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Greg & Joe discuss the nuances of life.

Joe & Greg


    • Apr 5, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 36m AVG DURATION
    • 47 EPISODES


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    Episode 47: Milk is Total Bullshit

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 46:24


    Who even likes milk? Welcome to 45 minutes of Joe complaining.

    Episode 46: What Does it Feel Like in the Mouth?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 32:45


    Greg and Joe are trying to find some answers to food questions, as well as talking about the bomb threat days in high school that they have probably already talked about.

    Episode 45: I Said If You Like White Chocolate, Your Moms a Hoe

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 39:19


    White chocolate, head injuries, frozen nut, a backwards resume. This is an adventure

    Episode 44: Throwing Premature Nut

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 37:33


    How fast is too fast to throw nut? What nut speed constitutes premature? The boys seek the answers.

    Episode 43: Dreaming in Stick Figure

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 38:39


    The guys are talking about mushrooms (not the kind you eat with steak), and the latest in dream engineering from Japan.

    Episode 42: Giving Actual Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 39:53


    Today, we are talking about our experiences with interviewing for jobs. Come along and see if we can be helpful.

    Episode 41: 6'5" Autistic Dude Who Benches 500

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 29:47


    We are taking a deep dive into how to not conduct yourself at the gym. Strap in.

    Episode 40: Farting in a Brand New House

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 26:54


    What are the rules for farting in a brand new house? it must be held until your intestines fall into a different dimension.

    Episode 39: The 8 Wonders of the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 40:14


    The guys go through the wonders of the world, and what they could mean.

    Episode 38: Dragons are Eating Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 46:31


    What can run 30 mph, has razor sharp teeth, can swim, smells blood from a mile away, and attacks in swarms faster than the speed of light? Gregs d*ck.

    Episode 37: The Ball Sack Bleed Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 38:33


    The boys are talking about male hygiene, and all the danger that goes along with it.

    Episode 36: Merry Christmas!! -wait-

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 35:34


    Please don't kill me cause this was recorded before Christmas. Just enjoy us soothing you with our talks of pre-Covid fun.

    Episode 35: LP Szn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 39:15


    do not be offended

    Episode 34: Shit On Me Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 44:16


    JAKE PAUL, LOGAN PAUL. Hope the algorithm grabs that. Anyway, today we go on an adventure through the world of sexual pleasures, come along!

    Episode 33: Good Childhood Memories

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 43:42


    The boys return. They spoke about the holidays, fast food, and fun snow-filled childhood memories. Have a good week everyone.

    Episode 32: Back Crack Hand Job Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 32:19


    Today, it has been like a week since I heard this episode and I am not gonna listen to it again to give you a synopsis, I just remember it being entertaining. Enjoy!

    Episode 31: Crack Smoke Welcome

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 33:38


    The kangaroos go on a tour through the land of crack.

    Episode 30: The ShitQueen

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 30:23


    Today, the fellas talk about music competitions, living with the elderly, and and school.

    Episode 29: This Date is Terrible

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 35:55


    The guys answer some first date questions.

    Episode 28: We Might Be Breaking Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 40:22


    Today the boys are taking a relationship test to see how compatible they are.

    Episode 27: Your Podcast STINKS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 35:07


    On this slice of bologna, they talk about European diets, NYCs smell, a haunting trip for Greg, and old memories.

    Episode 26: Ball Security

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 34:42


    On this episode, the carrots talk about accidental flashing, and why everyone should be nice.

    Episode 25: Gray Sweatpants Szn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 32:34


    Today, the boys are talking about influencers and their fans, body hair, and the mystery of sweatpants.

    Episode 24: These Two Are Sus

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 30:46


    Happy Wednesday! The sausage patties are talking about among us, chugging beer, grizzly bears, and circumcision.

    Episode 23: Major Cuck Behavior

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 34:43


    Today, the toilet seat covers are talking about such topics as, whether males should sit when they pee, having terrible roommates, what it means to be a cuck, and how to handle your friend beating up your girlfriend.

    Episode 22: What Are You Wearing?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 37:47


    Today the boys talk about manhunt, commercials, and give their NFL predictions.

    Episode 21: If You're Reading This, You're a Simp

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 31:04


    On this pillage, the vikings talk about simping out, and tell tales of mishearing, as well as a spooky story.

    Episode 20: Boner Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 35:57


    On this episode, the boys talk about the stupidest vacuum "cleaner" ever, southern hygiene, and boner control.  

    Episode 19: Tik Tok is at it Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 33:36


    The boys are discussing South Dakota, another heinous Tik Tok trend, and Mary Jane.

    Episode 18: BE GONE WIT HIM

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 31:45


    On this episode of Two Little Spoons, the boys discuss strange college allegiance, killer dogs, and Brazil.

    Episode 17: Happy Birthday!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 34:25


    Today, the boys are very sorry for the late upload. They also talk about bad texting, NFL recap, and how people treat eachother.

    Episode 16: Are Women Funny?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 49:40


    Today, the boys talk about nuts, women, height, sexual misconduct, and give their NFL predictions for the week.

    Episode 15: Kitchen Surprise

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 38:04


    Today, the children talk about a landslide in the kitchen, college cults, and give their predictions for the NFL games that have already happened. Spoiler: Their predictions didn't age well.

    Episode 14: 4 Inches of Bliss

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 32:25


    Today, the scorpions are conferring about menstrual cycles, allegations against a certain someone, and snowfall.

    Episode 13: OK Boomers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 34:14


    Today, the boys read an anonymous story submitted by a listener, and then complain about Tik Tok again!

    Episode 12: The Great Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 39:48


    On this segment, the blue man group talks about the single greatest debate that consumes the entire eastern portion of Pennsylvania.

    Episode 11: Finger Blasting on OnlyFans

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 29:49


    Today, the cats talk about Chadwick Boseman, using the movie theater for the wrong purpose, and OnlyFans.

    Episode 10: IT'S A PLATINUM

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 36:41


    Will the chilidogs finally start uploading twice per week? Here's to hoping. Anyway, today they talk about dating apps, watch a karen, and relive horrible work memories.

    Episode 9: It's 1 AM, do you know where your clothes are?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 34:45


    The boytoys speak about losing their clothes in a fight, hiking trail etiquette, pyramid schemes, the highway, and hotdog joints.

    Episode 8: We Are Closed

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 37:14


    The two gentlemen discuss topics such as, interning in Australia, their swearing habits, showing up to a place of business at the wrong time, and the dark side of Tik Tok.

    Episode 7: Potty Training

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 33:36


    The gentlemen discuss bathroom mishaps, the difficulties of a chiropractor, and shark week.

    Episode 6: Free Pass to Heaven

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 34:20


    The nerds discuss food, bad customers, how to get into heaven, and strange internet products.

    Episode 5: This Episode is Boring

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 34:22


    The boys chat about court, bitcoin, pooping your pants, and wetting the bed.

    Episode 4: See You Next Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 40:28


    Today, Joe learns how to use the bleep button. The boys talk about gaming, Gregs fortnite career, self reliance, and the dangers of screen doors.

    Episode 3: 1-800-GAMBLER

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 40:06


    The fellas talk about gambling, e-boys, and Tik Tok drama.

    Episode 2: Is This Illegal?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 31:05


    Greg and Joe discuss their lives, high school, the 4th of July, and puberty.

    Episode 1: The Male Karen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 36:13


    Greg & Joe discuss the death of the handshake, Cam Newtons new deal, calling people by the wrong name, the Outer Banks, and how many children Joe wants.

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