Two Creeps and A Microphone

What year is it? About three whole months ago we were lucky enough to talk to the enchanting Knate Higgins aka Bunny Wonderland, and we tried to include the talented Kitty Willow, but our remote recording skills are seriously lacking. It gets raunchy. Enjoy.

This episode is an embarrassing combination of our talents; eating into the microphone and talking about a void of topics. We recorded it in the middle of our summer hiatus and Abby has forgotten to upload it for weeks and weeks. We go on about Ed from Sam's workplace, all the weddings she's been to over the summer, and we talk Tim through killing mosquitoes.

Hi guys. We're sorry that it's been so long since we last uploaded an episode. We've been busy with weddings and LGBTQ pride. Anyway, Abby's been forgetting to upload this episode for a few weeks now, so here it is. Killdozer, asshole teenagers, belly shirts, and H. Jon Benjamin's new memoir. Listen.

This week we're sharing embarrassing stories about falling down, Orville Peck, and the Satanic Temple!

Hi creeps! This week we are all over the map. We talk about over-tipping your strippers, a girl telling drunk Sam that she looks like Smee, and Abby bombs in a game of What Do I Look Like!

We're back for round two of the puke discussion. We also get pretty heavy into some ICP/Juggalos, talk about weird things we do when we're alone, and Tim indulges us in a creepy story from his past.

Join us as we celebrate 6 months of Two Creeps and a Microphone by wheeze-laughing way too much.

What do you get when you combine talking too close to the microphone, a Bunny and the Fox drag show, and choking on fast food? You get this episode. Enjoy.

Hi creeps! This week we sat down with our personal pizzas and touched on some random topics. There's a little bit of politics, kissing on the mouth, some bad tattoos, and the usual random bits. Oh, and we leave a really embarrassing voicemail on Matty Matheson's voicemail. Sorry Matty.

Ted Bundy, Fyre Fest, Ja Rule, need we say more?

We sit down and have a very serious conversation about Tik Tok videos.

Happy New Year! We have definitely fallen off the podcasting train over the holidays and we're sorry, ok? Listen in to this weeks comeback as we talk about our dopplegangers, the history of strange expressions, and give our review of Bird Box.

In the words of Wayne Newton, danke schoen for listening to this week's episode. We’re talking about the Mandela Effect and how it’s ruining our memories! We also discuss some embarrassing CD’s from our teen years and a bunch of other really important things that you’re going to love.

You don't want to miss this episode. Seriously. We are talking about some intense missed connections, and even missed-connections turned connections-made. We also get to talk with the incredibly talented host of the wildly creative podcast "No Reason to Exist"!

Don't ask us what this episode is about, we don't know.

We've been on a scary long hiatus! Here are some SCARY stories in the meantime!

We're getting our creep on this week! Listen in as we explore the world of urban legends. From the creepy corners of the internet to mysterious sounds from the depths of the ocean. We even talk to a man about his terrifying encounter with a sinister Skinwalker during his time as a park ranger.

Can you say ASMR? These Japanese Halloween treats sure are interesting!

Well, we're back, and we're keeping it weird. This week we talk about dog poop, Trader Joe's, and spontaneous combustion. Oh, and before we play some games Sam gives us a confusing review of one of our favorite creepy movies.

It's our first minisode! Or in other words, it's the extra crap that doesn't fit in our regular episodes. Listen to us as we reflect on our first episode and make some sweet, spooky noises with our mouths.

Join us on our maiden voyage into podcasting. We talk about gross experiences in restaurants, play f*@k-marry-kill, and answer some stupid get-to-know-us questions to break the ice! Oh and you really won't want to miss the closing segment.