Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner


    • Apr 27, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 17m AVG DURATION
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    Mark tries to catch mice with a pair of tongs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 85:34


    mark accidentally grabbed rob's sack with tongs while trying to catch a mouse

    pair mice tongs
    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 78:11 Transcription Available


    creepy music talk

    creeps music talk
    NFL talk from the bastards!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 73:41 Transcription Available


    NFL info and other garbage from the bastards!

    nfl bastards nfl talk
    rob makes doughnuts out of cheerio's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 87:43 Transcription Available


    Rob's cheerios have frosting on them, they're still gross.

    doughnuts cheerio
    Mark ties Rob's stick art to his jeeps bumper and destroys it. Rob lights Mark's ass hair on fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 89:19


    Mark's ass hairs mysteriously catch fire after destroys Rob's stick figure art.

    hair lights ties destroys bumper jeeps
    Rob gets his penis bit by a parakeet

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 87:56 Transcription Available


    Rob has to pry a parakeet's beak of his penis.

    penis parakeets
    Rob argues with a turtle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 88:38 Transcription Available


    Rob had a turtle snap him on the nose, he still kept arguing with the turtle.

    turtles argues
    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2025 66:03 Transcription Available


    creepy music show.

    creeps music talk
    Mark puts flakes of rust in robs ice tea

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 106:20 Transcription Available


    robs ice tea tastes like rust flakes

    puts rust robs flakes ice tea
    Sports talk from two bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 77:18 Transcription Available


    two bastards talk sports

    bastards sports talk
    Mark buys a pet cockroach from Rob.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 85:25


    Rob sells Mark a cockroach that the picked up in a corner.

    buys cockroach
    creeps discussing music news

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2025 74:30 Transcription Available


    music news and facts from two creeps

    creeps music news
    Rob's fishing lures look just like metal forks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 100:56 Transcription Available


    Rob bends forks trying to make homemade fishing lures, it doesn't work.

    metal fishing forks lures
    music talk from your favorite creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 59:34 Transcription Available


    music talk from the creeps

    creeps music talk
    sports from the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 94:25 Transcription Available


    sports talk from two bastards

    bastards
    Mark throws sewage at Rob

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 89:35 Transcription Available


    Rob stomps on mark's groin area

    throws sewage
    more music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 110:21


    music talk from the creeps

    creeps music talk
    Rob sells old socks to buy a hamster

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 94:19 Transcription Available


    rob buys a hamster with old socks money

    sells socks hamsters
    brand new sports bastards yay

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 99:57 Transcription Available


    yup you read it here first, new sports bastards!

    brand new bastards
    Mark and rob have several topics and pretty much crap

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 93:12 Transcription Available


    crap and stuff

    crap prettymuch
    Mark is a bullshit magnet, more of his barrage of shit. Rob has some comments on current events, mark has some odd facts plus more

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 85:09 Transcription Available


    Rob has commentary on news articles and Mark has more bullshit that was dumped on him.

    current events bullshit magnet barrage
    discussion on the sad state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories comical bits.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 83:20


    discussion on the state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories and comical pieces.

    stories modern corporate injured bits comical sad state
    Mark looks for super powers after being shocked by jabbing a fork in a toaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 89:45


    Rob is convinced he has super powers after being bitten by a termite

    superpowers shocked fork toaster
    Rob tears off marks big toenail. the bastard

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 70:31


    Rob eats marks big toenail as a joke.

    tears bastards toenails
    music creeps talk music and other assorted bullshit

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2025 112:04


    Creeps talking music and other random bullshit

    bullshit creeps assorted talk music
    yay a brand new douchebags...........

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 84:17


    yay a brand new douchebags.......................................

    brand new douchebags
    NFL talk from the idiots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 93:00


    Idiots talking NFL

    nfl idiots nfl talk
    Rob invents a new dance called the tumble

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 44:52


    mark tries out Rob's new dance the tumble.

    tumble invents new dance
    Rob likes to stagger his pancake stack, he thinks it makes more pancakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 82:38


    Mark stomps Rob's maple syrup, Rob screams so loud Mark cries.

    likes stack pancakes stagger
    NFL talk from the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 59:16


    NFL talk from the bastards

    nfl bastards nfl talk
    Rob puts icy hot on mark's ass crack

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 92:33


    mark screams in pain after Rob puts icy hot on his ass crack

    crack puts icy hot
    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 75:56


    what if's, music news and a giant air balloon lands close by

    creeps music talk
    Mark is confuesed by the drive thru speaker, rob thinks it's a living creature

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 81:03


    Rob and Mark run off, not understanding the drive thru speaker wasn't a ghost speaking to them.

    speaker creatures drive thru
    Rob asses up mark's pudding pop

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 87:23


    Mark tapes raw liver to Robs forehead after he was drugged.

    pudding robs asses
    Mark writes a poem about termites to Rob

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 83:47


    Rob loves his pet termite

    poem writes termites
    sports bastards collides with the music creeps, you get the sports creeps!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 157:45


    sports bastards collide with music creeps, you get sports creeps.

    music bastards creeps
    Mark buys a sack of limbs for 4.99

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 90:49


    Rob gets Mark to buy a sack of tree limbs for 4.99

    buys sack limbs
    Mark send a a trained wasp tp sting Rob

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 91:12


    Rob screams after being stung by a wasp

    sting trained wasp
    Superbowl review, kinda.......

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 100:12


    Superbowl let down being discussed

    super bowl
    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 119:43


    creepy music talk

    creeps music talk
    The two douchebags sell stamps to the homeless.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 87:42


    Rob and Mark get sex changes on this podcast......just kidding

    homeless stamps douchebags
    Superbowl predictions and NFL news

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 106:38


    Superbowl predictions and latest NFL news

    nfl super bowl nfl news super bowl predictions
    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 119:58


    music talk from the creeps

    creeps music talk
    Mark bites his own nipple off

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 93:12


    Rob chews a hole in his nipple

    bites nipple
    Mark and Rob save pencils for fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 86:13


    mark is so happy over his and Rob's pencil collection

    pencils
    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 108:54


    music talk from the creeps

    creeps music talk
    topher and mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 98:33


    Topher and Mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit

    nfl butter biscuit topher steaming
    Mark n rob start to wonder if the box of air they bought might be a hoax

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 68:57


    Rob n mark love their new box of air

    bought hoaxes
    A visit with Wyatt at the city market

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 18:14


    We found a new friend, Wyatt at the city market!

    city market
    Mark throws up in Rob's pudding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 97:56


    Rob throws his pudding at Mark

    throws pudding
    music talk from two creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2025 141:12


    enjoy music talk from the creeps

    creeps music talk

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