Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner


    • Nov 8, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    mark does a solocast while Rob is under the weather

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2025 96:34 Transcription Available


    rob is under the weather so mark has a solocast.

    NFL talk from the mystery sports guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2025 24:25 Transcription Available


    NFL talk from the mystery sports guy

    Rob dresses up as a lightbulb for halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 96:48 Transcription Available


    Rob wears a light bulb costume for Halloween and thinks it's cool

    mystery sports guy talk NFL

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2025 15:49 Transcription Available


    NFL talk from the mystery sports guy

    Mark tries his hand at break dancing, rob has to stop him.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2025 76:08 Transcription Available


    Rob stops Mark from break dancing, everyone thanks him.

    Mark hides Rob's pet turtle

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2025 82:16


    rob cries because Mark hid his pet turtle

    the Crescent haunted hotel show

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2025 100:50 Transcription Available


    The Crescent haunted hotel show,

    Mark fills in for the mystery sports guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2025 40:03 Transcription Available


    mark fills in for the mystery sports guy

    Mark throws up on Rob's stuffed teddy bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2025 88:15 Transcription Available


    Rob's stuffed teddy bear smells like puke

    mystery sports guy talks NFL

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2025 10:39 Transcription Available


    NFL talk from the mystery sports guy

    rob rubs poison ivy on marks ears

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2025 88:58 Transcription Available


    Rob gets poison ivy all over rubbing it on Mark as a gag

    Rob thinks his can of green beans can talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2025 88:50 Transcription Available


    Rob is trying to have a talk with a can of green beans

    Rob shaves his hickory tree because it had shaggy bark

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2025 93:44 Transcription Available


    Rob shaves his hickory tree because of shaggy bark

    mystery sports guy NFL analysis and commentary plus his picks for this weeks games

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2025 20:58 Transcription Available


    Mystery sports guy NFL analysis and commentary plus his picks for this weeks match ups.

    Mark chews up paper to help yellow jackets make a nest

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2025 93:25 Transcription Available


    Rob trains the yellow jackets Mark's been helping to attack Mark's scrotum.......it really hurt.

    NFL opinion from the unknown sports dude

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2025 5:43 Transcription Available


    NFL talk from the unknown sports dude

    it's rocktober and we don't play music, just hum while we talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2025 91:25 Transcription Available


    It's Rocktober and we don't play music, just hum while we yap.

    Mark and rob write poetry for hamsters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 88:23


    Rob and Mark write poetry for hamsters

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2025 72:20 Transcription Available


    music talk from the creeps

    Rob shaves a roadmap of Rhode island on his buttock hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2025 95:25 Transcription Available


    Rob carves a map of Rhode Island on his buttocks hair

    NFL talk with the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2025 84:47 Transcription Available


    Bastards talk NFL

    Rob slobbers so heavy that it looks like it rained on the sidewalk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 71:14 Transcription Available


    Rob slobbers uncontrollably while being kicked in the ass

    Rob break dances and then eats turnups

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2025 82:16 Transcription Available


    Rob eats turnups and then break dances

    music talk and news from two creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2025 84:50 Transcription Available


    music news and talk from two creeps

    brand new sports talk from bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2025 94:51 Transcription Available


    brand new show from the sports bastards

    Mark lights rob's loin clothe on fire and ran off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 92:07 Transcription Available


    rob burns his P.P when Mark lights his loin clothe on fire

    Mark tosses a piss covered rag at Rob's face

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2025 69:15 Transcription Available


    rob get hit in the face with a piss rag

    creeps talking music

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 89:32 Transcription Available


    creeps talking music

    Sports by a couple of bastards NFL talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 102:26 Transcription Available


    bastards talking NFL

    mark hides wasps in Rob's dresser

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 88:38 Transcription Available


    Mark hides angry wasps in rob's pantry

    music news and talk from the creeps.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2025 120:50 Transcription Available


    creepy music news and talk.

    mark and Rob once again try to entertain us with puke

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 89:20 Transcription Available


    if you love vomit, we have your show

    NFL talk from the bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 102:50 Transcription Available


    Bastards talk NFL.

    Rob strapped a microphone to his pet stick, he got hours of audio

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 78:50 Transcription Available


    rob thinks he can communicate with a piece of celery

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2025 83:43 Transcription Available


    music talk and discussions from two creeps

    rob has a stuffed penis he puts on his couch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2025 84:46


    Rob's stuffed Penis looks great on his coach

    sports talk from two bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 83:43 Transcription Available


    sports talk from a couple of bastards

    rob learns the bongo's with his feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 96:52 Transcription Available


    rob plays the bongos with his feet

    recorded live from Eureka springs from the balcony overlooking spring street at flatiron flats suites

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2025 79:48 Transcription Available


    recorded live from a balcony at the flatiron flats suits, eureka Springs Ark

    Mark puts on a bandana to keep his thoughts tight.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 82:16 Transcription Available


    mark believes his bandana keeps his thoughts tight

    short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on coke

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2025 1:52 Transcription Available


    short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on Coke

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2025 112:50 Transcription Available


    creepy music talk

    sports from two bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2025 70:55 Transcription Available


    two sports bastards talking in a microphone

    mark and rob try this episode in sign language, you'll have to listen carefully

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 99:37 Transcription Available


    listen carefully, this is our sign language episode.

    new lower salt podcast.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 83:20 Transcription Available


    enjoy our new lower sodium podcast

    new vegan podcast, also available in regular with real meat, enjoy our newest technology

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2025 85:55 Transcription Available


    new vegan podcast or also our regular podcast made with real angus beef.

    music talk from the creeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 119:37 Transcription Available


    music talk from the creeps

    Mark and Rob talk and make fun of everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 82:12 Transcription Available


    rob and Mark chit chat about pure garbage

    Sports from two bastards live from the city market

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 95:40 Transcription Available


    sports from two bastards live from the city market

    Mark saws off Rob's right leg as a prank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 91:55


    Rob get his right leg amputated as a joke. Mark had to buy his a crutches and a fake leg.

    mark and rob drink vinegar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 87:48 Transcription Available


    mark and rob drink vinegar

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