The Three Cones of Pointlessness

The thrilling finale of season 1 is finally here! After a LONG break between episode, we're back to catch up on everything that's happened, as well as talk with our good friend Matthew! Stay tuned for season 2 to hear what happens immediately after this episode was recorded!

David officially has his first stalker! Of course we talk about this, as well as the Mandela effect, some crazy animal facts, and a couple Buzzfeed quizzes.

The Thanksgiving special! This time we talk about all the things we're thankful for, our Black Friday plans, and our favorite Thanksgiving foods. We also talk about some crazy sports and laws that you may not have heard of before!

We made it to double digits! To celebrate, we brought on our good friend Jimmy to talk about his mishaps at work, wildlife, and of course, space.

We're back and better than ever! After taking a week off, we're back with more stories and discussions covering everything from McDonald's ice cream machines, to John Cena, to space diapers!

This episode is a Halloween special! In addition to our normal segments, we spend time going through some spooky stories and questions to discuss. If you're looking for something to get you into the Halloween spirit, this is the podcast for you!

In this episode, we discuss everything from the constitution, to nuclear radiation, to the latest in tech news. You don't want to miss it!

In this episode, we go through a ranking of all of the attractions at Walt Disney World and give our opinions! We also discuss space, work mishaps, and Snapchat.

In this episode, we find out if our good friend Ian (our first guest!) is opposed to the cone. We also discuss toilet paper, fat bear week, and Michael Reeves.

Jonathan finally got a new microphone! To celebrate, the three talk about working at Target, competing in a Hackathon, and witnessing crazy drivers.

The three answer a bunch of get to know you questions! They also talk about Star Wars, Fantasy Football, and Disney World! You don't want to miss it!

Jacob, David, and Jonathan all discuss their experiences at Summerfest this year. Jacob also tells the story of his AC repairman, and they all discuss the compensation of Santa's elves. They even tell some bad dad jokes along the way!

David eats his pizza, Jonathan plays pinball, and Jacob discusses the mail. They also decide on the title and theme song for this brand new podcast, and even address the woes of love.