Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast

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Chris and Jordan have always wanted to be podcast hosts. There's just one problem: they don't have any ideas. Now, they begin their quest for the perfect podcast premise.

Jordan Aaron

  • May 11, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 37m AVG DURATION
  • 16 EPISODES


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Ep. 16 - Chris and Jordan at Night

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 30:22


It's all three's this week on Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast! We've got pitches about creating a human, talking quickly, fish, and quarantine protest songs. Good luck! Call our hotline: 1-201-500-7459 Twitter: @CNJNeedAPodcast Jordan: @Jordaniswebsite Chris: @Blarghasaurus

Ep. 15 - We're Growing Downward

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 36:15


This week, Chris and Jordan ask the big questions: Who buys Now That's What I Call Music CDs? Does Bernie Sanders listen to Run the Jewels? Is there a Yiddish word for a printer malfunction? And finally, did the Carpenters rip off Rush?? Call our hotline: 201-500-7459 Twitter: @cnjneedapodcast Jordan: @jordaniswebsite Chris: @blarghasaurus

Ep. 14 - If you or someone you know is in witness protection, call 1-201-L00-PILZ

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 30:05


Chris and Jordan are back, baby. This week, we try to ruin your favorite movies, learn new hobbies, and discuss old viral videos. Call our hotline: 201-500-7459 Twitter: @cnjneedapodcast Jordan: @jordaniswebsite Chris: @blarghasaurus

Ep. 13 - We Love Stunting Progressivism

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 42:44


On this episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris suggests a podcast with the goal of creating an opera and Jordan goes through some strange yelp reviews. Plus Chris wants to try meteorology and Jordan has a new method for reviewing movies in the moment.

Episode 12: Match Point - W/ Sam Archie

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 49:59


This week, Chris and Jordan discuss their hiatus and their benevolent ant overlords. Topics include Chris attending Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, fan edits of movies, culture's most famous Newman's, and guided museum tour podcasts. All this and more. Call us: 201-500-7459 Follow us: @candjneedapodcast (Twitter & Instagram), @jordaniswebsite, @blarghasaurus (both on Twitter)

Ep. 11 - We Were In a Crash

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2019 42:27


On the season 2 premiere of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris expands on a previous pitch. Then, Jordan waxes poetic on baseball podcasts and Chris explores music inspired by motion pictures. Plus, Chris and Jordan look for new sponsors! Call: 201-500-7459 email: cnjneedapodcast@gmail.com instagram: @cnjneedapodcast twitter: @cnjneedapodcast, @jordaniswebsite, @blarghasaurus

Ep. 10: Changing the Future of Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 46:33


In the 10th episode spectacular, Chris and Jordan indulge in some of their greatest passions: progressive rock and Godzilla. Chris explains Robotech and explores a way to incorporate its model into the show. Plus, a meditation on the future of podcasts! Twitter: @CnJneedpodcast @jordaniswebsite @blarghasaurus Email: cnjneedapodcast@gmail.com Insta: @cnjneedapodcast Call in: 201-500-7459

Ep. 9 - Let's Not Dive Too Far Into the Realms of Anime

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 41:01


On this episode, Chris attempts to distinguish things as stupid or clever and Jordan explores the histories and qualities of different dressings. Then, a pitch about mod culture and a podcast about changing history and re-mapping time. Call the hotline: 201-500-7459 Follow the podcast: @CnJNeedapocast Follow Chris on twitter: @blarghasaurus Follow Jordan on twitter: @jordaniswebsite

I'm Inking This

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 40:56


This week on Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast: Chris and Jordan debate if different pieces of media are stupid or clever, and whether that's even a legitimate dichotomy. Then, they conceive a super hero based on progressive rock music and discuss some of their favorite mascots. Plus, they finally find a way to structure their disagreements! Follow us on twitter @CnJneedapodcast as well as @jordaniswebsite and @blarghasaurus. Call the hotline! 201-500-7459

Chris and Jordan Talk to David Wiswell

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2019 36:32


Chris and Jordan make history on the podcast: they talk to their first guest, David Wiswell, who brings two new ideas of his own to the table. Then, Chris pitches a new invention podcast and the first ever joint pitch! Plus, a shocking revelation rattles the Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast Universe.

A Board Room of Gods

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 36:13


This week, Jordan and Chris dive into religion and try to conceive of a new religious mythology. Then they analyze various movie taglines and review a few animals. Plus, a new imagination of classic works of media (and reality???) that will blow your mind. Call the hotline: 201-500-7459! On twitter, @CnJneedapodcast, @blarghasaurus, @jordaniswebsite

...And There's Gonna Be Martial Arts Scenes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2019 37:35


This week, Chris and Jordan flesh out a podcast that turns Shakespearre into pop-culture shlock-fests. Then, they plan a show where they learn new instruments and discuss post-modernity. Plus, a shocking reveal regarding High School Musical and Breaking Bad. CALL OUR HOTLINE: 201-500-7459

How Are You Gonna Compare Marmalade to Jam?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2019 37:41


On this episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, the titular Chris and Jordan flesh out an idea based off of The Masked Singer. Then they determine whether scorpions are more arachnid or crab and dig in on the specifics of ketchup. Plus, a Dungeons and Dragons podcast with a twist. And did we mention we have a HOTLINE? Call 201-LUV-PILZ (201-500-7459) to leave us a message and get on the show.

I Had a Great Idea and You Ruined It

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2019 32:41


This week Chris and Jordan dive into Soviet history, film scores, satanic messages in pop music, and develop some allegorical biopics. PLUS, they criticize their listeners on an ALL NEW Chris and Jordan need a Podcast!

Get Glad with the Plaid

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2019 32:37


On this episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris and Jordan create a quiz show that will allow them to analyze and critique guests. Then, they try to figure new angles for making Hollywood biopics. Plus, a riveting deconstruction and exploration of stripes.

We Built This City on Pod and Cast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2019 32:29


On the first episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris and Jordan discuss building a town, the Transformers cartoon universe, Killer Mike, Bill Murray, and writing a movie. WARNING: IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN TO GOLD

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