Chicken Pi: Twisted tales intended for a mature audience. Horror, sci-fi, sci-fi/horror, and WTF. Be sure to subscribe to Chicken Pi; more twisted tales will be added.

Cuddle up with your favorite pussy in "Kitty, Kitty". (Explicit content.)

What's more fun than a post-apocalypse vignette? "Givin' the Dog a Bone."

In North America, obesity is a big problem. In "Sweet Treats", the problem takes on new dimensions.

"Bloody Valor": a Napoleonic vampire tale--'nuff said. (Intended for a mature audience.)

Mozart in the jungle--just like natives pounding drums in parliament. Explorer Bernard Claxton is a survivor in ``Civilised Men``.

In "The Prophet", Arzona Cubbin comes to a stark realization: fact or faith, it doesn't matter how you view your existence--and it never has.

Exactly what happened at that rageous party last night? Spanky's on a mission to find out in "A Fistful of Rubber" ("The Hangover" has nothing on this tale).

That throbbing in your head. . . another migraine headache? Or maybe it's something else. "Psychics" will let you know.

Do you read the newspaper? “Current Events” suggests you should. Fore-warned is fore-armed (not that it will do you any good).

“The Old Way” takes a twisted look at infidelity. (This story contains scenes of graphic sex and violence.)

Who would have thought the idyllic Alberta foothills could be a hotbed of demonic activity? Baphomet heralds the coming of a hellish new age rife with pestilences in “The Aspen Grove”.

Feeling a bit queasy? Pepto-Bismol won’t help? Maybe that gnawing in your guts is something nastier than a tapeworm. The denizens of Hell violate your sanctity in “Gnarlets and Gorslings”—unless, of course, you shoot straight.

Planned parenthood takes on cosmic meaning in the sci-fi/horror short “Eye Lights”.