Podcasts about Zany

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Hey there Zany ones! My pal Clinton (Coffee and Comics podcast) stopped by and chose a crazy comic to talk about this time! The cover says it all, well, ok, there's more to it than that, but that cover is an attention grabber for sure! Batman and Black Canary must stop a killer for hire, but who is this shadowy figure? And how the heck did Black Canary get here from Earth 2? We try our best to explain and/or avoid this bizarre subject! As usual, if you'd like to leave any feedback for the show, you can do so through email at Magazinesandmonsters@gmail.com or to me on Twitter @Billyd_licious or on the show's FB page (just search Magazines and Monsters). You can find Clinton on Twitter @Coffeecomicsblg and in BlueSky @coffeeandcomics and by searching any podcast app for Coffee and Comics, Days of High Adventure, and on the Longbox Crusade network for Fan Film Fridays! He's also a cohost on the new show The Turtle Power Hour! Thanks for listening!

What is Pedestrianism – it was once all the rage! And beyond his work in agriculture, what is George Washington Carver known for?

It's a Papke Family roundtable with Richard Hopkins-Lutz (Rick), Maryanne Papke (Momo), Name Redacted Papke (Theo), Roger Papke (Marcus), and Jeff Massie (Uncle Max) as we discuss George Segal's questionable turn as the hero(?) of Sherwood Forest.Is this a long lost masterpiece of cinema? No. Not really.Did we enjoy it anyway? We sure did.Does it weirdly feel like the first draft to 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'? Listen and find out!For more from Into the Greenwood:www.instagram.com/intogreenwood/www.threads.net/@intogreenwoodbsky.app/profile/intogreenwood.bsky.socialwww.facebook.com/intogreenwoodTo support the podcast go to:www.patreon.com/IntoGreenwoodorwww.buymeacoffee.com/intogreenwoodOur selected charity: Trees, Water & PeopleInto the Greenwood is produced by Thaddeus PapkeTheme music is by Plastic3intogreenwood@gmail.comSupport the show

This week on Toilet Radio: Zheani, an Australian musical artist(?) rented a shit-caked bus from the guy from Ill Niño and now she's alleging fraud! Let's investigate. Furnace Fest is BACK, this time with the Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza. Zany! We take a look at prices for the upcoming final Ozzy/Black Sabbath performance and compare it to recent rich guy only fests. The bassist from Killswitch Engage has caught one of the hardest strays of all time and now has to explain that the artwork on the new album that he spent months creating, is NOT AI-generated. Finally, Danzig and Slayer are done making new music. Let's analyze that. Folks, it's a good one.  Music featured on this show: Mysidia – Wasteland Queen Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

We all remember this ZANY episode: John Slattery (aged 38 in this episode, lest we forget) asks Carrie to pee on him in the shower and the rest is history! Carrie, the sex columnist, literally has ZERO IDEA how to go about this request, that, according to Joan, is only a mild step above “vanilla sex”. Meanwhile, Miranda is still weighing the pros and cons to dating a hot, genuinely nice man with a job and who is great at parties, Samantha dates a short man who we both agree can probably GET IT, and Charlotte throws the meanest party ever. Enjoy!!! EMAIL us with any thoughts, questions, or your most salacious sex stories at patcpod@gmail.comJOIN US EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 12 MST FOR OUR LIVE WEEKLY ROUNDUP!!! Subscribe to our YOUTUBE channel!This month on PATREON:1/1 Golden Girls S13 "A LIttle Romance"1/8 Smash S1 E1 "Pilot"1/15 Girls S2 E3 "Bad Friend"1/22 PILLOW TALK1/29 Golden Girls S1 E14 "That Was No Lady" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brace your taste buds for a high-stakes culinary caper where Michelin-starred masterminds conspire in secret backrooms, wielding whisk-shaped scepters, black-market parsnips, and dangerously addictive flavors. When Dame Judi Dench, John Cena, and Larry David stumble into this gastronomic underworld—complete with hidden menus, cosmic cheese conspiracies, and top-secret cookbooks—their dinner reservations turn into a plot to save the very fabric of the food universe. Zany, suspenseful, and uproariously absurd, this tale will have you asking for seconds—and praying you're not on the chef's menu. Bon appétit!

Zany hijinks ensue with Kirk Reedstrom! News flash, we had this conversation six months before publishing it, and wouldn't you know it, it's dated because there's now a FOURTH book in Kirk's Duck and Moose series out next year! The man is hustling! ----- Our sponsor is Tielmour Press and our reviews happen to be coincidentally for Neigh Kid, by Alan Mayfair and Gabi Moraes, just out as of December 7, 2024

Who's ready to get ZANY? This week, the siblings are unpacking a direct-to-video classic, Wakko's Wish (1999). Carie is having all of the dust blown off of her childhood shelf, Ross is preoccupied with the exact nature of the Warner siblings' taxonomy, and the siblings are reminded by the Wheel of Morality to CHEER UP AND NEVER GIVE UP HOPE... SUPPORT US ON PATREON! 

