Tobaccast

Peer pressure overwhelms David as he struggles to be just like Noah, with his set of miniature pipe furniture. It is still too hot to enjoy a good smoke, and the fellas are getting depressed. Noah discovers a firearm themed pipe, and David gets worked into a frenzy over Tom Hardy in 'The Revenant' after nearly starting a grease fire on his propane grill.

The postman has been busy this week, delivering all sorts of goodies to the fellas as they continue to scour the Internet for fresh tobacco, and odd treasures. David paces his driveway at night, flicking his knife while smoking aromatics in an effort to ward off drunken oddballs hunting cats. Noah marvels at his new pipe stand that may or may not be covered in glue, and dog hair. Greg from Chicago refuses to cancel his Hotmail account, while Tobaccast welcome’s Coogan’s Tire Jungle and their precious ad dollars.

The fellas continue their struggle with interstate podcast syncopations, and summer humidity. David finally adopts “cigarette french toast steak tobacco” while arriving at an elitist beef-jerky paved crossroad. Patience runs thin quickly when “Big Brown Water” Noah attempts to research African tobacco, and David introduces the flowery spoils of his previous week’s bidding war. Tensions run high over the question of what exactly constitutes an “estate pipe”, overpayment for lipstick erection pipes, and mysterious little metal cigarettes. Noah dreams about an inoffensive Meerschaum hatchet pipe, while David struggles with the first attempt at smoking the floral Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pipe.

David and Noah attempt to sync their podcast recording while navigating the peculiarities of interstate podcast production. Noah introduces his foray into “LSD communion wafer plug” flake tobacco. David smokes three pipesworth of brick-and-mortar black cavendish while vacuuming out his car in the rain after an on-the-hoof tour of high-class Las Vegas cigar bars, while Noah is tormented by listener, Greg from Chicago, and his after-market shoelaces. The podcast deteriorates into oblivion as the fellas dip their hips into the swamp of the online used knife, and pipe markets where David gets immersed in a cocksure bidding war for a “floral estate pipe” of dubious provenance.