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Another crime book? Damn right! But this time Travis and Josh are uncovering a gem of an 1980s crime book: Ms. Tree. This collection of Max Allen's original character is sure to spark discussion.

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Not too nice today. Damn the weather has been odd.It's getting to the end of the term, and it cannot come quickly enough.Isabelle did a thing with the OAC recently. An important thing.The store was pretty busy, even though we went early because tomorrow is Easter.Yesterday was Good Friday, today is fair to middling Saturday.

This week The Bols and The Big Show discuss the latest P. Diddy drama and the information disclosed in the indictment, who'll take Diddy's place, is everyone in the industry complicit? and more!

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Shame on this woman and anyone else that preys on elderly and those that can't help themselves... This lady stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from this lady and this is just a DAMN shame.

This episode is popping with the crisp, zesty vibes of the Green Apple Mojito, fresh off the back of Ramon's epic birthday celebrations last night. Ramon's got some hilarious gripes about kids ruining the vibe at a Bulls game, and you won't believe the chaos of the Baltimore Bridge getting knocked out by a boat! Buckle up, because we're diving into all this craziness and so much more!

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Packers president Mark Murphy says that Jordan Love has been "pretty damn good," is the entire Packers organization all in on Love, the guys go through the weeks of ESPN Milwaukee polls in Poll Position, Ben's Same Game Parlay and the guys get you ready for Marquette's Sweet 16 matchup tonight.

