Top Shelf Shenanigans

We are so close to done and yet it feels so far away. We promise we will get there eventually! So #earpers and #wynaughties jump in as we bash 4x08, complain about 4x09 then get emotional over two friends strapping it on in 4x10. We promise we do actually like some of the content they gave us... Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

We are back on duty! I know it's been a while but we still have a beautiful story of friendship to tell even if everything else has disappointed us. With our clown make-up removed we discuss 4x06 and 4x07 which ends up up being a strange mix of nostalgia and outrage. Join us, won't you? Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Wait, what's this?? We are back to our real job! We get back on track talking #wynaught and their journey as friends. We discuss 4x04 and 4x05 while still wearing our clown make-up in anticipation of 4B. (We recorded this pre-premiere obviously) Nicole is still broken, guilt-ridden, and ready to die in order to fix it. Plus, porch scene. Into and Outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Well, #Earpers, it is the end of an era. Whether you admit it or not, that sure felt like a series finale to us! We don't really break down the episode so much as reminisce on what we liked and what let us down. Listen if you want, or don't, because we hardly wanted to say anything at all. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Alright #Earpers it's the penultimate episode of #WynonnaEarp and we have some thoughts! Some questions were answered, kinda. More questions arose. And what the Hell happened to all the characters we've grown to love? Hey, at least Mercedes is a vampire now. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Now THAT'S the show we know and love, #Earpers! We celebrate the absolute ride that 4x10 was by discussing the truth bombs Jolene drops on us all, embracing our dark sides, and totally skipping all the #wynaught scenes because we are not ready to unpack them yet! ***If you don’t want Buffy spoilers skip 49:55-51:50*** Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

And we are back on track, folx! Come along, #Earpers we are giving you our thoughts on 4x09! There's genies and brains and chickens, oh my! Also, at least one of our hosts was happy to see #wynaught beating the shit out of each other! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Spoopy Halloween, #Earpers! We discuss how horrifying episode 4x08 was for us all! We've got more questions than answers, wishy washy character choices, and a barely threatening villain! Kinda wish I could memory fog myself... Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Season 4 is back and so are we! Come with us #Earpers as we briefly discuss our initial thoughts and reactions to 4x07. We have so many new questions, revel in Jann Arden supremacy, and agree that Doc needs to get his ass off the high horse he rode into the episode on. Also, science! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Alright #earpers and #wynaughties in this special episode finally tackle the question of what we think would happen to #wynaught if Wayhaught were to break up! We discuss both sides of the break up, ponder a few different scenarios, and decide what lines Wynonna draws in each case. Special thanks to @Nicgarc89202558 and @aj_notnutella for posing this question to us! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

We are all about spreading love in this special episode! Join us #Earpers and #wynaughties as we chat with our special guest @DresaUMD. We get to know one of our listeners while letting her live out a few fantasies of her own! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this minisode, we discuss some unpopular opinions in the #Earpers fandom. Some are our own and some come straight from you listeners! Take a listen, let us know your thoughts, and sorry if you disagree. They are just opinions, after all. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Come with us #Earpers and #wynaughties as we jump into 4x03! There's poop jokes, some PTSD, and most importantly our two best friends are finally HOME! We also shout out to a few special listeners who make us feel a little more valid. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Let's talk about love! That's right, we're discussing the glory of 4x02 and the infamous declaration of love. Hop aboard the emotional tornado with us as we break down the depth of #wynaught platonic love. We also discuss how terrible online dating is and the artistic potential of dicks. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Alright #wynaughties, it’s time to dive into season 4! After a bit of a break we get to see #wynaught in all their glory. We are reminded of the journey that they have taken together with a bit of anger, a punch or two, a few conditions, and a blurted confession of feelings in the middle of an argument. What else could you really ask for? Get ready to feel both validated and confused because we still have no idea what the Hell is going on with the Garden! Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TopShelfShenanigans/ Our website: https://www.podpage.com/top-shelf-shenanigans/ Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

