Ruined for Life

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Sometimes you experience or learn something that changes the way you see the world forever. Now every time you hear a topic or see a certain thing, that knowledge taints everything. That's what this podcast is all about. Prepare to be ruined for life.

Joel and Jonathan Malm


    • Jan 3, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 23m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    011 – Writing a Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2019 29:19


    Both Joel and Jonathan have been published and self-published quite a few books. In this episode, they dispel a lot of the myths people have about writing a book. Prepare to be ruined for book writing.

    010 – Salt and Pepper

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2018 29:07


    Contrary to Jonathan’s belief as a child, salt and pepper are not opposites. They don’t cancel each other out. In this episode, Joel and Jonathan banter about different types of pepper, salt mines in Hitler’s Germany, and why salt and pepper are on every American table.

    009 – Air Travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2018 28:02


    This podcast episode dives into the following topics: – What happens when you try to sneak a grenade past airport security. – What happens when someone dies on a flight. – What’s the deal with support animals on planes? – How they determine how much a POS needs to pay for their seat.

    008 – Atlantis

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2018 19:59


    Deep under the ice of Antarctica, there’s a very good chance that there’s an entire lost civilization. Joel and Jonathan dive into some of the theories and mysteries of Atlantis.

    007 – Christmas Gifts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 20:58


    It’s the Great Malm Schism: Do we buy Christmas gifts for each other or do we not? Joel and Jonathan discuss why they disagree so much on this particular issue.

    006 – Llamas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 18:53


    When was the last time you thought about llamas? If you’re Joel and Jonathan, the answer is “recently”. That’s the topic of this week’s podcast. The brothers talk about the different types of llamas, what happens when you kiss a camel, and what you can surmise from seeing a naked llama.

    005 – Obscure Movies We Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2017 24:13


    What is it called when you kill your sister? That’s just one of the profound questions that come up in Joel and Jonathan’s discussion of some obscure movies they love. How you seen Condorman, The Mission, or The RM? If not, you might want to check them out after listening to this episode. If nothing…

    004 – Time Management

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2017 23:17


    Which is a bigger waste of time: Mowing the lawn or watching TV? Or is it better to pay someone to mow the lawn so you can watch TV? This is one of the many things Joel and Jonathan talk about in this week’s episode.

    003 – Humor

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2017 23:54


    Joel and Jonathan are some of the funniest people they know. So who better to talk about humor than them? In this episode, hear about Joel’s failed attempt at stand up comedy, Jonathan’s preferred formula for humor, and the brothers’ favorite jokes.

    002 – Extroversion/Introversion

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2017 21:11


    Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Joel and Jonathan fall on opposite ends of the spectrum. Listen in as they talk about their experiences and some common misconceptions people have on the topic. Don’t worry… While Joel is talking about dopamine, opposites attracting, and pre-frontal cortexes, Jonathan is trying to find a way to…

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