Will You Accept This Rosé?: A Bachelor Recap Podcast

Jess and Liz talk the finale of Peter's season. They chat Peter and Madi’s over-involved families, Hannah Ann’s surprise at Peter’s proposal, and the amazing Barb shade at ATFR.

Jess and Liz talk the fantasy suite episode of Peter's season. They chat the new forced proximity set up, who sucks in the Madi-Peter fantasy suite drama, and the middling quality of the suites this season.

Jess and Liz talk episode three of Peter's season. They chat Victoria’s line dancing date, the curse of Jed and Peter’s resulting paranoia, and what type of sleuthing they’d do if they were the Bachelorette.

Jess and Liz talk episode two of Peter's season. They chat the continued Hannah drama, why it's best not to show your unhappiness to the producers, and Maddie's fake fan account.

Jess and Liz talk episode one of Peter's season. They chat aviation puns, Hannah's return, and just what Chris Harrison was doing this whole episode.  

Jess and Liz discuss cast bios. They predict frontrunners, villains, and who's mostly likely to start a fight.

After their failed attempt to recap the sand and tequila behemoth that is Bachelor in Paradise, Jess and Liz are back for the off season. They talk Bachelor gossip and begin recapping a critical work from the Bachelor literary canon, Andi Dorfman's memoir It's Not Okay.

Jess and Liz check in on Bachelor in Paradise. They talk Demi's relationship, why JPJ could never handle being the Bachelor, and who the contestants would eat first if they had to resort to cannibalism. 

Jess and Liz talk Hannah's season finale! They discuss Jed's dog food jingle, Hannah and Jed's break up, and whether Hannah and Tyler's date will actually turn into anything more.

Jess and Liz talk episode 11 of Hannah's season. They dissect Luke's last ditch attempt to be with Hannah, just how high Garrett was at the Men Tell All, and who they'd cast in the Bachelorette Hollywood movie.

Jess and Liz chat episode nine of Hannah's season. They dissect Luke's slut-shaming, Jed's tantrum, and what flavor of LaCroix each man would be.

Jess and Liz talk episode nine of Hannah's season. They chat all pilot Pete's emotional hometown, Jed's family's cold vibes, and the surprising rose ceremony.

Jess and Liz talk episode eight of Hannah's season. They chat all the eliminations, Garrett and Luke's belligerent sexual tension, and play a difficult game of FMK.

Jess and Liz talk episode seven of Hannah's season. They chat just how obnoxious Jed's guitar-playing is, the naked bungee jumping controversy, and the men's auras.

Jess and Liz talk episode six of Hannah's season. They chat just how awful Luke is, discuss Hannah's telling off of the guys, and speculate why we got a weird mid-season recap episode.

Jess and Liz discuss the fourth episode of Hannah's season. They talk the Highland games group date, Hannah and Luke's fascinating 1-1, and whether Grant could take it all. 

Jess and Liz discuss the fourth episode of Hannah's season. They chat the rugby date, psycho Luke vs. Elfin Luke, and what their respective Bachelor shills would be. 

Jess and Liz talk the pregnancy group date, Hannah's owning of the season's two villains, and which Bachelorette contestant they'd choose to repopulate the earth.

Jess and Liz drink Winzerin Birgit Wiederstein Rosa and discuss the second episode of Hannah's season. They talk the drag queen date, the origins of Luke P's crazy, and the new king of the goobers.

Jess and Liz dive into the first episode of Hannah's season. They discuss entrances, the high number of goobers, and Luke P.'s potential psychopathy. 

Jess and Liz drink Purato rosé and jump into Hannah's Bachelorette season! They talk Hannah and Chris Harrison's chemistry at the Bachelorette reunion, and dissect the new group of guys, including who's most likely to be this season's villain. 

Jess and Liz talk movies with common Bachelor tropes. In this episode, they discuss multiple men pursuing one woman and the movie Bram Stroker's Dracula, which features Keanu Reeves with a terrible English accent as Jonathan Harker. Bram Stroker's Dracula is available for rent on Amazon. 

 Jess and Liz talk movies with common Bachelor tropes. In this episode, they discuss relentless unrequited love and the movie Made of Honor, which features McDreamy and another unsatisfying rom com ending. Made of Honor is available for rent on Amazon. 

In the off season, Jess and Liz talk movies with common Bachelor tropes. In honor of Colton's season, they discuss relentless pursuit and the movie Passengers, which features Chris Pratt as space's worst boyfriend. Passengers is available for rent on Amazon. 

Jess and Liz talk the season finale, including Colton's break up bad etiquette, conspiracy theories on the Cassie reunion, and which of Hannah's first Bachelorette contestants had the best intro. 

Jess and Liz talk the fence jump payoff, producer manipulations, and who got the Bachelorette edit on the Women Tell All.

Jess and Liz talk the Denver dates, the Bachelorette drama and what the soundtrack to Colton’s fence jump should be.

Jess and Liz talk this episode's many eliminations, the boring dates, and what Hogwarts house Colton is in.

Jess and Liz drink Devois de Perret rosé and recap episode five. They discuss the pointless Nicole-Onyeka feud, Colton and Cassie’s date on the deserted sandbar, and why Sirius Black would be the best fictional character Bachelor.

Jess and Liz recap week 4 of The Bachelor and drink Wollersheim Winery blushing rosé. They talk how the show handled Caelynn’s story, Colton’s fear factor -esque dates, and Demi’s bayou queen vibes. 

Jess and Liz recap week 3 of the Bachelor. They talk best outfits, the pirate date, and what a Bachelor horror movie would look like.

Jess and Liz drink Pour Haus rosé and talk episode two, including Demi's villain power moves, warring Miss Americas, and how much better the show would be if it featured feasts.

Jess and Liz recap Colton's premiere and drink Molino Vento rosé! They talk who had the best introduction, who had the worst outfit, and who is most likely to have the longest Starbuck's order.

Jess and Liz talk Barefoot rosé (an under-appreciated gem!), contestant bios, and predictions for the season.