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The FrogPants Studios Ultra Feed!
CORE 502: O Holy CORE

The FrogPants Studios Ultra Feed!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2025 155:40


Diablo IV: Both Scott and Beau are back in for Season 11. Scott's "Hot Take" is that the game is officially "very good now”, and he does not care who knows it. (Paladin to 46); Beau claims it's the best season of "Diablo 3" yet. (lol) Scott: Revisiting Overload (on sale), playing Escape Room Simulator 2, and starting Banquet for Fools. Jon: Reached the new area in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and is impressed by the visuals. Beau: Mostly Jump Space outside of D4 play. And a CRAP ton of your emails and texts for our last episode of 2025! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CORE - Core Gaming for Core Gamers
CORE 502: O' Holy CORE!

CORE - Core Gaming for Core Gamers

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2025 155:40


Diablo IV: Both Scott and Beau are back in for Season 11. Scott's "Hot Take" is that the game is officially "very good now”, and he does not care who knows it. (Paladin to 46); Beau claims it's the best season of "Diablo 3" yet. (lol)Scott: Revisiting Overload (on sale), playing Escape Room Simulator 2, and starting Banquet for Fools.Jon: Reached the new area in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and is impressed by the visuals.Beau: Mostly Jump Space outside of D4 play. And a CRAP ton of your emails and texts for our last episode of 2025!POSSIBLE SPOILER POINTS 00:00:00.00 - 00:00:00.0000:00:00.00 - 00:00:00.00 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sports Daily with Reality Steve
Netflix Getting Stuck with Two Crap Games on Xmas, & Where I'm Leaning on the Games Today & Tomorrow

The Sports Daily with Reality Steve

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2025 12:49


Today's Sports Daily covers Netflix getting stuck with two crap bag games today, and where I'm leaning on the 3 games today and 2 tomorrow. Music written by Bill Conti & Allee Willis (Casablanca Records/Universal Music Group)  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Thrivetime Show | Business School without the BS
C.R.A.P. | Discover How to Master the CORE REPEATABLE ACTIONABLE PROCESSES That Makes Business Success Happen + Celebrating 4 Long-Time Clay Clark Client Success Stories + Learn More At: ThrivetimeShow.com

Thrivetime Show | Business School without the BS

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 136:02


Want to Start or Grow a Successful Business? Schedule a FREE 13-Point Assessment with Clay Clark Today At: www.ThrivetimeShow.com   Join Clay Clark's Thrivetime Show Business Workshop!!! Learn Branding, Marketing, SEO, Sales, Workflow Design, Accounting & More. **Request Tickets & See Testimonials At: www.ThrivetimeShow.com  **Request Tickets Via Text At (918) 851-0102   See the Thousands of Success Stories and Millionaires That Clay Clark Has Helped to Produce HERE: https://www.thrivetimeshow.com/testimonials/ Download A Millionaire's Guide to Become Sustainably Rich: A Step-by-Step Guide to Become a Successful Money-Generating and Time-Freedom Creating Business HERE: www.ThrivetimeShow.com/Millionaire   See Thousands of Case Studies Today HERE: www.thrivetimeshow.com/does-it-work/  

The Terri Cole Show
794 What Crap Are You Leaving in 2025?

The Terri Cole Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 25:11


Before you write a single resolution this year, I want you to try something different. It's a ritual I've been doing for over a decade, and it's completely changed how I move from one year into the next. Here's the thing: New Year's resolutions don't work. And I'm inviting you right now to trade yours in for something that will not only open your mind and your heart, but will powerfully clear the way for you to actually create what you want for the next 12 months. Here's why resolutions fall flat: we try to decide what we want to change without ever processing the year that just happened. How can we know what shifts we need to make if we haven't unpacked where we've been? This ritual is different. My hope is that it helps you process the experiences of 2025, raise your awareness about the lessons learned, and release what no longer serves you as we move into the next twelve months. Read the show notes for today's episode at terricole.com/794

Dewey Pod-Monster
Die Hard (1988) - The Argument of "Is It A Christmas Movie?" is Settled Once and For All.

Dewey Pod-Monster

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 71:51


Die Hard (1988)Directed By: John McTiernanStarring: Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Karl WinslowIn our final Christmas episode of 2025, we're settling the age old debate if Die Hard is a Christmas Movie or not. We think most people have seen this movie, and you probably should if you're into this show because we're just gonna give it all away. IMDB.com describe Die Hard as: "A New York City cop, John McClane, tries to save his estranged wife and several others taken hostage by terrorists during a Christmas Eve party at the Nakatomi Plaza Skyscraper in Los Angeles, California."We Also Talked About:Blowout (Tubi)Eyes Wide Shut (Tubi)One Battle After Another (Amazon)Co-Defendents - Live from Red Lion (Youtube)Chesky (From Co-Defendents) (Spotify)The Grinch that Stole B*tches (Tubi)A Meowy Christmas (Tubi)Like what you hear here? We're on the youtubes now with our entire new back catalog and some upcoming exclusive content available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@deweypodmonster⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(Some of the above links are affiliate links, if you purchase through these affiliate links we do get a small kickback, and it's the best way to support this show!).Rate and Review us on the podcast platform of your choice!As always, remember, you can always find the latest goings on at our website ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://Crap.Town⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our fellow podcast network members at https://⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Yourunpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠

Combing the Stacks
S4 B25 - Combing the Stacks Bonus Episode - Marah/Fountains of Wayne/Isaac Hayes 2/Television 2

Combing the Stacks

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 84:27


Our final bonus episode of Season 4 covers a variety of albums spanning from the 70s to the 90s.1) Marah: Let's Cut the Crap & Hook Up Later Tonight2) Fountains of Wayne: Utopia Parkway3) Isaac Hayes: ...To Be Continued4) Television: Adventure

Weird Crap in Australia
Weird Crap Movie Commentary 4 - Around the World with Dot (1981)

Weird Crap in Australia

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 90:08 Transcription Available


This week, we sit down with Around the World with Dot — the animated adventure that whisked an Australian bush child across continents in a strange blend of live-action backdrops, talking animals, and Cold War-era messaging.From the peculiar pacing to the international diplomacy-through-cartoon logic, we explore how this film tried to reimagine Dot's bushland origins on a global stage — and how the hybrid animation style both charmed and bewildered audiences. Was it a heartfelt plea for unity, an ambitious creative experiment, or a fever dream that only Australian children's cinema could produce? Well, that's what we're here to find out.But really? We mostly talk about our Christmases.So cue up the film, settle in, and watch along as we dissect, laugh, and marvel at one of the more unusual entries in Australia's animation history.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/weird-crap-in-australia--2968350/support.