Sometimes while breaking down the uneven play and the wild finishes we lose sight of the big picture when it comes to the Chiefs. They're 12-1 for the first time in franchise history. Plenty of good is happening. On SportsBeat KC, The Star's Chiefs podcast, beat writer Jesse Newell and columnist Vahe Gregorian break down the Chiefs with an emphasis on their latest heart-stopping triumph, a walk-off field goal off the upright by Matthew Wright to defeat the Los Angeles Chargers 19-17. Also, with the AFC West title clinched, what will it take for the Chiefs to secure the AFC's top seed? What happens at left tackle, and was that training camp fan favorite Nikko Remigio making his NFL debut last weekend? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The announcers during the Seahawks vs Jets said the game was inebriated, but we will go a step further and call this game drunk. It was a sloppy drunk, but the Seahawks stumble out of Jersey with a 5 point victory. Coach Red and Cain breakdown the game that was, talk about the wackiness and zaniness from the game, talk about the BIG CAT and preview the upcoming game vs the Cardinals. Tune in now!

Hello :) I went round Scotland in a campervan but now I'm back with a rant about cup handles, the difference between hay and straw which apparently I didn't know and a rendition of an absolute banger from Fairly Odd Parents. Enjoy x

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This week, while Gavin is out of town, I've got a very special guest helping me review a pretty epic movie! Joining me in the virtual studio is martial artist, podcaster, and Wing Chun instructor Topher Mowry aka that other Wing Chun guy! And you may be thinking “Ok, so they are going to review a Wing Chun film right?” Well, that would be too predictable! Instead, we are watching a movie about one of the greatest Karate masters of all time- ‘Karate Bullfighter' aka ‘Champion of Death'! Based off of the HIGHLY fictionalized manga about Kyokushin Karate founder Mas Oyama, this Sonny Chiba film features everything we love about the Toei Karate films of the 1970's. Zany, cartoonish villains? Check ✅ Over the top melodrama? Check ✅ Epic Karate training and fight scenes? DOUBLE CHECK ✅✅ Oh, and did I mention he fights a bull? Listen in as we break down what we love so much about this movie and the other works of Sonny Chiba, elements of Karate and what makes it so special, and why you should watch this movie ASAP if you haven't already! You can listen to The Martial Arts Mania Podcast on Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple Podcasts and iHeart Podcasts! Don't forget to subscribe, download, like, and share with your friends! Thanks again for your continued support and we hope you enjoy!

Stand up comedian, producer, actor, and podcaster, Megan Gailey (Conan, After Midnight) has picked “Michael Shannon Sorority Letter” from the Funny or Die Vault. She and our host, Marcos González, dig into everything from insane Greek life lore to graduating during the recession to Chipotle burrito C-sections. Tune in to hear about the weirdest regulars in Chicago bars and how the sweetiepie stand up persona is the worst person on Earth. Get notified when we drop new episodes, news, and show extras: https://norby.link/ctdAJD  Megan's pick from the FOD Vault is “Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter” from 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dngOH9G4UPw  Megan Gailey is a stand-up comedian, producer, actor and podcast host. She has appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,  The Conan O'Brien Show, @midnight, and After Midnight. She was selected as a "New Face" at the Montréal Just for Laughs festival in 2015. She has written for the 2017 ESPY Awards. Megan was an official performer at SXSW, Bridgetown Comedy Festival,  and she released a comedy album: My Dad Paid for This in 2019. She co-hosts the podcasts I Love A Lifetime Movie, Hysteria, and currently hosts the podcast, Sports Bitches. Megan performed in MTV's Ladylike (2016), HBO's Pause with Sam Jay (2021), Dealing with Dad (2022), and wrote for The Roast of Tom Brady (2024). Follow Megan: TikTok: @bettermegangailey Instagram: @bettermegangailey  X: @megangailey Key Moments: (0:00) Intro (02:11) Greek life culture (13:33) Graduating during the recession to starting stand up (18:49) Zany regulars at bars (24:44) Comedians getting their start on TikTok (31:08) Worst stand up experience (36:31) Best and worst comments online (40:31) Childbirth horror stories  (43:15) Speed round questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Saturday's episode of Biblically Centered Kids—the mini podcast from Biblically Centered. Join Mr. Jonny for a fun-filled episode of facts and games! If you like this episode, subscribe to Biblically Centered Kids so you can listen to the rest of the week's episodes.If you want to share your stories from practicing this week's virtue, or contribute a joke for those episodes, email danika@biblicallycentered.com.Did you know you can listen to the Biblically Centered Kids podcast for Biblical Family Virtue, Old Testament and New Testament stories, games, activities, facts, jokes, and more each day? Access all of our episodes by subscribing to Biblically Centered Kids. You'll find a whole world of Biblical Family Virtue all at a level your youngest listener can understand!Follow us at @biblicallycentered on Instagram and Facebook!Want to learn more about your hosts of Biblically Centered Kids, Jonny & Danika Jordan? Check out our parent's podcast: Biblically Centered.

