I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend

As season 2 has ended and we prepare for season 3, we have news of FULL BONUS EPISODES!

We waste a lot of time in this episode going through 80s TV themes. Then we move onto school homework, the difficulty of hopscotch, the superiority of walkmans over discmans, skinny dipping, old pants, life before health and safety and a lot of bad jokes.This is the final episode of this run. Stay subscribed and the next episode will go directly to your device. Check out the first of a new show starring Jo’s boyfriend for free now - patreon.com/recordedboyf

Sorry to get personal with you, but we spend time in this episode talking about the bra size of our listeners. But don’t worry, we soon move on to discussing anal beads. Plus we check in on his favourite football team, discuss crystals, putting on weight, Jo’s busy schedule, bird watching and the thing that has made Jo’s boyfriend laugh harder than any other. You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

This episode starts with what might be the longest joke ever told. Then we discuss our Facebook feeds, superstitions, our new podcast, catching snakes, his new shed and how you could get a personal message from Jo’s boyfriend! You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

This podcast is now a gameshow hosted by Philip Schofield (sort of)! Things get very tense as Sparky and Katy go up against Jo’s boyfriend. Plus is he about to sign up for OnlyFans? And he needs your help to remember a film from the 80s. You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

Jo’s boyfriend has tried to use this podcast to win an argument and is taking full credit for its success. Plus we discuss school rumours, the hatred for James Blunt, thick quiz show contestants and he speaks to an old friend. You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

It’s a very medical episode as both Jo and her boyfriend have to have procedures. This leads to the natural conversation: what is the most comedy way to die? Plus, funny place names, the Great British Bird Watch and big money wins. You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

Warning: this episode includes Jo’s boyfriend making obscene noises! But when he’s not in ecstasy he finds time to complain about the speed of their wifi, shopping in the sales, the price of fridges, not having enough time in exams and people doing the ‘sad’ type of trainspotting. You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

Jo has ordered weights and her boyfriend is using nagging powers to make sure they get used. He’s also contemplating a life with long hair, sniffing his own socks, he can’t decide what to watch on TV and he tell us how to cure a bee sting. You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/  

Jo’s boyfriend is upset at the thought that the lyrics to one of his favourite love songs is actually about drugs. That’s not his only problem this week. He’s having all sorts of problems playing Call of Duty on his new Xbox and he’s not getting enough crisps in his packet.  Plus find out which beloved TV programme has attacked this podcast! You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

It’s a very musical episode as we look at the kind of tracks Jo’s boyfriend has on his playlist, fact check Jo’s claim that she was in a Take That video and discuss the band break ups that have affected us. Plus we’re only slightly racist. You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

We know we have to do things bigger and better now that we’re in season 2, so this podcast includes our first ever celebrity guest! Plus hear Jo’s boyfriend’s audition for Sky Sports, his continuing crusade to clean up the internet, getting banned from watching The Chase and bringing back the word ‘knockers.’ You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

We’re back! We’ll be with you every Wednesday for the foreseeable future. Find out how Jo’s boyfriend is finding life as a podcast celebrity. Hear his opinions of the pandemic, how his Christmas went and why toys were better in 1986. Plus find out what his favourite Christmas present was! You can now get I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend merchandise - including Donkey Walloper fridge magnets! https://www.etsy.com/shop/secretrecordings/

Bonus episode alert! We’re back for one episode to find out how Jo’s boyfriend has been coping with his new-found fame. Since we’ve been gone he’s appeared in the national press, been tweeting with celebrities and made his debut on live TV!  We’ll be back for series 2 in January 2021.

This is the big one! Find out how Jo’s boyfriend discovered that Jo has been secretly recording him for the past two years. Hear every second of how he found out that he’s the star of this podcast.  Although this is the final episode for now, we’ll keep this channel open and you could hear some more from us very soon! Make sure you’re following us on social media - @RecordedBoyf on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

We are one week away from hearing how Jo’s boyfriend found out that he was being secretly recorded. Before then we have some of the best moments from the past 98 episodes. Hear him struggle to remember Jo’s birthday, argue with Alexa, celebrate Aston Villa’s promotion, get a lot of quiz questions wrong, say ‘Donkey Walloper’ for the first time, bemoan the price of American beef jerky and ask questions about these mysterious podcasts Jo seems to be working on.

THIS PODCAST INCLUDES A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! Plus find out why Jo’s boyfriend leaves the TV on all day, what he’s had delivered through the post, what he’s been betting on, what he doesn’t want Jo buying off QVC, why he doesn’t want a dog and how close he’s come to finding out about the podcast.

