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Where we give bad advice and talk about our life experiences all while drinking an array of alcohol.

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    • May 20, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 44 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Church Of Ratch

    Church of Ratch Reacts to Kpop

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 83:17


    It's the season finale and we are talking about something near and dear to us all. Listen as we react to two rookie kpop groups and reminisce on our old favs.

    How (NOT?) To Be An Influencer Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 30:11


    This week we finish up our talk about social media influencing.

    How (NOT?) To Be An Influencer Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 57:01


    This episode we're talking about influencers. Listen to hear about our experiences and opinions.

    Church of Ratch Drags America

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 57:25


    This week we're continuing dragging whole countries with the dragging of America as well as Abraham Lincoln.

    Church of Ratch Drags Europe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 50:12


    In this episode we drag all of Europe as we talk about the passing of Prince Philip and the legacy of the British Monarchy.

    Traveling Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 56:13


    This week we finish our discussion about traveling and reveal our dream destinations.

    Traveling Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 52:39


    Here comes another two parter! This week we're discussing traveling and the unique issues faced when traveling while black

    Church of Ratch reacts to Montero

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 39:21


    This week we're watching Lil Nas X's new video. Was it a hit or miss? Listen to find out our thoughts on the controversial video.

    Interracial Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 81:10


    This episode we talk about our experiences with interracial dating and give our takes on the best practices when it comes to dating.

    Our Favorite Video Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 65:10


    This week we're talking all about video games, past and present.

    How (NOT?) To Be Fashionable

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 54:22


    This week we are talking about fashion, looks we love, the industry itself and our tips amd tricks.

    Puppy Bowl

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 60:50


    Since none of us like football we spent the first sunday in February watching the puppy bowl and talking about pets

    Our Favorite Sci-fi/Fantasy Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 79:37


    This week we finish our discussion about science fiction and fantasy

    Our Favorite Sci-fi/Fantasy Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 59:31


    This week we get a little nerdy and talk about what type of sci-fi and fantasy media we enjoy.

    How (NOT?) To Have Discipline/Consistency

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 79:13


    This week we welcome another guest, full time working mother Ashley for some tips on how to practice discipline and consistency

    A Year In Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 91:10


    It's our anniversary special

    Sexcapades with Renee and Tina

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 55:20


    This week we have two special guests....again! This time we're hearing their crazy sex stories.

    Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 25:23


    This week we have a very special Christmas (?) themed episode where we watch the lifetime/KFC collaboration A Recipe for Seduction.

    Tarot/Astrology with Renee and Tina

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 49:58


    This week we have two special guests join us as we discuss our experiences with tarot and astrology.

    How (NOT?) To Do Your Hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 84:44


    This week we're talking about hair! Products we use, styles we swear by and stigmas we've over come with our natural hair.

    Who Is Your Celebrity Crush?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 63:07


    This week we drunkenly discuss all of the celebrities we have crushed on through the years.

    What's Your Kink?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 44:24


    *****NSFW***** This week we chat about some kinks we like, some we hate and some that are just baffling

    How (NOT?) To Do An Autopsy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 71:11


    On this special Halloween episode we watch the Autopsy of Jane Doe!

    How We Became Friends !!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020 117:47


    Join us for a very special episode! Our Season One Finale!! This week we recall a very toxic relationship with a certain individual, who shall remain nameless, that inadvertently brought us all together!! No sunglasses needed, shade will be provided

    What Anime To Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 79:47


    RIP ACEN2020 Instead of blacking out in a hotel in cosplay we had a much more tame experience this year and just talked about the different anime we've watched. Alcohol was still involved.

    What Dating Apps To Use

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 66:54


    It's time to rank all the dating apps out there! Grab a drink and find out our top picks

    HOEORRER Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 82:32


    This week we made up a word as we recount terrifying tales of our dating mishaps. Grab a drink and listen!

    Where To Go (ChiTown Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 82:38


    In the midst of quarantine we reminisce about our favorite places to go and things to do in the Chicagoland area. BDG WE MISS YOU!!!!!~

    What's Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 48:58


    Come with us down the rabbit hole as we discuss conspiracy theories and make up a few of our own.

    How (NOT?) To Celebrate Easter

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 38:47


    The Easter episode. We talk about our past experiences celebrating the holiday.

    What Makeup Should You Use?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 53:57


    This week we're talking about our best practices and makeup brands we love and recommend.

    How (NOT?) To Deal With Corona

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 68:44


    Time to discuss the elephant in the room! Join us as we drink and give our take on COVID 19

    Hoes Only Tackle Evil People

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 66:10


    This episode we discuss how much we all despise the dreaded 'hotep'. With drinks in hand of course!

    How (NOT?) To Budget

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 51:13


    We discuss different budgeting strategies.

    What (NOT?) To Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 66:42


    We all got together in one room and took a stroll down memory lane discussing all the trash television we used to (or still) consume.

    How (NOT?) To Sext

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 34:32


    We delve into the pitfalls and triumphs (there aren't any right???) of sexting.

    How (NOT?) To Deal With Your Period

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 40:34


    This week we talk about all the ways we cope with the accursed period

    Will You Be My Valentine?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 36:29


    A special Valentine's Day episode of Church of Ratch

    Never Have I Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 64:29


    This week we do something a little different and play the drinking game, never have I ever. Grab your drink of choice and join us! Also give a warm welcome to the Prophet Mariah, and our guest this week, Lin.

    Should You have Children?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2020 59:14


    This week we give our two cents about bringing new life into the world in our own hot mess type of way~

    How (NOT) To Quit Your Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 57:53


    New year new jobs~ If you're thinking of leaving your current place of work then you're in for a treat! We know just how to do it.

    How (NOT?) To Please A Woman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 33:42


    The kink show. We talk about all the ways to please us. Take notes~

    How (NOT)? To Destress From Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2020 65:29


    We share all the ways we like to relax after work while drinking copious amounts of alcohol (of course!) Enjoy the Sermon!!!

    Pilot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2020 25:39


    Happy New Year! We drunkenly discuss resolutions.

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