And we’re back! In our return minisode, we make a few big announcements, try desperately to get the #wynaughties name to be a thing, and then we celebrate the new year with a few goofy superlative awards for the characters of our beloved Wynonna Earp! New Year, same old bullshit! Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TopShelfShenanigans/ Our website: https://www.podpage.com/top-shelf-shenanigans/ Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

You asked and we delivered! This special crossover episode features Anne from the Wynaught Podcast! We get to know one another, discuss a few of our favorite things about #wynonnaearp, and DTR for our ‘casts. Janie doesn’t know geography, Kelly secretly "poops", and Anne brings “holla” back! Hold on, y’all, it’s all the shenanigans you’ve come to expect ramped up by our first special guest! Shoutout, special thanks, and mucho love to our sister podcast! Find them at wynaught.com or on twitter: @wynaughtP Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

‘Tis the season for total shenanigans. We do an #earper gift exchange with a handful of the characters before having #wynaught choose “This or That” from a list of traditional Christmas shit. We share a few personal thoughts on the holiday thus officially waging our own war on Christmas, apparently. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0 Mixed with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCyujEaGto by https://www.youtube.com/user/MrRunnerholic

In this episode we finish with season 3 by discussing 3x11 and 3x12. We reflect on the journey of three seasons and realize we have a LOT of unanswered questions. But first, we talk The Wilds (I think we're fairly spoiler free but no promises) and muse over who is that show's #wynaught before finishing the episode with Twitter questions from @ingriddy and @aj_notnutella Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this episode we race toward the end of season 3. We discuss 3x08, 3x09, and 3x10! And since there’s not a lot of #wynaught content, we discuss a few widely popular ships from other shows just because we can. Some are good, some are bad, and some are basically intolerable! All about the shit show express! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

This bonus minisode is filled with all the stuff we've cut out. It is uncensored best friendery at it's finest. Lots of swearing, strong opinions about names we hate, and us just generally being dicks. Tread lightly, you have been warned. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

We try something a little different this week. You guys pointed out we never did a minisode for 4x01 so we thought we'd do a live rewatch and let you hear our thoughts. Enjoy while we watch the episode together for the first time in months! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In part 2 of our super special 3x07 episode discussion we continue to bask in the chaotic energy #wynaught brings to this specific adventure. Then, after we’ve all had a few laughs, things get deep. One of us gets emotional over how much these two mean to one another and we celebrate just how amazing this friendship has become. Join us because, well, you already listened to the first half, right? Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

This episode is a big one, y’all! We dive head first into 3x07 and all the chaos that comes with it! Join us for part 1 of this two part breakdown of the most ridiculous episode of the entire Wynonna Earp series. We talk hiding bodies with your bestie, adult women with adult needs, and how #wynaught revert back to children when they bicker. We also answer a Twitter question from @aj_notnutella  Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this episode, we keep on trekking through season 3. We discuss 3x04, 3x05, and 3x06! We talk childish behavior, Doc being dragged, and Christmas. Then we answer a few questions from our Twitter fans @therealLucindaM and @WynaughtP Intro and Outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this episode, we all deal with grief and saying goodbye. We all grow a little closer through the sadness and reminds us how important family is. Then, to lighten the mood, we have #wynaught fill out dating profiles for one another! If you want to fill out the dating quiz yourself: https://ruthbuchananauthor.com/2018/08/06/ruths-extremely-helpful-do-it-yourself-online-dating-profile-sample-questionnaire/ Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

It’s Halloween in Purgatory! In this minisode we discuss possible group costume ideas for the WE gang before casting them into cliche slasher movie character roles! See who lives, who dies, and who enjoys the breeze afforded by wearing a dress! Also, if you wanna take a shot every time we say "fucking hilarious" you'll probably be drunk by the end of it. We do apologize for Kelly's audio in this. Her audio got switched from her mic to her headset somehow, and we know it sounds like poop :) Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0 mixed with: https://soundcloud.com/sei_peridot/spook

