Everyday with Daniel French

--WALMART BACKTRACKS --LOTTO DREAMS --RIP JMV --ASH WEDNESDAY OUTRAGE --PBR WHISKEY

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--THE KILLER SUFFERS A STROKE --CROWDED FIELD --BREWING THE BUDS --NEWS FOR YOU UPDATES

DAN'S LIFE 2/1/2019 - MASS MEDIA LAYOFFS NO REASON TO CELEBRATE by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--FOLD YOUR PHABLET, BAE. --DIGI SALES IN FULL LIFTOFF --NO PHABS IN RUSSIA, TEAM --PROBABLY NOT WHY ZEBRAS HAVE THEIR STRIPES --LUNAR POWER STATIONS --BRITISH HUMILIATE NAZI SUBS (AGAIN), THIS TIME THROUGH PETROLEUM SUBSIDIARY

DAN'S LIFE 2/21/2019 - YOU DON'T RIDE THE DRAGON. THE DRAGON RIDES YOU by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--THE ENEMY IS US, YO! --IN THE BEGINNING --WE WERE BAKED LIKE MARS --RIDING THE JETSTREAM, HITTING THE GAS --THE LAKE GETS A VOTE, TOO --THE END OF THE AFFAIR

NEWS FOR YOU 2/20/2019 by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--VIDEO GAME FUTURE OF WARFARE --WHEN IN ROME --DEAD LIFT DAD HULKS HIS WAY TO HEROISM --GENESIS, PT. 2 --DUMB DENTIST DESTROYS BOATHOUSE, AND HIS FUTURE

DAN'S LIFE 2/18/2019 - THE MIRROR WORLD by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--NOT CHICAGO'S FINEST GETTING PLENTY OF RUN IN THE PRESS TODAY --SHEPHERD'S WATCHING OVER THEIR FLOCK --GATOR ORANGE IN SOUTH CAROLINA --WHERE'S THE WINNER? --STAND UP OR GO TO JAIL --CARLTON THE BIG LOSER AT FORTNITE

--DORKERBERG FIXIN' TO TAKE IT ON HIS PASTY CHIN --COWS GETTING FIXED UP IN BRITAIN --PRISONERS GETTING FIXED UP BY THE CHURCH IN TENNESSEE --BREAKING BAD 2 --FROZEN 3 --RUSSIA GOES ON A DIET --MIRANDA LAMBERT IS STILL A NIGHTMARE --SUPER MARIO BROTHER$ --I'M FIXIN' TO BLOW UP THIS HOME DEPOT BATHROOM

--THE TAX MAN COMETH, JUST NOT FOR AMAZON --GOOGLE PAYS, THOUGH --ST. MARY'S SMELLS BAD, YO! --BUT YOU CAN BREATHE EASY FOR AN ADDITIONAL 10% --AFTER YOU CHANGE YOUR SHORTS --THE ASSMAN COMETH --ONLINE LOVING IS THE NEW NORMAL

--BREAK OUT THE CREDIT CARDS, Y'ALL. WE'RE GOING TO MARS! --BUT THIS WOULD-BE MAJOR TOM STARTUP GETS 86'D --GEOFFREY'S BACK SOON --AND HE'S BRINGING NEW-LOOK BARBIE WITH HIM --THE HIGH TIMES MEET THE HIGH-END --DRINK YOUR CHIPS, MAN --A BIG (AND RARE) BLACK CAT IS BACK (PHOTO BY WILL BERARD-LUCAS)

--HAWAII'S SLOW BURN OFF TOBACCO --CHICAGO...NUMBER ONE IS SOMETHING DISGRACEFUL. NO. NOT THAT. SOMETHING ELSE --SHEEP FARMERS FLEX THEIR MILKY MUSCLE --REFRIGERDATING --C'MON, MA. I CAN DO IT MYSELF! --CARDI B GETS CAUGHT UP ON THE NEWS FROM 2017 --REST STOP ON THE MOON --CRASH DUMMY MAY CRASH

--HEDGEHOG LOVE --NAPPING ON THE JOB --SAYING WHAT YOU'RE THINKING --HOPPED UP ON DOG ANTIDEPRESSANTS

--WAR ON DRUGS SLOWS TO A CRAWL --G.O.A.T. --ARIANA GRANDE? NOT SO MUCH --SOMETHING I LEARNED ABOUT HOGS --AND SOMETHING COOL --A RACE FOR THE CURE --MOST UNDUDE LIKE

DAN'S LIFE 1/31/2019 - A WITCHES BREW OF INSTABILITY by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

