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Hark! We bring important news: We are taking a break from releasing content on our main feed, and we've released our second all-goblins Patreon exclusive content! Stick around until the end to hear a teaser for that!

Our gaggle of goofuses strive for new knowledge! Finny finds a new idol! Madam L harkens back to the glory days! Sorrin gets a full dude diagnostic! Grun gains a new disdain for wizardry!

Gruustahl is on the horizon! Sorrin does a little lip reading! Finny goes to a bar! Madam L finally gets a brief moment to relax! Grun goes deep undercover!

The lands of the Red Lady are grim and hostile, yet still our heroes traverse onwards! Sorrin meets a folk hero! Madam L has a very bad morning! Finny learns the subtle language of horse! Grun has an existential crisis!

There's revelations in them there woods! Madam L does some soul searching! Finny sees into the infinite! Sorrin struggles with a dark passenger! Grun... Grun is sleepy. CW: body horror

Our heroes must once again traverse across the mighty cube of Tethmyr! Grun taps into the knowledge of all things! Finny smells something fishy! Sorrin susses out some magical items! Madam L gracefully deflects a deluge of inquiries!

It's time for the final showdown in that age old battle, clowns vs necromancers! Sorrin slides into a support role! Finny frees a captive ally! Madam L rips a man asunder with her mind! Grun glaives gloriously! Lions, goblins and demons, oh my! CW: blood and gore

It's time for the penultimate showdown! Sorrin makes a curious discovery! Finny flings flora and fauna with wild abandon! Madam L engages in some mental maceration! CW: blood/gore

With a few more notches on their weapons, our goof troop move deeper into the manse! Madam L critiques JJ's mystique! Sorrin flexes his mental might! Finny summons help from the great beyond! CW: Mild blood, body horror

Our groggy group has been scooped! Sorrin makes an explosive exit! Madam L harasses a bird into extinction! Finny tries to tread water! Grun is... oddly silent! CW: blood, violence, gore

Hark! We bring important news: We're switching to a monthly release schedule, and we've released our first all-goblins Patreon exclusive content! Stick around until the end to hear a tester for that; or don't! We won't make you! (We could, but we're not willing to pay the dark price to do so at this time.)

Tensions rise under the big top for our quartet! Sorrin engages in some subterfuge! Madam L engages in a battle of wits and finds her opponent lacking! Finny frolics with the fools! Grun expounds on the virtues of polearms! CW: blood, violence

Our odd squad return from the fen as heroes! Finny finds a new ally! Madam L makes her biggest sell yet! Grun gains a new title! Sorrin sneaks off for a bit of skullduggery!

Our questioning quartet have let the cat out of the bag... it's a Hag! Sorrin listens to the whispers in the darkness! Grun bifurcates a bouncing boggle! Finny discovers a rivalry in the heat of battle! Madam L mercilessly mocks a poor old lady! CW: blood, gore, violence, deceased child 

Our swamp tromping odd squad have cracked the code: if all else fails, ask a toad! Grun gets a ghoulish new noggin accessory! Sorrin searches for ooze clues! Finny gets vicarious vertigo! Madam L tricks a little goo guy! CW: blood, gore, violence

Our quartet may have gotten a little mussed up but they haven't seen anything yet! Finny proves to be a real polyglot of the animal kingdom! Sorrin learns some fun facts about his physiology! Madam L decides: "Actually, fuck this!" Grun gets just so, so coated in gore! CW: blood, gore, violence

Our traveling trio becomes a quarrelsome quartet! Sorrin flashbacks to "Scrolls 101"! Madam L unveils a previously unseen talent! Finny takes the lead a little too early! [REDACTED] gets a new fit! CW: fantasy violence  For our socials, patreon, and music go to bit.ly/allnecromancers

Our intrepid trio have trundled in to town in search of clues!  Sorrin goes shopping for some discount scrolls!  Madam L reaches into the great beyond! Finny definitely gets way too drunk in a way no child should be! For our socials, patreon, and music go to bit.ly/allnecromancers

"Our tired trio are quickly learning that running away with the circus isn't quite what they expected! Sorrin suffers a horrible case of waking up dead! Finny develops a taste for fancy water! Madam L gets to take center stage!" CW: violence, gore, blood For our socials, patreon, and music go to bit.ly/allnecromancers

Our traveling trio have spent a month with the circus; and now it's time for their first big show! Finny has their big debut! Sorrin takes the shot! Madam L contends with an ego even larger than her own! Clowns! Clowns! Clowns! CW: blood, gore, violence

After a hectic rush to leave Helvettyr, our trio hits the road! Finny finds a few new creatures to add to his mental repertoire! Sorrin gains a few new monikers! Madam L masterfully misdirects some of the Abyssin's finest! Oh, and also they join the circus! We probably should've led with that one, huh?

