D&D One Word at a Time

MWAH! BYAH!

Focus Frug. Focus. Bye.

Frug does not condone you getting any weapons, unless you're under threat of a terrible ex-friend-girlfriend attack. Bye.

Bout to get saucy in the Frug life. I think. Probably not. Bye.

Join the Party! Bye.

Uh oh yall. Bye.

I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS! BYE

For real. Dinosaurs. Tricerawhatever and T Rex with the teeth. Bye.

No one ever saw this coming. Unless you mean this episode in which case yes it's airing on the appropriate day. Bye.

This is a very specific ability only used by a small number of creatures. Like your Mom! Frug burn. Bye

Know when to hold 'em. Etc. Bye.

Come sail away Come sail away Come sailllll away with me. Bye.

Game over. Bye.

I rolled a NAT20 on this one, baby. Bye.

Quick side quest before we return to the meat. Bye.

The next chapter has begun! Might be a quick chapter based on my ability to actually handle peril.

This is gonna blow your little minds! Bye!

This show is starting to get weird. At least it's been totally normal and predictable up until now. Bye.

You'll never guess who I just ran into. Or rather, who ran into me. Bye.

If I was smarter, this show wouldn't exist. Bye.

Hi-YAH. Bye.

Most mushrooms taste bad. Frug fact, Bye.

Don't tell anyone where you heard this. Bye.

Uh Oh.

Let's get crunk!

Your Moms an Artifact. Bye.

You should always be wearing this unless you're a spellcaster but not all spellcasters, some don't suck and can actually wear armor, like War Clerics. Those are dope. Bye.

This is a stupid monster. I hate this monster. Bye.

I've got a reputation for having the best podcast around. I'm aware. Bye.

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If you're really been trying to learn D&D from these episodes then you may want to modify your memory. Bye.

This one is helpful in a brand new way. Bye.

Jump in. Bye.

This is definitely the wrong first episode to listen to. Who the hell doesn't start with the first episode? Bye.

This is the last episode of Tree Slayer. I hope you've enjoyed the show. Please follow @Channel34pod on twitter for updates on Channel 34 premiering September 1st with Tree Slayer and many other shows. Thank you! Garin

If you're planning to listen to this, you're in the right environment. Bye.

I have a penchant for being your educator. I think I used that word right. Bye.

Trees can live inside your house! Damn, that's scary.

If you Encounter this episode in the wild, you screwed. Bye.

My donors really needed this definition. Silly babies. Bye.

Sometimes a hero must go out of town to deliver justice. Sometimes, even to the dreaded coast. (This is a preview of my upcoming new sketch comedy podcast Channel 34 that goes live September 1st!)

Honestly, this one isn't helpful but maybe you don't deserve it. Bye.

More help so you no longer have to grapple with being a dofus. Dummy. Bye.

Things really take a turn as Dennis has to explain a downside to his otherwise perfect profession.

It's something you can ride, all the way to hell. Bye

It's like getting another, smaller, action. Dummy. Bye. https://www.patreon.com/dndoneword

This is the action you wanted. Listen in real audio as Marty "Lunchtime" Slayer takes down a backyard intruder. https://www.patreon.com/dndoneword

Maybe you'll perceive just how good this damn show is. Bye. https://www.patreon.com/dndoneword

Fall asleep listening to this and take 10d6 awesome damage. Bye. https://www.patreon.com/dndoneword

In case you missed my announcement last week, this is a completely different show. Join Marty Hatchet as he regales you with his exploits every Thursday. Support me on Patreon as I launch my new sketch comedy show "Channel 34" later this summer. With your donations I can pay my talented friends for their voice acting. https://www.patreon.com/dndoneword

Long Bow only needs a short episode to prove how great it is. Bye.