In episode 683: The Curse of Zany, Daniel Swarthout, author of "The Wringler" shares his chilling encounters with a malevolent entity named Zany, which has haunted him since childhood. Daniel recounts his early experiences of seeing Zany, a terrifying figure with a white face, sharp teeth, and eyeless sockets, who has loomed over him for decades. As he dives into the dark history of his family's possible cursed bloodline, Daniel reveals how his faith has been both a shield and a battleground against these persistent supernatural attacks. From unexplained physical marks to intense confrontations with this entity, Daniel's story is a haunting reminder of the battles that some carry with them, unseen by others. His life story is a powerful testament to the resilience of faith in the face of overwhelming darkness. Daniel's Book: The Wringler MEET TONY AT: 9/4 - 9/7 - PhenomeCon: https://linktr.ee/merkelmedia Sasquatch and The Missing Man: merkelfilms.com Merkel Media Apparel: merkmerch.com The Confessionals Members App: Apple Store: https://apple.co/3UxhPrh Google Play: https://bit.ly/43mk8kZ Become a member for AD FREE listening and EXTRA shows: theconfessionalspodcast.com/join AFFILIATES Go Silent with SLNT Faraday Bags: https://alnk.to/clXuRY5 EMP Shield: empshield.com Coupon Code: "tony" for $50 off every item you purchase! SPONSORS SIMPLISAFE TODAY: simplisafe.com/confessionals CONNECT WITH US Website: www.theconfessionalspodcast.com Email: contact@theconfessionalspodcast.com Subscribe to the Newsletter: https://www.theconfessionalspodcast.com/the-newsletter MAILING ADDRESS: Merkel Media 257 N. Calderwood St., #301 Alcoa, TN 37701 SOCIAL MEDIA Subscribe to our YouTube: https://bit.ly/2TlREaI Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theconfessionals/ Discord: https://discord.gg/KDn4D2uw7h Show Instagram: theconfessionalspodcast Tony's Instagram: tonymerkelofficial Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheConfessionalsPodcas Twitter: @TConfessionals Tony's Twitter: @tony_merkel Produced by: @jack_theproducer OUTRO MUSIC Joel Thomas - Head In The Clouds YouTube | Apple Music | Spotify

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Today we are joined by a good friend Zany Arlette. We talk about how men and women are built different, what that means for relationships and how to deal when interacting with the opposite sex. We also get into some sexuality myths that are better left in the past. Enjoy!

We talk about Thelma (with Parker Posey in it guys) and Exhuma... a psuedo racist Korean horror movie. Check it out. Max also says alot of stuff we had to cut out... he nasty. doug is too though

Love Doves and Cosmic Cranes! Welcome back to the BNP! This full-throated & far-ranging ep comes in hot & heavy with a Zany Audio recap of that riveting & inspiring presidential debate we all just witnessed, and is followed by an appearance from the inimitable energy worker & friend of the show Dusty Don Drake. This latest conversation constellates around re-energizing each moment of life with spiritual significance, no matter how seemingly mundane. Is it possible to remain grounded in meditation & contemplation of Source, even while enduring tedious busy work, or grinding out ordinary everyday tasks? Dusty Don says yes! Tune in to learn practical & accessible techniques for tweaking your mindset & adjusting your inner compass in order to more fulfillingly navigate this one-time sacred gift of life. Stay tuned to the end for a brief & uplifting guided meditation led by Dusty Don. Get in touch with Dusty Don: https://www.dondrake.energy/Support my sponsor Magic Mind and get 20% off adaptogenic nootropics! Use this link and enter code BARBARIANNOETICS20 at Checkout.Other Support links below

Love doves, magpies and meerkats! Thank you for listening and supporting the BNP! Y'all ready to get zany?? This bonus Saunacast 2.0 segment gets into some juicy, dare I say, dangerous territory. And after all, isn't a little danger what we all really want from our radio? Friend of the show Jonathan Glowacki and I discuss the cultural and religious forces that serve as the glue for this infinite growth economic fantasy land we're all coerced into participating in. We also touch on the role of marriage in managing the behavior of the masses, and whether monogamy is actually the default dynamic in sustainable relationships. I also got you on the Zany Audio cold open, and as always I'm an equal opportunity offender. Like I said: juicy! So jump in, spark up, crack open your mind, and get ready to search out some potential blind spots in your psyche, my psyche, the collective psyche and the underground psyche. Let's gooooo!I need reviews on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Give me those sweet sweet 5 stars! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The algorithmic suppression is very real, so ratings, reviews and recommendations to your friends are highly appreciated and more important than ever. Thank you friends! Please also consider supporting my sponsor, the amazing adaptogenic elixir Magic Mind. Use this link and code: BARBARIANNOETICS20 for 20% off at checkout!! The ingredients are flawless & effective (cordycepys baby!) and guaranteed to add some pep to your step. little raven approved. One Love,kaw kaw kerkawww!!TRACKLISTDenis Champoux - The Battle of New OrleansChuck Berry - Johnny Be Good (Instrumental) prod by Deidre - Idiocracy Clip - (State of the Union) & Clip from ZardozDykotomi - Corvid CrunkClips from the two old f***s at a so-called debateDenzel Curry - Sked (Fair Use: Slowed and Verbed)Little Simz - GorillaSUPPORT JONATHAN:https://www.glowackistudios.com/https://portlandpeppermill.com/Support the Show.Support My Sponsor:Magic Mind Adaptogenic & Nootropic Elixir 20% off at Checkout! Support Link here | Use Code: BARBARIANNOETICS20 If you dig the pod, check out the adjacent video & livestream show Barbarian Yak Fest on Rokfin: https://rokfin.com/BarbarianYakFestFind me on IG: barbarian_noetics Become a Patron: patreon.com/noetics (unlock bonus content plus win a Dream Interpretation)Direct Donate on PayPal @barbarian.noetics@proton.me Cash App@ $BarbarianRavenbuymeacoffee.com/noetics.Tip me in Solana:Address: 9XPHpqH7GawTGtPgZAzfXFU6oPWTpSua1QXwRYAWVh9ySpread the word and tell a friend. Remember to set the BNP on Auto Download after you subscribe. I appreciate you all. Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976 allows for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, education and research.