Episode Summary This week on Live Like the World is Dying, Colin talks to Brooke about how to asses damage to structures after disasters, what you can do when you're stuck in a building after a disaster, and ways to make your situation easier and safer. Guest Info Colin (he/him) is a carpenter, industrial electrician, and backpacker. Host Info Brooke can be found on Twitter or Mastodon @ogemakweBrooke. Publisher Info This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness. Transcript Live Like the World is Dying: Colin on Structural Triage After a Disaster **Brooke ** 00:15 Hello and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for it feels like the end times. I'm Brooke Jackson, your host for this episode. Today I'll be talking with Colin, an experienced construction and trade worker, about how to prepare for and perform structural triage after disasters. But first we'd like to celebrate being a member of the Channel Zero Network of anarchist podcasts by playing a little jingle from one of the other podcasts on the network. Doo doo doo, doo doo. **Brooke ** 00:48 And we're back. Colin, thank you for joining us today to talk about structural triage after disasters. Would you introduce yourself? Let us know your pronouns, where you're from if you want, maybe some of your background in the construction industry. **Colin ** 01:19 Yeah, I'm Colin, he/him. Lived in around Western Pennsylvania pretty much my entire life—mostly in the Pittsburgh area. I picked up carpentry right after college just as a way to earn some money. Been in and out that for a while. I worked as an industrial electrician in the power industry for about seven years, and then decided I'd had enough of that and went back to doing carpentry. **Brooke ** 02:10 Okay, so is your—is your background in those trades the reason that you're interested in this topic, or was there something else that sparked you or made you kind of get into learning about it? **Colin ** 02:23 Actually, the impetus for this was a little over—actually, seems like ages ago, but actually less than a year ago, a friend had an apartment fire right after Christmas last year. And it's still that big cold snap. And fortunately, we managed to get them recovered from that, but it was only due to the fairly heroic efforts of a lot of friends. And after that I started thinking about, you know, like, what are the ways that, you know, if you don't have people looking out for you and willing to come bail you out, what can you do if you're stuck in a damaged building for a few days while you're waiting for utilities to come back online, first responders to work through a backlog? Just, how can you make things easier in the immediate few days after disaster? **Brooke ** 03:14 Nice. So is this something that you then have you had to put into practice, or other people around you have put into practice? Or are we mostly theoretical at this point and haven't tested all these things—not that we don't trust your experience here. **Colin ** 03:31 Yeah, no, I have done some of these things more in the context of camping and backpacking, just like, there are things you can do that will make the situation easier and safer. Also, a lot of my background in working in power plants involved constant safety trainings about how do you do things safely? What do you have to look out for? What are, you know, things that you just need to be aware of when you're in dangerous situations? And I'm continually surprised at how many of those applied to everyday life, and how much of that stuff we just don't have to think about when we're living in a house that has already been designed to be safe. But when you have a disaster, obviously things break. And suddenly, things that are—things that normally have the engineering and safety built into them no longer work the way they're supposed to, and suddenly, you have to take care of all of that on your own. It's not that hard to do, or even that expensive. You just have to do the planning and preparation before it happens. Because once you find yourself in that situation, it's too late. **Brooke ** 04:46 Yeah, that makes sense. And we're gonna get into those details in a second. But for the listener, I just wanted to share that Colin had reached out to us with this really great list of different things we could explore on this topic. And as I said to him, the the part that stood out most to me was he was talking about how to shelter in place in a compromised building and how to do structural triage and first aid that can make the eventual recovery easier. So we may get into a lot more than that today, we may have a second episode at some point to talk about other things because Colin has a lot of great info to share. But that was the part that really struck me and the areas that I wanted to focus on. And so right before we get into the details, another question I wanted to ask you was, how broadly is this applicable? Like, you know, there's all kinds of different disaster situations, right? We've got floods, fires, earthquakes, tornadoes, unnatural disasters. Do you have different tips for different scenarios that we're going to talk about, or is a lot of this like works across multiple possibilities? **Colin ** 05:50 It's some of both. A lot of the things you need to be concerned with sheltering in place, or just being aware of what are the things that change when systems go offline. So when you don't have power anymore and you're relying on batteries or a generator, or you lose your gas, now, suddenly, you're relying on kerosene heaters or lamps. All of these things change how you have to think about your safety in a house. Obviously, people have been living with fireplaces and wood stoves and oil lamps for a very, very long time. It's not that hard to do. But if you're used to being able to flip a switch and have the lights come on, you're going to have to make some changes. And if you don't do those things, you can cause yourself serious problems. **Brooke ** 06:38 Okay, so let's talk about the first part of that where work. Let's say we're in a situation where we've just had a disaster, we're in a compromised building—whether it be like—I guess mostly we're talking about homes, or maybe your apartment complex too, not necessarily, like, work structures. So let's say we're in that in that situation, we're in this compromised building right after a disaster, what's one of the first things that we need to do? **Colin ** 07:01 So the very first thing is always keep yourself safe, because there's no disaster that you can't make worse by getting injured. And this is especially true— **Brooke ** 07:12 [Laughing] That's a good line, yeah! **Colin ** 07:12 That's especially true when you have, you know, something like the ERCOT disaster down in Texas and 2021, and you have an entire city that is struggling, and your first responders are overwhelmed. **Brooke ** 07:28 Was that when they lost power? **Colin ** 07:30 Yeah, they lost power for I want to say a week or two? I don't think it was continuous. I think it went off, and then it came back on, and then it went off again. The estimated death toll from that was like somewhere between 250 and 700 people, which is—that's like 10 times the number of people that die from an average hurricane season. And most of it was due to things like hyperthermia and carbon monoxide poisoning. Just because people were trying to stay warm and making bad decisions either because they didn't know any better, or they didn't have the tools they needed. Most of it could have been avoided. But obviously that was a terrible situation, and Texas is still recovering from that. So yeah, you've got to keep yourself safe. Couple parts of that. The easiest thing is the personal protective equipment side. Because that's just a matter of throwing a little bit of money at the problem, and it doesn't even take very much money. This is stuff like have worked gloves around so that you can protect your hands. Keep safety glasses around, because getting an eye injury will make life real bad and real tough right now. Earplugs. Disasters are often loud, and even if they're not, things are going to sound different. So having earplugs can help you sleep better. These are, like, not—things that do not cost a whole lot of money. But the most important thing is just to look at the situation and take a beat and figure out what has changed and what you need to do to stop the problem from getting worse. So the first part of this is anything that is broken or not working the way it is supposed to needs to be shut down. So like, do you need to get the power turned off? Do you need to get the gas turned off? Do you need to get the water turned off so your pipes don't freeze and burst? These are things that the average homeowner can do: turning off the power, as long as you have access to the circuit breaker, it's a matter of flipping a switch. Water should just be a matter of closing a valve. The problem is a lot of times the shutoff valves for water don't work the way they're supposed to because they haven't been maintained. I have run into that a few times. And— **Brooke ** 09:42 I know I know at my own house, shutting off the water is a much bigger deal than it should be. **Colin ** 09:48 Right and most of the time that's fine, until you have pipes that are actively spraying water, and suddenly it's not fine. Getting the gas shut off. Usually, again, just matter of going outside with a wrench and turning the valve at the meter. But you have to have the right size wrench and you have to know where that valve is. **Brooke ** 10:09 Okay, so here's a neat—sorry to interrupt you. But I've had—for a long time I've had—I don't know if this is good, so you tell me. I got a wrench that's like specifically for shutting off your gas, it's this bright red one, and you zip tie it next to your gas main. And then if there's a disaster, you should have to go cut the zip tie and use that wrench. **Colin ** 10:32 Yeah, that is a fantastic idea. **Brooke ** 10:34 Okay. **Colin ** 10:35 I would suggest maybe string or something that you can just yank to break it loose, because having zip tie on there that you have to cut, that's one more tool you have to find before you can get to the wrench. Zipties are fantastic because they are very secure. Sometimes so secure that you can't get them off. **Brooke ** 10:50 So I might have to replace the string once in a while, but string would be better. **Colin ** 10:53 Or, the meters normally magnetic, you can put it on a magnet, you can just have it— **Brooke ** 10:58 Oh, yeah! **Colin ** 10:59 —duct taped to the side of it. