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5e Dungeons & Dragons misadventures. 4 solid peeps keeping it real weird. We are currently running 2 concurrent arcs. The official blame the dice arc and the CJ & Raziel arc. The best way to tell them apart is if there is actual dungeons and dragons rules being followed. ¤(If you peeps can power thr…

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  • Oct 13, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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  • 27m AVG DURATION
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Raziel & Jophiel 1

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 18:57


After the reunion (infinity growler and bonfire) the crew journeys on. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION (Titans Slayers Curse) (Trailer)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 0:59


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ASCENSION: Burglelarcenarceny in Gearhollow

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2019 141:38


Your boys make a decision on where to go next. Things heat up and get very tense. They might even meet a new potential party member. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION: Social Justice Racers.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2019 76:30


Our heros hit the scene in Dustitown. But Jophiel is female'ish and Augoro is a Saytr...because of the infamous Ponzy Pyramid scheme (where they schemed to rob a pyramid) they helped pull off a few years back. Everything devolves from there. But we meet some great NPC and are off to a great start to planning. For the race. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

C.A.N. Talk #2 (now even Alex'ier)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2019 64:40


We try some new segments. Explain some of the tough topics we presented in this weeks ASXENSION episode and even make fun of each other. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION: Lightish Red vs. Saphire

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2019 77:53


Jophiel experiences a bounty of colorful characters, and has a very important choice to make. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

C.A.N. Talk #1 (Alex didnt miss it)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 62:37


We are working on a supplementary episode to support our D&D adventure. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION: House Cleaning

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2019 74:18


The B the D boys are back. We are recording and it feels good. Oh ya ...and we have a podcast... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

PSA: Genital Crickets Epidemic

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2019 8:54


PSA: Dont rub junk with Bylptr. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 6

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2019 30:08


The grand reunion is upon us, the bonfire is now lit.  what is the next move for our heroes  how many more raziels and treerippers have to die before the time bubble is fixed?  will haltertop Tina rip her mid rift? who will get medium ripped? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 5

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2019 19:07


did you miss Raziel and Treeripper? me too. We love you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION: War Camp 2

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2019 72:39


HEY PEEPS. SORRY ABOUT THE QUIET AUDIO. OUR PORTABLE RIG WAS HAVING ISSUES. PLEASE KNOW WE STILL LOVE YOU AND WILL REMEDY THE ISSUE.... Augoro and Jophiel are in over their heads. can they escape the war camp. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION: War Camp

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2019 127:44


We meet our Tabaxi friend. We are tasked to retreive the Aspect of Strength from the orc war camp. Augoro eats a sandwich. Jophiel remains naked. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION: MEET THE KING part 1

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2019 33:45


Holy shit...is this king speaking the truth? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION: MEET THE KING part 2

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2019 49:51


We are back in the capitol city. Things are getting more serious. 1 out of 3 B the D boys must have chips. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 4

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 19:46


Omg. What is up with the time bubble? Is everyone going to make it or is this some G.O.T. bull shit... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel&Haltertop Tina 3

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 22:42


Return of the shit hut. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel&Haltertop Tina 2

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 18:34


Jophiel & Haltertop Tina venture into the putrid remains of Brewersville. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 1

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2019 13:21


Haltertop Tina and Jophiel make their way to Brewersville. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Episode 1 remastered

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2019 92:15


Woah! It's been a while. We've been upgrading our record equipment and thought it was about time we amped up the recordings. Enjoy the re-entry! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION: Augoro Fight

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 58:58


The BtheD boys are on an audio to video adventure. Join us on our Ryze to greatness.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & CJ 15

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 38:32


We are on our way to Brewersville. Time travel is tricky. ¤¤Hey peeps. Please tolerate our ads. It means a lot to us.¤¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

The Legend of Jophiel

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2019 73:20


Jophiel needs a money manager. ¤{hey peeps. please power thru the ads, it means so much to us...thanks a bunch!}¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

The Legend of Augoro.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2019 64:24


Is Augoro as great of a fighter as he thinks he is? Why he hate orcs? ¤{hey peeps. Please power thru the ads, it means so much to us. thanks a bunch...}¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Please take us back. We promise we have changed.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2019 3:39


Hello peeps. We apologige for our hiatus. We promise on our dice sacks that we will make it up to you. Nick our gracious DM explains more... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel @ CJ 14

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 20:40


What did Haltertop Tina (Haniel) do? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & CJ 13

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2019 22:51


Double bon fire infinity growler. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel &CJ 12

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2019 19:11


Listen to your homies. Homies is Homies even over 4.6 billion years. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & CJ 11

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2019 18:46


Shhh...what? Shhhh.... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel& CJ 10

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2019 11:49


Dont Blame the dice.... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & CJ 9

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 24:32


CJ solemnly explains the hurt. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & CJ 8

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2019 12:02


Someone unexpected returns ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & CJ 7

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2019 18:23


The gang actually heads out on a mission. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2019 9:45


Prolapsed anus is a choice. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & CJ 6

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2019 17:12


The plan is coming together. ...And our peeps are starting to agree with Jophiel. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION 6 (Titans Slayers Curse)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2018 65:09


Whelp. The magical carrage ride continues. Will our friends escape Iron Fist keep? ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASENSION 5 (Titans Slayers Curse)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2018 59:46


Is the DM trying to kill us? Omg here we go. This campaign is heating up... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & C.J. 5

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 19:50


7&7. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 3

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 7:29


All the Gersons we know are male prostitutes. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & C.J. 4

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2018 23:06


Physics be damned. Whats before our beginning? Why does Jophiel remember? What did tree ripper ( Gabriel) do? Love you. Bye. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION 4 (Titans Slayers Curse)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2018 64:28


Who is Ryse? What is penis fingers? All this and more. But remember to always knucklebump a half elf! Thanks everyone! ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION 3 (Titan Slayers Curse)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2018 62:44


Aguru and Japhiel drop in. Someone dies. Someone gets raised back to life. We think we are funny. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

CJ and Raziel 0.6 Bonus material part 2

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 20:26


This is a test run of what is to come in the 5e misadventures of CJ and Raziel. We play by some of the rules. but CJ and Raziel get way more medium ripped. and at least the music is turned down some in his one...enjoy this bonus material. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

CJ and Raziel 0.5. Early Concept episode.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 10:35


Bonus previously unreleased versions of concept podcasts styles. these episodes were a little too heavily influenced by my music recording background. ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

We are so dang sorry.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2018 2:04


Shhh. Keep it down. You dont have to yell. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT 2

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2018 6:44


Alex fucking missed it! ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel &CJ 3

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2018 22:58


Why is Tree Ripper coming up with all the plans? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION 1.5 (titans slayers curse season 2)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2018 82:49


We are treated to a horrible realization. Agoro and Jophiel need to stick close to make it through. Why is Nick rolling so many 20's? ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION 1 (titans slayers curse season 2)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2018 21:57


Blame the dice boys are back in a brand new season. Check out that swanky new DM... ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

ASCENSION 2 (titans slayers curse season 2)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2018 111:21


Things have taken a turn for the worse. Can Jophiel and Agoro live to fight another day? ¤(If you peeps can power thru the ads it would mean so much to us.)¤ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

Jophiel & C.J. 2

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2018 20:52


Its Jophieler --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blamethedice/support

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