Corpse Disposal for Dummies!! Finny and Sorrin take a lovely (or loathsome) little trip through the sewers! Madam L gets the deal of a lifetime from the world's worst horse lawyer! Why deal with repercussions when you can just leave town? CW: gore/violence

Consequences come home to roost as another day dawns on The Green Fairy! Our newly-empowered trio didn't start this fight, but they're sure gonna finish it! Madam L masters the minds of her opponents! Sorrin seizes the high ground! Finny finds a connection to his inner beast! CW: blood/gore/violence

The party is over and it's time for some good old fashioned violence as our terrible little trio ventures into the swamp! Poog gathers some new gruesome accessories! Pokeweed finds (and quickly loses) some new friends! Ickniv invents a new technology that may change the future of the Licktoad tribe forever! CW: blood, gore, violence

It's baby's first podcast, the test campaign from before we started O!AN proper! As a little palate cleanser before we get back to Sorrin, Finny, and Madam L, please enjoy this other... goofier triad! Poog is a general bother, fire hazard, and hierophant. Ickniv's genius goes once again ignored. Pokeweed is too sweet, too pure for this awful goblin village. CW: general violence

Level-up time continues! Our world-weary trio hold a funeral for a friend. Finnie exhibits new and wild powers! Sorrin salutes a dog! Madam L has tea with a cat!

It's level-up time, baby! Sorrin's day rapidly goes from bad to worse, as a sleepless sunrise becomes an intense interrogation then the worst of all.... errands! Madam L visits her ancestral home, only for the silver spoon to be ripped from her mouth! Finnie has a pleasant time doing little rascal stuff [not pictured]. Oh, and apparently there's a sexual lizard? CW: violence/ gore

Join us for the exciting conclusion of the Vanderplum Estate Haunting! Our threadbare triplets must perform their hardest role yet: Marriage councilors? It's a weird one this week folks! Sorrin is suffused with skulk slime! Finnie finds a new friend! Madam L makes a damning choice! CW: Spousal Abuse, implied child endangerment, gore/violence

Frost rimes the halls of the Vanderplum Estate as our tired triad get to the heart of the matter! Madam L has no time for any of this haunted nonsense! Finnie forages for fine victuals! Sorrin scribes a dark sorcery! The gang's hungry, and adventure is on the menu! CW: fantasy violence/ blood

A dire storm rages outside the Vanderplum Estate! The lord of the manor has been less than helpful, and it's up to our weary adventurers to solve this not-so-mysterious mystery! Madam L gets wrapped up in last decade's interior design! Finnie flings flames with reckless abandon! Sorrin struggles with arcane geometry! What horrors wait up the stairs of the Vanderplum Estate? Why, I'll never tell ;) CW: general violence/blood

Scooby-Doo meets the Three Stooges as our terse trio put on their detective caps and get to exploring! Finnie finds a clue! Sorrin desperately tries to avoid the mystery at hand! Madam L adds some hot goss to her blackmail folder! CW: mild descriptions of blood and gore

Our intrepid trio goes on their first mission! Sorrin has a frankly spooky conversation with some children! Finny desperately searches for a hidden door! Madam L looks beyond the veil, and something looks back! CW: implied spousal violence 

Sorrin makes the deal of a lifetime! Finny gets wrapped up in little a crime! Madam L gains some new employees! A letter arrives at The Green Fairy! CW:  mild descriptions of gore and violence

Well met, listener! Join us as we introduce ourselves and discuss our setting, lore, and themes! Meet our characters: Madam L, an alleged spiritual medium who uses her talents to tend to the needs of her wealthy clientele! Sorrin Dahl, a nervous, rank-and-file accountant who is haunted by a dark past and even darker powers! And Finnegan, aka Finny, a teenage street urchin who is unphased by his connection to strange, macabre magics!

Who are these strange people enticing you to listen to their podcast? On September 27th we will be releasing our session 0 to introduce ourselves, our characters, and the ghastly world of Tethmyr! See you soon!