ExplicitNovels
Quaranteam - Dave In Dallas: Part 1

ExplicitNovels

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025


Quaranteam - Dave In Dallas: Part 1 Surviving a horrible plague has unusual conditions. Based on a post by RonanJWilkerson, in 12 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels. Forward: This story occurs within the Quaranteam universe created by CorruptingPower. If you have not red the original, or any of the other spinoffs, they are highly recommended. That is not required to understand this story, they're just good, and a lot of fun. This fictional drama coincides with the timing of the 2nd wave outbreak of the Covid 19 pandemic. The modified cold virus escaped from a Chinese laboratory and directly killed more than 7 million people, but is suspected of indirectly causing the early deaths of over 20 million, in about 24 months. The DuoHalo virus that this series of novels pertains to, is far more deadly, and can only be combatted with a gene therapy injection, but it wears off in just days, unless followed up by human hormones, and only through a continual booster through both male and female genital fluids. Only the female body is capable of enduring the inoculation gene therapy dose, but she still needs the catalyst of male genital fluids, which then activates both physical and psychological mutations. Her libido goes into hyper drive. The corresponding male partner also absorbs the hormone-based anti-viral, by absorbing the woman's rich antiviral genital fluids. The world order undergoes a fundamental rest, and the fight for survival of the species becomes dependent on heterosexual mating ‘bareback', with women devoting themselves to monogamy, while men retain a capacity to be the catalyst for however many females their stamina allows. The most notable psychological mystery is the absence of female jealousy and possessiveness. Cohabitation is an essential accommodation to make the treatment work. Chapter 1. September 18, 2020. Dave Belsus sat on the floor of his hallway texturing the wall over the patch he'd installed a few days earlier. It had taken a sizable piece of sheetrock (from a layman's perspective) to repair the big gaping hole in his wall. There wasn't really a right or wrong pattern to the texturing and Dave was simultaneously restless and reluctant to move on to a different task. He finally stood, gathered his tools and materials, and hauled them down to the garage. There are still things to do. There are people depending on him. He went out to his greenhouse and stopped, closed his eyes and smelled the green. Let it soak into him. He needed to feel life around him. He just stood there for; he wasn't sure how long. Not long enough. He still felt dead inside. But he had work to do. David started harvesting some veggies to exchange with his neighbor, Lupie. Inspecting the cucumber plants, he could see two large ones were ready. He'd keep one for his own salads and send the other next door. Becca, Lupie's houseguest (once babysitter) had developed a taste for them after Dave offered one a few months ago. Several beefy tomatoes were ready, so he plucked them, keeping a few for himself. Maybe a tomato sandwich tonight or tomorrow. That'd be nice. Three heads of redleaf lettuce (he'd staggered his lettuce so a few heads were harvestable every week) were next, again, one for Dave, two for next door. Finally, a handful of strawberries were perfectly ripe. He'd let Lupie and the girls have all of those. Esme, Lupie's daughter loved strawberries. Well, who didn't? Cute little girl. Always gave Dave fierce, friendly hugs. Dave missed the farmer's markets on the weekends where he could trade or buy/sell for other varieties and veggies he didn't have space or time for. Well, now he had all sorts of time, but he still didn't have the space. Dave brought the harvested veggies into the house and sorted the veggies. Stuff for him went on the counter basket. Items for Lupie, Becca and Esme went back in the basket he'd carried into the greenhouse. Dave grabbed the basket and walked over to what had been a parlor just off his entryway. Now it was a decon area. Dave added a plasticized suit over the clothes he'd been wearing. Mid-September was still toasty in Texas, but fortunately not as bad as late August. That had been brutal. Hot enough Dave had thought about adding a water bottle with a straw to the inside of the suit. He hadn't come up with a way to attach it without breaching the suit's integrity, so he nixed the idea. He doubled down on pre-hydrating when it was absolutely necessary to go out in the damn thing. Dave gathered up the basket in the clumsy gloves. He'd gotten fairly good at manipulating medium size items while wearing the gloves. The gloves were disposable dish gloves, tucked into the suit and duct taped to it for a seal. He opened his door and crossed the lawns over to Lupie's porch. He carefully transferred the veggies over to Lupie's porch pickup box, then gathered the dozen eggs she'd left him. Lupie had several hens in a large coop in her back yard. Dave had helped her install some anti-predator devices to the top of her fence and around the coop in the before times. Being that close to Lupie was a fond memory. Nothing romantic between them, just very comfortable. And it had paid off well too. He got a dozen eggs twice a week, and sometimes a whole chicken, plucked and dressed. Sometimes even separated into parts. If he was really lucky, after bringing her some good meat, he'd get homemade tamales. Lupie was a great cook. Her cooking wasn't the only thing Dave appreciated about Lupie. Absolutely lovely inside and out. She wasn't beauty pageant pretty, she was normal girl pretty. What a lovely face to wake up to. A face that'd make a man want to come home. Nice figure too. She never wore anything too showy, but she wasn't one for baggy stuff either. Sure, she's in her early thirties and has a real job and a kid to keep track of, so she most certainly wouldn't have a washboard tummy under her shirts. Or dresses. God, Lupie looks fantastic in a dress. The way they billow around her calves always caught Dave's eye. And that hair. Long, lovely, raven black hair. Hopping back onto his own porch, Dave put the basket down and flipped on the UV lights he'd installed in the porch awning. Step one in his decontamination process. Arms straight out from his shoulders, he turned slowly. One full circle palms down, another palms up. He flipped off the light, opened the door and grabbed the basket. Inside, he stripped off the outer suit, hanging it on hooks in the entryway, set the basket in the kitchen, then went straight to the upstairs shower, the one near the unused bedrooms. Excessive? Possibly. But Dave wasn't going to be another statistic. Viruses don't negotiate. Dave didn't either. That's what Lysol was for. Not that the average person could get much of that anymore. Still, if you weed out the essential oils nuts, there were some good recipes for home sanitizers online. You just had to pay attention to the recommended duration. Some were stronger than others and didn't need to be left on a surface as long. After toweling off and tossing the towel in the hamper, Dave went to the master bedroom to put on fresh clothes. Then he went back down to wash the lettuce and cucumber and started making a small salad. Dave didn't like eating right before exertion, but he hadn't eaten in a day and a half. He need to workout the anger surging through him too. So he compromised - a small salad, then beat the crap out of imaginary opponents. Lettuce base, quartered tomato, quartered boiled egg, diced cucumber, and balsamic vinaigrette. Tasty enough that he'd finish it. Small enough he wouldn't blow chunks while he's exercising. Kitchen cleanup gave the food a little time to settle. Dave walked across the house to get his staff from the gym, then went back to the sliding glass door separating the living room from the backyard. He walked to the large flat platform in the middle of the yard, stretching his arms as he went. He stretched his legs when he got there. Then he took a several minutes with warm up motions. He ran through each of the basic strikes and defenses in a pattern he practiced at least three times a week. He repeated the sequence five times. Then he launched into a series of combination motions. Half-staff upper hand strike on the right, followed by the left. A horizontal block leading into a full staff strike starting from the lower left into the upper right. On and on. Each pattern repeated. Each repetition faster. Turning. Striking. Blocking. Faster. Dave's face, initially a blank mask, grew pained, then angry. Anger flowed into rage. In his rage, Dave lost track of his position on the platform. He unknowingly stepped off the platform. It was only two or three inches high, but that was enough. He caught his fall with his staff and avoided an unceremonious face plant. Still, the interruption pulled him out of the mental space he'd been in. His breathing was ragged. Sweat soaked his clothes, dripped from every part of his body. The air was no longer flinty, but it was still too hot for heavy, continuous exertion. He felt a small wave of nausea roll through his belly. Time to pack it in. He cleaned off the end of the staff he'd use to stop his fall, then walked inside, stowed the staff back in the gym, and went up to the master suite shower stall. The shower refreshed Dave's body. Time to give his mind something to do. Eastfield College had only partially re-opened, just a few online classes. He had one section of astronomy to teach for the folks that wanted something more exciting than physical science for their science core requirement. No one was taking chemistry or physics this semester. The chemistry instructor was still alive. She'd laid down the law in her house and they had taken lockdown seriously. They just didn't have a good substitute for teaching the lab part of the class yet. The full-time physics guy had inexplicably taken the same attitude as too many in the county. He died before the spring semester ended. The guy had a doctorate in physics, twelve published papers to his name and spent twenty years living in scientific circles. You'd think he'd know better than to fall in with the idiot brigade. Hell, maybe the college would take Dave on full time to cover the physics courses once they opened up for real. Dave logged into to the course website, checking grades in the online homework column and looking for any labs submitted by the faster, more diligent (or just bored) students. No new work since yesterday. Maybe the rest would wait until last minute on Sunday night. On no, a procrastinating college student. What a surprise! A text message notification pulled him out of his reverie. It was from Lupie. "Please say yes." He was about to reply, asking her what he was supposed to say yes to, when he heard the doorbell. Crap. Dave rushed downstairs to the door, hearing a second ring on the way down. He grabbed a mask and slipped it on quickly just before opening the door a crack with his shoulder braced against it if he needed to slam it shut again. A man in a hazmat suit stood on Dave's porch, carrying a small case and wearing what appeared to be a watch on his right wrist. "Good morning sir, my name is Arthur Samuelson, I'm with the CDC. May I come in?" "You ain't a vampire are you?" The grin on Dave's face indicated he was joking. Arthur chuckled. "No sir, just administering tests checking for DuoHalo and making arrangements for vaccination." Dave got the impression a few details were being skipped here, as if the man in front of him was easing him in with the broadest strokes first. "A vaccine? Holy shit. Yeah, come on in dude." Dave backed up and opened the door fully. After making sure the door was fully closed, Dave led Arthur to the dining room table. Arthur immediately pulled out sterile cotton swabs, the kind with wooden stems and cotton only on one end, a small box. Arthur tapped the face of the watch and then typed in a numeric sequence when a digital number pad popped up. "It's a monitor. Some folks have taken a militant approach since the lockdowns started. Every time the watch buzzes at me, I have to enter a code within 30 seconds or they send a squad of troops to my coordinates." Dave reacted briefly, but nonverbally. Well, some people try to drown the lifeguard that's there to save their ass. Whoever said we've evolved past our caveman days isn't paying attention. Arthur handed one of the hospital style cotton swabs to Dave. "Just swab the inside of your cheek very well, no brain tickling this time." Dave swabbed as instructed, then handed the stick back to Arthur. Arthur set about processing the sample and placing it in the testing device. "This will take a few minutes. While we are waiting, is there anyone else to be tested here?" "No, I live alone." "Big place." "Yeah, I . . . had other plans, but they didn't pan out. Been here by myself for a few years now. Nice neighbors, especially next door, Lupie." Dave mentioned Lupie intentionally. Given the short time span between the text and the doorbell, it was possible, but not certain, the two were connected. "Yes, I just came from there. Nice ladies." "So, are you going door-to-door doing this, like somebody selling steak knives?" Arthur guffawed. "Not quite. We used electric usage rates to determine which houses still have people living in them. Then we set routes for each test administrator for a day. Also, you're going to like what I'm offering a lot more than steak knives, but they won't all come at once." Dave chuckled, but held back a bit. "So multiple booster shots?" "Something like that." Arthur's grin was slightly cryptic, like he was hiding a joke he wasn't ready to reveal just yet. "I hate needles man. I put up with them, but I usually have to look away when I get stuck for shots or blood donations." "We'll see what we can do to make it easier on you." The cryptic grin hadn't receded. Then the box trilled a three note sequence. Arthur checked it. "Congratulations, you are virus free. Let's make arrangements to keep you safe from this thing." Arthur pressed a button on the box, which then printed out a strip of paper. He handed the strip over to Dave. "So here's the deal: you know by now DuoHalo is deadly, especially to men. Like an 80% fatality rate for us guys." Dave's eyes hooded over. "I'm aware." "Yes, well it seems directly administering the vaccine is 100% fatal to men." "How the fuck is that supposed to help? Leave a planet of Valkyries that only survives if they solve cloning or learn to create artificial semen in one generation?" Dave shouted, but managed not to rise out of his seat. Arthur leaned back somewhat, as if subconsciously giving Dave a little extra space. "No sir, we have a solution, just please hear me out." Dave calmed himself and prepared to listen to what comes after three of the worst words to hear. Whatever followed those three words was either incredibly good, or monumentally bad. Dave wasn't holding his breath for the former. "No, no, nothing like that. It turns out that women can act as intermediaries for the vaccine, sort of a buffer solution. I'm sorry, that may not - " "I know what a buffer solution is and how it functions." "Oh, excellent. You see, we have found that if a vaccinated woman has intercourse with a man, her body buffers the vaccine serum and her immunity transfers - in part - to the man." "Intercourse? As in sex?" Arthur smirked "Someone at the office started referring to this as the STV - Sexually Transmitted Vaccine." Dave rolled his eyes briefly, then closed them and shook his head. "Okay, there is a website with text and videos to explain more details, but a few more things I should say before I leave. First, it takes more than one woman to keep a man safe. That means you will have multiple women 'sharing' you." Dave's eyebrows shot up, but he kept his mouth shut and listened for now. "The vaccine also creates some kind of bond between men and women, so once they sleep with you, they can't be with another man. Ever. It's extremely dangerous for the woman." Seeing Dave start to object, Arthur rushed along "The website I gave you is a highly detailed and personal survey. Women take the same survey. The results get processed through a system called Oracle that has been rigorously tested to match people. We don't want someone stuck with a person they can't stand." Hearing this, Dave was somewhat mollified. Arthur's haste from a moment ago clearly intended to forestall Dave's objection. Of course, Arthur probably thought the concern was for Dave being stuck with an objectionable woman. Dave was equally concerned with a woman getting stuck with him. "Alright so last few questions, how much space is there in this house?" "Oh, well, I have a king size canopy bed in the master bedroom. There are four more bedrooms upstairs, two of which have twin beds in them. The other two have no furniture." "You're going to want to change that. Your first partner will likely arrive tomorrow, with more coming every week, maybe four days apart, at least until we get you up to four partners. Eventually, you will be assigned at least twelve women. Oh, and one more thing." Arthur handed Dave a plain white letter envelope bearing Dave's name in a flowing script. "Your neighbor Lupie asked me to give this to you. I'll step out to the living room to give you some privacy, but I'll need an answer before I leave." Dave was puzzled and concerned but nodded Arthur towards the couch visible through the archway separating the dining and living rooms. Dave pulled out his pocketknife and slit the envelope open. His eyes widened at the first line. First line, hell - the salutation! Dearest David, Words cannot express just how wonderful it is just to address you in that way. I don't know when I began falling for you. I can tell you that last year, when I said I wanted a man who could make a living for us so that I could stay home, raise our kids, and love him with my whole heart, I was thinking of you. Yes, I know it's a bit silly to some, since I earn quite a nice income without any help, but that does not make me feel whole. I want to love you, and Esme, and the children we have together. Yes David, I want to bear your children and raise them with you. I wanted that before all of this lockdown and death started. And now, with all that's been lost, I want to feel life in my body. I want you to put it there. I never want to be away from Esme again. I want to manage your household and love you and our children and whomever else comes into our lives with the way the world is changing. I understand from the gentleman that came to our door that the vaccine has some unusual effects, including emotional and psychological impacts. This is why I am writing to you now, before I take the vaccine. I want to make sure you know this is really what I want. Before anything affects me. I love you. I want to be with you for a lifetime. You should also know that Becca wants to be with you as well. I suspect you will have objections based on her age. Yet, you know she is incredibly mature and responsible. You know what she went through to protect Esmeralda. You know what she has suffered through. Her world is completely unmoored. You, Esme, and I are all that she has left. Your heart and your mind know these things to be true. One thing you may not be aware of - Becca considers you her hero. For so many things big and small that you have done for us during this lockdown. Besides, she's a sci-fi and gaming nerd too, you two will get along quite well if you give her a chance. I love you desperately David. Please say yes. For both of us. Forever yours, Lupie. Dave reached into his back pocket for a handkerchief to dry his eyes. Lupie wanted him all along? Images flashed through his mind. Lupie laughing in a flowy dress on a pleasant spring day. Lupie's hands touching his as they exchanged eggs or produce. Lupie bringing him a glass of ice water while he repaired her fence because he couldn't bear the thought of her blowing money on a contractor. Lupie's proud grin as he thanked her and expounded on the deliciousness of the fresh tamales she brought over late last fall. Their hands had touched then too, hadn't they? No, she touched his hand. Not an accident. Dear God what an idiot! Hell yes he wanted Lupie in his life! And she had been showing him she wanted him in hers. Then his mind turned to Rebecca. Just barely eighteen, and him already forty-six. If she were five years older, she'd still be half his age! Everything Lupie said in her letter was true though. The four of them had gotten through this lockdown together - Lupie, her nine-year-old daughter Esme, and Becca, the young babysitter that had taken on so much when this first started. Loyalty to someone that had weathered the storm with him. Sympathy for someone who'd lost her entire family, even her extended relations. Admiration of the strength, character and resilience she'd shown. Mix in a little lust, 'cuz she's kinda cute. Nerdy cute. But then, Dave is a nerd, he likes nerd girls. Among others. So the only thing holding him back was a number? He'd seen that girl show more loyalty and honor than women twice her age! David took a cleansing breath and blew it slowly out. Arthur picked up on the change, stood and strode back to the dining room. "Have you made a decision?" "Yes. I will accept them both. I'd be a fool not to. How do we do that though? You said something about a matching program?" "Right, however a man may ask for a particular woman. The computer jockeys have to do some manual work for this to happen, so it's not a common occurrence. The two profiles are run through Oracle and the woman is informed of the request, the man's brief bio, and the match percentage of their profiles. Then she can choose to assent or decline." "Sounds like something waiting to be abused." "Hmm. I don't know of any such abuse occurring. I can see the potential you're talking about, but that would require one or more well placed conspirators in one of the vaccination centers." "And that never happens?" "Not to my knowledge. Not yet anyway. I need to get going. I'll inform your neighbors you've agreed. They'll pack a small suitcase and be ready to get picked up tonight or possibly tomorrow morning. You should expect your first partner to arrive sometime tomorrow. As long as you get that profile filled out. And be ruthlessly honest. It's quite thorough. Some questions might make you a bit uncomfortable. Fudging the answers could lead to poor results. And get it in quick. As soon as - Lupie and Becca? -" Dave nodded "are entered in the system, they will be compared to you. If your profile isn't there when the programmers run the comparison, they will be given a random match." Dave nodded his understanding, then rose to walk his guest out. Guest. After all these months, isn't that a hell of a thing? "Remember man, completely, brutally honest." With that, Arthur left. Dave closed the door behind him. He pulled out his phone and started typing. Yes To both of you. The little dots started dancing while he was still typing the second line. Thank you, David! Thank you so much! I'm sorry I held back so long! I have a lot to say to you too. But I want to say it in person. To look you in the eyes. Lupie, you have made me very happy. Happier than I feel I am worthy of. I can't wait to see you again. Face to face. Dave's phone buzzed with an incoming message, but there was nothing new from Lupie. He popped back to the inbox screen, finding an entry from Becca with an image. He opened it and just stared for a moment. He blinked when he realized his mouth was hanging open. Framed in the image was Becca, clearly taking a selfie, from just above her head to the bottom of her ribcage. She was biting her bottom lip and blushing furiously. Probably because the hand not holding the phone was holding her shirt and bra pulled up above her tits. Dave was embarrassed for a moment, then decided why not savor it? Hell, he'd be sharing a bed with her. He would see more than just her pert young boobies then. He sent a thumbs up, followed by: When you're all in, you're really all in huh? ; Laugh emoji ; Yeah, is that ok? ; Do you like them? Are they too small? They're beautiful. They're a part of you, and that makes them wonderful. Always remember that your body, as lovely as it is, is merely a bonus. You won me over with the strength of your character, your courage, your resilience. ; crying emoji, heart emoji ; You make me want to come over right now. ; peach, eggplant, water spurt ; See you in a few days. ; Lover. Dave had made it back to his office and woke his computer with a quick mouse shake. As he logged in, his phone buzzed again. This time it was Lupie. ; Is everything ok? Becca is acting really skittish, and she's blushing like she's embarrassed. Didn't you say yes to her? I did and do. If she doesn't want to tell you, I won't either. Yet. ; monocled raised eyebrow emoji I promise. I'll see you both - all three of you soon. Tell Esme she's getting a big hug. ; I will. I'll have a really nice hug for you too. Looking forward to it. Oh wow. GuadaLupie Jimena Angelina Gutierrez Ramos is itching to live in his house, share a bed with him, and spend her life with him? Fairy tales .. can come true.. it can happen to you; Dave forced himself to focus. He typed in the u r l Arthur had given him. Things started out bland enough. Girls, boys, both? Ladies only. Age range? Dave's first instinct was to set the bottom age to around 25 or 30. He's forty-six for God's sake. Yeah, it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out repopulation was going to be an issue, and younger women had both more years of fertility and were more fertile, so at some point, someone would force the issue and each man would be paired with some women under twenty five. But Becca. If Dave set the minimum above eighteen, she might not even get a chance to match with him. That would likely separate her from Lupie and Esme as well. But that left the door open for other teens. Well, Arthur did say women got to pick who they paired with. Fuck it. I'm not screwing over Becca. That's not even a choice. We'll deal with whatever else results as we go. By the time Dave finished the Oracle survey, his stomach was growling. He wasn't quite done yet though. He only had a bare minimum of sheets and towels, so he went online and ordered three changes of sheets for both of the twin beds (there was already one set on each now), two full-sized beds for the two unfurnished rooms, four changes of sheets for those, and four dressers. He went down to the kitchen and pulled out the half tomato left from his lunch salad and started slicing it. After making his tomato sandwich, he added some chips and pickles to the plate. He sat quietly, alone, at the table, realizing that this may be the last dinner he has by himself. Arthur said multiple women. This whole house would be full of people. Full of life. What a difference a day makes. Dave was cleaning up from breakfast the next morning when he heard a knock at the door. He had just turned the water off at the sink, so it was possible this wasn't the first knock. He rushed to the door, grabbing a mask enroute. When he opened the door, a soldier stood there with a clipboard, a young lady beside and behind him. "You David Belsus?" "I am." "Meet your new partner sir, sign here please." Dave signed by the red x. "Y'all have a good day." He tipped his ball cap bill "Ma'am" and walked off. "Hi, I'm Janice Hoppler." She stuck out her hand and Dave shook it while processing what he was seeing. She was cute, late twenties or early thirties, distinctly Korean features, and jet black hair reaching the middle of her back. Dave had marked long hair as one of his desired traits in a woman, giving it a seven out of ten priority. Short hair can be nice, but nothing is so distinctly feminine as long hair. He'd pass up big boobs if a woman had long hair. Not that he'd mind getting both. Not even a little. "Can I come inside?" Dave realized he'd been shaking her hand for a bit too long and not saying anything. "Oh, sure. Sorry, this is kinda surreal." She grinned. "Ya, I know. First a pandemic kills off a huge part of the population, and now the solution is to fuck like bunnies and every man gets like a dozen women? Sounds like some high school boy's fantasy dream." Her dark eyes danced as she laughed. Dave brought her in to sit in the living room, mindful to sit somewhat close so he didn't appear distant, but not all up in her personal space. "Yeah, well, the hard part will be keeping up with the libidos of ten or twelve women. Especially since the videos mentioned you're each going to have an accelerated sex drive." "They also said you would get some invigoration as well. But don't worry, I'll make sure your part is plenty hard so it can do its work." Janice giggled when Dave blushed and closed his eyes. "Sorry, that's not the kind of thing I'd normally say out loud, but they did say all of us ladies will wind up much more forward than we had been before." "That could be helpful, I'm not great at picking up on subtle signals. When it