Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner


    • Sep 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 18m AVG DURATION
    • 565 EPISODES


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    Mark and rob write poetry for hamsters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 88:23


    Rob and Mark write poetry for hamsters

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2025 72:20 Transcription Available


    music talk from the creeps

    Rob shaves a roadmap of Rhode island on his buttock hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2025 95:25 Transcription Available


    Rob carves a map of Rhode Island on his buttocks hair

    NFL talk with the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2025 84:47 Transcription Available


    Bastards talk NFL

    Rob slobbers so heavy that it looks like it rained on the sidewalk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 71:14 Transcription Available


    Rob slobbers uncontrollably while being kicked in the ass

    Rob break dances and then eats turnups

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2025 82:16 Transcription Available


    Rob eats turnups and then break dances

    music talk and news from two creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2025 84:50 Transcription Available


    music news and talk from two creeps

    brand new sports talk from bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2025 94:51 Transcription Available


    brand new show from the sports bastards

    Mark lights rob's loin clothe on fire and ran off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 92:07 Transcription Available


    rob burns his P.P when Mark lights his loin clothe on fire

    Mark tosses a piss covered rag at Rob's face

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2025 69:15 Transcription Available


    rob get hit in the face with a piss rag

    creeps talking music

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 89:32 Transcription Available


    creeps talking music

    Sports by a couple of bastards NFL talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 102:26 Transcription Available


    bastards talking NFL

    mark hides wasps in Rob's dresser

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 88:38 Transcription Available


    Mark hides angry wasps in rob's pantry

    music news and talk from the creeps.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2025 120:50 Transcription Available


    creepy music news and talk.

    mark and Rob once again try to entertain us with puke

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 89:20 Transcription Available


    if you love vomit, we have your show

    NFL talk from the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 102:50 Transcription Available


    Bastards talk NFL.

    Rob strapped a microphone to his pet stick, he got hours of audio

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 78:50 Transcription Available


    rob thinks he can communicate with a piece of celery

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2025 83:43 Transcription Available


    music talk and discussions from two creeps

    rob has a stuffed penis he puts on his couch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2025 84:46


    Rob's stuffed Penis looks great on his coach

    sports talk from two bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 83:43 Transcription Available


    sports talk from a couple of bastards

    rob learns the bongo's with his feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 96:52 Transcription Available


    rob plays the bongos with his feet

    recorded live from Eureka springs from the balcony overlooking spring street at flatiron flats suites

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2025 79:48 Transcription Available


    recorded live from a balcony at the flatiron flats suits, eureka Springs Ark

    Mark puts on a bandana to keep his thoughts tight.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 82:16 Transcription Available


    mark believes his bandana keeps his thoughts tight

    short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on coke

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2025 1:52 Transcription Available


    short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on Coke

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2025 112:50 Transcription Available


    creepy music talk

    sports from two bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2025 70:55 Transcription Available


    two sports bastards talking in a microphone

    mark and rob try this episode in sign language, you'll have to listen carefully

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 99:37 Transcription Available


    listen carefully, this is our sign language episode.

    new lower salt podcast.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 83:20 Transcription Available


    enjoy our new lower sodium podcast

    new vegan podcast, also available in regular with real meat, enjoy our newest technology

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2025 85:55 Transcription Available


    new vegan podcast or also our regular podcast made with real angus beef.

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 119:37 Transcription Available


    music talk from the creeps

    Mark and Rob talk and make fun of everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 82:12 Transcription Available


    rob and Mark chit chat about pure garbage

    Sports from two bastards live from the city market

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 95:40 Transcription Available


    sports from two bastards live from the city market

    Mark saws off Rob's right leg as a prank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 91:55


    Rob get his right leg amputated as a joke. Mark had to buy his a crutches and a fake leg.

    mark and rob drink vinegar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 87:48 Transcription Available


    mark and rob drink vinegar

    a tribute to the prince of darkness! R.I.P Ozzy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2025 87:35 Transcription Available


    A tribute to the prince of darkness, R.I.P Ozzy

    Rob eats a wood block because he was "bored"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 87:55 Transcription Available


    Rob eats a wood block because he was bored

    new improved show, not really

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 95:18 Transcription Available


    new improved show, not really, it still sucks!

    yup another amazing journey of filth and information all waiting for you

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 85:59


    Have at it pukes! another amazing production!

    Mark and Rob pose for oncoming traffic, they get hit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 87:54 Transcription Available


    Mark and Rob are sore after getting hit.

    another gem.......maybe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 83:55 Transcription Available


    another gem.....maybe

    here's another gem

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 83:40 Transcription Available


    enjoy this gem

    Mark and Rob wear feathers and jump of trees to fly, they're in ICU

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2025 87:14 Transcription Available


    Rob and Mark wear feathers but failed flying tests, they're in the hospital

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 116:13


    creepy music talk

    bastardly sports talk from the douches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2025 55:47 Transcription Available


    sports bastards talk sports

    new replacement episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 93:32 Transcription Available


    new replacement episode

    Mark and rob win a dance off with a corpse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 88:32 Transcription Available


    a corpse almost won a dance off with Mark and /rob

    Mark and rob babble about nothing for well over an hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 83:23 Transcription Available


    listen to them babble for over an hour.

    Mark and Rob act like idiots, they're really good at it.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 83:23


    two idiots saying dumb things.

    Rob runs an electric can opener over Mark's scrotum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 83:26 Transcription Available


    Mark gets his scrotum tangled in an electric can opener thanks to Rob

    Mark slaps Rob in the groin with a electric bug zapper tennis racket

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 86:47 Transcription Available


    rob get smashed in the groin with an electric bug zapping paddle. Mark was seen running off laughing.

    Mark throws a cup of urine at Rob but it splashes all over his face

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 85:34


    Mark gets urine splashed on him try to throw it at Rob

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