Former terrible Wattpad author/current terrible human being reviews awful young adult fiction. Come cringe with me.
We at it again, my friends. In part three of the Reckless Endangerment saga, Koji wades through four more chapters of problematic content. If it wasn't clear enough, I am so embarrassed by the Koji of years past... In this episode, we roast three terrible boys, figure out whether a bag of oranges leaves bruises, and revisit one godawful party outfit. We also get a POV switch, ya'll! Come get sad with me. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Koji is getting her concerned auntie on in this one, dudes. Listen to me ramble about how webtoon apps are kind of a scam. I'm worried about the youth, ya'll! I talk about a really lame business model, unhealthy relationships, and queerbaiting/fetishizing. TW: Mention of sexual assault.
Dudes. This book was such a slog to get through. I read a pixie-flavored "Twilight" rip-off in this week's episode. Come be frustrated with me. Please save yourself the energy and don't even try to read the book. Just listen to me rant.
I explain my absence, get really angry at two books and a show, AND I manage to say the word "like" about 10,000,000 times. Please come get mad with me. I need to know that I'm not the only one that is disgusted by teacher/student "romances".
Well, damn... We're back at it again with another installment of Koji hating herself for almost an hour. This is a recap of chapters 5-8 of Reckless Endangerment which is the story I wrote for Wattpad when I was 16ish. Gross! Ignore the poopy audio quality and enjoy this stumble down memory lane.
Welp... I've mentioned my failed attempt at becoming the Bad Bitch of Wattpad™ and I felt it was only right that I review my own awful writing. I was a teenager with poor social skills and I tried my best! Regardless, I can't expect to dish it out if I can't take it so... Come cringe with me.
I read Onision's book before it came out that he was terrible. I finally decided to chat about it. I reviewed the book and not the dude. I start going insane toward the end. Have a listen.
This week, I read "Heartache High" by Jon Jacks. It was poop garbage and I hated every second. Don't read it. Just listen to me review it. You don't need to ruin your own day.
Well, hey there! I have decided to kick off my podcast with a little dive into the storytelling app known as Galatea. It is so weird and sexual and I CANNOT escape the ads for it. I finally caved and downloaded it… Holy shit. I have many thoughts. Have a listen and try your best not to get too riled up. This is a very steamy first episode.