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Two single NYC millennials talking shit about their lives so you can feel better about yours...

Your Two Loudest Friends


    • Feb 9, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
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    • 34 EPISODES


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    Because We Got High...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 35:31


    ...this episode is only 35 mins (and Maureen thought she saw a laser). Sorry if Tony offended anyone who works in a camera store... Is tipping the same as bribing?

    Talking About Vaginas Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 67:03


    We answer a few calls this week, one being from a friend asking us our opinion on a sex toy called the BALLDO. We also go into it about the stigmas of the fabled "smelly vagina," as well as the usual smattering of other topics! Thanks for listening and feel free to call our voicemail and leave us a message about anything you'd wanna hear us talk about. The number is 917.310.5262 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Casual Monogamy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 73:48


    Call us and leave us a voicemail at 917-310-5262 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Drinking Beers & Shooting the Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 65:22


    Give us a call and leave us a voicemail. Your question/comment/suggestion/insult could be heard on a future episode. Our number is 917.310.5262. This week we kick back some beers, smoke a joint, and just shoot the shit. We cover the gamut of politics, sex, and dudes drinking the blood of girls on instagram. Enjoy the episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    The Gen Z Invasion w/ Special Guest Zac Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 67:51


    Our friend Zac makes a guest appearance on the podcast this week for the Gen Z perspective on whatever tf we ended up talking about. HEY GIVE US A CALL AT 917.310.5262 AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL.

    Pussy Is Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 67:37


    We have hit our 25th episode! 1/4 of the way to 100! Call and leave us a voicemail at 917.310.5262 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Christmas Vacation - Week Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 0:54


    Call us and leave us a voicemail at 917-310-5262 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Fuck To Feel Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 73:51


    This week we take a test to figure out what type of sexual deviants we are. If you wanna take the test and follow along with us it's bdsmtest.org and we did the short version of the test... Which still took us like an hour --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Gamified Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 67:12


    Welcome to our Jordan episode! Number 23! Seasonal/Pandemic/Regular depression is kicking our asses. This week we sit down and talk about how apps have gamified everything from the creative process to dating. We also reflect on what might have been the last good day for a walk in NYC this year, and oh yea we talk about sex and all the other shit we normally harp on. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Sexually Submissive

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 68:20


    Back from our break and right back into the shit we go! Boys lets get one thing straight, Maureen might look sexually confident online, but she's sexually submissive... SO MAN UP AND MAKE A MOVE --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    A WEEK OFF

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 1:26


    We forgot to mention last week that we'd be taking this week off. In the meantime leave us a voicemail for topics to talk about on upcoming episodes, 917-310-5262 Thanks! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Gender Neutral Scissoring

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 62:07


    You know how Tony recites that stupid phone number of ours every week (917-310-5262)? WELL WE FINALLY ANSWERED THE VOICEMAILS! Thanks to everyone who called in, and if you haven't called in, now would be a good time to do it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    YTLF Down Under

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 52:17


    It's our 20th official episode! This podcast can almost drink. Well we put it out there last week we were looking for dual citizenship, and Australia pulled up quick to wife us up... Find out all about it on this episode --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    FDT

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 83:05


    Currently taking applications for European husbands and wives, looking to come up on some dual citizenship! Well we always said we were trying to avoid politics because we don’t know enough... So today see just how little we know! (This was recorded last week prior to finding out Biden had won... Thank god) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Recycled Nudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 73:44


    Fellas, is it gay to wipe your ass? Do y'all recycle nudes? When you move, do you pack the day of? A lot of questions in this podcast... Oh yea, and it's election day, so while you're waiting in line today to vote, put this on and ask yourself these important questions as we work through another week of our twisted minds. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    The Re-Assinator

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 81:11


    Alex is back this week and we're discussing the difference between horror films and halloween films, some of our favorite scary movies, and Tony admits his fear of angels. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    No Fucks Bush

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 59:11


    Remember last week when we didn't talk about dating or sex? That was a fun, "safe for work" episode wasn't it? Well that was short lived. This week we're back at it discussing date etiquette, the pros/cons of texting prior to meeting your online tinderoni, groin grooming trends, and more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Drop Culture Skinheads

