Of course, we got a podcast

Mentally prepare for this ep, because Carli said we're all healing. https://quiz.attachmentproject.com/

"How could I ever be friends with someone who requests a Marvel movie," WE CAN'T. Not all of us can be friends.

We are passionate about hating men. Stop them at any cost necessary.

"Don't bank on me for this big move that you're planning." Oh no. Oh no. Oh, no-no-no. Time to panic about our commitment issues... yikes

'tis the damn SEASON. Hey bitches, we are back to discuss hometown hookups. Why do we do this to ourselves and why is it kinda fun?

In this episode, we continue our conversation about the stars and Scientology. Do the stars really matter on who we like and who we hate?Tofu n’ Tequila is available on Barnes and Noble in both hardcover and ebook formats. 20% off discount code for the Ebook version: BNPOfCoursePod

Tiktok star Fridawhales is back on the pod (we promise not to grill him on ghosting). This week we ask the question to all of you, how important is compatibility? Do you have to be compatible with every personality test? We talk about love languages, myers Briggs, and enneagrams. Fuck Seaworld

Boom boom this ep is a day early! Happy WLFEO Wednesday!! Alright, this was requested and we hope to meet expectations. Here's how we feel about being in a sorority... like any college experience, there are highs and lows. Listen to how Jen is in the standard manual and how Carli was a boss bitch.

Stop accepting the bare minimum! Do we do it? Yes, but we're working on it. This ep, we talk about how you need to re-evaluate your standards when it comes to dating. Steps in the right direction!

Hello listeners! Welcome back to us telling you to move the fuck on, but this time Carli's roommate joins us! In this ep, we are focusing on the toxicity of situationships and how there really is no "good" way out. Hate to hear it, but we will tell you over and over.

Welcome to the topic that everyone had thoughts on, including us (Team Carli vs. Team Jen). On the pod IG (@ofcoursewegotapodcast) Team Jen won, but Team Carli had the MOST replies with support. Pick a side, listen, and see if you change your mind!

Welcome back to another episode of chaos with us. This week we admit that as much as we love to blame the other people we are with when we zone in, it's us, not them. What's important is that we are aware it's us!

"Everyone has to play games in dating, but there's a point where this isn't us chasing each other it's just disrespectful." Welcome back to another ep! This week we are joined by Leah Angulo to discuss red flags and how Carli missed every single one... common mistake.

Hello listeners! Jen and Carli are here to introduce themselves with the one and only Josie. ACTUALLY, get to know us in this ep, don't worry, these aren't ice breakers because nobody wants to hear or do that. Thanks for coming on the pod Josie! Head over to IG to follow her and see highlights @ofcoursewegotapodcast

She said, "casual hookup," and I said, "respect." We are here to talk about the guys that need to learn how to behave post-sexual encounter. DON'T BRING HER GAS STATION SUSHI, AND DON'T LIE ABOUT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND. Easy. No brainer, so you would think.

Part TWO of dating 101! The two single girls who don't know how to date help you with dating because that makes sense. Also, Carli goes on a date to a bowling alley to drink... not bowl.

Two single girls help you with how to date. Jen is ancient and doesn't remember bumble, and Carli does not let her forget it. We'll help you craft your profile for all your dating apps.

Jess was able to move in, move out and get herself back out into dating, so you have no excuse. People are autonomous beings; you would know how someone feels about you. It hearts the heart, but we are here to break the news to you.

WELCOME BACK! In this two-part ep, we are talking about why memories will lie and re-romanticize a relationship that wasn't all that great. Jess comes on to share how she is doing in her post break up life as a strong woman that we should all aspire to be! Next week part two will share more about the breakup feels, but getting over them.

WELCOME BACK! In this week's ep we talk about being the main character in your life and destroying men. If you learn anything in this ep is that you have been or will be toxic in someone else's life.

Welcome back to the pod, in this ep we REALLY tried to be nice to boys and failed. We discuss everything that other people do that have us geek'd up (shout out bhad bhabie). If you get one thing from this ep it's that you should DM Carli about any cute single lesbian friends you may have.

We are emo because Taylor Swift gave us folklore. In this episode, we ONCE AGAIN are bitter about ghosting. Don't even know who we are talking about anymore. We talk about relationships, I love you's, fuckship rules, and you guess it GHOSTING.

Locked and loaded to hit you with the truths. In this episode, you will feel attacked. Fair warning. If you don't, what is it like being a mentally stable individual? We can't even imagine. We make wild accusations with no evidence.

In this episode, we discuss the listener's content and why Chase is still single and traumatized. Also, SHOCKER, we talk about throwing up on a boy's weenie YET AGAIN. If you get anything from this episode, it's that YOU SHOULDN'T GHOST.  Follow Chase on his Tiktok @ Fridawhales  Podcasts: https://www.st00pid.me/

This episode we roast our submissive selves on our BDSM test scores that Carli took as intense as an SAT. Take the test at bdsmtest.org/select-mode and follow along as we read our scores! We talk about breastfeeding kink, threesomes, slapping, and how boys shouldn't cum next to pizza boxes. Plus a Becky update and boat boy story!! We will kinkshame anything and everything unless you're into it then we are too

Are a sane person and basic things men do not give you the ick? In this episode, we talk about icks, gorilla grip, the Becky's (yes two), and drano. Also, it's a fact nothing a woman does can give someone an ick.