You may have most recently heard this week's guest on X-Men 97, where he plays the character morph — but you've also heard him as the voice of the Green Goblin, the Joker, Boss Baby, Archie, Wile E. Coyote, and so many more I've lost count. I spoke with JP Karliak back in 2020 about his career as a voice actor for video games and animation. And for this week's episode, we're celebrating season 1 of his X-Men role by revisiting that interview about the animated villains who inspired him as a kid.We'll have that conversation in a minute. First, a reminder that if you like The Sewers of Paris, you'll probably also enjoy my other projects. This weekend I've got a new YouTube video premiering about the movie Cabaret — you can join us for a livestream and premiere at youtube.com/mattbaume starting at 11am pacific.Or you might want to check out my new podcast where we dive into the 90s TV series My So-Called Life, one episode at a time — it's available now wherever you listen to podcasts, just search for Matt's So-Cast Pod.And check out my Twitch livestreams, videos, my book, my newsletter, and more at MattBaume.com.

This week we're checking out another amateur show with three guys who really crack each other up. Whether they're pretending to be newscasters or conspiracy theorists, one thing remains the same - they're Zany with a capital Zzzzz.  Producer Chris joins us to discuss their amazing impressions and foley work. Then we get caught up on the Steel Toe drama that keeps getting crazier. Aaron Imholte is going on every show and spilling the tea on his sex life with Mrs. Rekieta and his wife's drug use, but that's not what I'm interested in. I'm interested in the search warrant that implicates Aaron as a major factor that led to a battering ram knocking down Nick Rekieta's front door and Aaron realizing it in real-time as he reads the document. Also, That Reality Show is really blowing up, they now have their own clips channel! Cardiff Electric joins us as we discuss Stuttering John's response to Potato Soup playing an old episode of Artie Lange's podcast. John was making a lot of jokes about trans people and now the narcissist has to justify his behavior. And finally another round of “Who Said It?” and your voicemails. https://www.patreon.com/cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This summer, from visionary director Dickerdson Scrotumstein, an epic fail of a movie event that will have you anxious for no reason, demoralized about the future, skittish regarding the purpose of life, and battling to enjoy the things you usually enjoy. Eating Burgers Taking Pills: a film about Americans eating burgers and taking pills. Starring Ben Aflac, Dare Claines, Beers Prosnon, and all 11 of the Hollywood actors currently being followed by the See Eye Eh's Instagram page. #EatingBurgersTakingPills is only on little raven's RSS feed August 33. CONSUME & OBEYCon estilo y humor,little raven kerkawwwTRACKLIST FOR THIS ZATInfraction - Copyright Free Cinematic Action TrailerSupport the Show.Support My Sponsor:Magic Mind Adaptogenic & Nootropic Elixir 20% off at Checkout!https://magicmind.com/barbarianpod | Use Code: BARBARIANPOD20 If you dig the pod, check out the adjacent video & livestream show Barbarian Yak Fest w/ Dr. Sylvie & Deus ex Machinist on Rokfin: https://rokfin.com/BarbarianYakFestFind me on IG: barbarian_noetics Become a Beloved Patron: patreon.com/noetics (unlock bonus content plus win a Dream Interpretation)Direct Donate on PayPal @barbarian.noetics@proton.me or Cash App@ $BarbarianRavenOne time donation: buymeacoffee.com/noetics.Spread the word and tell a friend. Remember to set the BNP on Auto Download after you subscribe. I appreciate you all.Let's Activate the human spirit! FAIR USE DISCLAIMER:Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976 allows for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, education and research."The good things of prosperity are to be wished; but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Watchers        Zany lies amid clutter on the floor beneath the dining room windows hugging her bandaged arm. She huffs loudly enough to reach the front porch where Mom and Aunt Vi imbibe scotch. Vi still isn't used to afternoon drinking. They can't hear Zany over the Krebbs' crying baby on the other side of the duplex wall. Stupid baby. Plus Zany's little sister overhead dancing to the transistor radio, rattling the light fixture dangling from the ceiling.        The fingertips on Zany's bandaged arm are cold and maybe even blue. This is slightly alarming. She considers running to Mom but knows better. Take the damn thing off then, Mom will say.        There's nothing wrong with Zany's arm, but that isn't the point. At breakfast, without preamble, she wound an Ace bandage from her palm to her armpit. The family no longer asks what she's up to. Last week during Ed Sullivan she sat at her TV tray dripping candle wax over her fist. Aunt Vi blinked with every splat, but Mom only said: “If you get that on my rug I'll take you across my knee. I don't care how old you are.” Zany is thirteen.        