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Tina and Lisa discuss irony vs appropriate, trauma sheds, and if you are fine. Tina wants to know if Nards is a thing and Lisa wants to know if you're fine. 

Tina and Lisa discuss dark water, old mining towns, and what makes a desert high. Tina has some buried older sibling grudges, and Lisa would like to know what could POSSIBLY have taken so long?Email us: wanttowatchascarymoviepod@gmail.comTweet us: @wanttowatchpodPatronize us: wanttowatchascarymovie

Tina and Lisa talk self service gas stations, deep 90's cuts and haunted parkas. Lisa can't believe how funny this group of friends is, and Tina wants to know if you'd like to go somewhere and talk. 

Lisa, Josh, and Tsar discuss Denver real estate,  victim profiles, and top hats. Josh is fridged, Lisa gives a stranger danger talk, and Tsar seems genuinely shocked to discover she and Lisa are friends! Email us: wanttowatchascarymoviepod@gmail.comTweet us: wanttowatchpodPatronize us: wanttowatchascarymovie

Victor and Lisa discuss the hoarding of ghost children, bedside manners, and the handling of dead bodies. Victor does a deep dive on shaving and Lisa thinks Slenderman looks like noodles apparently. They also keep trying to put this movie in the Potterverse with varying degrees of success. 

The ladies discuss casseroles, caps lock, and pareidolia. Lisa is painfully naive and Sarah has tips on staying out of sight in a house full of windows. 

The ladies talk real estate, knitting, and alternate endings. Sarah gives a first line of defense against demons and Lisa cannot get that man's name right!

The ladies discuss peer pressure, red flags, and when it's appropriate to poison someone. Lisa thinks axes can be part of the background and Sarah finds almost everything unacceptable. 

The ladies talk about endquels, the genetics of tennis playing, and his red right hand. Lisa inexplicably hates Liv and Sarah doesn't trust de-aging technology. 

The ladies discuss hide and seek strategies, college humor, and genetics. Lisa seems fine with tarantulas and Sarah gives some best practices for running a Satanic cult. 

The ladies discuss missing diva cups, tension, and shifting ratings. Sarah needs to know if it's supposed to be a twist and Lisa is obsessed with the cat again. 

The ladies discuss strong wicks, cheek stabs, and the knowledge base of Ophthalmologists.  Sarah actively chooses denial and Lisa is fine with golden retriever energy. 

The ladies discuss sex, greed, and creepy Easter bunny masks. Sarah learns some new terms and Lisa can't find faults. They both wonder about the definition of “survivalist compound.”

The ladies discuss what doesn't belong in the attic, haunted objects, and eye cream. Lisa knows a decent amount about Aquaman and Sarah has a theory about paint.

The ladies discuss how wet is too wet, nicknames, and unfortunate underwear. Sarah gives an anatomy lesson and Lisa is focused on the cat, which feels on brand. 

The ladies discuss forbidden love, the physics of falling, and unacceptable fingers. Sarah reveals her love of historical mysteries and Lisa does some punch ups. They wonder where fear is located if not in the mind. 

Sarah and Lisa watch the movie Malignant. They discuss Seattle real estate, termite damage, and elusive industrial fans. Sarah performs some PSAs and Lisa falls in love.