Andrew's Crap

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Writing a joke is like taking a selfie, it takes 1000 attempts before you have 3 worth posting. Comedian Andrew Rivers is writing down (or speaking onto a podcast) his worst ideas. As creatives, we can be our own worst enemy. We come up with an amazing idea, write it down. 3 minutes later, we hit a dead end and throw the joke away. That could have been the new closer! This will be a place where I test new joke ideas, riff a couple stories and try to have some fun. https://linktr.ee/andrewjrivers

Andrew J Rivers


    • Oct 18, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 28m AVG DURATION
    • 8 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Andrew's Crap

    37- The Free Trial is Ending

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 11:23


    Patreon.com/andrewjrivers

    #35 - Kids These Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 12:27


    patreon.com/andrewjrivers

    #34- Dads a Stoner

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 11:02


    Another little teaser episode. My dad saw Flava Flav and thought of me. I wish he wasn't dying so we could be potheads together. patreon.com/andrewjrivers for full episodes and exclusive comedy content.

    #33 - Future Sex Trafficking Victim

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 10:49


    chatting about a very interesting weekend in IDaho! Just a little ten minute sample. For the full podcast and unreleased videos and stuff, tune in on Patreon. Patreon.com/andrewjrivers

    #32 - Tha Last Meal

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 49:08


    Sorry - I forgot to hit publish. This is from last week. The last free episode. Will be uploading full episodes to patreon. Get early access to videos before they go public and behind the scenes stuff. patreon.com/andrewjrivers

    #31 - North of Richmond

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 39:25


    Andrew's 4 steps to success. Trademarked.  Step 1. Post your "talent" on the internet Step 2. get millions of views Step 3. ???? Step 4. Profit

    #30 - The Return of the Crap

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 56:55


    Catching up with ya. :) I recorded a new special, now what do I talk about? Politics, Drugs and Sex. So same old crap. Podcast will move to Patreon whenever I decide to set it up.

    Andrews Crap #1 - "Testing 1 2 3"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 37:52


    Andrew Rivers is a comedian from Seattle. The process of creation is often stopped before it begins due to self doubt and insecurity and all those things, right? Andrew has a great idea, writes it down, 3 minutes later, reaches a dead end and says "this joke sucks" and throws the paper away. Well NOT ANYMORE. Titus' comedy advice was to not be afraid to not be funny and boy I'm going to live it! This podcast will be a combination of joke ideas, and funny thoughts, or general life updates and rants that Andrew will put down in podcast form. The name is Andrew's Crap so the bar is set so low, even I can get over it. Adjust your expectations accordingly. This was test episode 1 and I thought it went well so I think we'll keep going. Tag along if you'd like :) I think in this episode we talked about the Seattle Mariners being in the playoffs, sports memories. A Seattle Mariners Player followed me on Instagram. That's a lot of pressure. Is the Metaverse worth 14 billion dollars? I almost had a threesome in Hawaii but I gave up at 2am. and then I discuss tipping etiquette.

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