Week before, Zany taped a string of two-inch penny nails around her throat at the kitchen table where Dad rewired one of Mom's salvaged lamps. “Why don't you do that in your room?”  Dad didn't like sharing his workspace. Zany shrugged and the nail tips jabbed her collarbones.  She could have done it in her room, but doing the thing wasn't the point. It was having someone watch that mattered. If no one watched, who would believe she could endure that much discomfort?        Nobody is watching now, so Zany grips a dining table leg and pulls it toward her, or tries to. It's hard to budge through Mom's junk piles, plus the weight of the extra leaf Dad inserted when Aunt Vi and Cousin Lester moved in after their apartment collapsed. Aunt Vi brought cans of flowery air freshener to hide the hoard smell—rotten food and cat piss. They don't own a cat.  Lester, sixteen, bought a box of rubble-rescued books.        “You better be setting the table!” Mom calls through the screen.        Zany hates Mom's manly haircut and has said so. “It's Gig's turn!”        Overhead, Gig stomps the floor in the bedroom they now share. Aunt Vi got Zany's attic where Mom's hoard had been disallowed, but it's begun trickling up. “No, it's not!” Gig's transistor blares louder.        “Zany!” Mom calls. “I swear to God! And close those drapes!”        Mom can't stand looking at the neighbor's wall she could reach across and touch, but Zany craves fresh air, as fresh as Pittsburgh air can be. Plus, she likes counting the yellow bricks Andy Warhol surely counted when this was his childhood home, the dining room his make-shift sickroom when he suffered St. Vitus Dance. Zany is certain his bed would have been right here by the window where he could see a hint of sky if he cricked his neck just right. She lies in his echo and imagines the day she'll appear at his Factory door in New York City and say: “I used to live in your house.” Andy will enfold her in his translucent arms before ushering her inside, not to act in his films or screen print his designs, but to be his equal. Partner, even. Zany just has to determine her own art form. It sure won't be cutting fruit cans into flowers like Warhol's mother did for chump change.        Zany's legs start the herky-jerky Vitus dance as if she's running toward that Factory dream. Her pelvis and hips quake. The one free arm. The back of her head jitters against the floor. It's a familiar thrum even Aunt Vi and Lester are accustomed to now. Mom yells: “Stop that racket!” She mutters to Vi: “We never should have bought this place.”       A kitchen timer dings and Aunt Vi comes in to disarm it. Her cooking is better than Mom's, and Vi wears an apron and dime store lipstick while she does it. Fresh peas instead of canned. Real mashed potatoes instead of instant. Vi is a better housekeeper, too, organizing Mom's trash into four-foot piles that line the walls. Every day Mom trolls back alleys and neighbors' garbage in dingy clothes that make her look like a hobo. That's what the kids say:  Your mom looks like a hobo. She pulls a rickety cart and loads it with moldy linens, rolled-up rugs, dented wastebaskets. Zany wonders if Dad regrets marrying the wrong sister. She knows he regrets not having a son, a boy who could have been Lester if Dad had a different heart. Instead, Dad got Lester on at the blast furnace, because “No one sleeps under my roof for free.” Who needs a high school diploma?        In the kitchen, Aunt Vi lets out one of her sobs. She only does that in private after Mom's third scolding: “He's dead, Vi. Crying won't bring him back.”        Zany misses Uncle Mo, too. His pocketful of peppermints. The trick coin he always plucked from Zany's ear. The last time Zany's family visited, she walked through their decrepit Franklin Arms apartment with its spongy floors and clanking pipes, but no maze of debris to negotiate. No cat piss smell or sister blaring the radio. She found Lester in his room at a child's desk he'd outgrown, doughy boy that he then was, doing homework without being nagged.  Astounding. His room was spartan, plenty of space for a second bed if Zany asked Aunt Vi sweetly enough. But no. Zany couldn't abandon Andy in his Dawson Street sickbed. Lester's only wall decoration was a world map strung with red yarn radiating from Pittsburgh to France, China, the South Pole. She wanted to ask why those destinations, but didn't, entranced as she was by all that fresh-aired openness, plus his feverishly scribbling hand.       Now, Aunt Vi leans in the dining room dabbing her face with a dishtowel. She's aged a decade since moving here and it isn't all due to grief. She targets Zany on the floor. “Everything all right in here?”        Zany has stopped breathing. Her eyes are glazed and her tongue lolls from her mouth.  