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Two Drink Minimum, A weekly podcast hosted by washed up vine star Jimmy Murrill and his hilarious friend Carly Ferrari. Get your daily dose of unsolicited advice, candid conversation, and the unfiltered opinions of these two train wrecks. They start recording each podcast after a minimum of two drin…

Jimmy Murrill & Carly Ferrari & Ali Ryan


    • Jan 1, 1970 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 50m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES


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    Episode 11- If you can't spot the toxic friend in the group... it's you.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 39:28


    Is your friend group toxic? Or are you guys just too comfortable with each other! Find out here! Follow us on ig @TwoDrnkMinimum

    Episode 10- Jimmy's unethical life hacks.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 57:18


    Jimmy lives his life a very different way than most sane logical people. Along the way he picked up some life hacks that are far from ethical. Listen and learn a thing or two. Who knows, you might use one this weekend. And is coke in the office too much? No one likes a snitch! Subscribe Now Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum @JimmyMurrill @AliGayderr

    Episode 9- Blackout Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 48:33


    Listen as Jimmy and Ali tell stories from some of their worst blackout moments. This is all because Jimmy experienced some terrible blackout blues after his actions this weekend. Also get an update on Alis Love is Blind and find out what is going on in her love life.

    Episode 8- Don't unblock them! It's a TRAP!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 32:59


    Now obviously we all have our needs, and being forced to stay at home by the Government doesn't help those needs. Now, we know its hard but DONT HOOK UP WITH YOUR EX! They are going to try to reach out and hook up with you, that is why Jimmy and Ali are here to help you look out for the signs. Follow us on IG: @TwoDrnkMinimum @JimmyMurrill @Aligayderr

    Episode 1- Gen Z's awkward phase is nonexistent.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 34:13


    We are back with an all new season on TDM. This week we discuss the trials and tribulations of growing up Gen Z and Millennial. We also give our opinions on a girl who unintentionally married her step brother. Just listen, this story is nuts! Follow us on IG and Tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum

    Episode 7- Corona is a Cock Block

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 61:26


    Because the world is basically coming to an end due to corona virus Alis love life along with the economy has suffered. We also discuss different ways to quarantine and chill! Along with reasons you dont want to be quarantined with those pesky parents.Follow Us on IG:@TwoDrnkMinimum@JimmyMurrill@CarlyyyFerrari@Aligayderr

    Episode 6- Marriage talk on the first date? Never a good idea!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 58:48


    Well apparently Carly started the spiked seltzer trend... Yeah right. Jimmy prove himself superior when it comes to trivia. We also dive into Alis love life because she went on her first hinge date! Did it go well or did it crash and burn? Listen right now to find out! Follow us on IG:@TwoDrnkMinimum@JimmyMurrill@CarlyyFerrari@AliGayderr

    Episode 5- Love isn't blind... it's cringy ASF!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 58:58


    On this weeks episode we dive deeper into Alis love life. Jimmy reads off some of the messages from Alis Hinge account. This is also Alis first time reading these messages. They also talk about why we lie and talk about the different types of lies and liars. SUBSCRIBE RIGHT TF NOW!!!Follow on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum

    Two Drink Minimum Trailer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 0:36


    I mean its pretty self explanatory... This is the trailer to the podcast you're on!

    Episode 4- Are you too old for that?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 65:40


    We are adding a new dating segment for our hostess with the mostess relationship troubles.... Ali! Basically it is like the show Love is Blind. Carly and Jimmy have hijacked Alis dating apps and are setting her up with dates that she has never even seen. You're going to want to stay updated on this so be sure to come back next week and see what happens. Todays topic: Am I too old for this? We break down the different ages that you should stop doing these things. Listen now to find out if you are too old for this!Follow us on IG@TwoDrnkMinimum@JimmyMurrill@CarlyyFerrari@Aligayderr

    Episode 3-I can't be the only one who needs to know!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 43:57


    For starters, oral hygiene is very important. Don't be like Jimmy, brush your damn teeth twice a day. Growing up can be a bitch and if you're anything like these three idiots you need help too. Credit cards and budgeting can be tough. Listen to this episode to get some good info and tips on growing up and being financially independent. Follow us on Instagram @TwoDrnkMinimum@JimmyMurrill@Carlyyferrari@AliGayderr

    Episode 2-Lets get Social.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 57:44


    Obviously social media has taken over the planet. But what social media platform reigns supreme? Join us as we dive into these social networks and give our opinions on each one. Also what does your dating app say about you? Find out now on this episode of Two Drink Minimum!Follow us on IG@TwoDrnkMinimum@JimmyMurrill@Carlyyferrari@AligayderrSubscribe Now!