Jo and her boyfriend have had another bet - and the stakes are high this time! Plus they discuss cheating at competitions, choosing furniture, more scratch cards, losing our temper, getting conned when buying bread, overhearing your neighbours.

What will Jo’s boyfriend make of Australian Love Island? Why has he had a notification from the NHS? Is reality TV better when it’s bitchier? Should you ever wear Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles socks on a second date? What is rule number one for relationships?

Would Jo’s boyfriend make a good Prime Minister? Why is he replying to Jo’s Whatsapp messages when she’s sat next to him? How long is he taking for a bath? Is he about to get rich off scratch cards? What sauce has Jo been putting on his chicken? Unfortunately, this episode also includes an in-depth conversation about farting.

Jo’s boyfriend is concerned he might be the only survivor of Coronavirus. How will he react to seeing naked men? What should be the nation’s favourite sandwich? What happens when your tweet doesn’t get enough likes? How do you lose pants? Which films do you want him to review? Plus this podcast involves the most in-depth discussion about Dido since 2003.

This week we’re talking about changing the lyrics to songs, trying to get some peace and quiet, taking criticism, which celebrity we’d like to be locked down with, competing with your partner, impulse buys and did Jo have a fling with Michael Ball? Warning: do not listen to this podcast if your name is Callum.

We reminisce about using computers at school, losing your work, turning 40, quitting smoking, why we hate bread bins, failing challenges and giving blood.

We discuss the things we enjoy doing just to torment our partners, how we react in an emergency, blind taste tests, looking at old photos of ourselves, what we’re most looking forward to after lockdown and have we had the biggest indication yet that it’s time to tell him about the podcast?

We argue over the pronunciation of our home towns, learning new things about our partners, tongue piercings, shopping styles, hoarding, whether Katy is trustworthy and how Jo’s boyfriend got on dying her hair. Plus find out why our producer may have ruined this podcast.

With summer approaching, it’s a perfect time for Jo’s boyfriend to test out his special pants that separate his meat and veg. Can you buy sex toys in supermarkets? Has Jo finally cut his hair? Is he getting closer to finding out about the podcast? Are we all doing more quizzes in lockdown? Do journalists like it when things are bad? And we hope that this podcast will bring the word ‘bonking’ back.

Jo’s boyfriend tries to find the origin of the word ‘furlough’. Has he identified the UK Garage songs he’s spent weeks trying to track down? Plus we talk about things that make us jump, watching more TV in lockdown, bad American chocolate, winning competitions and find out which one of us applied to be on Big Brother.

This podcast will let you know if you need to bother watching the new series of Britain's Got Talent. We also discuss watching things that make us cry, making up words, cheering at football matches, 80s music, irresponsible toys we had as kids and sports TV when there’s no sport on.

Do all us Brits have bad teeth? Has Jo cut her boyfriend’s hair yet? Do you watch things you don’t like on purpose? Why doesn’t Jo ever have nightmares? Does the colour of your tools matter? Why does Katy have to delete apps on her phone?

A couple of weeks ago Jo’s boyfriend refused to dye her roots. Well, predictably, he now expects Jo to cut his hair. Find out how that request goes. How stressed did he get when being sent to do the weekly food shop? Find out the one thing you shouldn’t nag Katy for. The things we miss about our home towns. People faking workouts. How long we’re going to live. And should we start a gardening podcast?

I’m not saying we’re going stir crazy in lockdown, but this episode does include a conversation about which celebrity is most likely to have a shed. Jo’s boyfriend has had to take over doing the weekly shop, so expect lots of complaints about supermarkets. Plus the things we’ve had cancelled, thanks to the Coronavirus, how to gamble when there’s no horse racing and how online slimming groups work.

Find out why Jo’s boyfriend thinks she could give him Covid-19. Now that all the hairdressers are closed, is he willing to do Jo’s roots for her? Why has Sparky not seen his fiance’s feet for a month? Plus, away from the Coronavirus crisis, find out which one of us has been naked on the internet, we revisit his special birthday pants and if you can identify the song he’s struggling with you could win a Donkey Walloper sticker! Thanks to everyone who wanted to know if they can donate to the podcast during this tricky time. You can make a one off donation here: buymeacoffee.com/recordedboyf 

Hear Jo’s boyfriend’s thoughts on the Coronavirus pandemic. Why doesn’t he want Jo to take his temperature? How will Covid-19 affect Kebab Thursday? Has he got enough supplies to get through lockdown? How is he coming to terms with the news that McDonald’s is closed? Plus, why it’s better to be a man than a woman, the state of Moira Stuart’s love life, robot lawnmowers, losing cash and bad weather.

