Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins

Love this episode? Michelle does DAILY episodes that you can sample over at her Patreon! Patreon.com/michcoll. Free trial available and you can listen to all episodes on the podcast platform of your choice. If you're missing out on daily laughs, this is your answer, and yes this is Michelle writing this love you all xoxoxoWhat a true delight welcoming one of the hardest working girls in showbiz to our lil podcast, the one and only Taylor Strecker of Taste of Taylor fame! And Michelle will tell you herself that having two people with mile-a-minute brains whips her up in a literal frenzy, which you will see play out here. Taylor and Michelle finally publicly unpack one evening at the Polo Bar where a certain class act housewife caused minor waves and possibly got Michelle banned forever. The subject of DIAMONDS arises, and Taylor shares a true gasp-out-loud tale of one couples' prickly divorce and the reveals that soon followed. (You will SCREAM.) The ladies also delve a bit into their pasts as the "Ladies of Morning Radio" at SiriusXM, and what happens when a guest isn't there for the right reasons. Plus, the ladies unpack People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive and wonder if it's too late to apply for Forbes' 30 Under 30... and, of course, poncho chat (show staple). The best time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone! Enjoy this free episode of The Michelle Collins Show! To hear episodes every day, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial. You can also see Michelle on part 2 of her Big Natural Tour, coming to NYC, Nashville, Cincinnatti, Boston, St. Louis, DC and more. MichelleCollinsLive.com.Get your best Hennes & Mozart shirt on, because this show is about to be classed up with today's guest, star of My Dad Wrote a Porno, handsome AND English, the wonderful James Cooper @Coopdloop! And what DON'T these two cover? If it's Salzburg tips you're after, Michelle has got them, as she prepares James for his upcoming trip with some insider tips, like skipping the room Mozart was born in and NOT competitive schnitzel eating locations as he assumed. Major unrest in the UK is briefly touched upon (are the Lush's OK?), while the validity of dancing horses at the Olympics is hoofly debated, Michelle's long face notwithstanding. And is there anything China CAN'T synchronize? Plus... they relive the famous Milan AirBNB story, Michelle is tortured by some bite-ridden children on a train (first class!), and Starlight Express left zero to be desired. So sit back, relax, and spend what feels like 36 Hours with your two faves. ps No bear meat was harmed in the making of this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! And head to MichelleCollinsLive.com to snag tickets to The Big Natural Tour and www,patreon.com/michcoll to listen to Michelle's show every day.You have no idea the amount of twists and turns that await you on this Midnight Snack. Dan Acton opens the show with rugburns on his face, but we promise they're for reasons you will NEVER guess. Thick neck? You bet! Meanwhile, Dan creates his own Curb episode at the Alamo Drafthouse, and *phone buzz* sorry one second *checks phone* apologies, Dan's nudes finally came through. #OnlyDans It's actually a twisted story and will serve as a warning some many of you who listen. Meanwhile, Steve Jobs read his daughter to literal filth on his deathbed, and one slender Reddit mom doesn't want her body positive daughter to lay a hand on her wedding gown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free version of this week's Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll Come closer so we can stroke your arm and hold your hand as Dan Acton and Michelle walk you through this Golden Globe nominated episode. Michelle nearly gets nabbed by Dutch customs in a very Bourne-like premise starring her and 3 humongous suitcase, while Dan is busy pleasuring people in airport breastfeeding pods (not really but.....) We then unpack the hand-holding seen round the world... Drew & Oprah, what to do when receiving or giving a horrible present, the worst gifts you've ever given, a 7 foot tall man who has "problems" "dating," in-laws dropping by unannounced, and what happens when bringing your dog to the office inspires other people to do the same.... plus lots of random side stories as usual! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! To listen to it in its entirety, head to patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial.This episode is a less a snack and more a MEAL as so many cloches are whipped away to reveal things you need to hear! Michelle is joined by Dan, and the episode kicks off with a hilarious tale of thinking you're in a private showing of a film, only to have it be interrupted by a nice girl named Rebecca with interesting personal boundaries! Michelle gives her opinion on Saltburn aka The Talented Mr. Gen Z (she loved it) followed by an absolutely SLOPPY Chipotle visit that needs to be UNPACKED!!!! "It's almost like an autopsy table where they do the scooping..." exactly!! Then, for you patrons, we get into some Chipotle intrigue, specifically a woman who hurled a bowl at an employee and her hilarious sentencing by our new favorite person Judge Gilligan. And an incredible Sushi Sock update that finally clears Michelle's brother's name!!!! This episode is one for the ages. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial!It's an XXL edition of Midnight Snack this week, with Dan Acton and Michelle HYPED UP on some early AM CAFFEINE and ready to GIVE. In typical SNACK fashion, we unpack our deepest childhood traumatic memories all stemming from a flea market circus. (South Floridians: YES we're talking about the Swap Shop.) Michelle talks about her sprained lil ankle, which was completely her fault, and Dan recaps a mid-air flight with his plane seatmate which leaves Michelle wondering whose side she's on. New Year's Even plans are hashed, rehashed, and ultimately left in the air, we reminisce about the innocence of Craigslist, Sharon Stone "still bangable at 65" (her words), and an advice question involving surveilling your teen that will leave you SPEECHLESS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode plus daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll. We promise you will love it! Now the the blurb:It's been a minute since Dan and Michelle have reunited to chat, and they don't even know where to begin. From this phantom child's energy that's been following Michelle around all week, to Dan's first foray into men's shapewear (he is NOT the one wearing it relax), not a stone is left unturned. Following a little outlet mall recap (you can guess who gives this), they ask an important question: What do you bring in your overnight bag when staying at a romantic partner's house? If you said "one single condom" your name is Jordan Character and you are definitely a real person (this will make sense upon listening). Plus... LOTTO DRAMA! A lotto lawsuit leaves these old friends wondering about lottery legal ramifications that only a lawyer can answer. Now, if you'll excuse us... we have some scratchoffs to get to... *vinyl pants squeak away* Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi Midnight Snackers! We are doing daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show (as well as Midnight Snacks!) over on www.patreon.com/michcoll. Head over to sign up for a free trial, the content is flowing. Please enjoy this free episode with hilarious guest Mamrie Hart! It's a HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!! As The Michelle Collins Show welcomes one of the funniest to walk the Earth Mamrie Hart, of This Might Get Weird fame, to the show to celebrate HER favorite holiday.. Halloween!! It's like prom night between the Home Depot skeleton and Lil Amal! (Google.) Mamrie (who insists we use cams, video of which will be available to the Hello Everybody tier) shows up guns ablazin to unpack everything from martini carts to her Little Scamp Era, selling lone plums to neighbors, to her Fuddruckers era, where Michelle has stories revolving around hot tall Italian fake cops and their designer crossbody bags. This episode is SLUNG and HUNG!!! (Michelle is now wanted by Italian Authorities.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To celebrate a year of her mogul era, this episode of The Michelle Collins Show is free! To hear more episodes of this and Midnight Snack, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial and to also watch video of this episode. Thank you all for a fabulous year!How has it already been a year?! (Minus one day?) To celebrate what has genuinely been the most fun year in recent memory, Michelle is joined by her "lil sis" Abby Holland to reminisce about where they've come from and discuss some of the usual garbazh. As there is VIDEO of this ep (check the Patreon for the post!) the girls marvel over their mutual symmetry and possible "secretly rich" aura. One has wine, one has coffee, so ya know it's a scene. From Abby's visit to "Devil's Post Pile" (?) to Michelle's broken laptop, it's been an exciting 24 hours. Also covered: Designer eye patches, showering habits, alert babies, stir-fry, salad bars, contact lenses, Tony Danza vs John Stamos, and a house demolishing where we can all agree... YOU CALL IT, WE HAUL IT. We love you guys!! Thank you for a great year!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FIRSTLY: We're cracking the case as to why the connection was so-so this episode. Know that things like this drive Michelle (typing) legitimately INSANE, and will be remedied for next week. SECONDLY: The episode still does what it needs to do! Dan is a regular Nalgene Kelly, we touch ever-so-lightly upon the Lizzo suit, we get the LOWDOWN on FLUTES, reminisce about the alcohols we're allergic to, and ask ourselves what we'd do in a NO QUESTIONS ASKED situation. Thank you for believing in us and our wifi!