happens, I just think a woman is being nice, but not interested. Or I think she's interested and she's just being nice." "Well, I'm interested enough to choose to be bonded with you for the rest of my life so consider this carte blanche to get frisky anytime you feel like it." She stood, strode to his chair and planted a smoky kiss on his lips, but no tongue. Dave took a breath to recover and register that this was really happening. "So, would you like to see the place first?" "Sure." Janice took his hand as he stood. "You've seen the entryway and parlor," Dave said guiding Janice past the couch into the dining room and beyond into the kitchen. "So here's the kitchen. The small door in the corner is the pantry. Upper two cabinets next to the fridge are dry foods. The other two are dishes and glasses. Lower cabinets are pots, pans, etc." Janice sniffed the air. "You cook much? Smells like you just had breakfast." "Yeah, I had just finished dishes. Did y'all have to knock more than once?" "Twice. But that's worth it for a man that can cook." "You cook much?" "I have to follow box directions carefully to get mac n' cheese to come out decent. I can only do cakes with help from Betty or Duncan and even that is an iffy proposition. Is that a problem, that I don't cook?" "Oh no, not at all." Dave led her out of the kitchen, winding back through the dining room and living room. "Up the stairs are the bedrooms, a full bath, my office, and the master suite." Her eyes glimmered. "Shortly." He paused. "Wow, that's new, me being the one to hold off." "I can see you want it. It's kinda sexy you wanting me, but not just jumping me." "Hmm. I 'll keep that in mind." He hoped his eyes were conveying his interest. Guess they were. "So, we were talking about cooking. I love to cook and so does Lupie. Becca enjoys it I think, but she's still learning. Not bad. She made me birthday cupcakes over the summer. Of course, we had to do the careful packaging and cleaning bit. She wanted to so bad after I made her a birthday dinner and cupcakes." "Who are Lupie and Becca?" "Oh, right, my neighbors." "Oh, the Latina woman and her daughter?" "The daughter is Esme. She's nine. Becca is the eighteen year old blonde. When did you see them?" "They were loading -" Dave and Janice had just arrived at the first door off the hallway past the living room. A former guest bedroom, Dave had done some renovations, adding the closet space of the room onto the half bath and converting that into a full bath. The rest of the room he had filled with bookshelves and comfortable chairs. A few small tables sat near the chairs to rest a drink or a book on. One table bore a good-sized and fairly recent globe. A map of the U S A and a world map adorned one wall in the sitting area. And of course, all the shelves were loaded with books. Janice took a few steps into the room past Dave, who had stopped the moment she cut herself off, wondering what was wrong. When she spun to face him, he saw the look of a kid walking into a candy store with a hand full of monthly allowance. Janice swiftly crossed the small distance between them, launched her short frame into his arms and kissed him fiercely. "Fuck me. Fuck me right here, right now." Dave's brain was not keeping up with the changes. Janice wasn't waiting anyway. She quickly unbuckled his belt, unbuttoned and unzipped his pants and shoved them to his ankles, along with his boxers. She dropped to her knees and started kissing and licking his cock. As it began to fill out, she took it in her mouth and bobbed her head along its length. Dave had always been self-conscious about his cock. It wasn't anything impressive as far as he knew. It didn't help that it shrank in both length and girth in the flaccid state. A cheating ex-wife didn't help things either. And yet, here was this beautiful woman, on her knees, hungry for his cock. Janice's eyes rolled back in her head and a deep, guttural moan issued from her chest. She stilled for a moment, falling back with her ass on her heels. She looked like she might fall over, so Dave took hold of her shoulders. After a minute or so, She looked up at him, happy and hungry. "That. was. Awesome!" Then her eyes zeroed in on his cock again, taking the same look as a hawk spying a squirrel. He was fully erect now. Janice rose up enough to shove his hips. "On the ground baby. Time to finish this. Make me your horny little bitch for life." Dave lay down, Janice not even waiting until he was all the way down to crawl up his body and straddle him. The sensations he picked up from the tip of his cock as she settled herself told him she wore no panties under her loose skirt. She quickly lined him up with her entrance and sat back forcefully. "Fuck yeah. This thing feels so damn good baby. God, how the hell are you still single? I'd fucking sell my soul to you if you promised to fuck me." She started rising a bit, then shoving herself back down, then grinding her clit against him. "Fucking perfect fucking thickness and length. I feel so stuffed, and not painful." She placed her palms over his nipples and began focusing her efforts on riding up and down, her breathing getting ragged. Janice emitted several moans and grunts as she worked herself and Dave up to a pinnacle. For his part, Dave was just hoping to last long enough for her to enjoy this. It had been a while since he'd been with a woman and Rosy Palm just isn't the same. He felt his pleasure rising rapidly and focused on holding it back. Just then she threw her head back and howled in pleasure as her inner muscles ran riot gripping him. He crested too, shooting up into her. Her howl nearly became a scream, her whole body shaking, seizing. Dave grasped her torso at the bottom of her ribcage to give her some stability. She collapsed like a ragdoll, her arms, limbs and neck going limp, dangling from her still vertical body in Dave's hands. Dave lowered her body to his and gently rolled them over, one hand behind her head to keep it from flopping around. He pulled up his boxers and pants so his legs could move enough to stand. Doing so, he tucked himself back in and fastened his pants. Dave crouched beside his sleeping beauty, gave her a soft kiss on her forehead, then scooped her into his arms and carried her up to the master bedroom. He laid her out gently on top of the covers and draped a light blanket over her. Then he went back to his computer to watch some of the videos he had skipped. Clearly, he had missed a few important facts. Janice has Dave all to herself for one day. Chapter 2 - Janice's Day. September 19, 2020. Dave fought the urge to go straight to his computer and watch more videos on this vaccine. He'd anticipated the chanting of 'imprinting' but he'd skipped over the parts of the videos on sexual effects, thinking it would wait, or not even matter. That reaction was not natural. Okay, he's somewhat decent in bed, but that shit was next level, pornstar stuff. No way a woman got that excited over his crank. Before he could go video surfing, he needed to get over and feed Lupie's chickens. No telling when they'd be back, probably tomorrow, and the chickens had to get fed. At least he wouldn't need to truss up. He wasn't running into anyone else. Dave slipped through the fence gate separating Lupie's front yard from her backyard. She left it unlocked all the time. Dave only mentioned it once, and then remained low-level worried for her when she never locked it. Dave was pulled out of his musing by a low growl. In the backyard, glaring at him, was a large dog, a mutt with a lineage that ran thick and muscular. The eyes looked somewhat red, but the muzzle showed clear evidence of dried blood. Most likely a neighbor had died, thus cutting of the dog's food supply. It broke out of its own backyard and had been killing other dogs, cats or squirrels thus far. Now it was thinking squab for breakfast and Dave had just interrupted. Well, first good news, no foaming at the mouth so it's probably not rabid. Still a good idea to not get bit though. Holding stock still, Dave scanned the area, moving his eyes only, searching for anything that could be helpful. Ironically, Dave had a number of weapons at home that would have solved this little problem for the neighborhood. Not that they were doing him any good right now. A shop broom. Lupie kept a shop broom on the back porch, and it was just a few feet away. Well that's something. Dave took a small step sideways and the growling turned to a couple of loud barks. The dog leaned to one side, as if anticipating the need to intercept Dave running sideways. Dave's hand reached out slowly, causing the dog to bark harshly and take two steps closer. Dave's hand connected with the broom. When he began pulling the broom to him, the dog charged, open mouth, teeth bared. Feeling a little ridiculous, Dave snapped into ready position, the brush part of the broom held low. He thrust the broom under the dog's muzzle, the bristles splaying out absurdly. The dog reared back, possibly about to leap over the broom, so Dave adjusted his motion upward, catching the dog's chin and flipping it up and back. The dog kept his back feet planted and swiveled its head to take the broom head in its mouth. It swung its head back and forth, attempting to pull the broom from Dave's hands. Dave took a firm grip and unscrewed the handle from the broom, with a few added jabs to keep the dog off balance as he did so. The dog noticed the moment the head come loose from the handle. It threw down the head and came charging again. Dave of course was ready for this, swinging the metal threads on the head end of the handle in an arc that delivered an upper cut to the dog's jaw. With an angry yip, the dog pulled back, barked, and circled. Dave turned with the dog, waiting for the next charge. When it came, Dave snapped the end of the handle on the dog's head in a downward strike that connected, but did not stop the dog. Dave slipped sideways as he brought the other end of the handle around, catching the dog in the shoulder. At this point, Dave realized scaring the dog off might not work at all, and if it did, the dog would be back in an hour or so. He was going to have to kill the dog to keep the chickens safe. Dave had already maneuvered to the concrete porch in Lupie's backyard. He slammed the end of the broom handle in a downward strike on the porch, snapping the end off and leaving a splintered point on the end. He now had a spear. The dog charged again. This time, Dave waited until the dog reared up to leap before plunging the sharpened end of the handle into the dog's torso. A sickening yelp issued from the dog as the makeshift spear drove into its chest cavity. The dog fell, pulling Dave's weapon from his hands, and lay growling, panting and whimpering on the porch. Mortally wounded, the dog was still dangerous. It was also in pain. Dave needed to dispatch it quickly. Every moment it wasted away would wear on his soul. He spotted Lupie's garden trowel. Moving swiftly, he grabbed it, slipped behind the dog, and drove the trowel into the base of the skull, ending the animal's pain. Once he was sure the animal was neither a danger nor in pain, Dave sat back on his haunches and wept bitter tears. Hell, he'd kill deer and turkey before, but that was hunting. What meat he didn't eat or give to Lupie was donated to a local charity to feed the poor or homeless. The butcher he used sold the deerskin and turkey feathers to local crafters for their works. This animal was dead because it was hungry and targeted the wrong prey. Feeling like an utter wimp, Dave wiped his eyes and face dry. He went back to his own garage, pulled out a tarp, and headed back to Lupie's yard. Dave wrapped the dog in the tarp, then carried it through the back gate, and tossed the carcass in the rolling garbage bin. More waste. More death. By the time Dave got back, the chickens had largely settled down. He scattered some seed into their enclosure and filled the water tank from the backyard hose. Dave left the backyard, pulling Lupie's gate closed tightly behind him and returned to his own home. He went upstairs to the master suite bathroom and scrubbed his arms thoroughly. Partly to remove any fluids that might have gotten on him. Mostly as a psychological exercise, trying to wash away what happened. Emerging from the bathroom, Dave was captured by Janice's sleeping face. He climbed into bed and lay beside her, watching her gently breathe. Drinking in the feeling of another life nearby. But he had work to do. And some research on what happened this morning. Maybe watching the videos first would help get his head settled again so he could focus on his project. Rewatching the video he'd skipped parts of, he hit the part explaining the bonding effect of the serum on women with a male partner. Did that work in reverse? Is that why he found Janice's muttering of 'imprinting' slightly sexy, but not the lady in the video? His thoughts were interrupted by his text warning bing. Lupie sent; Can you look a few things up for me? There's a lot of terms here I don't know and I can't ask Lupie face to face. And I can't look it up without leaving the survey. Sure, what do you need defined? If I don't know, I'll search it up for you. Lupie sent; Okay, the first one is fictophilia. That one I'll need to look up. Oh, okay, that's having an attraction to a fictional character. Not sure if that's the same as cosplay or not. Lupie sent; So if I had that, would you dress up as Malcom Reynolds for me? Sure. But I might want reciprocation. Lupie sent; Zoey, Kaylee, or Inara Sera? Yes. Lupie sent; huge crying laughing emoji ok, how about lactophilia? I mean, it's tasty, but I'm not fixated on it. She posted a question mark. Oh, sorry, it means you like for your partner to suckle mother's milk from you during foreplay or sex. Or, you know, you want to suckle *from* them. Another lady I mean Lupie sent; Oh Shit, I didn't know that was a thing! Okay, I kinda like the idea of you sucking on me during, you know. Not sure I'm into other girls though. Eventually we are going to get better at finishing those sentences kitten. We'll be 'you knowing a lot. Lupie sent; laugh emoji And you don't have to do anything with another woman Never, if you aren't interested. It took a few minutes, and Dave was about to hit play again on the video when another text from Becca came in. Lupie sent; somnophilia? It means you get aroused seeing a sleeping person. Or you want to be taken in your sleep. Lupie sent; Oh god, I just had this thrill run through me at the idea of waking up with you already in me, on top of me. So we're doing that? Lupie sent; Oh yeah. oh, and I hit yes on watersports too. I'd love to do it in the shower, or a pool. God, wish we had a pool, that would be awesome. No no no no! That is not; what watersports means! Watersports means pee! You want to be pee'd on or you want to pee on your partner! Lupie sent; Oh Gross. barf emoji People do that? Surely you've seen porn pics of girls squatting and peeing in a field or on a road? Lupie sent; Yeah. Well, that's what it's for. Lupie sent; No offense Dave, but that's a hard no. We are in absolute agreement kitten. Lupie sent; Okay, finally finished. I hit submit, now the great microchip brain gets to spin our data and tell us how close we are. Lupie sent; I'm a little scared David. What if it doesn't match us? Becca, worrying isn't going to help you at all. Just get a snack, talk with Esme or Lupie. Or talk with another lady if there's someone nearby. Lupie sent; I miss you already. The text went quiet. Dave waited a few more minutes and then turned his attention to his computer. Time to focus on his side project. The secret one. For his public side job, Dave did data analysis, but no one was sending him new numbers to crunch or putting out bids at the moment. Government types probably had more data than they knew how to process, but Dave had never done government jobs and never had any clearance level. His 'quiet' side job was less boring but could be problematic if some prudish Karen found out. Well, some folks knew, because they paid him money. But no one had connected his online persona with him. Dave had written two adult visual novels, with good reviews. Now he worked on a game with adult themes. And pictures, of course. Fitting his personal fiction interests, the background was an apocalyptic scenario, and the main character built a harem of capable and beautiful ladies to; survive. Even with software support, Dave wasn't much of an artist, so he had an arrangement with someone else to render the images and short video scenes. Version 0.3 had been out for three months, so he was working intently to complete 0.4 before Thanksgiving. The artist was reliable and good. Dave just needed to give him (her? They used anonymous internet handles) clear and detailed descriptions of what he wanted. That meant figuring out what was happening in this next update. Lockdown had somewhat helped. Dave had more free time available. He'd gotten 0.3 out early, but that just meant his paying supporters wanted more. And they are paying, even in months he didn't produce anything. Half an hour of banging his head against code (and thinking strongly of banging his head against the wall) Dave finally got 'in the flow' and cranked out the last bit of story structure over the next two hours. That ended when his grumbling stomach informed him of his neglect. First though, he'd look in on Janice. It was both strange and comforting, seeing this lovely woman in his bed, sleeping peacefully. His heart warmed at the sight, but a nagging fear rose in him as well. He knew this was only due to this strange vaccine. How long until the bio geeks find a solution so women were not stuck with a guy forever? That would be a very telling day. One which Dave would welcome, but also feared. Feeling the need for some comfort food, Dave made himself a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches, then piled two handfuls of chips on the plate. He didn't keep soda in the house unless company was coming, so he grabbed a lime flavored seltzer. He liked soda, but that's why he didn't keep it around. After cleaning up from lunch, Dave headed back to his office space to check in on his Astronomy class. They had a project due this past weekend, so it was time to grade the results. Thirty minutes later, he felt like his eyes were bleeding reading the same errors repeatedly. Most of them were doing the math correctly, but they were measuring completely wrong. Which didn't make sense, given that Dave had made a video explicitly showing how to take the measurements. It was a simple parallax trick astronomers used for gauging distance to stars. It told also be used by surveyors to measure distance across a river or gorge. If you do it right. What he wanted to do was bang his head against a wall for ten minutes, then arrange a live zoom session with his students to find out what they didn't understand, and then have them do the project again. But there may not be enough time to complete all the semester topics. Fuck it, put out another tutorial video on the topic so they can get the parallax questions right on the midterm, and just be a little lenient grading this set of work. Work email popped a new message. From the dean. What the fuck? Seriously? Online physics? For majors? The whole point of slipping physics into the degree plans of doctors and other professionals has more to do with analytical techniques and detailed, careful experimental training than the topics covered. Yeah, several of the topics apply closely to those future careers also, but mostly it's used to make sure these kids understand the precision needed in scientific professions, how to analyze data, read graphs and use equations. And since it's tough, it weeds out those without the dedication or talent to go the distance. Dave shot back a reply email, asking for clarification. Will there be a budget to buy kits so kids can do experiments at home? How long to I have to assemble my own kits, or source some third party? What's the budget limit? Dave groaned. Just two years ago they'd gotten a grant to buy some great new lab equipment. But he only had one classroom set, and it was expensive. No way could he send out this gear to the students. Not enough for each one to have a set. And even if no one tried anything fishy, basic forgetfulness would result in a third of the equipment missing by the end of the semester. This shit was way too expensive for that. A second email from the dean, not a reply to his reply, a new topic. At least she was dependably methodical on that. Different topic required a different email chain. She might be a squishy (the dean was a microbiologist, Dave referred to all life science degreed folks as 'squishies') with little imagination on administrative matters, but she was very consistent and precise. Okay, so she's giving him a heads up on; a vaccine? Cute. Dave sent back a reply, thank her for the information, but his first partner arrived this morning and is currently passed out. She shot back a reply, relieved that he was safe, followed by an observation that departmental parties with spouses were going to be much larger from now on. Then she replied to the other email, pointing out that several big universities do online, without hands on labs. They sent the students pre-collected data and had them only do the analysis. Dave could go that route if he wanted. Of course, if Dave chose to put a few labs requiring data collection by the students, along with other labs that only used canned data, that would make their online physics more rigorous than those other schools. Just saying'. Lovely. Dave went back to grading and finished the column out. At least for those that had already submitted. A half hour surfing science kit supply companies left him unimpressed, so he pulled out a sheet of paper and outlined a video on parallax. His head wasn't right to shoot it today, but he could plan it. The day was wearing on and Dave had already gotten a lot done. Time for a brain break. Dave locked out the computer and headed downstairs to the library. Standing in the fiction area, He browsed for a bit before pulling out an old favorite, Executive Orders by Tom Clancy. He settled into a lounge chair in the library and let his mind and body relax. As usual, Dave lost all track of time while immersed in a book. He was midway through a particularly engrossing passage when Janice came through the library door with a huge grin. She'd changed out of her clothes from this morning, now dressed in his 'not procrastinating, just doing side quests' shirt and a pair of her panties. Well, maybe panties. The shirt hem was low enough to reach an inch or so below her groin. She was not wearing a bra however. The pinpoints sticking out of the shirt proclaimed that fact loudly. Dave smiled, setting the book aside and began to rise. Janice placed a soft hand on his chest and then settled herself in the lounger alongside him. She kissed him firmly on the cheek and temple, then rubbed the side of her face against his. They ended the nuzzling nose to nose, looking into each other's eyes. "Have a nice nap?" "Best sleep ever." Janice took another look around the room, taking in a deep breath. "God I love the smell of books." She snuggled in tighter. "Your profile mentioned reading as one of your pastimes, but nothing about having a full-on library in your house. I saw the smaller bookshelves in the entryway, but this really blew me away. And you have another bookshelf in the bedroom!" She stopped to deliver another steamy kiss. "It's hard sometimes finding other bookworms, except at work. I love it, but sometimes I just want to enjoy books, ya know?" "What is it you do? It feels like I should already know that, before we, um; " "Before I jumped you?" Dave nodded, then chuckled. "I just texted Becca this morning about being free talking with each other about sex, and here I am all tongue tied." Janice laughed with him. "Well, lover, I'm a librarian over at Cedar Valley." "Wow. Obviously a love of books could drive you into that career, but does it ever get to you? Make you want to get away from books?" Janice just stares at him. "I withdraw the question and humbly beg the court's forgiveness." She chuckled and kissed him on the nose. "How about you feed me something, I'm starving." "Starving, or starving?" Dave said, pushing lightly towards her with his pelvis along with the second iteration. After a hearty laugh, Janice said "Both, in that order. Give me the meat buster." Dave chortled while lifting her off him and setting her, standing on the floor. He stood beside her, giving her side eye as they walked side by side, holding hands, to the kitchen. "You give this appearance of coquettish innocence and then talk saucy enough to get me half hard before you remove so much as a single button. Is that due to the vaccine?" Janice rubbed first her shoulder, then her tit against his arm while looking up into his eyes. "Mostly just me, a few friends have said I give a reserved air until I'm with people I trust. The vaccine's effects might lower that veil a bit faster." A brief wash of pain passed over Janice's face. Dave didn't inquire, knowing it must be concern or mourning for friends no longer living. Dave took a quick look through the fridge. "We can do steak, mashed potatoes, and broccoli in about an hour, mostly because of the potatoes. Or we can do broccoli beef, probably about 45 minutes. Or we can do sloppy joes and chips in about twenty or twenty-five minutes." "Sloppy joes it is." Dave grabbed the thawed pound of ground beef, an onion, and a green bell pepper from the fridge. "Can you go into the pantry and grab a can of tomato sauce?" Dave said, while pointing to the pantry door. He remembered pointing it out this morning, but reinforcement usually helps assimilate new information. When Janice came back out, Dave had two skillets on the stove, and spices on the counter alongside a cutting board, knife and the two veggies. "Can I help?" "Sure, how's your knife skills?" "Well, I can cut a bitch if I have to; " Dave burst out laughing, lowering the knife to the counter just to be safe. He turned to Janice, giving her a fierce kiss. "Oh, I think I needed that." He wiped a few tears from his eyes and got back to dicing the pepper and onion. "Aright, how about you sauté these while I get the meat started?" With a light grimace, she asked "How?" "Toss 'em in the skillet on medium-low heat, about a tablespoon of butter" Dave looked at the veggies again, "maybe two, a couple shakes of salt. Keep the veggies in the butter, stirring a bit once in a while, until the onions start to look clear." Janice set to work sautéing, while Dave got the ground beef browning. He stepped aside from the stove to the adjacent counter to leave her more space. Dave poured 'eyeball' measured amounts of powdered garlic, paprika, cumin (very little), salt, and chili powder in to a small bowl and swirled the bowl to mix everything. When he leaned towards the stove to tend the beef, Janice leaned her head against his shoulder. "Comfy?" Janice nodded her head. Dave kissed her on the crown and she hummed. "Think you could watch both of these? Just make sure to turn the beef and keep chopping it into small bits so we get crumbles instead of big chunks. I'm going to toast some bread. Sorry, we don't have any buns." "That's okay, I know what buns I want to bite." Janice punctuated her statement with an impish wink. Dave just shook his head, grabbed the loaf out of the cabinet and got to work with the toaster. A few minutes later, Janice called out, "The beef is sizzling and sticking. I'm getting some brown in the bottom of the pan." "Perfect, pour in the veggies, then the tomato sauce." Seeing her do that he added, "Great, now sprinkle the spices over the top, as evenly as you can. Good, Now just stir that up a bit. Let it cook down some, boil off some of the liquid. Stir it every few minutes." Dave had finished the toast well before Janice had called out, but she seemed to be doing well so far and he wanted to let her get more comfortable in the kitchen. Sounded like something she wanted, based on what she'd said this morning. He did walk up behind her and give her a gentle, loose hug as she worked the skillet. Janice rested her head back on his chest. "This is so thoroughly domestic. Thank you." "You don't have to cook you know. There'll be three cooks in the family by tomorrow evening." "Yeah, and one is an eighteen year old girl who's fifteen years younger than me." "That teen girl has been through the wringer. She's shown some serious maturity. That's why I accepted her. She's the only reason I set my age range that low." "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound dismissive." Dave was quiet for a moment. "I'm sorry for coming off snappy. We lived in separate houses, but the four of us rode this mess out together." Janice nodded. "How about you tell me more over dinner. Starting tomorrow they're going to be family." With the meat reaching its final stage, Dave put a hot pad on the table for the skillet, and grabbed two open bags of chips from the cabinet. He'd already placed the toast on the table as soon a