We kick off season 3 with some vampires, dick jokes, and booby munches! Come with us as we talk childhood traumas, healthy relationships, and unrealistic body images! Oh and we celebrate how far #wynaught has come because that’s the entire point of this thing! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

We take a break from the canon journey of our favorite best friend duo to have a very scientific discussion about what great romantic potential they have! We talk love languages, soulmate quizzes, and one of us has an epiphany! Come along to this pretend world where we cast aside canon and say #wynaught! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

As we wrap up season 2, we really hit our chaotic stride! Join us for pure shenanigans as we discuss #wynaught and the journey they have been on through two seasons. We celebrate their bond, how their relationship is like none other on the show, and how much we love their undying support for one another. Also, we talk about dicks because it’s our show and we do what we want. The shop we talked about during the episode: https://www.teepublic.com/user/wynhaaughtcolbs Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this minisode, we assign the characters of Wynonna Earp what dog breed we think fits their personality. It is the best thing we have ever done. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

As we near the end of season 2 we see just how close #wynaught have grown. Nicole asks Wynonna to do the impossible, Wynonna fights like Hell to save her, and everyone wants to bash a baby. Listen closely for details about our giveaway and we even give a special shout out! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Y’all we’ve finally reached 2x07 of Wynonna Earp! Celebrate all of the glorious #wynaught content with us including a very cute drunk Nicole, a few moments of true human connection, and Wynonna DTR! Let’s be honest, this episode is so Top Shelf it speaks for itself! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Come along as battle numerous technical issues and awkward cuts while we discuss a few very important milestones reached by #wynaught in episode 2x06! We then, very professionally, sort our favorite WE characters into Hogwarts Houses! Trust us, we know what we’re doing. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In our last reaction episode of the year, we discuss all of the madness we witnessed in 4x06! Come along as we banter about kissing frogs, how much we fucking love Rosita, our ideal Wayhaught wedding, and how frustrating WynDoc is! You don't wanna miss our probably super accurate predictions for 4B, either! #WynonnaEarp Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

Come with us as we break down 2x04 and 2x05. We get another break room scene, some Goononna, and also discuss a few fan favorite fanfic tropes by putting #wynaught in those scenarios! Shout out to @FindingGaby for the trope suggestions! Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this "medium-sode" we share our thoughts on 4x05 including how much we loved the #wynaught porch scene. Also, we love Rosita so stop hating on her

In this episode we discuss Nicole’s terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day. We also drink to honor B-Train, celebrate being side character hoes, and start to see Wynaught butting heads because they can't communicate properly. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this minisode, we briefly discuss our thoughts and feelings on 4x04. We also give a brief history lesson on the Clanton/Earp feud and talk about whether or not we would rather have an unidentified hair in our mouths or bees. Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this episode, we discuss episodes 2x01 and 2x02 of Wynonna Earp. We get off track a lot and ask for pictures of your pets because Wynaught. Transcript for deaf/HoH Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

A very unplanned minisode, where we briefly discuss 4x03. It's basically us bullsh*tting with no structure while Janie's cat, Pancakes serenades us. Transcript for deaf/HoH Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this episode, we discuss the Wynaught scenes from the end of season 1. Wynonna is oblivious to everything, and BBD welcomes Agent Nicole Haught. Transcript for deaf/HoH Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this minisode, we very briefly discuss our thoughts and feelings on episode 4x02. There are absolutely no fart, poop, or dick jokes. Transcript for deaf/HoH Intro and outro music: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0

In this episode, we discuss Wynaught scenes from 1x02, 1x03, 1x07, and some controversial topics revolving around khaki pants and stetsons. Transcript for dead/HoH Intro music credit: "Ruff" Cactus Slim Records CactusSlimRecords.com CC BY-NC 4.0