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free episode!! To hear the full episode, go to Patreon.com/michcollMidnight Snack is an appropriate title for this week's episode as Michelle (Collins) and Dan (Acton) discuss the trials and tribulations of disgusting eaters, stemming from an upsetting yogurt bowl licking incident we'd like to never think about again. (Too late.) Plus, remember Gchat? The days of the past, we miss them so. Then, a lilll more Barbie talk, as Michelle realized maybe the reason she didn't connect with the movie was skeletally based. On to advice! One listener writes in with a typical dating app conundrum (you can write us too michcollshow@gmail.com), a cousin who sends romantic texts, a husband's friend who has welllllllll-crosssssseddd the line (Mich gets fired up at Dan about this but she loves him haha), and other questions that will have you FIRED UP in the COMMENTS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free episode! To listen to the whole thing, plus bonus episodes, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial!Dan Acton is back! So of course, Michelle does need to fill him on on yet more cruise details, like my Dad being "called on down" for the on-board Price is Right, or my Mom involving herself in a mini-feud with the on-board singer? Take your pick! What are those stone globes called anyway? Additionally... Barbenheimer... are we excited? Then, the latest dating "craze" as in it's a sign you need professional help: "Delusionships." Plus, the usual advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sure, it's a vacation week, but new shows are still coming your way, starting with this Midnight Snack with our guy Dan Acton who joins Michelle on a deep dive into Nordic culture, mainly haunted trolls, and a biblical tale that makes one realize the one thing the Bible was missing? Supernanny.To listen to the entire episode, head over to patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) Michelle swears she's over her haircut but insists on telling one last trimmy tale including a shallow dive into the world of Edible Arrangements. The theme of this week's listener advice is I Hate (Blanks) Partner, and they dig all the way in. Michelle then pushes past her frontal lobe lobotomy to learn about the flies avoiding the dead. An episode that we can all agree doesn't have it all but has some. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Midnight Snack EVENT this week as we welcome arguably the most hilarious, deserving and charming player to ever win the game of Survivor... it's YAM YAM!! Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico! In this exclusive interview, Michelle gets to ask her most burning Survivor questions... most of them toilet-related, but not ALL... and it's guaranteed you will learn something about the man, the game, and even yourselves. (Also nice to know the players ALSO want Jeff Probst to curb his enthusiasm during the challenges a hair.) But it wouldn't be an episode without Dan Acton, so we kick things off with one of the dumber intros in our lifetimes which ends with discovering the worst thing Playboy Magazine has ever published: Their interview with Koko the Gorilla. (Centerfold sadly not included!!!!) Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!Lots of tales rounded out by reader advice sums up this Midnight Snack quite nicely, as Dan Acton and Michelle unpack some truths and also myths. Michelle regales with a tense, edge of seat lost cell phone story, tearing labels off beer bottles, and a "famous" SHAWL story that begged to be retold. We get into vegetable fetishes, an upcoming "meet-cute" lol, and answer some listener questions! One lonely listener with a heart of gold looking to date again, and another who can't stop dating locals who were once married. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a mini free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!Ever hang out with someone who is hangry? How do you deal? Michelle kicks off this week's star-studded episode (guest Dan Acton) by delving into this scenario. And to make things worse? You're being TIMED. WITH TROUT DIP NEARBY. We're anxious just typing this. We also recount an untimely neighborhood run-in which may or may not lead to Mich's NETFLIX DEBUT (a murder doc), 106-year-old turtles named Adolf, and of course advice! Is it a red-flag to let your ex see your dog? Or is a bigger red flag that Dan thought Boxing Helena starred Hilary Swank in the ring? What happens when a cheater... becomes a cheatee? #CheateeGirls What about greedy kids who want their daddy's lofts? Oh we have opinions on all this and even more on this pipin hot SNACK DIP. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To listen to the full episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollHere it is. The famous recap of Michelle's LFD (Last Friday Debacle) with the one and only Dan Acton. First, Dan recounts a calf-hearted run-in with his elderly neighbor that ended up involving 90 percent of Brooklyn's NYPD. Then... a hell portal opens in North Italy as Michelle finds herself face to face with 90 percent of Milan's mosquitos in an AirBnB run by a woman who may or may not be the head of a crime family. And how did she get there? On a train pulled by two poodle-horses. None of this makes sense now and sadly still won't after listening, but strap in for the usual roller coaster of Mich's life called "Always Something." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free version! To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollThis week, Michelle forces Dan to listen to her tales of haircuttery (and yes, she thinned it again and ruined it!), Dan invites a local stranger to his birthday party and the guy DOESN'T slaughter everyone, Michelle throws her hat into the ring to become a local restaurant singer in Paris, they battle it out over succession, but more importantly we lean into RACHEL BILSON'S SEX LIFE (finally!!!), Dan learns new and exciting things about the female form, PLUS advice!! 