Backgammon on the Toilet, with Rich Keeble

Comfortably into the second decade of Backgammon on the Toilet games, it's not clear that Rich will turn this around any time soon. Will it be 9-3 or 8-4 after this 11th game? Where will you be when you find out? On the train? At the launderette? At a funeral? With modern technology and the choices available to you, it really is up to you. I'll (toi)let you decide! Let's get back(gammon) to basics, and not throw in the (paper?)towel just yet. It's Backgammon, Jim, but not as we know it. It's on the toilet. Backgammon on the Toilet. With Rich Keeble.

Let's face it, the bad luck continued with another defeat in Game 9, resulting in an unimpressive 7-3 scoreline. But now it's 2015 - a new year and a new hope. Fresh from some telly work, that McDonald's advert, and a couple of unofficial practice games under his belt, surely now is the time for Rich to take the backgammon by the horns and take back(gammon) control of this sorry mess. Put your (washed) hands together, and let's play Backgammon! (On the toilet). Sorry about the extract fan and mobile phone noise.

It’s Game 9 and surely Rich’s terrible run of luck is about to change! He’s been close to giving up but thanks to overwhelming public support, Backgammon on the Toilet is continuing! In an exciting episode that Rich actually almost forgot to upload, he starts off with a very strong opening on a double six, but can he start to pull it back on this one or will it all go wrong for him again? Did Rich manage to get Backgammon on the Toilet into a McDonald's advert? Did Gary Stringer from Reef write in? Find out right here!

We're back in the normal toilet for Game 8, which is officially the quickest game so far! There's doubles and pieces going on the bar all over the place from the start! The iPhone has been on a (toilet) roll of good luck for the last 4 games, winning the dice roll and winning the game, but is that about to change? No topical humour, no Alan Partridge impressions, no excerpts from Peter and the Wolf... This time it's just Backgammon! On the toilet.

With Rich having lost 3 games in a row to be trailing 4-3 to the iPhone, an unusually long gap due to Edinburgh and other commitments, plus the fact that Rich has gone rogue and is playing in a different toilet (!), Game 7 is perhaps the most hotly anticipated episode so far. "A nail biting comeback" **** - Gary Stringer from Reef. "This was a tough one" - Rich Keeble.

Dedicated to the memory of Bob Holness, this very special episode was actually recorded during the World Cup Final itself, made all the more exciting given the 3-3 scoreline and the fact Rich ate a curry literally minutes before recording, so anything could happen! As the last ever World Cup Backgammon on the Toilet, this really is one to remember.

In the words of Bob Holness: Let's play backgammon! As it stands Rich is officially better at backgammon than Brazil are at football. At one point Rich sends TWO opposing pieces onto the bar! Unbelievable! Can Rich increase his lead, German style, or will this game be the biggest upset since sliced bread? Find out right now!

Can Rich extend his lead of 3-1 any further? Is this the most self indulgent podcast ever? Is anyone listening? Is Rich going to provide any more Topical Humour? Will Rich roll a double 6 but not be able to use it because he's stuck on the bar? Some of these questions may be answered in this nail biting episode

Rich's crushing defeat during Game 2, followed by Uruguay costing him a whole £1 in the office sweepstake, has lead to a significant delay before Game 3. However, some heart warming letters sent in by avid listeners have lifted his spirits and given him a more positive outlook. This podcast also contains Topical Humour and Biting Satire. Get it? Biting? Luis Suarez? Whatever. Hope you enjoy playing along at home.

Following his early victory in Game 1, Rich's fortunes take a drastic turn for the worse in Game 2 (specially recorded in the dark), including rolling a double 6 that he can't use from being stuck on the bar. Can he pull it back and beat the iPhone for a second time, or is some match fixing going on? Also, Rich's old fan Gary Stringer from the band Reef has written in.

With the sad news that England won't pass the group stages of the World Cup 2014, even with a game still to play, Rich Keeble offers an exciting sporting alternative that will keep you on the edge of your toilet seat. It's backgammon on the toilet.