Turner Masters Memory Hospital

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Turner Masters, teenage sex offender, is dead and all of Riverwater is grieving. But no one is grieving more than Turner’s merciless mother, who plans to replace the local hospital with a Turner-centric shrine while inciting Turner’s fanatical friends to solve his murder. Hilarious and unrelenting,…

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    • Aug 16, 2017 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 16m AVG DURATION
    • 7 EPISODES


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    PT6 “A Narrative Podcast”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 15:38


    Magrissa, Gronathan, and Turner return home to a post-apocalyptic Riverwater and endure a violent family reunion. The series ends in space. And in song.Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

    PT5 “The Last Campus of Trump University”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 15:36


    Magrissa and Gronathan find Turner Masters - dead and in some sort of afterlife. The trio enlists the help of an obnoxious, unemployed minimalist to get back to Earth.Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

    PT4 “With Rapture”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 27:00


    The Opening Ceremony of the Turner Masters Memory Hospital has arrived! Tarp and Barn do improv for a listless audience. Magrissa and Gronathan uncover a shocking truth. Also, a support group for Turner’s grieving sexual partners console one another.Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

    PT3 “To Church”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 13:54


    After Magrissa consults Turner’s ex-girlfriend and Gronathan confronts Coach, all signs start to point to the Riverwater Church.Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

    PT2 “Clues”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 28:10


    Magrissa, Gronathan, and Turner return home to a post-apocalyptic Riverwater and endure a violent family reunion. The series ends in space. And in song.Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

    PT1 “The Memory Hospital”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 13:15


    Turner Masters, teenage sex offender, is dead and all of Riverwater is grieving - but no one more so than Turner’s merciless mother, Benina. At a townhall meeting, Benina unveils her plan to close Riverwater Hospital, throw out all the patients, and transform it into Turner’s eternal resting place. Meanwhile Turner’s girlfriend Magrissa and Turner’s best friend, Gronathan, suspect he’s been murdered.Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

    Turner Masters Memory Hospital Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2017 1:25


    Preview of the newest Forever Dog limited series podcast, Turner Masters Memory Hospital. A town of rape apologists grieve the loss of a horrible teen named Turner Masters as they make preparations to memorialize/ render useless the hospital in which he died. Written by: Catherine Cohen (UCB) and Steven Markow (The New Yorker, Paste).

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