Word Podcast
Do all panned albums end up loved? And what's the most significant record sleeve?

Word Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2025 53:43


Deck the halls with cheese and Bolly! … and a dish of the usual rock and roll distraction which this week throws the following logs on the fire … … the greatest Xmas single ever? … Metal Machine Music, Cut the Crap, Two Sides of the Moon … can panned records ever be rehabilitated? … how Roxy Music invented ‘rock brand-value' and turned it into pictures … Joe Ely and the romance of songs about the American landscape … Rob Reiner and why that scene in When Harry Met Sally is the greatest marriage of people and ideas … the real-life moment that inspired Spinal Tap … “most American pop music is about geography” … "I keep my fingernails long so they click when I play the piano" … Jordan Carl Wheeler Davis? Michael Holbrook Penniman Jr? Mystery acts playing Wembley Arena … the British think America is “fabulous and otherworldly”. Americans think Britain is “quaint” … plus the magnificent McGarrigles' Christmas Hour, farewell Hofner and we name the Finnegan's Wake of rock music!Help us to keep The Longest Conversation In Rock going: https://www.patreon.com.wordinyourear Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Word In Your Ear
Do all panned albums end up loved? And what's the most significant record sleeve?

Word In Your Ear

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2025 53:43


Deck the halls with cheese and Bolly! … and a dish of the usual rock and roll distraction which this week throws the following logs on the fire … … the greatest Xmas single ever? … Metal Machine Music, Cut the Crap, Two Sides of the Moon … can panned records ever be rehabilitated? … how Roxy Music invented ‘rock brand-value' and turned it into pictures … Joe Ely and the romance of songs about the American landscape … Rob Reiner and why that scene in When Harry Met Sally is the greatest marriage of people and ideas … the real-life moment that inspired Spinal Tap … “most American pop music is about geography” … "I keep my fingernails long so they click when I play the piano" … Jordan Carl Wheeler Davis? Michael Holbrook Penniman Jr? Mystery acts playing Wembley Arena … the British think America is “fabulous and otherworldly”. Americans think Britain is “quaint” … plus the magnificent McGarrigles' Christmas Hour, farewell Hofner and we name the Finnegan's Wake of rock music!Help us to keep The Longest Conversation In Rock going: https://www.patreon.com.wordinyourear Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Word In Your Ear
Do all panned albums end up loved? And what's the most significant record sleeve?

Word In Your Ear

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2025 53:43


Deck the halls with cheese and Bolly! … and a dish of the usual rock and roll distraction which this week throws the following logs on the fire … … the greatest Xmas single ever? … Metal Machine Music, Cut the Crap, Two Sides of the Moon … can panned records ever be rehabilitated? … how Roxy Music invented ‘rock brand-value' and turned it into pictures … Joe Ely and the romance of songs about the American landscape … Rob Reiner and why that scene in When Harry Met Sally is the greatest marriage of people and ideas … the real-life moment that inspired Spinal Tap … “most American pop music is about geography” … "I keep my fingernails long so they click when I play the piano" … Jordan Carl Wheeler Davis? Michael Holbrook Penniman Jr? Mystery acts playing Wembley Arena … the British think America is “fabulous and otherworldly”. Americans think Britain is “quaint” … plus the magnificent McGarrigles' Christmas Hour, farewell Hofner and we name the Finnegan's Wake of rock music!Help us to keep The Longest Conversation In Rock going: https://www.patreon.com.wordinyourear Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KNBR Podcast
12-17 Dirty Work Hour 4: a massive sound soiree featuring "Mad Dog" Russo, plus the Crap Section & we put the show to bed

KNBR Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2025 32:49


12-17 Dirty Work Hour 4: a massive sound soiree featuring "Mad Dog" Russo, plus the Crap Section & we put the show to bedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tolbert, Krueger & Brooks Podcast Podcast
12-17 Dirty Work Hour 4: a massive sound soiree featuring "Mad Dog" Russo, plus the Crap Section & we put the show to bed

Tolbert, Krueger & Brooks Podcast Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2025 32:49


12-17 Dirty Work Hour 4: a massive sound soiree featuring "Mad Dog" Russo, plus the Crap Section & we put the show to bedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Impulsive Thinker
Overwhelmed by Repetitive Crap: ADHD Entrepreneurs, Let AI Handle It

The Impulsive Thinker

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2025 10:46


André, The Impulsive Thinker™, shares practical insights on how ADHD Entrepreneurs can use AI to save time, boost productivity, and make their workflow more efficient—without losing their own voice. Reflecting on a conversation with Cooper Simson of Martell Ventures, André breaks down why AI works best as a tool that thinks with you, not for you. From crafting better prompts to systematizing business tasks and personalizing outputs, this episode gives you real tips to help your ADHD brain harness AI's power while staying authentic. Get ready to learn smarter ways to cut through busy work and keep your edge.  

The Rise Guys
DUDE, DON'T CRAP WHERE YOU GET THE COMPANY INK… OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT: HOUR FOUR

The Rise Guys

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 39:18


Headlines Ol dude banged a co worker at his company Christmas party, foul dude, foul…

The Mac Attack Podcast
Mac & Bone - Random Segment of Crap

The Mac Attack Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 10:38 Transcription Available


In this edition of Random Crap, Bone believes Elf has overtaken Christmas Vacation as an all-time Christmas movie, Carolina Mic's world tour continues, Sydney Sweeney's red carpet run continues, & more See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dewey Pod-Monster
Lethal Weapon (1987) - The Blueprint for all Buddy Cop Films

Dewey Pod-Monster

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2025 63:27


Lethal Weapon (1987)Directed by: Richard DonnerStarring: Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey, some guy that awkwardly holds egg nog.Strangely moving into a movie that some might consider a Christmas movie (and I guess we do, or else we wouldn't be talking about it right now) is the venerable Lethal Weapon, where Mel Gibson and Danny Glover are the odd couple of policing. Did this set the stage for just about every buddy cop movie that comes after it. Someone on this show makes that argument. IMDB.com describes Lethal Weapon as: "Two newly paired cops who are complete opposites must put aside their differences in order to catch a gang of drug smugglers."We Also Talked About:Katrina: Hell and High Water (Netflix)Laserblast (Tubi)Laserblast posters 1 and 2Bring Her Back (Amazon)The Chair Company (Amazon)Sean Combs: The Reckoning (Netflix)Goon (Tubi)Our Quigley PodcastOur Violent Night EpisodeListen to this goofy lethal weapon theme song.Like what you hear here? We're on the youtubes now with our entire new back catalog and some upcoming exclusive content available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@deweypodmonster⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(Some of the above links are affiliate links, if you purchase through these affiliate links we do get a small kickback, and it's the best way to support this show!).Rate and Review us on the podcast platform of your choice!As always, remember, you can always find the latest goings on at our website ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://Crap.Town⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our fellow podcast network members at https://⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Yourunpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠

Sly Flourish's Lazy DM Prep
D&D Beyond AMA – Lazy RPG Talk Show

Sly Flourish's Lazy DM Prep

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 64:39


D&D and RPG news and commentary by Mike Shea of https://slyflourish.com Contents 00:00:00 Show Start 00:00:59 Sly Flourish News: Last Days of Sly Flourish Book Sale! 00:03:48 Sly Flourish News: Adventure Prompts, Crap in my Tackle Box 00:06:24 D&D & RPG News: JP Coovert Gift Guide 00:07:51 Kickstarter Spotlight: Crack the Sun for Draw Steel 00:11:50 Product Spotlight: Dread Dungeonomicon by Raging Swan 00:16:54 D&D & RPG News: D&D Beyond Developer AMA 00:31:42 D&D & RPG News: 5.2.1 SRD Released in Four Languages 00:36:52 DM Tip: Prep Through Villains 00:50:53 Patreon Question: Convincing Players to Play Folk-Heroic RPGs 00:57:49 Patreon Question: Players Drawing Maps on GM Descriptions 01:00:25 Patreon Question: GM Notes and Campaign Continuity and Consistency Links Last days Sly Flourish Book Sale! Subscribe to the Sly Flourish Newsletter Support Sly Flourish on Patreon Seek Adventure Prompts Crap I Keep in my Tackle Box JP Coovert's Gift Guide of Indie RPGs Crack the Sun Crowdfunding Campaign Dread Dungeononomicon D&D Beyond Producer Post D&D Beyond Producer AMA Maps Updates and Feedback Post 5.2.1 SRD in Five Languages

Freely Filtered, a NephJC Podcast
FF 87 Can Fish Oil Knock the Crap out of Dialysis Associated CV Disease?

Freely Filtered, a NephJC Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2025 80:20


The FiltrateJoel Topf‍ ‍@kidneyboy.bsky.social‬ (COI)Swapnil Hiremath @hswapnil.medsky.social and on LinkedInPedro Teixeira @nephcrit.bsky.socialSpecial Guests Charmaine E Lok, MD Professor of Medicine at the Faculty of Medicine, University of TorontoEditing and Show Notes byJoel TopfThe Kidney Connection written and performed by Tim YauShow NotesFish-Oil Supplementation and Cardiovascular Events in Patients Receiving Hemodialysis NEJM | NephJCWhat works in hemodialysis?Iron: PIVOTAL Trial (NEJM)Hemodiafiltration: CONVINCE (NEJM)That's the whole listEarlier work on vascular access, The FISH Trial: Effect of fish oil supplementation on graft patency and cardiovascular events among patients with new synthetic arteriovenous hemodialysis grafts: a randomized controlled trial JAMAEskimo myth: "Fishing" for the origins of the "Eskimos and heart disease" story: facts or wishful thinking? (PubMed)Dialysis patients have low levels of fish oil in their body (PubMedCentral)Positive trial in non-dialysis patients: REDUCE-ITNegative trial of fish oil in non-dialysis patients: STRENGTHACC does not recommend FISH Oil for primary or secondary prevention of CV events (ACC)Poisson distribution (Wikipedia)Ocean Nutrition Canada (Wikipedia)Ocean Nutrition was bought by DSM (Press Release)DSM merged with Firmenich (Press Release)Vanguard feasibility trials (PubMed)Freezing fish oil caps will eliminate the fishy aftertaste (Pharmacists Letter)The study also received a philanthropic donation from Mr. Alexander Epstein (UHN Research)Selection Bias, Interventions and Outcomes for Survivors of Cardiac Arrest (PubMedCentral)Effectiveness of fish oil in controlling inflammation in adult patients undergoing hemodialysis: A systematic review and meta-analysis (PubMed)Tubular SecretionsSwapnil Hiremath: Michael Clayton (IMDB)Pedro: Fifa World Cup Soccer coming to North America with Portugal! (FIFA)Charmaine: New Puppy, Rose. It's a Barbet (Wikipedia)Joel Topf: The Dark Forrest by Liu Cixin (Wikipedia)

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Who Was Knighted From The Who and Ozzy Osbournes Final Two Weeks

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2025 33:57


MUSICRoger Daltrey of The Who is now SIR Roger Daltrey. He was knighted by Prince William at Windsor Castle on Wednesday. It's in recognition of not only his musical achievements, but also his charity work. Here he is on the award, and what his younger self and band would've thought back in the day. https://consequence.net/2025/12/sir-roger-daltrey-knighted/ Sharon Osbourne has given her first interview since the death of her husband Ozzy this past July.Appearing Wednesday on the British TV show Piers Morgan Uncensored, hosted by her longtime friend, she opened up about his health struggles, doing his final show this past July 5th in Birmingham, England, their last conversations and much more. You can watch the show on YouTube, and here are a few excerpts:Sharon Osbourne on the last two weeks of Ozzy's life. OC:...in seven years. :27 [Courtesy of Piers Morgan Uncensored]"He was so happy Piers afterwards. And he kept looking at the papers and he goes to me, 'I never knew so many people like me.' But that was the way he was. I mean, he knew he was famous, but not to the amount that people loved him. It's a whole different thing. And he was just so happy. Happier than we'd seen him in seven years."Sharon Osbourne on dreams Ozzy was having the last week of his life. OC:...he was ready. :26 [Courtesy of Piers Morgan Uncensored]"He was having dreams the last week of his life. He was seeing people that he never knew. I said, 'Well, what kind of people?' He goes, 'All different people. And I just keep walking and walking and I'm seeing all these different people every night. And I go back there and I'm looking at these people and they're looking at me and nobody's talking.' And he he knew. He was ready." Sharon also talked about the first time she and Ozzy met, when they fell in love, how she will never want to get married again, how if she didn't have kids she would have killed herself when he died, and the thing she misses most is holding his hand.On a lighter note, she also talked about how she wanted to get back at Roger Waters for the negative things he said about Ozzy after he died. And that was by sending him a Tiffany box filled with feces, which she used to do to critics who wrote negative reviews about Ozzy's shows without being there. When she did, it was her infant son Jack's poop that would be used.She ultimately decided against it, saying, “Even that is a waste, to send [crap] to him. It's a waste because he's really insignificant. But I just thought, anybody that passes has a family… you don't do that.” (Sharon's not the first musician's wife to do that. Paul and Linda McCartney sent some of their daughter Stella's poop to a journalist who earned their trust, then betrayed them.)Going forward, Sharon says she's continuing to work on an Ozzy bio-pic and that she knows who she wants to play him. When asked if it was Yunglbud she didn't confirm nor deny.https://youtu.be/aaLMsEJKZEQ Kurt Cobain's MTV Unplugged Martin D-18E has been donated to the Royal College of Music London by Peter Freedman, who paid $6,010,000 for it at an auction in 2020. Megadeth have released a trailer for Behind the Mask, the documentary and listening event for their self-titled album that will be in theaters on January 22nd. Watch it on YouTube.Blumhouse Games has released a mini-documentary about Robin Finck of Nine Inch Nails scoring the new horror video game Sleep Awake. Watch it on YouTube.Trailer for new U.K. documentary on David Bowie's final years titled "David Bowie - The Final Act" has been released https://ruralradio.com/rrn/abc_news/trailer-for-new-uk-david-bowie-documentary-released-abcid0409636a/ Guns N' Roses have announced the openers for their summer tour -- rappers Public Enemy will open for them when they are here at Busch Stadium in August. The Eagles, Stevie Nicks, Kings of Leon, Lorde and The Black Keys are among the headliners at the 2026 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, commonly known as Jazzfest.The first weekend, April 23rd to the 26th, will feature Stevie Nicks, Rod Stewart, Kings of Leon, Lorde, Jon Batiste, Tyler Childers, David Byrne, Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, St. Vincent, Irma Thomas, The Isley Brothers and The Revivalists.The second weekend, April 30th through May 3rd, features will feature the Eagles, Teddy Swims, The Black Keys, Widespread Panic, Earth, Wind & Fire, Tedeschi Trucks Band, Alabama Shakes, Ziggy Marley, Lake Street Dive, Mavis Staples, Little Feat and Rickie Lee Jones.Passes go on sale tomorrow (Friday) at nojazzfest.com. TVJohn Stamos is joining the next season of Netflix's "Hunting Wives" show. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/john-stamos-cast-hunting-wives-drama-wife-questions-potential-nude-scenes Sigourney Weaver will appear in Amazon Prime's live-action series of Tomb Raider https://www.the-independent.com/tv/culture/sigourney-weaver-tomb-raider-phoebe-waller-bridge-b2883033.html MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:"Ella McCay" (PG-13) Trailer - A comedy starring (British actress) Emma Mackey as an idealistic young woman trying to juggle family problems while taking over her mentor's job as governor once he accepts a cabinet position in Washington. Woody Harrelson is her sexually irresponsible father, Jamie Lee Curtis is her supportive aunt, and Albert Brooks plays her political mentor. (20%)"Silent Night, Deadly Night" (R) Trailer This is the second remake of a 1984 slasher about a kid who witnesses his parents being murdered by a guy in a Santa suit . . . then grows up, puts on a Santa suit himself, and goes on his own killing spree. It stars Rohan Campbell from "The Monkey" as your killer Santa, and Ruby Modine from "Happy Death Day" as a true crime junkie (slash) his love interest. (84%)"How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (PG) Trailer The 25th anniversary re-release of the live action movie starring Jim Carrey as the Grinch, Taylor Momsen (from The Pretty Reckless) as Cindy Lou Who, and Christine Baranski as the woman who secretly has feelings for the Grinch. (50%)Will Smith hit with another major scandal—longtime friend turns on him in $3 million lawsuit Everybody's getting into the year-end roundup business. Even the deliciously gay hookup app Grindr!!! Here's a sample of their 2025 wrap-up:Mother of the Year: Lady GagaDaddy of the Year: Pedro PascalMother-In-Training: Sabrina CarpenterShow of the Year: "Overcompensating", Prime VideoAlbum of the Year: "Mayhem", Lady GagaSong of the Year: "Abracadabra", Lady GagaGay Dictionary . . . The Phrase on Everyone's Lips: Delulu. (Short for "delusional".)Hottest Man of the Year: Jonathan Bailey (Fiyero in the "Wicked" movies)Movie of the Year: "Kpop Demon Hunters"Bulge of the Year (!!!): Bad BunnyGayest Fashion Trend: Slutty little glassesBest Beef: Cardi B vs. Nicki MinajMost Bears: IrelandHighest Percentage of Twinks: Switzerland AND FINALLYWe all know the debate about "Die Hard". But there are plenty of other films that spark the same argument, "Is this actually a Christmas movie?" Here are 13 more:1. Every "Harry Potter" movie (2001 - 2011). All the "Potter" flicks . . . with the possible exception of the last one . . . have some kind of yuletide vibe . . . or at least a wintry one.2. "Batman Returns" (1992). One of the big set pieces is the lighting of the Gotham Christmas tree.3. "Eyes Wide Shut" (1999). Even though it was released in July, it takes place over Christmas.4. "Gremlins" (1984). This one has Christmas written all over it. And also little green, murderous demons.5. "First Blood" (1982). The first of the "Rambo" films has a Christmas tree in the background of one scene. So . . . Christmas movie!!!6. "Trading Places" (1983). There's a Christmas party, and Dan Aykroyd as a drunken Santa waving a handgun. But it doesn't end on December 25th. If it's a Christmas movie, then it also qualifies as a New Year's movie.7. "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" (2005). This one takes place during the Christmas season in L.A. And it was released in November.8. "Edward Scissorhands" (1990). Kind of a no-brainer.9. "Lethal Weapon" (1987). Another one of those action movies that HAPPENS to take place around Christmas.10. "Rocky" (1976). This might be the greatest American holiday film of all time, because it includes Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's. And also punching.11. "Hook" (1991). The scenes in the real world, outside Neverland, are set at Christmas. 12. "Iron Man 3" (2013). The whole movie plays out around Christmas.13. "The Nightmare Before Christmas" (1993). Is it a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie? Why not both?AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Red Eye Radio
12-12-25 Part Two - SNAP the Crap

Red Eye Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2025 38:02


In part two of Red Eye Radio with Gary McNamara and Eric Harley, Marconi award winning radio host Dan Mandis fills in for the guys this week and we begin with the USDA announcing amendments in 18 states to the SNAP food benefits banning junk foods and adding hot meals to promote a healthier diet. Also California Governor Gavin Newsom's "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and limiting a filibuster. For more talk on the issues that matter to you, listen on radio stations across America Monday-Friday 12am-5am CT (1am-6am ET and 10pm-3am PT), download the RED EYE RADIO SHOW app, asking your smart speaker, or listening at RedEyeRadioShow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Courtney Love Documentary While Deftones Hopping In The Soccer Game?

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2025 28:19


MUSICA new Courtney Love documentary, Antiheroine, will premiere at the Sundance Film Festival, which is set for January 22nd through February 1st in Park City, Utah. https://festival.sundance.org/program/film/6932fb761a55354cab91b505 Deftones are helping out a soccer team in their hometown of Sacramento, California.The band is sponsoring Street Soccer USA's Los Jaguares team, which is a team of team of 11–14-year-old boys and girls from the Oak Park neighborhood where Deftones got started.Deftones and GOAL Projects teamed up to design the team's official 2026 jerseys and a soccer ball, both of which can be purchased now at Shopdeftones.com. Proceeds from each jersey sold will go to Los Jaguares and Street Soccer USA, a nonprofit that serves over 75,000 players in 16 U.S. cities. James Cameron co-directed Billie Eilish's upcoming 3D concert film, "Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D)". Here's part of the trailer that takes us onstage and backstage. Jelly Roll just fulfilled a lifelong dream. Yesterday, Craig Morgan invited him to join the Grand Ole Opry. And it all happened on "The Joe Rogan Experience". Joe played Jelly a clip from one of his past Opry performances. Jelly called it "the most special night of my life." He talked about how Craig's song "Almost Home" helped him while he was in jail. TVRIP: Jeff Garcia, the comedic actor, who is best known for voicing the Jimmy Neutron character Sheen passed away at the age of 50. An official cause of death was not yet made public. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/10/jeff-garcia-dead-comedian/ Icon and legend Diana Ross has been confirmed as the headliner for Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2026 in Times Square! https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/diana-ross-perform-dick-clarks-new-years-rockin-eve-2026-1236133111/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:HBO Max made a documentary called "Happy and You Know It" about the popularity of annoying kids' music. It includes several children's artists like the Wiggles, and as you'll hear in this part of the trailer, the guy who made the original "Baby Shark" video is still upset at Pinkfong making a massive hit out of it.Andy Dick suffered an apparent overdose Tuesday, in broad daylight outside a building in Hollywood. Someone administered Narcan, and Andy didn't need to go to the hospital. He says he's okay. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/09/andy-dick-suffers-apparent-overdose/ Jack Nicholson had an interesting way with stalkers. At least one particular stalker. One FEMALE stalker. Ben Dreyfus is the son of "Jaws" star Richard Dreyfus and a woman named Jeramie Rain. Jeramie dated Nicholson in the early 80s. And Ben told a crazy story that happened when they were together. https://x.com/bendreyfuss/status/1993502358551380205 AND FINALLY Billboard released their 2025 Year End charts. https://www.billboard.com/charts/year-end/ Hot 100 Songs:1. "Die with a Smile", Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars2. "Luther", Kendrick Lamar and SZA3. "A Bar Song (Tipsy)", Shaboozey Billboard 200 Albums:1. "The Life of a Showgirl", Taylor Swift2. "I'm the Problem", Morgan Wallen3. "SOS", SZA Top Artists:1. Morgan Wallen (More on him here.)2. Kendrick Lamar3. Taylor Swift Top Female Artists:1. Taylor Swift2. Sabrina Carpenter3. SZA Top Male Artists:1. Morgan Wallen2. Kendrick Lamar3. Drake This is the worst Country Song of the year: See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tech Path Podcast
Congress Unleashes Crap-o Bills!

Tech Path Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2025 16:29 Transcription Available


Democrats are pushing back on Senate Banking Chair Tim Scott's plan to hold a crypto bill markup next week. Meanwhile, Republicans fail to pass healthcare bill.~This episode is sponsored by Tangem~Tangem ➜ https://bit.ly/TangemPBNUse Code: "PBN" for Additional Discounts!00:00 intro00:07 Sponsor: Tangem00:39 Bull Market vs Congress01:06 Crapo Bill01:20 Trump vs Bernie on Healthcare Bills02:19 Republican Healthcare Vote Fails02:36 Problem Solvers To The Rescue?03:33 Congress Solves No Problems03:54 Government Shutdown Odds Climb04:24 Tariffs vs Christmas05:27 Tariff Rebate Checks?06:08 CLARITY Act vs Banks06:36 Eleanor on CLARITY Bill Status07:26 Not Passing This Year07:34 The "Nice Version" 08:20 Banning Stablecoin Yields09:05 Coinbase Removes Yields09:41 Tax Refunds Coming?10:16 Gambling Tax on Losses!11:25 Trump Removing Gambling Tax?11:55 Relief Not Coming12:21 Why Trump Won't Sign Crypto Bill12:46 Trump Crypto Game Launches13:28 Citadel vs DeFi14:42 Most Hated Bill in America15:02 CBDC's Incoming?15:32 Howard Lutnik on Economy15:59 Upcember?16:15 outro#Crypto #Bitcoin #Ethereum~Congress Unleashes Crap-o Bills!

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Violet Grohl Released New Music and RIP Raul Malo

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 31:56


MUSICViolet Grohl, daughter of Dave Grohl, released her first two solo singles, "THUM" and "Applefish", on Dec. 5. ICYMI: Filter, Filter Eleven and Local H are teaming up for a spring tour that starts March 5th in Wenatchee, Washington and wraps up April 1st in Cleveland. Tickets go on sale Friday. It looks like Oasis fans will definitely have to wait until 2027 to see the band again. Liam Gallagher answered fans' questions on X about continuing their reunion tour, and when one fan asked him to announce dates for next year already, Gallagher replied: “We're not doing anything in 2026 sorry.” Loudwire.com published a list of five '70s rock stars who never drank or did drugs. Could they seriously only find FIVE? https://loudwire.com/1970s-rock-musicians-no-drugs-alcohol/ 1. GENE SIMMONS2. FRANK ZAPPA3. ANGUS YOUNG4. TOM SCHOLZ5. TED NUGENT TVTwo TV critics from "Variety" chose the 10 best shows of 2025. List 1:1. "Adolescence", Netflix2. "The Pitt", HBO Max3. "Forever", Netflix4. "Paradise", Hulu5. "It: Welcome to Derry", HBO6. "Outlander: Blood of My Blood", Starz7. "A Thousand Blows", Hulu8. "Untamed", Netflix9. "The Gilded Age", HBO10. "Murdaugh: Death in the Family", Hulu List 2:1. "Andor", Disney+2. "Long Story Short", Netflix3. "The Pitt", HBO Max4. "Dying for Sex", FX5. "The Righteous Gemstones", HBO6. "Everybody's Live with John Mulaney", Netflix7. "The Lowdown", FX8. "The Gilded Age", HBO9. "Pluribus", Apple TV10. "The Studio", Apple TV https://variety.com/lists/best-tv-shows-2025/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Best movies of 2025 … Rolling Stone just released their list of the Top 20 movies of 2025. These are the Top 5. The question is … Did you see any of them? Did you see any of them in the theater?Nouvelle Vague (5) Train Dreams (4) Black Bag (3) Hamnet (2) One Battle After Another (1) I've never wanted a celebrity relationship more than I want Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson. Unfortunately, it sounds like it's not happening. At least not anymore. On the bright side, it sounds like they're in a really good place. https://people.com/pamela-anderson-on-liam-neeson-relationship-exclusive-11864356 AND FINALLY'USA Today' has picked its list for the worst Christmas songs of all time. They are: Alvin and the Chipmunks, ‘The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)' Elmo and Patsy, ‘Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer'NewSong, ‘The Christmas Shoes' Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, ‘The Little Drummer Boy' New Kids on the Block, ‘Funky Funky Xmas' 'USA Today' called their number one pick for worst Christmas song "the novelty song from Hell."Sure there's those annoying Christmas songs we hear every year . . . but let's take it up a notch with Christmas carols from HELL. 1. "Here Comes Santa Claus" by Mrs. Miller. She was discovered by the announcer from "Laugh-In", which should tell you all you need to know.2. "Silent Night" by Wing. Wing Han Tsang was from Hong Kong and started singing as a hobby when she moved to New Zealand. Surprisingly, she made it kinda big. "South Park" even parodied her back in the day.3. "White Christmas" by Tiny Tim. There's also "Silent Night", featuring a spoken-word break where he takes aim at hypocrites, fornicators, and child molesters. You know, just regular Christmas caroler stuff. 4. "Little Drummer Boy" by William Hung. Isn't it crazy to think there's a whole generation who has no idea who this "American Idol" treasure is? 5. "I Got a Cold for Christmas" by the Three Stooges. Not terrible, but not exactly a classic.6. "Jingle Bells" by William Shatner, featuring Henry Rollins. Yes, THAT Henry Rollins.7. "Santa Claws Is Coming to Town" by Alice Cooper, featuring John 5, Billy Sheehan, and Vinny Appice. 8. "The Night Before Christmas" by David Hasselhoff. This one is extra cheesy, but did you expect anything less?9. "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Regis Philbin. This one has a cameo by a pre-Oval Office Donald Trump, who offers Rudolph a job in place of Santa.10. "Jingle Hell" by Christopher Lee. Yes, one of the greatest actors of all time. He dabbled in heavy metal later in life. This actually isn't his only holiday song, either. He also did covers of "The Little Drummer Boy" and "Silent Night".11. "Away in a Manger" by the Brady Bunch. This one only features the vocal talents of Marcia, a.k.a. Maureen McCormick. It's from an album called "Merry Christmas from the Brady Bunch".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

KNBR Podcast
12-9 Dirty Work Hour 4: a sound soiree featuring an incredible Ed Orgeron recruiting story, plus the Crap Section and we put the show to bed

KNBR Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 33:52


12-9 Dirty Work Hour 4: a sound soiree featuring an incredible Ed Orgeron recruiting story, plus the Crap Section and we put the show to bedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quinn & Cantara Podcast
GAGS CRAP PANTS CALL

Quinn & Cantara Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 1:29 Transcription Available


Tolbert, Krueger & Brooks Podcast Podcast
12-9 Dirty Work Hour 4: a sound soiree featuring an incredible Ed Orgeron recruiting story, plus the Crap Section and we put the show to bed

Tolbert, Krueger & Brooks Podcast Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 33:52


12-9 Dirty Work Hour 4: a sound soiree featuring an incredible Ed Orgeron recruiting story, plus the Crap Section and we put the show to bedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Nikki Glaser Is Back and Jimmy Kimmel Will Stay!

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 29:47


TVThe Golden Globe nominees were announced yesterday, and there's of course a flaw in the expectations people had for nominations. The Golden Globes air live on CBS on Sunday, January 11th. Nikki Glaser is returning as host for the second straight year. Jimmy Kimmel has signed a one-year contract extension at ABC to continue hosting "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" through May 2027. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/08/abc-extends-jimmy-kimmel-contract/ There is major money, power, and influence being thrown around in the entertainment industry. https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/08/business/paramount-hostile-takeover-bid-wbd MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Mila Kunis is the head of her neighborhood's homeowners association and has been overwhelmed with complaints and lacks appreciation from her neighbors. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/mila-kunis-says-her-neighbors-send-complaints-all-day-long-head-hoa-admits-have-no-gratitudeo Leonardo DiCaprio has been named Entertainer of the Year by "Time". And he tells the magazine how he balances his fame with privacy. https://time.com/7338653/entertainer-of-the-year-2025-leonardo-dicaprio/ MUSIC The digital jukebox company TouchTunes released their end of the year charts. The most-played genre was Rock, which accounted for 38% of the plays. Country followed with 24%, Rap/Hip-Hop with 14%, and Pop with 11%. Here are some Top 5 highlights:Top 5 Bands:1. AC/DC 2. Lynyrd Skynyrd3. Nickelback4. Fleetwood Mac5. The Rolling Stones Top 5 Rock Catalog Songs:1. "Simple Man", Lynyrd Skynyrd2. "Fat Bottomed Girls", Queen3. "Rockstar", Nickelback4. "Brown Eyed Girl", Van Morrison5. "Higher", Creed Top 5 Pop Catalog Songs:1. "Lose Control", Teddy Swims2. "Beautiful Things", Benson Boone3. "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)", Whitney Houston4. "The Door", Teddy Swims5. "Sweet Caroline", Neil Diamond Top 5 Rap/Hip-Hop Catalog Songs:1. "Shake That", Eminem featuring Nate Dogg2. "Bartender", T-Pain featuring Akon3. "In Da Club", 50 Cent4. "Broadway Girls", Lil Durk featuring Morgan Wallen5. "Get It Sexyy", Sexyy Red AND FINALLYOne of Will Ferrell's "Elf" costumes sold for $319,000 at an auction in the U.K. on Friday. The listing said this was the costume he wore when he pushed every button in an elevator because he thought it looked like a Christmas Tree.One of Harrison Ford's fedoras from "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" sold for $437,000.And Boba Fett's blaster from "The Empire Strikes Back" netted $613,000. AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dewey Pod-Monster
Santa With Muscles (1996) - A Christmas Movie Easily in the IMDB Bottom 100

Dewey Pod-Monster

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 58:34


Santa With Muscles (1996)Directed By: John MurlowskiStarring: Hulk Hogan, Don Stark, Robin Curtis, a man who has starred in nothing but trash.You thought Ernest Saves Christmas was bad? Well... that's like... you're opinion man. This week we examine another Christmas disaster, this time starring Hulk Hogan as a mean business owner who loses his memory and helps some orphans (including a young Mila Kunis) or some garbage like that. IMDB.com describes Santa with Muscles as: "A heartless millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac."We Also Talked About:The Chair Company (Amazon)Crawlspace (Tubi)Please, Kill Mr. Kinski (Youtube)My Own Private Idaho (DailyMotion)Class Action Park (DailyMotion)Mr. Scorsese (Amazon)Project Grizzly (Youtube) Our Violent Night EpisodeLike what you hear here? We're on the youtubes now with our entire new back catalog and some upcoming exclusive content available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@deweypodmonster⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(Some of the above links are affiliate links, if you purchase through these affiliate links we do get a small kickback, and it's the best way to support this show!).Rate and Review us on the podcast platform of your choice!As always, remember, you can always find the latest goings on at our website ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://Crap.Town⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our fellow podcast network members at https://⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Yourunpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠

On The Runs
Re-Crap Sample 10 - Justin Deflumeri | Doing unsafe things as safely as possible

On The Runs

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 59:59 Transcription Available


The Re-Crap is back! In this episode, Justin Deflumeri shares his incredible journey of running across multiple states, including New Hampshire, Vermont, and Rhode Island. He recounts the challenges he faced, including extreme weather conditions and unexpected encounters during his runs. The discussion also touches on his future plans to tackle Maine and the unique quadathlon challenge he is preparing for. Additionally, Justin talks about his experiences running internationally and the formation of the Mayor Macaroni Club, aimed at building a running community in Merrimack. In this engaging conversation, Justin Deflumeri shares his journey of building a vibrant running community through the Merrimack Run Club, his pursuit of a coaching certification, and his commitment to inspiring others, especially youth, through sports. He discusses the balance between his personal life and passions, his experiences running for charitable causes, and his future aspirations in the world of running and adventure. The conversation highlights the importance of community, personal growth, and the joy of running.Chapters00:00 Introduction and Guest Welcome05:35 Vermont Adventures: Challenges and Crazy Stories12:08 Rhode Island Run: A New Challenge15:08 Future Plans: Maine and Beyond19:47 Running Across States: The Bigger Picture19:58 Upcoming Races: Quadathlon and More23:45 Embracing the Challenge of Racing25:59 The Journey of a Runner: From Coach to Competitor29:52 The Birth of the Merrimack Run Club34:01 Pursuing Coaching Certification and Community Impact35:58 Living Life to the Fullest: Overcoming Challenges42:56 Upcoming Races and Charity Involvement45:11 Running and Community Support46:06 Situational Awareness for Runners47:42 Inspiring the Next Generation of Athletes48:44 Promoting Healthy Activities for Kids50:37 Future Races and Ambitions52:11 Extreme Marathon Experiences54:33 Celebrating Achievements and Community58:05 Closing Thoughts and HumorStrava GroupLinktree - Find everything hereInstagram - Follow us on the gram YouTube - Subscribe to our channel Patreon - Support usThreadsEmail us at OnTheRunsPod@gmail.com Don't Fear The Code Brown and Don't Forget To Stretch!

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Jane Seymour Secret To Feel Decades Younger and KISS In The White House!

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 25:07


MUSICThe three surviving founding members of KISS -- Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley and Peter Criss -- paid a visit to The White House on Saturday where President Trump recognized them as one of this year's five recipients of the Kennedy Center Honors, which is presented to those in the performing arts for their lifetime of contributions to American culture. Guitarist Ace Frehley, who died in October following a fall at his New Jersey home, was represented by his daughter Monique. https://youtu.be/MoEAlhUTVnEFollowing the ceremony in the Oval Office, the State Department hosted a dinner for the honorees, which also included actors Sylvester Stallone and Michael Crawford, country singer George Strait, and R&B singer Gloria Gaynor. Taking the podium there, the President spoke in more detail about each recipient.With a chair left empty in memory of Ace Frehley, KISS were honored by Garth Brooks, who, upon taking the stage said, “I see some faces of confusion. No we are in the right segment of the show, people” before performing "Shout it Out Loud."Also paying tribute were Criss Angel, Marcus King, and Cheap Trick who ended the show with "Rock and Roll All Nite."Highlights of the show will air on CBS and Paramount+ on December 23rd. Garbage was performing in Australia recently, and apparently someone started tossing a beach ball around. Shirley stopped the show to RANT about the beach balls . . . sarcastically shouting, "Guy with your big [effing] beach ball. Ooh, I'm so scared of you. So thrilled by you. What [an effing D-bag]." https://consequence.net/2025/12/garbage-shirley-manson-beach-ball-video/ TVMiley Cyrus gagged while describing this fear on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" on Thursday night. It's caused such a problem in her daily life, that she's even known for being a Grinch during Christmastime because of her issue with wrapping paper. She has an issue with how it feels, and the way it sounds, especially if it's touched by DRY hands, which is common during winter. Jack Osbourne and his wife, Aree Gearhart, are expecting their second baby together. https://people.com/jack-osbourne-expecting-baby-no-5-his-second-with-wife-aree-gearhart-photo-11862457 MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is the new number one movie in North America. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/box-office-five-nights-at-freddys-2-debut-zootopia-2-900-million-1236602529/ AND FINALLYJane Seymour isn't a doctor . . . but she played one on TV . . . and she's sharing the secret to feeling decades younger.Jane is 74 now. But she actually needs to keep looking at her birth certificate to believe it. https://people.com/jane-seymour-says-she-feels-20-to-30-years-younger-at-74-exclusive-11862954Dr. Quinn shared THREE of her secrets, and there's good news: It isn't out-of-touch, celebrity stuff . . . it's so relatable that YOU can live it. Here they are:1. Non-stop working and challenging yourself. Quote, "I work 12-, 14-hour days on sets and keep up with everyone. I don't need cue cards . . . I learn pages after pages and I have a lot of energy . . . "I keep working, and I keep pushing myself to be better . . . because I love what I do . . . it keeps me young." 2. Spending time with family, and having active friends. Quote, "I have grandchildren and my own children, some of whom are in their early 40s. I'm part of their social circle. So I've never been sort of put in the group of, 'Oh, now you're an older person . . .' Not at all. Quite the opposite." 3. Don't dismiss new things, embrace them, and join in. Jane says she's "much more open-minded" about life now, and is "not stuck in my ways." She adds, "People say, 'Are you going to wind down?' I go, 'I am winding UP' I am loving life. NOW is it . . . I only want to do things that I'm passionate about . . . and I make sure that, even if it's work, that I turn it into a fun life experience." AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Weird Crap in Australia
Episode 389 - Australia's Flying Terror

Weird Crap in Australia

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 43:39 Transcription Available


Australia has produced many formidable creatures: sharks, snakes, drop bears… but none strike fear into the national heart quite like the humble magpie. We're diving beak-first into the legend of Australia's Flying Terror — from swooping season strategies and infamous attack hotspots to the science behind why these monochrome missiles pick their targets.Join Matthew & Holly as they explore the birds' surprising intelligence, their role in folklore, and the heroic lengths Australians go to simply check the letterbox in spring. Lace up your shoes, keep your eyes front, and join us as we unravel how a beloved national icon also became one of the country's most efficient airborne menaces.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/weird-crap-in-australia--2968350/support.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Guns N' Roses Released New Music & Clooney Has Never Fought?

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2025 31:07


MUSICGuns N' Roses released a couple new songs yesterday. https://ultimateclassicrock.com/guns-n-roses-nothin-listen/ Original KISS members Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley and Peter Criss are in Washington, D.C. to receive the Kennedy Center Honors from President Trump on Saturday, followed by a ceremony on Sunday at the Kennedy Center. https://www.instagram.com/p/DP4x74HDkRj/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=075f7f51-fc02-4cc0-86e5-43c02df4e841 George Clooney and his wife, Amal Clooney, have never fought during their 10-year relationship, he shared during his appearance on the New Heights podcast. https://people.com/travis-kelce-never-once-argument-with-taylor-swift-11860997 Let's be honest: Taylor Swift can buy anything she wants . . . including a wedding date. https://pagesix.com/2025/12/04/entertainment/taylor-swift-cut-hefty-check-to-snag-brides-wedding-date-at-posh-rhode-island-venue/ · ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band's upcoming record on a recent podcast, mentioning the mixing sessions at Dave Grohl's Studio 606 and working with producer Jay Ruston. https://blabbermouth.net/news/charlie-benante-says-anthrax-pushed-the-envelope-on-upcoming-album-i-think-people-will-really-be-surprised NEW ALBUM RELEASES:Infinite Coles – Sweetface Killah Depeche Mode – M (CD/DVD and CD/Blu-Ray sets), Memento Mori: Mexico City (2 CD/2 LP) Sam Fender – People Watching: Deluxe Verson Freddie Mercury – Mr. Bad Guy (vinyl reissue) Scorpions – Coming Home Live Soundtrack – Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere TV"The Masked Singer" returns for a 14th season next month, so of course that means 18 NEW costumes. These include an EGGPLANT, Pugcasso, Queen Corgi, Scarab, and The Croissants. https://ew.com/the-masked-singer-season-14-reveals-ozzy-osbourne-tribute-11861596 Choose your own nightmare … A new film called Slay Day is set to hit screens in fall 2026 -- but it isn't just a movie. It's being described as an interactive slasher film where viewers get to influence what happens next. The audience doesn't just sit back. They choose. And the horror unfolds in front of them. After a run in theaters, the plan is to release it on both traditional streaming services and gaming platforms like PlayStation, Xbox and Steam. If this thing works, it could blur the line between film and gaming -- and become a whole new sub-genre of storytelling. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/slay-day-interactive-slasher-movie-fall-2026-release-1236598489/ Ric Flair admitted he got "bad information" when he alleged that "street drugs" were responsible for Hulk Hogan's death. https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/ric-flair-admits-he-got-bad-information-about-hulk-hogans-death/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:IN THEATERS:"Five Nights at Freddy's 2" (PG-13) This movie takes place a year after the first film, where we learned that the animatronic mascots were all possessed by the souls of murdered children. In this one, we're introduced to a major antagonist from the video games called The Marionette after Josh Hutherson's little sister answers a call for help and attempts to reunite with her animatronic friends. "Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair" (R) Quentin Tarantino's extended cut merges Volumes 1 and 2, and adds another 25 minutes of material for a total runtime of nearly five hours. (281 minutes) The movie originally came out over 20 years ago, in 2003 and 2004. It stars Uma Thurman as "The Bride", a woman seeking revenge for being attacked on her wedding day and losing her unborn child. Keith Carradine is Bill, Michael Madsen is his brother, and Bill's team of femme fatale assassins include Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox, and Daryl Hannah. Jane Seymour admitted feeling nervous about topless scene with Owen Wilson in "Wedding Crashers". https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/jane-seymour-says-wedding-crashers-nude-scene-made-owen-wilson-nervous/ AND FINALLYFavorite Christmas movies by state … A new survey asked 2000 Americans what their favorite holiday flicks are and then determined which is the absolute favorite in each state. The big winner is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, which is the favorite in 31 states. A Christmas Story is the top choice in 10 states. And Home Alone claimed five states. So, what are the other four states watching? Arkansas loves How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Wyoming is all about Elf, Rhode Island's favorite is The Holiday, and Oklahoma picked The Santa Clause. https://pixlparade.com/what-is-the-most-popular-christmas-movie-by-state/ AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

KNBR Podcast
12-4 Dirty Work Hour 4: a sound soiree featuring Jon Gruden, the return of the Crap section, & we put the show to bed 1 year in

KNBR Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2025 29:27


12-4 Dirty Work Hour 4: a sound soiree featuring Jon Gruden, the return of the Crap section, & we put the show to bed 1 year inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Spotify Dropped Their Annual Wrapped Lists and Scott Weiland Drops New Single

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2025 32:13


MUSICA previously unreleased song from Scott Weiland is out today (Wednesday) to mark the 10th anniversary of his death. This must have been a real meet-cute: John Popper from Blues Traveler is married to a woman he stole from Ron Jeremy at a nudist camp. https://people.com/blues-traveler-john-popper-reveals-he-married-wife-sherri-last-year-20-years-after-meeting-at-a-nudist-colony-11861587 TV'Euphoria is arriving next spring! https://deadline.com/2024/12/euphoria-eseason-3-the-white-lotus-premiere-date-1236193255/ A federal judge has sentenced Dr. Salvador Plasencia to two and a half years in prison for distributing ketamine to actor Matthew Perry before his 2023 fatal overdose. The 44-year-old physician — known in court documents as “Dr. P” — pleaded guilty in July to four counts of illegal drug distribution.Court records show Plasencia supplied multiple vials to the Friends star and at times personally administered injections, even in a parked car, despite knowing the actor was vulnerable due to addiction.In handing down sentence, Judge Sherilyn Peace Garnett condemned the doctor's actions. “You and others helped Mr. Perry on the road to such an ending by continuing to feed his ketamine addiction,” she said. Lori Loughlin, fired from Hallmark Channel due to college admissions bribery scandal, returning to show When Calls the HeartLoughlin charged with paying $500,000 in bribes to get her daughters into USC as fake athletic recruits. https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/tv/news/lori-loughlin-when-calls-the-heart-return-college-scandal-b2877602.html It's official! Glen Powell and Chad Powers are returning for a second season! youtu.be/_nFZMD8FMM0?si=ugD_XzJYwh_uYQjm CBS executives are considering Hoda Kotb (COT-Bee) as a potential successor to Gayle King on a new show. https://www.realitytea.com/2025/12/03/hoda-kotb-replace-new-show-reason/ Casting for the U.K. version of “Saturday Night Live” is currently in progress, with candidates being asked to cast each sketch with a potential SNL guest host. https://variety.com/2025/tv/global/saturday-night-live-uk-casting-well-underway-sky-exec-1236598283/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:CM Punk has joined the cast of a Netflix rom-com based on the novel "The Bodyguard" by Katherine Center. https://deadline.com/2025/12/cm-punk-cast-netflix-film-the-bodyguard-1236634016/ AND FINALLYIn case you haven't seen it all over social media, Spotify dropped their annual Wrapped lists yesterday. Bad Bunny reclaimed his spot as the most-streamed artist in the world. He's also the first artist to win that title FOUR times. Here's are some Top 3 highlights from the Global and U.S. charts:Top Global Artists:1. Bad Bunny2. Taylor Swift3. The Weeknd Top Global Songs:1. "Die with a Smile", Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars2. "Birds of a Feather", Billie Eilish3. "APT.", ROSÉ and Bruno Mars Top Global Albums:1. "DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS", Bad Bunny2. "KPop Demon Hunters" soundtrack3. "Hit Me Hard and Soft", Billie EilishTop U.S. Artists:1. Taylor Swift (This is her third year in a row.)2. Drake3. Morgan Wallen Top U.S. Albums:1. "I'm the Problem", Morgan Wallen2. "SOS Deluxe: Lana", SZA3. "DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS", Bad Bunny Top U.S. Podcasts:1. "The Joe Rogan Experience"2. "This Past Weekend with Theo Von"3. "The Mel Robbins Podcast"4. "Call Her Daddy"5. "Crime Junkie" AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mac Attack Podcast
Mac & Bone - Random Segment of Crap

The Mac Attack Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2025 9:17 Transcription Available


In Thursday's Random Crap, we get an update on Juice Kiffin, Bryce Young slanders cranberry sauce as a Thanksgiving side dish, James Franklin trolls Penn State after National Signing Day, and the TV numbers from Thanksgiving sporting events are out See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Do You Agree With The Ten Kimmandments?

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2025 28:08


MUSICApple Music released its year-end data, and 2025 was good to Kendrick Lamar. He and SZA had the top song of the year in the U.S., with "Luther". Morgan Wallen had a good year, too. We discuss the the Top 10:On the Global chart, the #1 song was "APT." by ROSE and Bruno Mars. "Luther" came in second. Even though Kendrick had a great year, he did NOT accomplish his main goal, which was to END DRAKE. He was Apple's most-streamed artist GLOBALLY in 2025. Willie Nelson is tired of the internet trying to kill him off . . . and he finally said so in the most Willie way possible. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/12/01/willie-nelson-sounds-off-on-the-endless-amount-of-ai-slop-about-him-if-you-believe-those-death-stories-one-more-time/ Think you can dodge Wham! this holiday season? Think again. Whamageddon is the ultimate holiday survival game. The challenge? Make it till Christmas Eve without hearing Wham!'s “Last Christmas.” Sounds easy, right? Nope. This song is everywhere, from here on the radio to shops to the dentist's office. The rules are simple: if you hear the original 1984 version of the song, you're out and have to post your fail to #Whamageddon. But covers and remixes? Totally safe. The song is hard to escape … So, be careful out there. And good luck! https://www.aol.com/articles/think-beat-whamageddon-dodge-one-205519330.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9zdGF0aWNzLnRlYW1zLmNkbi5vZmZpY2UubmV0Lw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAE4LKFNU0obfYftLM3HS0I3IXT_4AMPdBHCN-dMHo1M-dws6Qq0VHTcF4fc2qyJdxXb02DCE_XrcWpU8FOGBgHrgBwDq-gfmY3loC0GtJOf9JCAIbMJrXuLpwLMz2lUYMDjtFC5REf3ACTxe5qsAYFGl2jfiv__btgFG-1mFXoNi TVThe Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting: The famous tree will be lit tonight during Christmas in Rockefeller Center, a two-hour special airing live from New York City on NBC and simulcast on Peacock. Reba McEntire is hosting the event, which includes performances by Marc Anthony, Halle Bailey, Michael Bublé, Kristin Chenoweth, Laufey, New Edition, Brad Paisley, Carly Pearce, Gwen Stefani, and the Radio City Rockettes. The tree will remain on display until mid-January 2026. "Full House" star Dave Coulier is going through another health battle. He beat Stage 3 Non-Hodgkin lymphoma seven months ago, and in October, doctors found TONGUE cancer during a routine scan. Dave shared the news on "Today" yesterday. Quote, "It turned out that I have P16 squamous carcinoma at the base of my tongue. I said to the doctors, 'Well, did this happen because of the lymphoma?' And they said, 'Totally unrelated.'" https://www.today.com/health/news/dave-coulier-tongue-cancer-rcna245598 "Stranger Things 5" had the second-biggest premiere of any Netflix original series. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/stranger-things-5-premiere-week-ratings-netflix-1236438569/ David Letterman will interview Michael B. Jordan, Mr. Beast, and Jason Bateman on the new season of "My Next Guest Needs No Introduction". https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/letterman-netflix-guests-michael-b-jordan-mrbeast-jason-bateman-1236439487/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS: If you keep up with Quentin Tarantino, you probably already know his deep love for "Toy Story 3". So it'll come as no surprise to see it on his list of the Top 20 Movies of the 21st Century. Tarantino set only one rule for himself: Only one film per director. Chuck Norris, at 85 years old, is still focused on fitness and recently posted a workout update on Instagram. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/chuck-norris-at-85-workout-update-didnt-know-i-needed AND FINALLYHate her or love her, you can't deny that Kim Kardashian knows a thing or two about business. That's why she has her own MasterClass launching tomorrow. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/02/kim-kardashian-masterclass-business-ten-kimmandments/There's a sneak peek online that includes what she calls her Ten Kimmandments to building your brand and business.AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: The USA's Ranking of Christmas Movies as of 2025 and Eras Tour Is Out Again

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 27:10


MUSICThe trailer for Taylor Swift's "The Eras Tour: The Final Show" is out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1MO3bRG9qw Aerosmith have joined The Rolling Stones as the only groups to have scored new Top 10 albums in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s and 20s.Their EP with Yungblud, One More Time, bows at number-nine on the new Billboard 200 chart dated December 5th. It's the 10th Top 10 album overall.Their previous Top 10 albums are 1976's Rocks, 1989's Pump, 1993's Get a Grip, 1994's Big Ones, 1997's Nine Lives, 2001's Just Push Play, 2002's O, Yeah! Ultimate Aerosmith Hits, 2004's Honkin' On Bobo and 2012's Music From Another Dimension!Other acts besides Aerosmith and the Stones to do it are Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and James Taylor. Also, in Aerosmith news: the Rock ‘n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith at Disney World's Hollywood Studios is going to be rethemed as Rock ‘n' Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets, opening in 2026. https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/2025/12/01/something-big-is-missing-at-rock-n-roller-coaster-in-disneys-hollywood-studios/ The war of words between the Osbournes and Roger Waters has extended into the realm of merch. Ozzy Osbourne's online store is selling a limited-edition T-shirt through Wednesday morning that features "Ozzy Rules" spray painted over Waters' name and a bunch of bricks that look similar to Waters' 1990 album The Wall - Live in Berlin. Johnny Cash's estate is taking Coca Cola to court, and the reason is pretty wild. https://theboot.com/ixp/204/p/johnny-cash-coca-cola-lawsuit/ TVIf you think Amy Schumer's husband is enjoying her new glow-up, you might be wrong. Because it sounds like she's not taking him along on her new journey. https://www.instagram.com/p/DRqeXqIjiIY/?img_index=1 · TOP TALK SHOWS GUESTS:Jimmy Fallon has singer Reba McEntire, musical guests Of Monsters and MenStephen Colbert has musical guets Drive-By Truckers & Jason IsbellDON'T MISS TV:CMA Country Christmas (ABC)TMZ Presents: TMZ's Most Outrageous Moments of 2025 (FOX)Kimora: Back in the Fab Lane (E! - series premiere)WHAT TO STREAM: Sean Combs: The Reckoning (Netflix - limited series)5-Star (Paramount+ - series premiere)All listings are subject to change. MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Wicked hard to get these dolls … If you're hoping to get someone one of American Girl's limited-edition Wicked dolls — Elphaba with her green skin and Glinda in full sparkle — expect to pay top dollar. AND FINALLYHome Alone has been named the UK's favorite Christmas film in a new poll by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC), with 20% of the vote. https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/films/news/home-alone-favourite-christmas-film-b2875691.html The USA's Ranking of Christmas Movies as of 2025 https://ultimateclassicrock.com/christmas-movies-theaters-december-2025/ https://www.imdb.com/list/ls086443428/ AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Behind The Bunker's Podcast
Episode 598: Useless Paintball Crap?! EP 595

Behind The Bunker's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 60:42


The hosts dive into paintball basics for beginners, breaking down the sport into approachable steps. They explain the essential gear (marker/gun, hopper, tank, protective mask) and highlight what newcomers often overlook—like the importance of a well-fitting mask and reliable loader system.Next, they cover the fundamental rules and game formats: capture the flag, elimination, scenario play. They emphasize safety protocols (never removing your mask on the field, always chronograph your marker to legal FPS, clear communication). They also stress field etiquette—don't move thrown bunkers, call your hits honestly, and respect referees.They then shift into strategy tips: how to pick your playing style (aggressive front-player vs. back-field support), coordinate with teammates, and use the available bunkers/cover effectively. A good tip: keep your body low, pop out for shots, and always move quickly between cover to avoid being an easy target.The hosts share some common rookie mistakes—shooting wildly rather than taking aimed bursts, failing to reload/have backup paint, focusing too much on your own play instead of good team positioning. They recommend new players practice first in low-pressure games, watch experienced players, and ask for feedback.Finally, they talk about choosing your first marker: set budget, reliability, ease of maintenance, and the local field's rental gear—sometimes starting with rentals is a smart move until you know you're invested. They wrap up by encouraging listeners to get out on the field, learn by doing, and enjoy the camaraderie and fun of paintball rather than stressing perfect play.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: The Metal Hall of Fame Class of 2026 & Then There's Flea

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 26:38


MUSICFlea of Red Hot Chili Peppers has launched his own YouTube channel. His first video is called “Thinkin” and it shows him playing a trumpet for a toddler. https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialFlea Saturday night in Mexico City, Limp Bizkit played their first show since bassist Sam Rivers's death on October 18th. The show opened with a video tribute to Rivers set to the band's song "Drown." The members, along with fill-in bassist Richie Buxton, stood on stage and watched the video before they started their set with "Break Stuff."Mariah Carey rakes in more than $2.5 million in royalties . . . EVERY YEAR . . . from "All I Want for Christmas Is You". TVIf I asked you to name a celebrity who demonstrates ABOVE AVERAGE BRAIN POWER . . . who comes to mind? If you immediately started thinking about "The Kardashians", you might want to sit down for this . . . https://people.com/kim-kardashian-learns-she-has-low-brain-activity-new-scan-11858713 David Letterman‘s next subject on his Netflix interview series My Next Guest Needs No Introduction is Adam Sandler. https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/david-letterman-interview-adam-sandler-my-next-guest-1236582481/ The stage is set for Super Bowl 60 on February 8 in Santa Clara, California. https://www.nfl.com/news/charlie-puth-brandi-carlile-coco-jones-to-perform-ahead-of-super-bowl-lx-kickoff?campaign=nfl-np-af-pa-2018653&affiliateId=3782&affiliateCustomId=01GJFNK1PCSM64316DS43XCZ31_01KBCSH3S4SRX0N1HCV3SQEXT0&clickId=5292093398 Home Improvement star Zachery Ty Bryan was arrested Saturday in Eugene, Oregon — the sixth time in five years — for allegedly violating the probation tied to a prior domestic-violence conviction.The 44-year-old remained held without bail at Lane County Jail and is scheduled for possible release on Wednesday. His fiancée, Johnnie Faye Cartwright, was also arrested and faces five charges, including DUI, reckless endangering and attempted first-degree assault.Bryan's legal troubles include multiple arrests in recent years — from DUI charges in 2024 to a 2023 felony assault conviction and prior domestic-violence cases. MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Disney's animated sequel Zootopia 2 dominated the domestic box office with $156 million in North America. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/zootopia-2-rules-thanksgiving-box-office-1236437850/ The holidays are here, and Tom Cruise‘s famous Christmas cake has joined the conversation! https://www.goldbelly.com/restaurants/doans-bakery/white-chocolate-coconut-bundt-cake· AND FINALLY The Metal Hall of Fame has announced its Class of 2026:Former WASP guitarist Chris HolmesLA Guns founder Tracii GunsRatt guitarist Warren DiMartiniPoison drummer Rikki RockettFormer MTV 'Headbangers Ball' host Riki RachtmanA celebration is planned for January 21st in Los Angeles. "We invite all the fans to join us in celebrating the '80s," says Metal Hall of Fame founder/CEO Pat Gesualdo. "Get ready to unleash your inner metal spirit, and dress in leather, studs, big hair and all the metal you can handle."https://loudwire.com/metal-hall-of-fame-2026-induction-class/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rise Guys
WHERE'S ALL THIS CRAP GOING? LITERALLY: HOUR THREE

The Rise Guys

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 37:20


Who invented sanitation? Literally where does all of our shit go? Mariah Carey makes so much damn money this time of year, off that one damn song

Donna & Steve
Monday 12/1 Hour 3 - Crap Wrappers

Donna & Steve

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 39:09


Ed Sheeran addresses the state of his friendship with Taylor Swift, what the set of Hogwarts from Harry Potter smells like (according to the actors) and weird holiday traditions that are normal for your family.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: What's a movie where the villain is much cooler than the hero?

