Crazy Lady Chronicles

What are your irrational fears? Don't lie, we know you have them. In this episode, Dawn talks about her long list of phobias while Tera realizes just how normal she is. Dawn is convinced dolls will murder her in her sleep, the ice cream man is a serial killer, and she will become an amputee that everyone calls "Flippy." Join us on this ridiculous ride.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support

Have you ever worked in a retail job? Have you been accosted with stale Cheetos? Could you smell a co-worker from 3 aisles away? Have you ever had a conversation so disturbing with a customer that you have to question if it's really happening? In this episode, we discuss how working retail is like living in the depths of hell. We are joined by a very special guest, one that Tera looks up to and Dawn has been bosom buddies with forever. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support

Today we have a very special guest. DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!!! Dawn's husband Mark! The topic: nostalgia. What are you nostalgic for? Dawn misses the time before everyone was offended by everything all the time. Tera misses roller skating as a kid. Mark misses having all his hair. Join us on a journey through the '70s 80's and 90's as three people from different decades reminisce.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support

Have you ever met a catfish? No not the aquatic kind nay nay. We are talking about the face-swapping kind. The ones who wreak havoc on your life, emotionally, mentally, and financially. In this episode, we will be reading a conversation between Tera and a catfish. In the second half of the episode Dawn will be teaching us how to spot a scammer just from the conversation alone. Boom who doesn't love some funny stories mixed with some helpful information?! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support

In this episode, we will be talking about Tera's stay in a psych ward and her following the antichrist. True story...true, true story!!!! Come join us on this epic adventure where we get to see how crazy Tera was growing up. Along with Dawn's traumatic past experience with a psych ward as well. Was Dawn a patient as well or was she a visitor??? Well, you'll just have to listen in to find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support

Have you ever had bad neighbors or maybe bad roommates? Would you find exquisite delight seeing a SWAT team raid those neighbors? How about as a teenager overhearing your neighbors doing it and making things more awkward with a guitar amp? Then listen in on this episode where Dawn and Tera talk about neighbor horror stories that will give you the heebie-jeebies! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support

Have you ever hated your boss so much that you found the perfect way to seek revenge? Does a cutthroat game of corporate competition at a bowling alley intrigue you? Would you rather be a crack whore, or work at the mall? Join us as we share hysterical stories about the jobs we'll never forget. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support

What's the worst thing your sibling ever did to you? Did your neighbors feel sorry for you because your family was so crazy? Is your mom a good little humper? You'll feel at home in this episode as we share hilarious family stories. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support

Welcome to the Crazy Lady Chronicles, a bi-weekly podcast! We've dreamed of having our own podcast because neither of us was popular in high school. We met in passing several years ago, but Tera was too scared of Dawn, so it took four years of stalking before we became friends. Quickly, we became more than friends, seeing each other as sisters. We bonded over our obsession with Bob's Burgers and the fact that we're both vertically challenged. We climbed on each other's backs to get the cookies from the top shelf. We sipped cocktails and inserted our own dialogue into horror movies, and that's when we discovered how funny we are. Join us every other Monday as we share hilarious stories about our lives. Worst dates? We got 'em. Terrible neighbors? Everyone can relate to that. Whether it's a story about walking to the community pool accidentally dressed like a prostitute, a tale of stalking, or stories about our jobs from hell, we promise you'll be entertained. You'll also hear stories from our guest hosts that will make you pee laughing. So follow us on social media and wherever you listen to podcasts. Buckle up, cuz it'll be a crazy ride! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crazy-lady-chronicles/support