40 year old men who have never been on a date??? And ugly wives!?? Apparently! NOTE: When we use video on the zoom the sound quality suffers! So next week it will be video off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello Midnight Snackers! A little bonus episode this week featuring Michelle Collins, Abby Holland and her mom Judy. For more episodes like this every day, go to Patreon.com/michcoll or download the Patreon app and sign up for a Free Trial! A new Midnight Snack will be out later this week.This episode was so FANTASTIC we've decided to make it free for all the people of America and beyond. We kick things off with our very special guest, none other than my mom Judy Collins to recap last night's Karl Lagerfeld inspired Met Gala. If 30 minutes of my mother interrupting me with celebrity names isn't enough to satisfy, what WILL make you happy??? Then, Abby Holland and Michelle do a lil Parisian shopping recap, we decide if we care about Tony noms, Abby has a Sargassum in the back of a Honda (she'll kill me for this), there's a loneliness epidemic, and a lil WRITER'S STRIKE chat. This is 80 minutes of aural bliss! If you agree, feel free to send to your friends as it's free free free

To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollA truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to michcollshow@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want to listen to the whole episode and get new content every day? Head over to Patreon.com/michcoll for the Free Trial!A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to michcollshow@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's Hello Everybody tier MOM EP is free! If you enjoy this, know that we do one of these per week and many consider it their lone form of therapy. Sign up now at Patreon.com/michcoll In a first, Michelle hosts this AME (All Mom Ep) from her bed as the illness continues, welcoming her mom Judy live from Miami for some extremely passionate debates. We weigh in on the last season of Survivor: Australia (WE DON'T SPOIL IT) and some of the "lookalikes" in the cast according to my "clearly blind" mom. A little sprinkling of Below Deck chat leads into an upsetting discovery of Lil' Curlies (my rapper name), some matzah ball chat, and as usual we weigh in on The Ethicist and Social Qs and read the NY Times columnists to filth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To listen to the full episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!It's our 200th episode of Midnight Snack!!! Grab ur nearest slice of "celebratory pie" as Dan Acton and Michelle (Collins) with the absolute usual! Dan goes to a play, Michelle is physically battered by her 85lb luggage and then discovers where the "suits" of Amsterdam work, the loss of the art of handwriting, and for those "behind the paywall" a little tale of perhaps misunderstood cultural expectations or just someone being a universal asshole. Plus... advice!! Don't forget to write in to michcollshow@gmail.com and you too could get FREE advice from Michelle and Dan. Happy Danniversary!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To listen to the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! You can catch up on all past episodes too. Netflix, are you listening? Dan Acton and Michelle prove that sometimes words speak louder than actions in this aphore-mentioned episode which we promise makes more sense than this sentence. We delve further into the mystery pooper haunting New York's Schubert Theater? Perhaps a disgruntled Josh Groban fan? Maybe... maybe... we decipher what it is to be in a "situationship" and if it's even possible to not be in one in this day and age. Plus... corpse photos? We say delete! All this and more as usual. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll then sit back and enjoy!It's a late night episode for Michelle Collins and Dan Acton this week, as they do a deep dive into the "Business Insider" story rattling the American community at large: The NYU student who hated her Italian study abroad experience. But other questions are posed... what kind of boss is Michelle? Will Dan ever see his Rom-Com Meet Cute again?!?! How should one handle themselves around celebrities? Specifically Will Smith? Yes, Michelle has a first person example story! Buckle up and whatever you do... don't hit a guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FREE VERSION! To hear the full episode, sign up for a free trial at www.patreon.com/michcoll Draw those sheer shades and get comfortable for this week's spicy episode of The Snack, in which Dan runs into a giant coincidence, debating casual catch-up runs, who dictates a schedule when traveling with a group, doling cough drops otu to theater audiences, good deeds going unpunished, when food allergies become burdensome, and a possible backfire on Michelle's part to which she says "here's to the assh*les! Bless them all." Cheers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes an episode is so fun, you have to release it for free to the public for free to let the non-subscribers know what they're missing on a daily basis! This is one such episode. Michelle is joined by her friend and media mogul Jason Ikeler to unpack the massive suitcase she's planning on bringing to his Brooklyn abode: Pee-shaming dogs, nearly dying in a lake in your vintage Saturn, being a charter guest on Below Deck, Married At First Sight: Australia (the best!!!!), yet more Scanderpump consideration, the ethics of loving the Daily Mail, and Christian Boy Bands. Plus... NEW LOGO! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The last episode recorded on dial-up wifi is upon us! (BEAR WITH US, this kills me more than you, I hate it!) The episode opens with a 10-minutes breakdown of what it's like to accidentally over-order tapas as a single professional on the go. It's over an hour of pure lunacy as Michelle realizes she may have vacationed TOO LONG and hasn't talked to a single human being ALL DAY, not even any guys named K*ke! Plus, dogs reincarnated into private eyes, ATM receipt-iquette, husbands waking up wives, Deadbeat Dads, Diptyque Dreams, crashing people's homes, and STINKY YOGA GUYS. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, seriously, I'm asking ARE WE? Michelle Collins (hi) and Dan Acton join forces this week to do one of their favorite things: Tearing the NY Times a-f**king-part. Specifically when it comes to their "helpful" questionnaire of financial questions to ask people you're dating. (You may call them "earners.") Plus: Luddites??? What's their deal?! (They can't even read this.) Is she grinnin? Is she frownin? We are going to FIND OUT this hour. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another RECORDED in the MIDDLE of the NIGHT episode with Michelle and Dan, and listener, she is HYPED tha F*CK UP over New York Magazine's rage-inducing new etiquette rules. Did Michelle take the bait? Absolutely! And happily. This hour is dedicated mostly to unpacking some of these insane behavioral demands. Also controversial opinions about Patti Lupone, gritty hand-soap purchasers, and balds. It's 75 minutes of aural bliss. (Unless you don't subscribe and then it's 25ish minutes of similar bliss!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Avatar is not mentioned once this episode, however it's "extended run time" is longer than My Cousin Vinny so it felt RIGHT. Michelle Collins and Dan Acton record this week's show at ACTUAL Midnight (at least Michelle does as she is in Amsterdam.) Michelle doing her usual: reminiscing about meeting HBO's biggest STAR at an LA BBQ, her favorite BAIES-ic bitch candle, eye contact... while Dan stands on KEVIN CARPET! And folks, the wine continues to flow into the bonus ep second hour as they answer all of your advice, talk Germany's aversion to Kevins, treating family at weddings, WINDOW LOCK FIGHTS and honestly just join the Patreon.com/michcoll for the full effect of this unhinged near 2 hour "delight." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our LONGEST SNACK EVER (for those Patrons out there!) and after Michelle's cruise, these two have a lot to catch up on. Secret cruise swinging, immoral pineapple chunks, and a tense argument over the Wizard of Oz sees wine-fueled tension turn into many an LOL as Dan and Michelle also unpack a HEAP of gossip. Do you say thank you to Siri? And at what point do you just butt the hell out of family issues that aren't your business? We turn to our resident BUSYBODY AUNT (me) & Suspicious Grandma (Dan) for advice. Remember to sign up at www.patreon.com/michcoll to hear the entire episode and to email us your advice questions at michcollshow@gmail.com!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You'll want at least 6 pounds of vintage clothing after this week's scintillating, bordering on OnlyFans level episode, as Michelle and Dan sleepwalk us through this week's Sex Diaries which absolutely, 100 percent happened and wasn't written by a laid off Sassy Magazine employee. Plus... cobalt allergies, a fight over art parties, and... is it possible.... we closed NOMA?!?! All this and as per usual much more on this pipin hot ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our first SNACK of 2023! Dan and Michelle are in a fine mood and recap their New Year's Eves for each other, replete with drinking, tuxedos, donut-bellied gowns, and sadly no SEAL COATS. The fireworks continue with a lil menu review, the legacy of Barbara Walters, the efficacy of self-help books and INTENTION in the new year, and of course... ADVICE (about elderly attention hogs.) Need advice? Now you can leave us a voicemail at 305-707-8158 or email us at michcollshow@gmail.