She's getting better at playing dead.        “All right then.” Aunt Vi is getting better at not reacting. The screen door slams behind her.        Zany pulls in her tongue and inhales. She starts counting bricks again until Aunt Vi calls: “There they are!” as she does every workday.        Zany pictures Dad and Lester padding up Dawson. Wet hair slicked back because they shower off the stench before coming home. Zany appreciates that. Their boots scrape the steps to the porch where Aunt Vi will take their lunchpails. And there she is coming through the door and dashing to rinse their thermoses at the kitchen sink. Mom will stay put and pour Dad a finger of scotch.        Lester bangs inside and pauses in the dining room entryway. He's leaner now on account of the physical labor. Taller too. He eyes Zany's bandaged arm, not with Aunt Vi's alarm, but with the kind of baffled wonder Zany has always been after. Their eyes meet and it's the same look he gave her the day she walked backward all the way to the Eliza Number Two—not  because Dad and Lester worked there, but because it was lunchtime, and a gaggle of men would  be eating beneath that pin oak by the furnace entrance. And there they were, her father among them, not easy to see having to crane her neck as Zany picked her way over the railroad tracks.        “What the hell is she doing?” said Tom Folsom. Zany recognized her neighbor's voice.  “She's off her nut,” said another worker.       Zany twisted fully around to see if her father would defend her, but he was already hustling back to the furnace.        “Something's not right with that girl,” said Folsom.        “Nothing wrong with her,” said Lester from beneath a different tree where he ate his cheese sandwich alone.        Folsom spit in the grass. “Shut up, fairy boy.”        Lester wasn't a fairy boy, Zany knew.        Today, leaning in the dining room, Lester looks as if he can see inside Zany's skull to the conjured Factory room she and Andy will one day share: walls scrubbed clean and painted white.  Her drawings or paintings lining the walls in tidy rows. Maybe sculptures aligned on shelves. Or mobiles overhead spinning in the breeze. Lester nods at her fantasy as if it's a good one. He has his own escapism. Zany knows that too, and she looks away first so her eyes won't let him know that she knows.        Lester heads to the cellar where he spends most of his time. Mom partitioned off the back corner for him with clothesline and a bed sheet. Installed an army cot and gooseneck lamp on a crate. Andy Warhol holed up in the cellar when he was a kid developing film in a jerry-rigged darkroom. Zany constructed one from an oversized cardboard box she wedged into that shadowy space beneath the stairs. She cut a closable door in the box and regularly folds herself inside to catalogue her achievements in a notebook. Stood barefoot on a hot tar patch on Frazier Street for seventy-two seconds. Mr. Braddock called me a dolt, but I said: You're the dolt!        From below, the sound of Lester falling onto his cot followed by a sigh so deep Zany's lungs exhale, too. Whatever dreams he had got buried under apartment rubble along with Uncle Mo.       Outside, Dad has taken Aunt Vi's creaky rocker. “He's a strange one,” he says about Lester. “What's he up to down there?”        Mom says, “Who the hell knows?”        Zany clamps her unbandaged hand over her mouth to keep that knowledge from spilling.  She saw what he was up to the day she was tucked in her box and forgot time until footsteps pounded the stairs above her. She peeked through the peephole she'd punched into her cardboard door as Lester peeled off his shirt, his pants. He left on his boxers and socks. Didn't bother to draw his sheet curtain, just plopped on the cot and lit a cigarette. His smoking still surprised her. The boy he once was was also buried under rubble. Zany regretted not making her presence known, but then it was too late with Lester in his underwear, and all. Plus, she was captivated by his fingers pulling the cigarette to his lips. The little smoke rings he sent up to the floor joists. She wondered if he was dreaming of China or the South Pole, or just sitting quietly at his too-small desk back in his apartment inhaling all that fresh air. Finally, he snubbed out the cigarette in an empty tuna can. Zany hoped he would roll over for sleep, but he slid a much-abused magazine from beneath his pillow and turned pages. Even in the scant light Zany made out the naked lady on the cover. Zany's heart thudded, even more so when Lester's hand slipped beneath his waistband and started moving up and down, up and down. She told her eyes to close but they wouldn't, both entranced and nauseated by what she shouldn't be seeing. She knew what he was up to, having done her own exploring when she had her own room. She'd conjure Andy Warhol's face and mouth and delicate hands—because those rumors weren't true. They just weren't. Harder to explore in the bed she now shared with Gig. Stupid Aunt Vi, and stupid collapsed Franklin Arms.       