Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner


    • Apr 27, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Mark tries to catch mice with a pair of tongs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 85:34


    mark accidentally grabbed rob's sack with tongs while trying to catch a mouse

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 78:11 Transcription Available


    creepy music talk

    NFL talk from the bastards!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 73:41 Transcription Available


    NFL info and other garbage from the bastards!

    rob makes doughnuts out of cheerio's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 87:43 Transcription Available


    Rob's cheerios have frosting on them, they're still gross.

    Mark ties Rob's stick art to his jeeps bumper and destroys it. Rob lights Mark's ass hair on fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 89:19


    Mark's ass hairs mysteriously catch fire after destroys Rob's stick figure art.

    Rob gets his penis bit by a parakeet

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 87:56 Transcription Available


    Rob has to pry a parakeet's beak of his penis.

    Rob argues with a turtle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 88:38 Transcription Available


    Rob had a turtle snap him on the nose, he still kept arguing with the turtle.

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2025 66:03 Transcription Available


    creepy music show.

    Mark puts flakes of rust in robs ice tea

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 106:20 Transcription Available


    robs ice tea tastes like rust flakes

    Sports talk from two bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 77:18 Transcription Available


    two bastards talk sports

    Mark buys a pet cockroach from Rob.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 85:25


    Rob sells Mark a cockroach that the picked up in a corner.

    creeps discussing music news

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2025 74:30 Transcription Available


    music news and facts from two creeps

    Rob's fishing lures look just like metal forks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 100:56 Transcription Available


    Rob bends forks trying to make homemade fishing lures, it doesn't work.

    music talk from your favorite creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 59:34 Transcription Available


    music talk from the creeps

    sports from the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 94:25 Transcription Available


    sports talk from two bastards

    Mark throws sewage at Rob

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 89:35 Transcription Available


    Rob stomps on mark's groin area

    more music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 110:21


    music talk from the creeps

    Rob sells old socks to buy a hamster

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 94:19 Transcription Available


    rob buys a hamster with old socks money

    brand new sports bastards yay

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 99:57 Transcription Available


    yup you read it here first, new sports bastards!

    Mark and rob have several topics and pretty much crap

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 93:12 Transcription Available


    crap and stuff

    Mark is a bullshit magnet, more of his barrage of shit. Rob has some comments on current events, mark has some odd facts plus more

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 85:09 Transcription Available


    Rob has commentary on news articles and Mark has more bullshit that was dumped on him.

    discussion on the sad state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories comical bits.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 83:20


    discussion on the state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories and comical pieces.

    Mark looks for super powers after being shocked by jabbing a fork in a toaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 89:45


    Rob is convinced he has super powers after being bitten by a termite

    Rob tears off marks big toenail. the bastard

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 70:31


    Rob eats marks big toenail as a joke.

    music creeps talk music and other assorted bullshit

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2025 112:04


    Creeps talking music and other random bullshit

    yay a brand new douchebags...........

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 84:17


    yay a brand new douchebags.......................................

    NFL talk from the idiots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 93:00


    Idiots talking NFL

    Rob invents a new dance called the tumble

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 44:52


    mark tries out Rob's new dance the tumble.

    Rob likes to stagger his pancake stack, he thinks it makes more pancakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 82:38


    Mark stomps Rob's maple syrup, Rob screams so loud Mark cries.

    NFL talk from the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 59:16


    NFL talk from the bastards

    Rob puts icy hot on mark's ass crack

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 92:33


    mark screams in pain after Rob puts icy hot on his ass crack

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 75:56


    what if's, music news and a giant air balloon lands close by

    Mark is confuesed by the drive thru speaker, rob thinks it's a living creature

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 81:03


    Rob and Mark run off, not understanding the drive thru speaker wasn't a ghost speaking to them.

    Rob asses up mark's pudding pop

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 87:23


    Mark tapes raw liver to Robs forehead after he was drugged.

    Mark writes a poem about termites to Rob

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 83:47


    Rob loves his pet termite

    sports bastards collides with the music creeps, you get the sports creeps!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 157:45


    sports bastards collide with music creeps, you get sports creeps.

    Mark buys a sack of limbs for 4.99

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 90:49


    Rob gets Mark to buy a sack of tree limbs for 4.99

    Mark send a a trained wasp tp sting Rob

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 91:12


    Rob screams after being stung by a wasp

    Superbowl review, kinda.......

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 100:12


    Superbowl let down being discussed

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 119:43


    creepy music talk

    The two douchebags sell stamps to the homeless.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 87:42


    Rob and Mark get sex changes on this podcast......just kidding

    Superbowl predictions and NFL news

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 106:38


    Superbowl predictions and latest NFL news

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 119:58


    music talk from the creeps

    Mark bites his own nipple off

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 93:12


    Rob chews a hole in his nipple

    Mark and Rob save pencils for fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 86:13


    mark is so happy over his and Rob's pencil collection

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 108:54


    music talk from the creeps

    topher and mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 98:33


    Topher and Mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit

    Mark n rob start to wonder if the box of air they bought might be a hoax

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 68:57


    Rob n mark love their new box of air

    A visit with Wyatt at the city market

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 18:14


    We found a new friend, Wyatt at the city market!

    Mark throws up in Rob's pudding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 97:56


    Rob throws his pudding at Mark

    music talk from two creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2025 141:12


    enjoy music talk from the creeps

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