Katie Talks Trash

Katie's premiere episode! An...interesting episode. Not boring, but not outstanding! Cast is good, except the RV guy.

I'm just so glad this is over. Covering the Finale and After the Final Rose. They all need therapy.

Everyone goes to the Fantasy Suites and Matt has the same conversation three times. I just want this season to be over, guys. I do.

Ah, the pointless Women Tell All episode. No one has learned anything. Matt has a beard. That's basically the entire episode!

HOMETOWNS! Sort of. Also Rachael hits the ground hard and Matt speaks out for the first time. PICK MICHELLE MATT but we know he's not going to!

LE SIGH - Our sweet Abigail. What do hometowns have in store for next week? Also a 25 minute tirade about Chris Harrison, the Racheals, and racism in America. Sorry not sorry.

Saying farewell to our Queen Katie tonight, and wishing away the drama. Plus TYLER C! Is there anyone more beloved in Bachelor Nation that Tyler Cameron? And the pointless arrival of Heather in a MINIVAN and everyone pretending they had no idea she was coming.

Cheers to the END of the bullying! For the most part. Still dealing with a bit. Props to Matt James putting a stop to the idiocy and moving on. Plus a breakdown of the Dylan Barbour "cancel ABC" tweets and a background into Rachel's unsavory history.

Yet another episode where we focus way too much on pointless girl drama and not enough time on the girls who are actually there for the long haul! Five new girls, squirrel costumes, a new queen, and our endless love for Katie. Plus, a breakdown of the Clare/Dale breakup, and Kristin Cavallari/Southern Charm drama.

I'm bored. The Sarah Show was not a fun one. I'm over it. I want to know more about these women! However, we do get some redemption for Katie, and Victoria still looks like a lunatic!

Guys...It seems really trivial to talk about a vapid reality show in the political climate we find ourselves in, but maybe we need an escape this week. We chitchat about Matt's lack of personality, our love for Sarah and Bri, and Queen Victoria herself.

We're back and ready to meet the girls of Matt James' season. There were highs, there were lows, there were drunk girls and vibrators. Everything we want in a Bachelor episode. We talk front runners, drama stirrers, and girls we wish would go away already.

TWO PARTER - Monday and Tuesday - Fantasy Suites and Finale: The return of our favorite boy, Ben, the devastation of losing three amazing men, and the sweetest Bachelor franchise proposal of all time. How it started, and how it's going ended VERY differently than we though it would originally. Congratulations, Tayshia and Zac!

Breaking down TWO episodes of the Bachelorette - A survivor like episode where cuts were made, Men Tell All, and HOMETOWNS! Plus predictions for next week's finale!

An unplanned bonus episode where I blind react to the women cast for Matt James' upcoming season! I predict First Impression Rose candidates, drama stirrers, and the unlucky ladies who will go home the first night.

We discuss our unending and unconditional love for Ben, plus the end of the Noah/Bennett saga. Lie detectors, name changes, surprise endings, and more men being emotionally vulnerable. I truly think this is the best season ever.

This week, we lose Eazy off our television screens in a SHOCKING elimination. But, we learn more about these men than this franchise has ever allowed us to, and I'm here for it. More of this, please, ABC!

Possibly the best dumb group date of all time on this show, followed by stupid drama that Tayshia was not here for. Bonus content: lots and lots of Ben love.

The men wrestle with their minds, words, and testosterone to win Tayshia's heart, while we fall more in love with Bennett and Ben. Two guys who don't matter argue for the entire episode, and there's a home ec baby in the middle. Basically, all we love about this show.

Tayshia is here, and all is right in the world! She provides us with beauty, fresh air, genuine spirit, and four new men to lust after. Oh, and Clare and Dale.

Finally, the Clare and Dale Show is over, because when you know, you know, right? Queen Tayshia has arrived to give our favorite snubbed men a real chance at true love on a reality show, and I'm here for it. Let's move on!

MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA...DALE DALE DALE. That's all we talk about this week. Plus, our fence jump yelling moment, Clare calls Dale her fiance, and gives no effs about the rest of the guys. It's clear. A lot to unpack here, guys.

Welcome to Episode 2, full of uncomfortable moments, naked men yelling ball puns, and Clare staring intently at Dale while she bites her lips. I never want to watch this episode again, but I did it just for you.

We dive in to Episode 1 of Clare's season of The Bachelorette. The men, the confusing first "not here for the right reasons," and finding your husband in 15 seconds from a hug. Making some bold predictions about the season and the future of some of the guys' futures in Bachelor Nation.

A fun podcast, revolving around who is here for the right reasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.