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 63:18


    We don’t talk about sex and dating for once; revisiting last weeks ending topic of Fred Perry and Skinhead culture.... We discuss experiences growing up in the punk/hardcore scene, launch fashion/drop culture and 12 step programs - and yet it’s still funny. Thank you marijuana! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Doing Speed On The Weekends

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 58:06


    Tony bombs a date and Maureen teaches him about stove topping. It's a brave new world y'all. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Sober October?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 53:02


    Brain shrinkage, ouija boards, and body counts - oh my! Try to learn the cons of drinking and waste 50 mins of your time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    BDSM: Maureen Beats Up A Date

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 75:46


    Mo is a hypocrite and ventured into the BDSM/Kink world that is the Feeld app, and tells Tony about her first date experience off of it. We venture down the world of what really is "kink," look up the definition of BDSM (because we're vanilla too), humming on the vagina, ball play, and so much more... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Either You're Peed On Or You're The Pisser

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 73:48


    Will a vagina sauna burn your butthole? Who has a better looking butthole? We actually mentioned buttholes quite a bit in this episode as we dive into the worlds of holistic medicines, sex work, fetishes we don't understand, and so much more. 917-310-5262 give us a call, leave us a voicemail. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Dirty Boy Dick Denied with Aurora

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 74:08


    Maureen's best friend surprises her with a visit and we got her stoned enough to bring her on the podcast and discuss why dirty boys are ghosting her and Maureen from across the ocean. Aurora also breaks down birth charts and zodiac signs for us. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Are Orgasms A Love Language?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 65:34


    After much discussion about love languages finally this week Tony takes the quiz to discover what his love language is. We also both opted to wear masks this episode, reasons to be explained within. We also have a phone number you can call and leave us voicemails on to be featured on a future episode: 917-310-5262... Don't be a stranger! No for real, if you leave us a message, please leave your name with it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Tripping Shrooms, An Alien Invasion, and Ladyboys

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 65:40


    WE HAVE A PHONE NUMBER TO LEAVE US VOICEMAILS ON NOW: 917-310-5262. In pursuit of spreading our brand we went out and plastered the town with tear flyers to get some callers... Well we tried, but about 20 minutes into the trip, the other trip kicked in (the psilocybin). In this episode we discuss our failed attempt to promote ourselves while on hallucinogens, the alien invasion of Brooklyn, world travel, Maureen educates Tony about the ladyboys of Thailand, and more... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Daddy Dripoli: Fashion, Music, Life, and More

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 59:31


    Tony's dad Stephen, aka "The OG," makes a guest appearance on the podcast this week. We smoked and a blunt and picked his brain about fashion, life, music, and more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    WAP & Sex Ed

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 93:06


    Maureen and Tony break down their thoughts on the WAP video, Maureen has a revelation about why he's not calling back, and they discuss sex ed, teaching kids consent at a young age, "All Lives Matter," and how the Kardashians redefined beauty standards. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Soundtrack and Ass Bangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 86:17


    Maureen and Tony sit down after Mo's surgery to discuss everything from movie soundtracks to ass play and everything in between. Disclaimer: The Vietnam War started in the 50's, Tony said the 60's... Whatever he knows he was wrong. Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Maureen's Horrible Dates & BBC Experiences

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 68:40


    Maureen tells Tony about all her dating horrors. We also talk about Hugh Hefner, Photoshop vs Airbrushing, Macaulay Culkin vs Leonardo DiCaprio, and Telemundo vs BBC. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    The Red Table

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 41:38


    We recorded a one-off episode last week specifically for YouTube, but after second thought... Here it is on the actual Podcast as a random Saturday episode. It's like the Christmas special you never asked for. Thanks for listening, keep listening, sleep with us on repeat, tell everyone you know about us, force them to love us. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Golf, Tats, And Egg Dicks with Alex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 98:48


    This week we have our first guest, Alex Haycock. We discuss his commitment to his back piece from Mike Rubendall at Kings Ave in NYC, peeing on trees on golf courses, Epstein's egg shaped dick, and a bunch of other shit. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Dating Apps & NYC Park Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 58:40


    Discussing the messed up world of dating apps, which parks we prefer during covid-19, among other things... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    We Are Your Two Loudest Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 1:35


    Who we be and what we do. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

    Seadoos & Slingshots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 31:36


    Maureen and Tony started a podcast to hopefully make money some day to buy seadoos and slingshots... and this is the story behind it... Kind of. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

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