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 27:47


MUSICSublime are getting into the traveling festival business.The band's Me Gusta festival will start May 9th in Fort Worth, Texas and is billed as featuring a "lineup hand-picked to represent the crossroads of reggae and punk." There's a date also slated for June 27th at a city to be announced in Oregon, with more dates to be revealed soon.The Me Gusta name comes from the band's song "Caress Me Down" and the line "me gusta mi reggae, me gusta punk rock." https://www.megustafest.com/ New releases from Billie Eilish, Billy Joel, Sammy Hagar, Talking Heads and Warren Zevon are among the highlights of Record Store Day's Black Friday lineup.There are 175 limited-edition items on either vinyl or CD slated to drop that day. Check out the complete list at RecordStoreDay.com, or read on for our Top 25 picks.Cage the Elephant - Live From The Vic - 2-LP. This was recorded in 2011 at the famed Chicago venue.Creed - Live in San Antonio (11/14/1999) - 2-LP. This is Creed's first live album. Billie Eilish - Live - 10-inch EP. Live recordings from Amazon's Songline series, never before released physically.Fleetwood Mac - Fleetwood Mac: Live 1975 - 2-LP This captured parts of two shows on the band's first tour with Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham.INXS - Live From Royal Albert Hall, London, 1986 - LP. This was recorded in June 1986. Jelly Roll - Beautifully Broken (Pickin' Up The Pieces) - LP. This features 13 tracks from the digital deluxe version of Jelly Roll's 2024 album, Beautifully Broken. Van Halen - Live at Wembley 1995 - LP. This features eight tracks recorded at London's Wembley Stadium on June 24th, 1995 on the Balance TourScott Weiland - "If I Could Fly"/"Barbarella (Live)" - 7-inch. This features a previously unreleased song from the late Stone Temple Pilots singer. TV The 2025 CMA Awards pulled in 6.04 million viewers on ABC last week. That's an all-time low. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/11/25/cma-awards-hit-another-all-time-ratings-low-in-2025/ Check out the first teaser for the four-part docuseries, "Sean Combs: The Reckoning", produced by his rival 50 Cent. It hits Netflix on December 2nd. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-news/netflix-diddy-documentary-50-cent-trailer-release-date-1236435362/ Guy Fieri ripped his quad muscle in half, and has to use a wheelchair for eight weeks. https://nypost.com/2025/11/25/entertainment/guy-fieri-hospitalized-after-quad-exploded-during-flavor-town-food-fight-shoot/ Dr. J.D. Dorian and Scrubs are coming back! https://decider.com/2025/11/24/abc-shares-first-look-at-scrubs-reboot-footage-inside-retrospective-promo-see-the-sacred-heart-gang-back-in-action/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:AMC Theatres has announced an intriguing deal for popcorn lovers on Cyber Monday, they're selling an "AMC Popcorn Pass", which gets you a 50% discount on a large popcorn every day of the week . . . plus one free refill per day. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/popcorn-amc-theatres-offers-half-off-discount-pass-1236435291/ AND FINALLYWhat's a movie where the villain is much cooler than the hero?" https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1p53ija/whats_a_movie_where_the_villain_is_much_cooler/ A song to ‘play us out' – people are listening to our show and taking our creativity. There is a new country song about how there's no kids named Gary anymore… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm3gYqKehAAND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Shocking 100 Best Comedy Movies Of All Time

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2025 29:37


MUSICThe Evolution festival is hitting pause on their event in 2026, only three years after is started in Forest Park. KSKD reports, it's reasoning due to several major events scheduled, including the United States' 250th birthday, the World Cup, and the Olympics taking place next year. https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/st-louis-evolution-festival-on-pause-for-2026/63-1b79edd2-5675-4646-b613-877de03274ec Not only will The Vans Warped Tour come to DC, Long Beach and Orlando next summer. it's going international with stops in Montreal and Mexico City. https://www.vanswarpedtour.com/RIP: Reggae music legend Jimmy Cliff, known for hits like “You Can Get It If You Really Want” and “I Can See Clearly Now”, has passed away at the age of 81. https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/music/news/jimmy-cliff-dead-age-cause-songs-reggae-b2871220.html TVNetflix will release tomorrow night volume one of Stranger Things season five. These four episodes become available at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific.The Duffer Brothers, who created the iconic series, named four episodes to rewatch. These episodes reveal critical details and set the stage for the fifth and final season. Season 2, Episode 4: “Will the Wise” and Episode 6: “The Spy”Season 4, Episode 7: “Massacre at Hawkins Lab” and Episode 9: “Piggyback”If you have time to revisit just one episode, choose “Massacre at Hawkins Lab.” Volume One arrives in about 36 hours. Episodes of the four seasons totals 35 hours, if you're feeling ambitious. Volume 2 drops on Christmas Day and the two-hour series finale of Stranger Things will stream the evening of New Year's Eve and simultaneously in movie theaters. (The Hollywood Reporter) When to serve Thanksgiving dinner … Martha Stewart has spoken, and she says Thanksgiving dinner should officially be served at 2 p.m. She claims it keeps people from hovering in the kitchen all morning like starving vultures and helps the whole day flow better. You eat early, hang out, watch football, play games, and still have room for dessert later on. And if you get hungry again at night? Bring out the leftovers for Round Two. Who are we to argue with Martha?Retro gamer beer glass … The old school gaming company Atari just dropped something that's both nostalgic and completely unnecessary — a beer glass stamped with the retro 3D Atari logo. The glass holds 20 ounces, comes with a comfy handle — and isn't cheap. This thing clocks in at $35, which might be a high price for a beer glass, but a bargain when you consider all the memories formed playing Atari games back in the day.MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Tara Reid says she was at a hotel outside of Chicago early Sunday morning when somebody slipped a drug in her drink. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUgY5o27jt0 Scarlett Johansson is set to star in the next installment of The Exorcist from writer-director Mike Flanagan. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/scarlett-johansson-exorcist-horror-movie-mike-flanagan-1236434673/#recipient_hashed=b92941641788d15805f03b377d572994d12bdade7478975c93d0143007f01373&recipient_salt=e829000bb0b218c27fbd0c12f4a38481876a8ab041cc990efde89259509b9611&utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=Breaking%20News&utm_content=648608_11-24-2025&utm_term=56896?utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=1764020721-Breaking+News&utm_content=648608_11-24-2025&utm_id=648608· It's been a big year for Jonathan Bailey. https://people.com/people-sexiest-man-alive-jonathan-bailey-highest-grossing-box-office-star-2025-11855685?taid=69248e272b51bd0001bd718f&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com AND FINALLY"Variety" put together a list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time. But they put "Airplane!" at #62, which may invalidate the entire list outright. https://variety.com/lists/best-comedy-movies-all-time/AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Missing Couch Found At Ray Romano's Home & Lawsuits Dismissed

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 37:44


MUSICBook dealer Glenn Horowitz's lawsuit against Eagles' Don Henley and manager Irving Azhoff has been dismissed. https://ultimateclassicrock.com/don-henley-hotel-california-trial-lawsuit/ An overzealous fan accidentally yanked out four dreadlocks from the back of Lenny Kravitz's head during his show Friday in Brisbane, Australia. In a video posted after the show, he said, “You know how hard you've got to pull to rip those out of my head? Damn, baby.” It occurred while he walked through the audience playing “Let Love Rule.” But, the incident won't deter him, as he adds, “I'm not going to stop coming out there for ‘Let Love Rule' because that's our moment together.” Up next is Melbourne on Tuesday. https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/lenny-kravitz-dreadlocks-brisbane-1236120504/ The opera version of Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness had its debut with performances Friday and Saturday night at the Civic Opera House in Chicago. And while Billy Corgan was listed as a star attraction at A Night of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness staged by the Lyric Opera, he only sang on four of the night's 19 songs -- "Thirty-Three," "1979," "To Forgive" and a second version of "Tonight Tonight" that closed both evenings. (The original 1995 album has 28 songs.) https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/billy-corgan/2025/civic-opera-house-chicago-il-b58955a.html Tool kicked off their new tour in Auckland, New Zealand over the weekend, surprising fans by playing several songs the band hadn't performed live in two decades. TV CBS rebuilt the set of "Everybody Loves Raymond" for tonight's 30th anniversary reunion special. But in order to do it right, they had to ask Ray Romano to return a certain item he stole when the show wrapped: The floral couch. https://www.aol.com/articles/ray-romano-reveals-1-item-140000257.html Kevin Spacey is shedding light on his living situation after a media report claimed that he was “homeless.” https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/23/kevin-spacey-clarifying-homeless-rumor/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Wicked: For Good met box office expectations over the weekend. https://variety.com/2025/film/box-office/wicked-for-good-box-office-opening-weekend-record-1236590025/ In some weird way that doesn't really make sense, Matthew McConaughey says he found his wife, Camila Alves after a "wet dream." https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/matthew-mcconaughey-details-wild-wet-031016183.html?guccounter=1AND FINALLYRobert Plant did one of those Tiny Desk Concerts for NPR. https://www.loudersound.com/bands-artists/watch-robert-plant-perform-led-zeppelins-gallows-pole-during-tiny-desk-concert-set AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on social media for more from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow. Heard daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: From Fugees To Fugitive & Superman Breaks A World Record!

The Rizzuto Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2025 29:34


MUSICPras Michel, a founding member of the hip-hop group the Fugees, was sentenced Thursday to 14 years in federal prison for illegally funneling millions of dollars in foreign money into U.S. political campaigns.A jury found him guilty in April 2023 of 10 counts, including conspiracy and acting as an unregistered foreign agent, in connection with a scheme involving Malaysian financier Jho Low.The judge rejected prosecutors' call for a life sentence, but described Michel's conduct as “brazen.” Nine Inch Nails drummer Josh Freese will release a new album next Friday, November 28th.Just a Minute, Vol. 2, which will be out on Pearl Jam guitarist Stone Gossard's Loosegroove Records, is the follow-up to 2021's Vol. 1, which contained 20 one-minute songs. Freese will hit the road next month for three shows with Weezer in Australia in which he will play guitar. He will be back behind the drums for the Nine Inch Nails' Peel It Back tour, which starts February 5th in New Orleans.Quick Hits:Documentary One Shot With Ed Sheeran hits Netflix.Stage played and autographed Gibson Guitars from Kirk Hammett of Metallica, Halestorm, Rise Against, Cheap Trick, and Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo auctioned at Julien's Auctions' Played, Worn & Torn event.Jonas Brothers, Isley Brothers, David Bryan (Bon Jovi) among those inducted into New Jersey Hall of Fame. NEW ALBUMS OUTAerosmith and Yungblud teamed up for the five-song One More Time EP.Def Leppard's latest live release, Diamond Star Halos Life From Sheffield, is available in multiple formats.KISS's Alive Super Deluxe Edition expands the band's 1975 breakthrough with additional shows recorded on that tour.The Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness 30th Anniversary Edition is a four-CD or six-LP set with previously unreleased live tracks. TVThe Academy Awards wants us to be prepared with extra snacks before the 2026 ceremony. https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/2026-oscars-broadcast-include-24-awards-including-new-127685530 "I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not" premieres on CNN New Year's Day, then will stream on their app. https://ew.com/chevy-chase-admits-mistake-leave-snl-new-documentary-11850147 Kim Kardashian revealed that she was the winning bidder for her father's old Bible, which he gave to O.J. Simpson after he was arrested for murder. She paid $80,276 for it. Superman comic shatters world record … A super-rare copy of Superman No. 1 sold for $9.12 million at Heritage Auctions, making it officially the most expensive comic book ever. That $9.12 million price tag didn't just beat the previous record. It crushed it. The previous record? "Only" $6 million for an Action Comics No. 1 sold in 2024. The record-breaking Superman No. 1 was found tucked away in a California attic by three brothers after their mother passed away. It turns out, she quietly stored away some serious comic treasure -- to the tune of nine million bucks. https://sports.yahoo.com/article/superman-no-1-becomes-most-183000973.html?guccounter=1 MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:IN THEATERS:Wicked: For Good (Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Michelle Yeoh) The late Chadwick Boseman was honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/20/entertainment/chadwick-boseman-hollywood-walk-of-fame Our first official look at the next Hunger Games movie is finally here! https://variety.com/2025/film/trailers/hunger-games-sunrise-on-reaping-first-look-haymitch-1236442928/ Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, and Josh Gad have reportedly scored big pay days to return for "Frozen 3" and "Frozen 4". The voices of Anna, Elsa, and Olaf will be paid over $60 million each for the two sequels. https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/frozen-stars-reportedly-score-60m-salaries-for-2-new-movies/ AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on social media for more from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow. Heard daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rizzuto Show
Crap On Extra: Billy Corgan Huge Celebration Event & Legendary Country Star Getting In The Gas Station Market

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Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2025 31:09


MUSICBack in March, Billy Corgan announced that he would celebrate the 30th anniversary of The Smashing Pumpkins' third album, 1995's Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, with a seven-night run at the Lyric Opera of Chicago. Billed as A Night of Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness, the first of the seven nights is this Friday and it features Corgan and a group of guest artists backed by the Lyric Opera of Chicago Orchestra and Chorus performing orchestral and operatic versions of the 28 songs from the double album. Tom Morello has bad news for Audioslave fans. He says the surviving members are "no closer" to releasing unheard material featuring late singer Chris Cornell. https://ultimateclassicrock.com/tom-morello-audioslave-unheard-material/ Zach Bryan just posted a long message on Instagram saying that he's been sober for almost two months. He told fans this isn't some "greater than thou sentiment," and he knows he is lucky, but he wanted to speak up because so many people struggle in silence. Zach said a long motorcycle trip across the country helped him see he "really needed" support. https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2025/11/19/zach-bryan-health-sobriety-essay/87351087007/ · San Francisco's iconic rock spot, The Phoenix Hotel, which welcomed everyone from Neil Young to David Bowie and Kurt Cobain, is closing its doors for good after four decades this January.https://ultimateclassicrock.com/phoenix-san-francisco-rock-star-hotel-closing/ MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:"Wicked: For Good" hits theaters tomorrow. If you haven't already caught an early screening, there are five key scenes in "The Wizard of Oz" you might want to revisit. https://people.com/wizard-of-oz-scenes-watch-before-wicked-for-good-11852342 Kevin Spacey says his current financial situation isn't great, and he's homeless. He lives in hotels and Airbnbs as he "goes where the work is." A sequel to "The Family Stone" is in the works. Thomas Bezucha, who directed the 2005 holiday classic, had been working on a follow-up since before Keaton's death. https://people.com/family-stone-sequel-in-the-works-honor-diane-keaton-after-death-11852936 BODY TALK:They don't call him The Shat for nothing. William Shatner once pooped his pants during a Broadway show, and it wasn't that long ago. https://youtu.be/NcigPUrSb74 Olivia Munn had a really bad experience involving sushi, a bathtub, and her stomach, as she explained on the "Today" show. https://ew.com/olivia-munn-projectile-vomited-in-airport-after-eating-sushi-in-bath-11852930· AND FINALLYThe Billboard staff has compiled its list of "The 50 Best Rock Bands." https://www.billboard.com/lists/best-rock-bands/50-red-hot-chili-peppers/ AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!Follow The Rizzuto Show @rizzshow on social media for more from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show online at 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow. Heard daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Crap On Extra: Slipknot's Big Pay Day & New Song Cold Beer!

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Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 41:47


MUSICSlipknot have sold a majority stake in their catalog for $120 million in a deal with HarbourView Equity Partners. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-industry-news/slipknot-sells-catalog-to-harbourview-1236429056/ Ariana Grande will embark on her "The Eternal Sunshine Tour" in limited cities next year, and it may be a long time until you see her on tour. That's what she told Amy Poehler recently. Shinedown have released "Searchlight," the song they performed last month at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville. At the show, singer Brent Smith introduced it by saying, "Sometimes when you listen close enough to the universe and you're willing to receive something from it — a song can come out of thin air. We didn't find this one, it found us."Guns N' Roses, Foo Fighters and My Chemical Romance are among the more than 160 bands announced for the Welcome to Rockville festival in Daytona Beach, Florida from May 7th through the 10th. The bill also includes Bring Me the Horizon, Five Finger Death Punch, The Offspring, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, Staind, Alice Cooper, Coheed and Cambria, Black Label Society, Jason Bonham's Led Zeppelin Evening, Tom Morello and many, many others. https://welcometorockville.com/ Disney Plus has dropped its first trailer for the updated Beatles doc, 'Anthology', restoring and remastering ABC's 1995 special. https://societyofrock.com/beatles-anthology-series-trailer/ TVWalton Goggins posed nude for "GQ's" Men of the Year issue. https://www.gq.com/story/walton-goggins-on-rebirth-and-near-death New console plays original N64 cartridges … Retro gamers rejoice! A new console – called the Analogue 3D – plays all those Nintendo 64 cartridges you may still have. The engineers designed this thing to bring the old games to life on modern TVs. They even included a pair of tiny game cartridge cleaners, which require just a little swipe to freshen up the dust and grime on the metal pins. MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:Billy Bob Thornton is talking about an infamous pop culture moment from his past relationship with Angelina Jolie. https://people.com/billy-bob-thornton-explains-famous-blood-vial-necklaces-with-angelina-jolie-that-was-one-of-the-greatest-times-of-my-life-11851532 Liev Schreiber was hospitalized in New York on Sunday. https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/liev-schreiber-hospitalized-in-new-york-city-after-health-scare/?link_source=ta_thread_link&taid=691c6e0387ea5e0001e7f8ee&utm_campaign=true_anthem_usweekly&utm_medium=social&utm_source=threads.net Mary Steenburgen actually ate spaghetti with maple syrup during the filming of "Elf"There are also, she added, moments she won't ever forget — like filming the scene in which her character enjoys a plate of spaghetti made by Buddy the Elf (played by Ferrell) and topped with chocolate, candy, and maple syrup."That first scene of the dinner, that's the very first scene in the movie," Steenburgen said on Today of the scene, which begins with Buddy chugging an entire 2-liter of soda. "And I wasn't yet used to anything of the way he was dressed. And I broke up so many times during that scene. Plus, while eating spaghetti with maple syrup." "I actually did eat it. I've had worse, but it's not my dream food." AND FINALLYA new country song was just released called "Cold Beer" from the "There I Ruined It" guys. It's a mashup of 50 different country artists singing the phrase "cold beer" over and over. (Which country stars do you hear in the song?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR2pslqKNP8 AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.