Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner


    • Sep 10, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 18m AVG DURATION
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    Sports by a couple of bastards NFL talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 102:26 Transcription Available


    bastards talking NFL

    mark hides wasps in Rob's dresser

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 88:38 Transcription Available


    Mark hides angry wasps in rob's pantry

    music news and talk from the creeps.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2025 120:50 Transcription Available


    creepy music news and talk.

    mark and Rob once again try to entertain us with puke

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 89:20 Transcription Available


    if you love vomit, we have your show

    NFL talk from the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 102:50 Transcription Available


    Bastards talk NFL.

    Rob strapped a microphone to his pet stick, he got hours of audio

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 78:50 Transcription Available


    rob thinks he can communicate with a piece of celery

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2025 83:43 Transcription Available


    music talk and discussions from two creeps

    rob has a stuffed penis he puts on his couch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2025 84:46


    Rob's stuffed Penis looks great on his coach

    sports talk from two bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 83:43 Transcription Available


    sports talk from a couple of bastards

    rob learns the bongo's with his feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 96:52 Transcription Available


    rob plays the bongos with his feet

    recorded live from Eureka springs from the balcony overlooking spring street at flatiron flats suites

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2025 79:48 Transcription Available


    recorded live from a balcony at the flatiron flats suits, eureka Springs Ark

    Mark puts on a bandana to keep his thoughts tight.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 82:16 Transcription Available


    mark believes his bandana keeps his thoughts tight

    short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on coke

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2025 1:52 Transcription Available


    short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on Coke

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2025 112:50 Transcription Available


    creepy music talk

    sports from two bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2025 70:55 Transcription Available


    two sports bastards talking in a microphone

    mark and rob try this episode in sign language, you'll have to listen carefully

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 99:37 Transcription Available


    listen carefully, this is our sign language episode.

    new lower salt podcast.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 83:20 Transcription Available


    enjoy our new lower sodium podcast

    new vegan podcast, also available in regular with real meat, enjoy our newest technology

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2025 85:55 Transcription Available


    new vegan podcast or also our regular podcast made with real angus beef.

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 119:37 Transcription Available


    music talk from the creeps

    Mark and Rob talk and make fun of everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 82:12 Transcription Available


    rob and Mark chit chat about pure garbage

    Sports from two bastards live from the city market

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 95:40 Transcription Available


    sports from two bastards live from the city market

    Mark saws off Rob's right leg as a prank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 91:55


    Rob get his right leg amputated as a joke. Mark had to buy his a crutches and a fake leg.

    mark and rob drink vinegar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 87:48 Transcription Available


    mark and rob drink vinegar

    a tribute to the prince of darkness! R.I.P Ozzy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2025 87:35 Transcription Available


    A tribute to the prince of darkness, R.I.P Ozzy

    Rob eats a wood block because he was "bored"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 87:55 Transcription Available


    Rob eats a wood block because he was bored

    new improved show, not really

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 95:18 Transcription Available


    new improved show, not really, it still sucks!

    yup another amazing journey of filth and information all waiting for you

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 85:59


    Have at it pukes! another amazing production!

    Mark and Rob pose for oncoming traffic, they get hit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 87:54 Transcription Available


    Mark and Rob are sore after getting hit.

    another gem.......maybe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 83:55 Transcription Available


    another gem.....maybe

    here's another gem

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 83:40 Transcription Available


    enjoy this gem

    Mark and Rob wear feathers and jump of trees to fly, they're in ICU

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2025 87:14 Transcription Available


    Rob and Mark wear feathers but failed flying tests, they're in the hospital

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 116:13


    creepy music talk

    bastardly sports talk from the douches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2025 55:47 Transcription Available


    sports bastards talk sports

    new replacement episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 93:32 Transcription Available


    new replacement episode

    Mark and rob win a dance off with a corpse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 88:32 Transcription Available


    a corpse almost won a dance off with Mark and /rob

    Mark and rob babble about nothing for well over an hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 83:23 Transcription Available


    listen to them babble for over an hour.

    Mark and Rob act like idiots, they're really good at it.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 83:23


    two idiots saying dumb things.

    Rob runs an electric can opener over Mark's scrotum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 83:26 Transcription Available


    Mark gets his scrotum tangled in an electric can opener thanks to Rob

    Mark slaps Rob in the groin with a electric bug zapper tennis racket

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 86:47 Transcription Available


    rob get smashed in the groin with an electric bug zapping paddle. Mark was seen running off laughing.

    Mark throws a cup of urine at Rob but it splashes all over his face

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 85:34


    Mark gets urine splashed on him try to throw it at Rob

    Creeps talk music with up to date music news

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2025 122:29 Transcription Available


    music talk and news from the creeps

    sports talk and news from the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 64:01 Transcription Available


    sports news and talk form two bastards

    Mark tangles Rob's kite in a tree, Rob smacks Mark in the junk with a crowbar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 70:55 Transcription Available


    Mark runs screaming because Rob is smacking him in the nuts with a crowbar. Mark might've wrapped Rob's kite in a tree on purpose.

    Mark makes aardvark noises for an up coming sound file, he found out that he actually made giraffe noises by acident

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 91:04 Transcription Available


    Mark makes aardvark noises trying to be funny, a herd of giraffes trampled him, it was a charge noise he made by accident. He is in a body cast currently.

    Rob gets a sandwich laced with pigeon guts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 95:39 Transcription Available


    Rob doesn't like squab

    mark lets Rob walk in to a tree when he's blindfolded searching for a pinata

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 108:56 Transcription Available


    Rob is fooled and walk in to a tree blindfolded, he was looking for a pinata that didn't exist

    Rob is blindfolded and taste tests tree bark, he has to figure the tree from eating the bark. crazy fun

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 93:58 Transcription Available


    Rob is blindfolded for a tree bark taste test. he has to name the tree from the bark he ate. If he fails he will have his big toe sledge hammered.

    Rob does his high wire stunt he has practiced on for 12 years, it didn't end well.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 89:04 Transcription Available


    Rob long awaited highwire stunt finally happens, it didn't end well.........

    greatest sports show episode ever!!! listen to pure gold, NOW

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2025 107:14 Transcription Available


    Greatest sports show episode EVER!!

    another horrible edition of the music creeps. eat it up suckas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 68:00 Transcription Available


    chew on this bag of garbage....music creeps are here

    six hours of entertainment in an hour and a half. Don't let this benchmark in podcast entertainment go without downloading it NOW!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 90:57 Transcription Available


    Six hours of shocking, raw, loud entertainment crammed in an hour and a half! Don't miss out. Download it NOW!!

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