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Dance Shark, a podcast about everything hosted by three guys who know almost nothing

Dance Shark

  • Sep 30, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
  • 27 EPISODES


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Episode 27 - Goosepumps, Prankster Bigfoot, and California Queens

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 65:04


Originally recorded back in February 2020, the boys take a look at all the things you never asked for and also probably had COVID but didn't realize it. Send us nudes at: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 26 - The Candyman, Swim Shady, and Duane Reads Tweets

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 66:27


Duane kicks his social media career into high-gear with his abuse of strangers on Twitter, while we get back to our roots with some shit about candy! DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 25 - The Mindrapist, Cock Robsters, and Shance Dark

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 65:49


This week is very special as we premiere our bizzaro universe dopplegangers in Shance Dark, as well as a bunch of other random bullshit! If you love it, or if you don't, let us know! DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 24 - Beetlejuice, Humpty Dumpty, and Dance Shark Masterpiece Theater

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 60:16


Dance Shark has once again exceeded all expectations by creating the greatest audio theater experience known to man. Also, we talk about Power Rangers, which is pretty cool. Remind us we rule, at: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Descent" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 23 - Skate World, Food Rituals, and the Sad Life of Poverty Matt

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 60:06


The boys are back again! Feisty, fiery, and focused on bringing you that dance jawn that you know and love! Tell us how ya really feel: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 22 - Conspiracy Owl, Naruto's Dad, and Stephen gets Hot Skin

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 61:49


Get your beak on with the boys this week as we dive into the owls that run our government, and all the things that give Stephen "Hot Skin." As always, tell us literally anything: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 21 - Wizard Shark, Beat Poetry, and More Feet Potato Feet

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 59:32


The juices are flowing again here at Castle DanceShark, so gather round the fireplace, get your swellest gal by your side, and ruin your next family get together with EPISODE 21 of DANCE SHARK. As always: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 20 - Rhotacism, Wrasslin', and The Littler Whittler

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 68:21


We did it, y'all! Twenty episodes of this bullshit! Thanks for sticking with us all these weeks! As a reward, hear us do more of what we do already, but now with arbitrary importance! As always, tell us how ya really feel: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 19 - DongCorp, French Accents, and Duane Bangs Miracle Whip

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 62:45


We tackle the terrible truths of aging, the toll of our physical entertainment, and things we put out genitals in. All this and more! Tell us your feelz! DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 18 - Nineties Nostalgia, Dangueroni Piza, and The Skeletons under Our Houses

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 64:03


We're getting older, and as we creep ever onward to the grave, we think back on upon the glories of our youth, and dwell upon the bones we leave behind. Cat bones. Under the house. Tell us your fears: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast/ facebook.com/DanceShark/ twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 17 - Dance Bark, the Lord's Spoons, and the Terror of Tim Taylor

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 60:56


Get ready for some Home Improvement with the sweet sounds of the boys in your ears and butts. Tell us your darkest fears at: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 16 - Cockodiles, Time Jail, and Us Eating Candy for 10 Minutes

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2019 60:58


Imagine yourself trapped in Hell for 50% longer than you'd think, and you're pretty close to this weeks episode. Catch up with the saga of Umopuun and listen to harsh mouth noises. For the love of god, contact us with any nonsense you want. DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 15 - Dance Shark LIVE

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 66:59


Join us for a very special episode of Dance Shark, performed for a live audience at our house! We're drunker than usual and far less coordinated! DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com @dancesharkpodcast www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 14 - Croaka-Cola, Time Crimes, and the Best E-Mail We've ever Received

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 61:14


This week the boys go deep into fake soda and all the ways it can land you in time jail. Trust us, it'll make sense when you hear it. Berate us at: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod Music from https://filmmusic.io "Surf Shimmy" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4

Episode 13 - Batman, Bubble Wrap, and Our Shitty High-School Movies

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 67:14


Does Batman have a leather fetish? Does Duane have a bubble wrap fetish? Did our high school movies have a suck fetish? Yes. Now you know. No need to listen to the episode. But if you do, tell us about it! DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 12 - Shaving, Natty Light, and our Most Horrific Injuries

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 64:49


We get into our own personal archetypes and revisit the terrible accidents that scarred us. And also how Hot Wheels enables child abuse. As always, tell us things: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com @dancesharkpodcast www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 11 - Spidersnakes, Stephen's Clothes, and the Last Blockbuster on Earth

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 69:37


This week our deepest fears come to the surface in a knock-down drag-out thunderdome of sadness and fear. Be thankful you aren't us, as we desperately try to be anyone else. Don't forget to drop those wordbombs on us at: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 10 - Grubhub Pirates. Reptilians, and Duane's First Drag Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 73:12


The big One-Oh! Ten weeks of putting up with our shit, and here's what we have to show for it! As always, hurt our feelings at:  DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 9 - Gayliens, Lobotomies, and Pulling your own Head off

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2019 69:10


High school was a dark time for all of us, and like revisiting your old MySpace page we travel this week into all things that remind us of how shitty we were (and clearly still are.) Put us in our place at: DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com @dancesharkpodcast www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ twitter.com/DanceSharkPod Music from filmmusic.io "Unlight" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 8 - Lizard Poon, the Biggest Poops, and Sleeping on a Dead Cat

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019 64:49


Oh man, we done did it this time. Harsh truths learned from years of being sad with cats. Come get some down home wisdom with your boys this week! DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 7 - Slappy Pappys, Roach Milk, and Screaming at your Penis

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 66:08


This week we get lost int he world of cereal, and whatever is inside roaches. Real hard hitting stuff. As always, contact us at DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com

Episode 6 - Pepper Jack, Turbo Mode, and why Duane has Trust Issues

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2019 73:34


This episode the boys go deep into why Matt is the worst friend, and why Matt shouldn't be trusted with your cheese, and why Matt... You know what? Fuck Matt. As always, hit us up with awful things we will probably read on air! DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark

Episode 5 - Tasty Uncles, Fashion Fumbles, and the Countdown to Halloween

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 74:34


Another mess of a 'cast from the "boys" with all the "toys." *wink wink* (the toys are our packages) As always, tell us we're wrong at:  DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com   https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast   https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/   https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 4 - Poop Jars, Candy Bars, and a Real Mad Dad

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 73:09


This week the boys get down on the real hot topics of the day. Like stamps. And candy. Hit us up with thoughtful comments or hurtful tirades at:  DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com   https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast   https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/   https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 3 - The Devil, Boneless Wings, and Banging your Clone

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 71:43


Why does Netflix autoplay? What is the Devil after your children? Why does Duane hate nuggets? All this and more on this episode of Dance Shark! The only podcast you can bang your body double to! #clonebone DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com   https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast   https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/   https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 2 - Baseball Science, Saucy Spectres, and an actual Hotdog

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 52:00


Round 2! This week the boys cover a slew of strange stories, and the mystery of the shrinking Duane. Send us your thoughts and harsh criticisms! DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com   https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast   https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/   https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

Episode 1 - Dracula, Bigfoot, and Shitting the Bed

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 79:54


Episode 1 of Dance Shark, a podcast about everything hosted by three guys who know almost nothing. DanceSharkPodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/dancesharkpodcast https://www.facebook.com/DanceShark/ https://twitter.com/DanceSharkPod

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