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our last Michelle Collins Show of 2022, so in the spirit of generosity, we're releasing it to the masses! And who better to ring out the old year than Michelle's beloved mother Judy Collins. From revealing a hot celebrity chef blind item, to rings lost in age old toilets, from Costco diamonds to lying Long Island congressmen, and even child literacy rates and the United Nations' parking tickets, there isn't a single stone unturned in this ep, which is my gift to you as a thanks for such a great year. Don't forget, to listen to future Judy episodes as well as bonus eps and some video footage, sign up for the HELLO EVERYBODY Patreon tier!! (To listen daily, there's a tier for that too.) And yes I'm buying her a mic! Happy new year! xoxo Michelle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's CHRISTMAS!! And there's only one person Michelle wants to spend it with... Jeffery Self! An actual living angel on Earth, comedian, actor and host of the must-right-now-download podcast Breakfast Buffet (with Cole Escola). So who has it better during the holiday season: Christians or Jews? They battle it out (with hilarious words and love) and unpack what their childhood holidays were like. This episode is laden with so much: Crime, passion, birds with nuts in their mouths, evil gay origin stories, books, and sh*tting in the aisles. Confused?? Of course. Listen, learn, love and celebrate. For the full length episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll and subscribe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a supersized edition of Midnight Snack, where Dan and I are here for YOU. It's almost Christmastime! And how better to celebrate then with your two negroni/wine-soaked faves, who sort of get into it this week over Mich's fave topic: Checkiquette. (Check etiquette.) We dig into feelings on some standard dating topics but Mich also vents "behind the paywall." Plus STARBUCKS SECRETS! Have you been grifted? Need a place to vent? Or advice in general? michcollshow@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, sign up here: http://patreon.com/michcollThis week! Michelle and Dan tackle the wonderful world of dating. Is it appropriate to show up to a date arms laden with Macy's bags? (ps Michelle did NOT do this.) What about googling a date's high school and asking him about the rampant defenestration? And for our Patrons! We go waist deep into your listener questions. Dying cats? Funeral drama? Are these even real problems? Are we plotfished? Email all of your questions, advice and needs to michcollshow@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Midnight Snack Thanksgiving Miracle! That miracle being that we're giving you a brand new ep to listen to round the dinner table as your family keeps saying "what is this?" and "please we haven't seen you in a year turn it off." Michelle and Dan go deep on their Thanksgiving plans, which leads Michelle down a wormhole of Souplantation memories. They delve into Tár, pot psychosis, Katherine McPhee's Tanned Cuna, then those lucky Patreon subscribers can feast on a smorgasbord of ADVICE: Disney gays, traveling during climate change, vet bills, wedding gifts, stolen homes, OPM (other people's money) plus a lil Pepsi, Where's My Jet? chat. Sending you and the fam a Happy Thanksgiving! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's an XXL EP of Midnight Snack live from the confines of Michelle's parents' kitchen! You asked and so we delivered, yet another episode where Mich has her wine, Dan his negronis, as they unpack a slew of conundrums: where to sit on a date, fatphobic friends?, Christmas party decorum, terrible in-law gifts, dress codes, and perhaps the greatest conundrum of all.... Dan has never seen Speed. Guess I'll have to stop answering his calls with "Pop quix assh*le" huh... crack open a bottle of any non-toxic liquid, sit back and enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has waking up at 6AM for 2 weeks in a row affected Michelle's brain function? We find out the answer to all this and more on this week's ep, as Dan and Michelle unpack their future as very very wealthy people (manifesting), whether or not that "looks good on them," table-side etiquette, and a brunch so magical you'll have to hear it to believe it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE ARE BACK. With so much new information and accents this week you won't even know we were gone! Michelle and Dan hit the ground running with a deep dive on the most haunting gargoyle of them all.... the Sheela Na Gig. Which understandably leads to a recap of England's most normal reality show, My Massive C**k, living with ghosts, MOGULING and oh so much more on this long-awaited return episode. We love you, Mich & DanFor the full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/michcoll Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michelle and Dan are back with lots of updates including a possible assault in the Funny Girl audience and which famous American author hit on Michelle's mom, but also some POD NEWS and exciting things to come. More content you say? Head over to https://www.patreon.com/join/michcoll to support ur faves and stay updated on this new chapter!! Xo Mich & Dan 

We are LIVE from the London Podcast Festival, where Michelle and Dan lift the spirits of a country in mourning. The first podcast in King Charles' England features banter about their British doppelgängers and the meaning of narrow hot dog feet. Then a moment for the history books when Michelle meets the talented English actress Michelle Collins to unpack their life journeys with the same name. One Michelle reveals she was a teen punk club girl and the other discloses her original last name which made her sound perpetually ill. Which Michelle is which? Tune in to find out, and thanks to the fabulous live crowd!