What Lester was up to looked angry. Violent, even. A jittery burn galloped beneath Zany's skin and she bit her lip, drawing blood. But she couldn't look away from Lester's furious hand, his eyes ogling that magazine until they squeezed shut and his mouth pressed into a grimace that did not look like joy. The magazine collapsed onto his chest and his belly shuddered. Only then did Zany close her eyes as the burn leaked through her skin. When Lester's snores came, she tiptoed upstairs to collapse on Andy's echo. She caught Lester seven more times, if caught is the right word, lying in wait as she was, hoping to see, hoping not to.  “You better be setting the table!” Mom yells now from the porch.        Zany grunts and makes her way to the kitchen where Aunt Vi pulls a roast from the oven.  Zany heaves a stack of plates to the dining room and deals them out like playing cards.  “Don't break my dishes!” Mom calls. I hate your hair, Zany wants to say.  There is a crash, but it's not dishes. It comes from overhead where Gig screams.  Thumping on the stairs as she thunders down, transistor in hand. “Zany!”  Gig rushes into the dining room, ponytail swaying, eyes landing on her sister. “He's been shot!”        Zany's mind hurtles back two months to when Martin Luther King was killed. Riots erupted in Pittsburgh's Black neighborhoods: The Hill District and Homewood and Manchester.  “Who?” Zany says, conjuring possibilities: LBJ, Sidney Portier. But to Zany, it's much worse.        “Andy Warhol!”        Zany counts this as the meanest lie Gig's ever told. “He was not.”        “Yes, he was!” Gig turns up the radio and the announcer confirms it: a crazed woman shot Warhol in his Factory.       Aunt Vi comes at Zany with her arms wide, because she understands loss. “Oh, honey.”  Zany bats her hands away. “It's not true.”        Vi backs into Mom's hoard. “Is he dead?”        Gig says: “They don't know.”        Zany can't stomach the smug look on Gig's face, as if she holds Andy's life or death between her teeth. Zany wants to slap that look off, so she does.        Gig screams.        “What the hell's going on in there?” Mom calls.        “Zany hit me!” Gig says at the very moment Aunt Vi says: “Andy Warhol's been shot!”  “No he wasn't!” Zany says again, wanting to slap them both.        Mom and Dad hustle inside where Gig cups her reddening cheek and bawls louder.  “It's nothing,” Mom says at the sight of her sniveling daughter, but Dad enfolds Gig in his arms. “There, there.”        “Don't coddle that child,” says Mom, and for once Zany agrees.        “Now, Mae.” Dad cups the back of Gig's head and there's a different look on her face.  Triumph, maybe.        Pounding on the shared duplex wall, Evie Krebbs, who never could shush that wailing baby. “Andy Warhol's been shot!” she calls to them. “Did you all hear?”        “We heard,” Mom answers as the baby cries louder, and so does Gig, who won't be upstaged. Mom says: “That's the price of fame I guess.”        “Being shot?” says Aunt Vi.        “Put yourself in the public eye and anything's liable to happen. Lotta kooks in this world.”       The neighbor kids' chant sounds in Zany's head: Your mother's a hobo.        “I'd rather be shot than a hobo,” says Zany.        Mom's head snaps back. “What the hell's that supposed to mean?”        Zany doesn't fully know what she means, or maybe she does.        Dad says, “Turn up the radio and see if he's dead.”        Zany doesn't want to know the answer, and to keep him alive she runs to the basement where Andy will always be a sickly boy developing film. Never mind Lester in his bed sending smoke rings up to the floor joists. Never mind her family still jabbering overhead.       Zany dashes to her cardboard box and closes the door, her body shaking, but not from any disease. Andy can't be dead. He just can't, because if he is Zany will never make it to New York. Will never pound on his Factory door. She will never be famous enough for someone to shoot.        She doesn't know she's sobbing until Lester's voice drifts over. “Zany?”        It's hard to speak with that hand gripping her throat and her father overhead still babbling: “Turn it up, Gig.” All Zany eeks out is a sob.        Lester's skinny voice slips through that slit in her door. “Zany?”        The grip loosens and Zany puts her eye to the peephole.        There he is, Lester, on his narrow cot in the windowless cellar where he now lives. He slides his hand into his waistband and he tilts his head toward her. “Are you watching?”  Zany's breathing settles, and the overhead voices disappear taking with them the possibility of Andy's death. Her eyes widens so she can take it all in, the violent strokes, his contorting face, because she won't look away from Lester's pain, or hers.  Finally, she answers him: “Yes.” 