Is Jo’s boyfriend the person to cure Covid-19 for us? Hear his thoughts on the Coronavirus crisis. He taps into his military background to reveal why you don’t need to worry about a toilet roll shortage. Plus we go back to his problems before self-isolation as he’s forced to make a trip to an emergency dentist and Jo’s boyfriend creates a quiz for her in their home.

This episode includes audio from Jo’s boyfriend’s birthday trip to the National Railway Museum. Plus we discuss how much we would want to do our jobs naked, what we got up to on school trips, gift shops, age gaps in relationships, youth speak, getting credit for your work, plus we reveal what Jo’s boyfriend looks like! Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/boyfriend Enter promo code boyfriend for 83% off and one extra month free!

It’s Jo’s boyfriend’s birthday! What better time than his 40th birthday to talk about his dick! This episode starts below the belt and only sinks lower. If you’re a fellow sufferer of ‘Ball Soup’ this podcast could change your life. Plus we discuss getting drunk, extending your birthday, telling lies, committing fraud and his continued obsession with Sara Cox.

A lot of this episode was recorded following Jo and her boyfriend eating some very disappointing pancakes. Should you be making your own or buying a ready mix? Does Smash make decent mash potato? Does anyone own both a colander and a sieve? Should you only buy brand name porridge? How much should you water a plant? Plus Jo’s boyfriend breaks one of his own cardinal rules.

Is Jo’s boyfriend starting to suspect he’s being secretly recorded?  Plus, how Valentine’s Day went, having a conversation with no distractions, how to relieve stress (behave Katy!), speaking in jargon, Philip Schofield, TV presenters we’re nostalgic for, going to corporate events and talking over Coronation Street. 

Has Jo’s boyfriend unearthed the secret to Eastenders’s success for the past 35 years? Has he turned his back on hoarding? Is it time to get rid of our DVDs? Has Katy ever been wrong? How many people wear a size 12 shoe? Plus this episode includes a subject our producer thinks we should edit out.

Alexa continues to mislead Jo’s boyfriend about the football fixtures. Plus: struggling to be understood, being forced to spend time alone with your partner, making friends on holiday, folding clothes, whether you should wash jeans inside out and (finally!) the results of the Antiques Roadtrip challenge.

We might be days away from Valentine’s Day, but Jo’s boyfriend is still patting himself on the back about last year’s present. Plus more Alexa problems, the smartest people we know, being active on holiday, when it’s acceptable to wake someone up and the big questions surrounding Brexit.

Jo’s boyfriend has found new ways to torment her with Alexa, plus men wearing women’s underwear, non-uniform day at school, an update on the antique selling competition, the consequences of cooking a great meal, the celebrity he’s obsessed by and this podcast includes more coverage of the former boyband BBMak than you would expect.

Jo and her boyfriend are back in competition with one another! Who will make more money from their antique? Plus competitive parenting, mistakenly thinking things are broken, how to haggle, how to react when someone is crying in your vicinity and rules about talking while watching TV.

Jo’s boyfriend’s obsession with Alexa continues, despite her often not understanding him. This prompts us to talk about getting angry with electrical equipment. Plus we’ve been googling ourselves, getting song lyrics wrong, buying cheap stuff from China, thinking about how much we would need to retire and revealing our ideal jobs. 

It’s a worrying time for the future of the podcast as someone has tried to contact Jo’s boyfriend to tell him he’s being secretly recorded! Hear all the fallout from that, plus Sparky returns after the birth of his son, hear how Alexa is fitting into Jo’s home, VAR in football, hair straighteners and expensive slippers.

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Sparky’s baby has arrived so Naomi from To Baby or Not To Baby joins Jo and Katy. Discussions cover playing games against your other half, setting up electrical items, sexy lingerie, the right time to share your plans with your partner and our favourite films.

It might be a new year, but Jo’s boyfriend hasn’t changed. We discuss practical presents, pretending to be surprised, where to find a book shop, dead celebrities, short celebrities, getting caught in floods and if the January sales are a scam.

What could be more magical at Christmas than a secretly recorded nativity story? Plus we talk about getting caught naked, alternative Christmas dinners, the correct way to cook a Pot Noodle, what you do when the internet is down and inappropriate Christmas jumpers.

This week hear us discuss talking to strangers, conversing with inanimate objects, getting actors mixed up with their characters, selfish presents, smells we hate and the things we’ve started and quit.

We delve into Jo’s obsession with George Michael, return to the world of accidental insults, learn how to get out of a maze, find out what we’ve had delivered to work and hear a very dramatic tale that involves Jo’s boyfriend trying to go to the bank.