AFL By Dummies

What an amazing Grand Final on the weekend! Choc and Alex dissect all the important factors in the game, before they finally finish the rap battle that was unexpectedly started last week.

After a miserable round of footy where both Choc and Alex's 'teams' were eliminated, Choc gets all emotional, whilst Alex bookends the show with a preview of what's to come next week.

After a miserable performnance last week, will Choc and Alex go out in straight sets like Hawthorn this week? Or will talks of cheating, ticket purchasing and GWS get them over the line? 

In what was an underwhelming round of highly anticipated finals football, Choc and Alex also go along that vein when they talk about Geelong's small forwards, Sydney's woes and AFLW controversy.

There may not have been any Footy this weekend, but that doesn't mean there was nothing to talk about! Choc and Alex talk All Australian, Mad Monday and Scott Lycett. 

The regular season may have ended, but that does not mean the shenanigans have too! Carlton v Adelaide, pre-season predictions gone wrong and scheduling feature this week.

This week Choc and Alex talk about Zorko's antics, Buddy brilliance and silly social media posts.

This week Choc and Alex discuss Chris Judd, Shane Watson and lousy journalism. Oh and Choc touches on Fremantle vs Carlton for some unknown reason.

This week Alex and Choc discuss the score review system, Alex Johnson and wild inaccuracy. Totally don't talk about Gaff whatsoever. Okay we do.

This week Choc and Alex discuss rule changes and microwaves before shouting at little known journalists.

Alex and Choc discuss concussions and how to create your own country, before Choc gives Sydney a spray like no other.

Alex is back! This week, he and Choc over-discuss Carlton vs St Kilda, before bringing out 2 NEW segemnts to finish the show!

Another week, another new host! This week Jacob joins Choc as they discuss Cyril and the tragicness of AFL ventures overseas.

This week Choc and Cass talk about Krieser's offhanded comment, the irony of the Welcome Game, before getting sidetracked on The Logies.

This week, Krieser and Choc discuss red cards, Collingwood being in the top 4 and collective minds, before Choc finally settles the Bye Rounds debacle.

This week, Krieser and Choc discuss embarrassing footy stories and method acting, before ending the show with something a little different.

This week Choc and Krieser reveal all the questions coaches would have asked Gill at the Coaches Dinner, whilst shining light on some of the lesser known issues in the AFL.

Choc and Krieser discuss Tom Lynch and the state of the game this week in a stunning display where they genuinely take themselves seriously. What's going to happen next? Pigs will fly?

This week, Krieser reports on breaking news exclusive to the studios of AFL By Dummies! Meanwhile, Choc laments the score review system, before he and Krieser lay forth a business opportunity.

Fresh off the Royal Wedding, Choc and Krieser deliver the top highlights from an AFL's perspective and also lament the lack of highlights in China this weekend.

This week Choc and Krieser poke fun at the AFL's new rules for tackling and also St Kilda's kickout defence. Oh, and Choc (attempts to) sing again too.

Choc and Krieser (yes you can rejoice, Alex is gone-for now) beg not only listeners to let us know if they find the missing GWS players, but also the AFL to reconsider its Royal Wedding plans.

Choc and Alex reach new heights this week as they challenge sports commentators and journalists alike with their own take on events from the week. Meanwhile, St Kilda and Western Bulldogs bear the brunt for their poor starts to the season.

Choc and Alex tackle the bumping issues from the weekend, and also clarify the pronunciation of some well known AFL players. Oh, and Choc shows us why he never made it into his school choir.

This week Alex and Choc take no prisoners as they lament a terrible weekend of AFL, coming to the logical conclusion that we must live in an upside down world.

The 2018 AFL season has finally started! Choc and Alex dissect all the big moments from Round 1, whether that be in the form of singing (or attempting to) or bowing down to our new 1% champion.

Aside from Hawthorn and Geelong putting on an AFL match for the ages, Choc and Alex talk about things that hurt less than injuries, and also take aim at the Fremantle light show.

Choc and Alex question the AFL's scheduling but more importantly, shed some light on the tough skill that is kicking a goal from the goal square.