    Episode 1- Don't get yellow carded this Valentines Day!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 54:10


    Welcome to the premiere of Season Two! Also, give our new co-host Ali Ryan a warm welcome.  This episode Jimmy, Ali, and Carly discuss all things Valentines Day. Whether you are single as a pringle or hot off the market, we have what you need to hear!  We also warn you about the new ghosting trends to lookout for in 2020. You got ghosting, flea bagging, yellow carding, and The Carly which basically means you're an asshole to the person you're talking to. Then as always we dive into our Last Call letters and favorite things! Please Subscribe!!!! and leave us 5 stars!Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum@JimmyMurrill @CarlyyFerrari @AliGayderr

    Episode 10- The Holiday Season Finale.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 61:13


    Well people, The time has come for the season finale. Look at us, Who would have thought... NOT ME! Jimmy and Carly guide you through the Office Holiday Party do's and don'ts Also don't be an annoying white elephant gift giver. Have some respect and be thoughtful. Finally this episodes last call is off the freaking charts. A true must listen!Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum and leave us a 5 star review!

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    Episode 9-Go Shawty, Its Yo Birthday!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 41:39


    Still hungover from Thanksgiving weekend? So are we. At least we are in this together. On today's episode Carly and Jimmy discuss all things Birthdays! The also get a fan letter from a person seeking advice on their friends toxic relationship. Follow us on. Instagram Jimmy @JimmyMurrillCarly @Carlyyferrariand of course @TwoDrnkMinimum 

    Episode 8- Meet The Hosts.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 61:03


    Get to know Carly and Jimmy a little better with a quick Q&A! Also Jimmy investigates a family's fan letter that will leave you SHOCKED! Carly also eats cucumbers like a freaking psycho. Follow us on Instagram @TwoDrnkMinimum

    Episode 7- Friendsgiving and I Got Caught Cheating Cause of the Dog.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 50:31


    Friendsgiving is a topic that Carly and Jimmy are pros at! After all, Jimmy was apparently on the Mayflower and helped orchestrate the first ever Friendsgiving. In this episode you will find some very useful tips for planning and executing the perfect Friendsgiving. Also our fan letter this week is absolutely BONKERS! Just Listen... its crazy!Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum Jimmy @JimmyMurrillCarly @CarlyyFerrariLeave Us 5 Stars and a good review! 

    Episode 6- Roommates and Borderline Incest.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 46:37


    Roommates, You can't live with them and you can't pay the rent without them! Jimmy and Carly also help guide Morgan through the disgusting fact that she is dating her future step brother! #gross Be sure to give us 5 stars and Follow us on instagram @TwoDrnkMinimum Love You!

    Episode 5- Types of Drunk People.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 58:40


    Carly was not able to make it for this episode but don't worry, we got the world famous Ali Ryan. She was thankfully available! This episode is all about types of drunk people! We don't care what type of drunk person you are, just as long as you're not the needy one! Follow us on Ig @TwoDrnkMinimum and don't forget to give us 5 stars!

    Episode 4- Happy Halloween!! Now give me your cheesesteak!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 53:16


    Jimmy and Carly look back on pleasant times that they were escorted out of bars/nightclubs by security. They also discuss all things Halloween! Finally this brings us to our last call.. Is Judy's boyfriend in love with his sister? Probably Yes.

    Episode 3- Red Flags and Shot Buying Etiquette...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 69:19


    Let's play a game? It's a game with no winners. It's called RED FLAG OR NAW! If there was a red flag standing right in front of you would you see it? Our very first guest Ali def wound not. Also come listen as we teach you the proper drink purchasing etiquette. Don't be like Michaels home town free loader.

    Episode 2- Friend Vacations! The best time you never wanna have again!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 56:15


    We all love our friends and vacations. But sometimes being in such close proximity with everyone for an extended period of time makes you want to blow someones fucking head off! In this episode get Jimmy and Carly’s tips on surviving you next friend vacation. If you do it right you’ll all end up leaving with the same amount of friends you came with. Also are workplace parking lot blowies such a bad thing? Find out on this episode of Two Drink Minimum! Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum

    Episode 1- Cure your pettiness with a wet rag!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 1969 44:50


    Welcome to the premier of Two Drink Minimum. Whats the pettiest thing you've ever done? Surly it can't be as bad as Jimmys craigslist ad or being on Carlys shit list! Is Bumble BFF the new trend sweeping the nation or is it a way to meet your next stage 5 clinger?! Also.... Powerpoint.. 

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