NEWS FOR YOU 1/30/2019 by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

DAN'S LIFE 1/30/2019 - LIFE LESSONS AND PASS INTERFERENCE by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

DAN'S LIFE 1/29/2019 - LOVE, LUST AND ROBOTICS by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

NEWS FOR YOU 1/29/2019 - BY THE NUM8ERS by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

DAN'S LIFE 1/28/2019 - MINING ON THE MOON by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

NEWS FOR YOU 1/28/2019 - HEROES, VOL. VII by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

NEWS FOR YOU 1/25/2019 by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--EL INFIERNO --MINDING THE GAP --BOB VANCE, VANCE REFRIGERATION --EMBALMIN FLUID, DUDE --MOTHER S/HOULD I AVOID THE INTERSTATE?

--TODAY...WITHOUT THE PANTS --VATICAN NEWS, DAY 2 --BABY NEWS, 1 & 2 --GROWN-BABY NEWS --YOUR FUTURE COULD INCLUDE DRIVING THE WEINER

--ARE THOSE STARS COMING OUR WAY? LIKE...REALLY FAST? --PRAYER IN NUMBERS --PROTECTING EARLOBE INNOCENCE IN CHINA --INTERVIEW = JAIL TIME --MONTREAL SNOW FEST UPDATE

--GOING BACK IN TIME (TO 1983) --LEAVING FOOD AND WATER = JAIL --SPECS SO THAT THEY MAY SEE --AMAZON PRIME IS HOW THEY HOOK YA --ROMEO AND JULIET PT. 2 --I.V. BEER PARTY, ANYONE? --THE MAYOR WILL NOT SEEK REELECTION

--THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS FOUND WITH SURPRISING REGULARITY --PRINTING OUR WAY TO THE STARS --BUT CUTLASS PUTS IT IN PARK --SHE DID NOT TAKE THE CHILL PILL --BIG TREES GET A BIG BOOST --SHAMOKIN IS DRUNK FOR A REASON

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--THOSE LOOK LIKE COMFORTABLE SHOES --SOWING YOUR INDUSTRIALLY PRODUCED OATS --THE PINKERTONS STRIKE BACK --NAMIBIAN TOTO COVER --NUMISMATICS NEWS --DOLLARS AND CENTS

--GRIM NEWS FOR THE FUTURE OF OPIATES IN AMERICA --AMERICANS TOO DUMB TO QUIT SMART TVs --FACEBOOK'S APP REFUSES TO DIE --IT'S THE WOOD THAT MAKES IT GOOD --FINE TIMING ON THIS SCRATCH OFF BUY --JAKE THE GOLDEN WILL BE OK --PINOT AND PRINGLES IN THE PARKING LOT: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPS

--AMERICANS ARE TURNING OFF THE NEWS -- BUT R. KELLY'S RATINGS ARE HUGE --AND HE'S NOT THE ONLY MOLESTER TO GET A PASS --TEBOW CONNECTS FOR A HUGE TOUCHDOWN -THE RENT...TOO DAMNED HIGH FOR THE CATS

--WANNA WATCH BIRD BOX WITH ME? --ANOTHER CHIP IN THE WALL --TEAR DOWN THIS STATUE, MR PUTIN --THE SENSEI WILL SEE YOU NOW --WHY DON'T THEY SELL NISSAN'S SKYLINE IN THE US OF A?

NEWS FOR YOU 1/10/2019 by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--FOOD TRENDS AND INSUFFERABLE DINERS --BIG FISH, BIGGER PRICE TAG --NEW LAWS --I MOVE I SHOULD HATE BUT I LOVE --ANALOG WRITING GOES BACK TO SCHOOL --PRETTY IN PINK --I'M DIVORCED. WHO DIS? --PULLING THE PLUG ON PUPPY MILLS --CHELSEA WINS AGAIN

--BEZOS AND ME AND YOU --SOMEONE A BIT LESS SUCCESSFUL --A KID WHO'S ON HIS WAY TO BEING SO

--SPECIAL SHOES. FOR GAMING. FOR REAL. --SATURN'S RINGS BEING LOST DOWN THE COSMIC DRAIN --DEER HUNTER --TOUCHDOWN IS ACTUALLY TOUCH UP

--THE DISINFORMATION AGE --THE EDGE OF AVERAGE --THE ARTFUL FIRST IMPRESSION --MARS IS QUAKING --ZERO DARK 20

DAN'S LIFE 12/14/2018 - REALITY CAN'T BE POVERTY-PROOFED by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago