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You take the good you take the bad you take it all and then you have a prolapsed anus

Please! Don't Fire Us

  • Dec 17, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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  • 1h 8m AVG DURATION
  • 28 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Please! Don't Fire Us

Be A Man, Use Your Hand

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 72:00


More like title 69 amirite

I'd Buy That For A Dollar

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 52:49


Don't feel like describing this one

Captain ACAB

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 82:00


And his white whale is police reform...or something like that

Six Foot Dicks Are Bad For Your Health

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2020 58:58


Alec comes on to talk Coronavirus conspiracies and the anti-vax movement @wisecrackalec

Cash Me Inside

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 64:12


It's the second half of a June Sayers double feature.  Be sure to check out her new podcast: SunBlight is the story of vampires, and their hunters, in a city under quarantine.

One Pope, Two Pope, Three Pope, Blue Pope

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 109:28


June Sayers is back again, mostly to make us feel dumb!  June Sayer's Patreon @JuneSayers1 FOH Podcast Also if you want to contribute to the Service Worker's Coalition (an organization setup to contribute to service worker's affected by the Corona lockdown) you can venmo @bkservicecoalition and email serviceworkerscoalition@gmail.com. I desperately wanted to name this episode "Cis Men Can't Tuck" but feared this was becoming a tucking themed podcast... Stay safe everyone!

Tuck If You Got 'Em

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 46:14


Corona-me-virus

Michael Bloomberg Hired Us

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 64:13


Nah not really, f*ck that guy

Seriously Don't Fire Us

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 84:46


For this episode we have a very special guest...my coworker Nate.  We talk about atheism, politics, and random shit as per usual.

Points Contrapoints

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 59:09


Just 2 cis bro dudes kickin' back and talking about a bunch of sh*t that doesn't affect them.

Tag Team Back Again (feat. June Sayers)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 93:57


June Sayers (published author, Twitter personality, ancomm epicurean) is back for another solid ep! We cover topics like Sex Work, James' illiteracy, and being a burnt out dumbass with a cold. If you like what you hear (or even if you don't) you should check out June's work: Pick up a copy of A Whore's Manifesto by Thornstreet Press! Subscribe to her Patreon! Check out her Twitter!

Tulsa Gabbard

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 80:10


Fuck it, let's do it live (not actually live I just kind of uploaded and prayed on this one)

My Name Is Alex And I'm A Big Dummy Durrrrr

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 29:21


 Where's James?? ...no one knows...

Jokers, Smokers, Midnight Tokers (feat. John)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 78:53


SPOILERS WARNING.  We sit down with our old buddy John LAST*NAME*REDACTED to talk about why Joker is actually about blackface.

Get 'Em All Off The Ballot (feat. Patches)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 84:26


We are joined by our old friend singer/songwriter Patches to discuss his recent album release Fabrics. You can listen to it for free on Spotify but I'm sure he would appreciate it greatly if you took it upon yourself to purchase it for a sliding scale price on Bandcamp.

The Disorder of Things

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019 70:57


Alec Opperman from The Order of Things Podcast comes on the pod to completely school us at critical theory and teach us about Jacques Ranciere. @wisecrackalec Be sure to check out The Order of Things, it makes us look very dumb and impotent.  A great ep to start with is Why Women Have Better Sex Under Socialism in which Alec interviews Kristen Ghodsee about her book of the same name.

Caroline In The City

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 49:35


We go to Red Scare Livee!! If you've been living under a rock, instagram influencer Caroline Calloway was at The Bell House this Friday 9/28/2019 with the Red Scare girls to "spill her tea" exclusively regarding the article in The Cut. Complete unintelligible madness ensued.

Balls-Oh-No-Ro

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 81:46


TRIGGER WARNING (I know that should seem unnecessary given the usual content...but this episode gets pretty serious about some real shit.  If you'd prefer to bury your head in the sand about potential genocides going on etc...no judgement...this isn't the ep for you) This is seriously our best ep yet, fresh off the presses just in time for the climate protests.  Zach Schepis, lead guitarist and vocals for the funk-a-delic Gridline, comes by to school us on the fucked up mess going down in the Amazon right now...he also absolutely schools us in podcasting with his deep bass and velvety vocals. Check out this awesome article he wrote about it for Unreasonable, unlike our podcast it's like actually researched and shit. Also be sure to check out his band now on Spotify!

Swipe Right 4 Gay Space Communism

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 56:03


I delayed releasing this episode 'cause I don't like it...I have no idea what I'm talking about...so just don't listen to it OK? We've got some better ones coming out I promise...be cool.

How The Gas Station Sushi Gets Made

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019 76:04


You don't wanna know

Peak Cis

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 86:01


Awwww shiiiit it's a crossover ep @peaktranspodca1

Man Interrupted (audio fixed)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 83:53


Plot twist he's a nazi This is probably our least funny, most opinionated, most poorly researched episode yet. We touch on topics such as toxic masculinity, and how we can best avoid doing praxis because we're lazy.

The James Awakens

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 56:49


Epstein truth now

3 Dicks 1 Chick (Feat. June Sayers)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 105:46


This ep is extra long like one of our dicks (hint: it's not mine or Alex's).  Also don't have a shit fit, we recorded this before I stopped drinking, I haven't fallen off the wagon that quickly. Check out June with the Trans Chapos themselves on Peak Trans. Also June left us with some sick links: Rejection The Common Good In Media Res June Sayer's Patreon It's some steamy hot 'tent, and by tent I mean the one in my pants.

My MBTI Is IDGAF

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 79:24


Yanny comes over to talk about Myers-Briggs.  Alex find out his MBTI personality type.  James yells over everything about gay space communism.

Dems Say The Darndest Things #2 (Democratic Debate 2 Night 2 Recap)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 28:34


I wanna die

Dems Say The Darndest Things #1 (Democratic Debate 2 Night 1 Recap)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 29:39


Whoops we mostly talked about Epstein...

The Gun Is Good The Penis Is Bad

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2019 59:38


Don't hate because me I'm a bougie 2A cishet white man, hate me 'cause I have a garbage dick

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