Steph McGovern's Not Bad For A Monday

The gang are back with a Christmas special. Claire has had her baby, although it's her alcoves she wants to boast about. And it turns out Geoff is a bit of a tinsel tart. Whereas Steph hasn't even put any decorations up. They've got more work place funnies to tell you about and there's even a bit of Strictly sparkle in the mix. P.S. This was recorded the day before the Christmas rules were changed.' See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Let's be honest, when you listen to this podcast you never know what the 3 of them are going to come out with next. This week's no different. With another batch of cringe-worthy tales from the workplace to get through, Geoff goes all shy, Claire weighs in on a heavy duty debate and Steph has that sinking feeling - and they all agree it's time for a break. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week our listeners tell us about the funny answers they've given to the most common job interview questions. This gets Geoff ranking his Robbies while Claire struggles to control her Buddha and Steph's banging on about Bungle from Rainbow. The 3 of them have clearly lost it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's our 21st episode! And what better way to celebrate than by making an absolute almighty mess of it. The thing is... well, maybe you best just have a listen and find out, and have a guess at whose fault it was... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you get offended easily don't listen to this week's episode. Steph is not holding back with the x-rated stories from our listeners and their work-place shenanigans. It's Geoff's worst nightmare but Claire is the one who ends up leaving early. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Steph's got a job on her hands controlling her little fluff ball while Claire's busy fretting over her teenage Skips fiasco. All mixed up together with Barry's ostrich, Bev's paper round and Geoff's dodgy Yorkshire accent, it's another hilarious instalment of workplace mishaps and misunderstandings served up by the gang. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When you go to work each day the aim is not to mess up.....but sometimes accidents can happen with hilarious consequences.This week our listeners' stories include tiger brows, cops facing cake fines, misplaced windows, incontinence wine and the great tale of the naughty scrubs. No wonder the gang are in meltdown. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What connects a dirty sock, a nose bleed, some kids shoes and a camel race? Job interviews, that's what. Claire, Steph and Producer Geoff discuss the latest listener horror stories, including the case of the flying pencil. Ouch. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The gang are through to the second round of interviews and things are only getting funnier. From role-play to roly-polies, the mishaps and miscommunications are enough to leave Steph in tears and Claire laughing all the way to the Beach Club. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chronic dead legs, tumbling plants-pots and shadowy stationery cupboards - listener tales from job interviews have got the gang in bits this week.. Steph can't talk for laughing, Claire needs a lie down, and Geoff reckons it's the best episode yet. But what does he know? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After dissecting the newspaper headlines that came out of last week's episode and a row over who said what....the team talk cutlery chaos in the workplace. With over 50 stories sent in from listeners we find out that the emergency services are the Bermuda triangle for forks, there are building sites all over the country with spoon wars - and that Claire can't say the word cutlery. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Just who is the crab-stick porn stasher? In an episode accidentally full of filth, a random chat about ‘misusing' things at work leads to Steph's story about the erotic office nanna, and Claire finally explains how the X-rated prep she did for Steph's baby shower nearly ended up getting her the sack..... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With not enough sleep and too many shots at their work do, the team discuss funny things bosses have made their staff do. Steph's all about bulls pizzles, Geoff's ego is dented by a sweaty Gruffalo and Claire, well, she always makes a hell of an entrance. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The gang's off out on the tiles - pre-lockdown, obvs - but will Claire be able to stay on her feet for once? The lasses have got their bling on, god only knows what Geoff's wearing. But first Claire needs to find somewhere to park. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Steph's gone all Mills & Boon with mushy stories of work romance and Claire's in her element - nobody loves love like our Claire. Amour is in the air, but with resident whingebag Geoff on fine form there's naff all chance of a happy ending. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Claire's gone full happy-clappy but Steph's having none of it, while a fishy tale from Producer Geoff sees him facing a battering. More shenanigans from the workplace-in-lockdown from the three amigos. Namaste.. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Claire's rooting through the bin, Geoff's sticking his bit in and Steph's got a bad case of the Snumps - but who's got the best excuse for dodging the next online meeting? More laughter on lockdown from the team, but a tale too from the wards to put everything in perspective. This one's for you, Ruth. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Teacher, hairdresser, pet beautician....we're all taking on second jobs we never expected to. As life in lockdown continues, Steph's quiz-dodging is rumbled, Claire's getting snappy with her delivery driver - and Producer Geoff can't leave his penny whistle alone. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After a busy week battling innuendo, Steph hopes for a smut free recording - but Claire has other ideas. Producer Geoff is bowled over by a sprout. And they all agree that no one wants to see the end of the rainbow. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Claire's chasing her pooch, Steph's having the Vs flicked at her, while Producer Geoff's dodging the stink-eye. Shouldn't working under the same roof as your loved ones be a whole lot easier than this? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Times are weird for everyone. Claire, Steph and Producer Geoff like many, are working from home. So they get together on a video-conference to chew over life as a social distancer. It's all tan, teeth, ties and talking over each. But the trickiest thing seems to be keeping Claire's attention..... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Claire, Steph and Producer Geoff are back, this time entering the minefield that is communication in the workplace. What should you do when the boss reads your email slagging them off? Why did you just say 'Love you!' at the end of an important business phone call? Should hugs be banned at work? And what the hell has a watermelon got to do with any of it? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Claire, Steph and Producer Geoff are back with more torrid tales from the workplace, including a six month stand-off over pens and the legendary adventures of soapy superhero, Foam Girl.Claire talks fondly of her dad working away on the rigs, while Steph is shocked to discover that she really does have a prize-winning potty-mouth. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Claire, Steph and Producer Geoff get the revolting stuff out of the way first, with stories about some of the horrible personal habits that can turn the workplace into a nauseating nightmare. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What's in a name? Steph McGovern and her old mate Claire gather together with Producer Geoff to decide whet their new podcast, charting the weird and wonderful things that go on in the workplace, should be called. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Steph McGovern and her childhood friend Claire get to work tackling some of the funny, strange and sometimes revolting stuff that happens in the workplace. From office shenanigans to factory funnies, shop floor dramas to oil rig oddities, in ‘Not Bad For a Monday' Claire, Steph and Producer Geoff invite you to join their irreverent virtual support group. Prepare for toe-curling tales from the daily grind. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.