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Locked-down at Columbia U! Karine's take on grad cancellations is a riot! Pelosi's brain freeze, and zebras on the loose near Seattle!

Love doves and wit walruses!This Zany Audio Tidbit asks the question: What if children spoke to their parents the way White House press secretaries speak to the press? Drop in as some syntax-garbling word casserole gets unfurled by the imaginary Stitchenhausen press secretary kids, when they are confronted by their mother about the verminous state of their rooms.Con un corazón ligero,little raven kerkawwTRACKLIST FOR THIS ZATSmokehouse - Hoodoo YouZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man (Instrumental)Hound Dog Taylor - Down Home SpecialBill Maher Gets Completely Shredded by Glenn Greenwald (clip)BELLA feat NHale - Good Luck (Original Edit: Verbed & Slowed)Link to Better Health: https://christianyordanov.com/health-consulting/Mention 'Raven' in the 'where did you hear about us field' and you'll receive free extra consultation sessions.Support the Show.Support My Sponsor:Magic Mind Adaptogenic & Nootropic Elixir 20% off at Checkout!https://magicmind.com/barbarianpod | Use Code: BARBARIANPOD20 If you dig the pod, check out the adjacent video & livestream show Barbarian Yak Fest w/ Dr. Sylvie & Deus ex Machinist on Rokfin: https://rokfin.com/BarbarianYakFestFind me on IG: barbarian_noetics Become a Beloved Patron: patreon.com/noetics (unlock bonus content plus win a Dream Interpretation)Direct Donate on PayPal @barbarian.noetics@proton.me or Cash App@ $BarbarianRavenOne time donation: buymeacoffee.com/noetics.Spread the word and tell a friend. Remember to set the BNP on Auto Download after you subscribe. I appreciate you all.Let's Activate the human spirit! FAIR USE DISCLAIMER:Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976 allows for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, education and research."The good things of prosperity are to be wished; but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Welcome back you marvelous meerkats and lustrous love doves to another original BNP Zany Audio Tidbit.This tidbit features everyone's favorite jabbed up Sesame simps: Elmo and his Dad! With Tax Day just behind us, Elmo has some questions about why exactly taxes are so important, and what they are actually used for. Listen on to hear how Elmo's Dad uses this inquiry as a, er... teachable? moment. Or something like that. Bonus points to whomever is able to identify the source of the cinema audio drops without glimpsing at the track list.Stay tuned to the end to hear Kookie Monster sing about his favorite letter...  Con risas y con un corazón decidido, little raven kerkawwLink to Better Health: https://christianyordanov.com/health-consulting/Mention 'Raven' in the 'where did you hear about us field' and you'll receive free extra consultation sessions.TRACKLIST FOR THIS ZATPink Floyd - Money (Instrumental)Beatles - Tax Man (Instrumental) *VerbedTeresa May being a Psycho in the British Parliament Electronic Intifada Livestream: Day 194 RoundtableWesley Snipes Greatest QuotesOG Roadhouse Quote: I Used To F*** Guys Like You In PrisonABBA - Money Money Money (Instrumental)Cocorosie - K- Hole (verbed, stretched and slowed - original edit - gotta be fair use)Support the showSupport My Sponsor:Magic Mind Adaptogenic & Nootropic Elixir 20% off at Checkout!https://magicmind.com/barbarianpod | Use Code: BARBARIANPOD20 If you dig the pod, check out the adjacent video & livestream show Barbarian Yak Fest w/ Dr. Sylvie & Deus ex Machinist on Rokfin: https://rokfin.com/BarbarianYakFestFind me on IG: barbarian_noetics Become a Beloved Patron: patreon.com/noetics (unlock bonus content plus win a Dream Interpretation)Direct Donate on PayPal @barbarian.noetics@proton.me or Cash App@ $BarbarianRavenOne time donation: buymeacoffee.com/noetics.Spread the word and tell a friend. Remember to set the BNP on Auto Download after you subscribe. I appreciate you all.Let's Activate the human spirit! FAIR USE DISCLAIMER:Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976 allows for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, education and research."The good things of prosperity are to be wished; but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Love doves and hype heifers, This Zany Audio Tidbit features a Little Raven original song parody, Yakov the Red-Coat Heifer. We then travel deep into the plains of Texas to Hank's Heifer Hatchery. Hank's Heffs has been serving all your exotic and custom-built genetically engineered heifer needs since 2022. Need a custom heff? Call Hank! Use Code: ArmagedDONE for 10% off your first order. Call Now!! These heffs are goin faster than you can say 'da fuq is going on right now?' Con risas,little raven kerkawwwTRACKLIST FOR THIS ZATDuane Eddy - Deep in the Heart of TexasMagnificent Seven ThemeBone Thugs and Harmony - Ghetto Cowboy (Fair Use: Original Edit - Slowed and Verbed)Message from my friend Christian Yordanov:If you or a loved one are struggling with chronic and/or complex health issues, book a FREE intro call with Functional Diagnostic Nutrition practitioner Christian Yordanov to see how he can help you restore your health. Mention Raven in the 'where did you hear about us field' and you'll receive free extra consultation sessions if you decide to work with him. Do it folks, Christian has been a huge help to me.Link to Better Health: https://christianyordanov.com/health-consulting/Support the showSupport My Sponsor:Magic Mind Adaptogenic & Nootropic Elixir 20% off at Checkout!https://magicmind.com/barbarianpod | Use Code: BARBARIANPOD20 If you dig the pod, check out the adjacent video & livestream show Barbarian Yak Fest w/ Dr. Sylvie & Deus ex Machinist on Rokfin: https://rokfin.com/BarbarianYakFestFind me on IG: barbarian_noetics Become a Beloved Patron: patreon.com/noetics (unlock bonus content plus win a Dream Interpretation)Direct Donate on PayPal @barbarian.noetics@proton.me or Cash App@ $BarbarianRavenOne time donation: buymeacoffee.com/noetics.Spread the word and tell a friend. Remember to set the BNP on Auto Download after you subscribe. I appreciate you all.Let's Activate the human spirit! FAIR USE DISCLAIMER:Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976 allows for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, education and research."The good things of prosperity are to be wished; but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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