Advice on the Patio

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Two unlicensed, unprofessional, uncensored sisters, August and Indie, give advice on patios around the world.

Advice On The Patio


    • Aug 2, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 24m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    What Was Happening in the Shtetl, Y'know What I'm Saying?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 19:25


    Fiddler on the Roof is a pre-requisite to this episode. After you've done that, you may listen to August and Indie's advicé about playing hard to get when you're anxious, lights and sex, and cases of cold feet. Enjoy!

    Sit Down Bitch: The Live Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 29:33


    Normalize taking a year long hiatus from your podcast! Back and better than ever, Indie and August answer questions about pube shaving, FOMO, selfishness, and advicé about giving advicé.

    We’ll Show You Our Advice Really Hard

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2020 21:46


    Do you even need advice anymore? Yes, you do. Wanna learn about oozy zits, knocking etiquette, and finding your soulmate? All in the episode.

    You are NOT a dolphin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2020 27:26


    August and Indie are joined by their sage younger sisters Severine (14), Shiraz (12), and Shanez (10). The cohosts and their very opinionated guest stars discuss birthday cakes, how to put pants on, and spirit animals. CW: very loud episode.

    This episode was funded by the CDC

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 33:24


    This episode has NO ASSOCIATION with the CDC. Sisters August and Indie return from an extended hiatus to discuss friend breakups, ho phases and bidets. CW: this episode contains sexual themes.

    How not to ruin Goysgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2019 29:32


    Advicé on the Patio is back! Holiday table topics, Kamelbacks, and special song sung by Indie.

    Squirt Squirt and Move on with Your Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019 27:58


    August and Indie talk feminism, getting girls and reefer. This episode also includes fresh advice on ratsnacking and hangovers. Don’t forget to send your questions to adviceonthepatio@gmail.com or DM us on ig @adviceonthepatio!

    Spell Coconut

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 34:31


    We talk about sex on this episode. Be warned!

    Better out than in

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 17:47


    First episode! Indie, August and guest star Severine give advice on life, love and farting.

    Advice on the Patio Promo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 0:50


    Two unlicensed, unprofessional, uncensored sisters, August and Indie, give you all the advice you could possibly need and more. Fielding questions from the audience on patios around the world, the sister duo will give their hottest takes. Tune in and subscribe to join in on the fun! Submit questions to adviceonthepatio@gmail.com to receive some wisdom.

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