the ping-pong of Canadian politics, and the significance of St. Maximilian Kolbe in the contemporary world. (Please excuse any theological errors.)

Em and Mia discuss the untimely passing of fellow podcaster Michael Brooks, his legacy for the online left, and, in his memory, take some well-deserved potshots at silly losers from all political persuasions.

KT and Ana dive into why 2018's favorite male shape is actually lowkey kinda gross, the trouble with Grandmacore, and more!

It's himbo discourse this week on TSN! Also we try to figure out what sarsaparilla is.

The gang talks about that video where white celebrities act like they are sorry for being racist. Also bad TV. @emmerynjane @dckrepelsquad @TheBiograph @itzzamia

This is a mostly serious, brief discussion of what your hosts are doing to defend Black lives and disrupt the riotous police. If you want to support ongoing demonstrations, particularly in the Des Moines area, please donate to the Eastern Iowa Community Bond Project here : https://t.co/80QOKOFM9C?amp=1, and look for similar funds in your area.

Ana and KT talk about music idk they didn't give me a synopsis to put here.

Ana and Em bond over their shared love of PSAs, taste in electronic music, and being wholesome on main.

This week we recount the tales of furry pedophile landlords and bi-flag scandals, as well as tell you all why twitter bad.

This week the gang talks about eclectic sects of Christianity! @emmerynjane @dckrepelsquad @TheBiograph @itzzamia

It's the opposite of torture shopping network cuz we talk about things that we enjoy. Follow us: @emmerynjane @dckrepelsquad @TheBiograph @itzzamia

This week we have Important Doll Talk and Emmy unveils a new character! Follow us: @emmerynjane @dckrepelsquad @TheBiograph @itzzamia

This week we get down with the sickness and also do a big shock and relate it to how capitalism is bad. Follow us! @emmerynjane @dckrepelsquad @TheBiograph twitch.tv/itzzamia

This week it's just Mia and KT. The news is bad and everything is bad and we do our best to ignore it and have good vibes but oh god oh god oh no why *squeak squeak*

Mia's off this week, so Ana seizes control of the pod to do her first reading series as a permanent host, Emmeryn gushes about her latest internet commie girl crush, and we discuss what US leftists can learn from the Wet'suwet'en. Follow us on Twitter dot com! @emmerynjane @ItzzaMia @TheBiograph @dckrepelsquad

THIS WEEK ON THE TORTURE SHOPPING NETWORK PLODCAST We have on TWO new co-hosts to talk Nevada, bad jobs, and expand the Femboy War Expanded Universe. I swear I promised I'd put handles in the show notes this time: @emmerynjane @ItzzaMia @TheBiograph @dckrepelsquad

This week Emmeryn gets messy for drama and Mia has an aneurysm reading the Bloomberg subreddit.

Caucus bad. We talk about a rat. Episode late.

Emmy and Mia cancel the Iowa caucuses.

On this inaugural podcaugural Emmeryn and Mia discuss Andrew Yang's visionary policy, the pedantic side of UK politics, and twitter drama!