This week Michelle and Dan spill the English tea about Dan's trip across the pond for the London Podcast Festival (and despite what you may have heard, Dan did NOT cause the Queen to kick the bucket). After discussing which cartoon character is more bangable—Goofy or Foghorn Leghorn—they regale us with tales of a pianoless piano bar, flirty banter AKA fla'ah, and Michelle getting “asslighted” on the dance floor. We're then joined by actor, comedian, and all-around mensch Justin Long who trades restaurant horror stories with Michelle and gives us the lowdown on his own hit horror story—the terrifying new flick in theaters, Barbarian. Justin also dishes about his old flame Drew Barrymore and reveals his beef with rapper Lil Nas X over an Alvin and the Chipmunks birthday cameo video.

London! It's almost time for your Live Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins and … Michelle Collins (and Dan Acton)! Get your tickets now for the opening weekend of the London Podcast Festival.  This episode Mich and Dan dish up the right amount of restaurant pet peeves - including questionable drizzles and chicken of the sea callbacks. It's an episode recorded AT midnight which can only mean one thing... Michelle loses her absolute sh*t. Then we welcome comedian, writer and podcaster Ashley Ray to finally call those SMITH GIRLS out once and for all. (More like SNITCH college..) We also delve into Spitgate (please don't be sick of it yet), East German Queer Cinema (who knew!) and a lot of our favorite TV. Stop what you're doing and listen to TV, I Say with Ashley Ray right now!

Brits! Don't forget to get your tickets to the London Podcast Fest Sept 9 where our Michelle Collins will be sitting down with England's Michelle Collins! This week, Michelle gets hit on in a number of confusing ways by everyone but the Hyde Park birds while Dan as usual ruffles Michelle's feathers by bringing up wrestling. Then, we're joined by the best former-Bachelorette and now Extra TV correspondent Rachel Lindsay! These two swing through their love of modern reality TV and working those red carpet questions, and some especially intimate details about Brad Pitt. Rachel? A star. Listen now.

London! Come see Michelle & Dan LIVE next month at the London Podcast Festival! Say hi, shake hands, kiss a baby and get ready for Premium Podder September 9th! This week, we unpack the essential - ESSENTIAL - questions to ask on a first date, after #breaking Martha Stewart news. Then the clouds part and Whitney Cummings drops by for a smidge of astrology dissection, Joan Rivers reflection, and follicular renovation. Run and stream Whitney Cummings: Jokes on Netflix now.

Caught in the rain? Fire up this pod, grab your closest chimp poncho as Dan confronts Michelle about their rainy New York brunch last week (jk they still remain close friends!). Meanwhile they get to the bottom of what makes people irresistibly attractive according to SCIENCE, and yes listeners, Midnight Snack can do science-based research now. We're then joined by the beautifully funny Vinny Thomas, actor, comedian and writer, who shows us his reptile, shares the hottest "clubs" in LA AND Denver, and you know there is a lotta love for pigeons. Throw some BREAD for Vinny, who stars in Platonic, out soon on Apple TV+.

Michelle's favorite way to die turns into a big budget plotline this week as she and Dan cover tipping culture, mansplaining, some HOTEL TENSIONS and seeing if we could maybe become Jane Lynch's favorite pod (vocally). And before you ask YES we spend 20 minutes covering chimp news. We then roll out the red carpet for the finest in entertainment, it's Bonnie Hunt on the pod! Together they talk daytime TV, comedy, Bonnie's beloved mom, Jumanji and TikTok. Watch all 10 episodes of Amber Brown on Apple TV+ now!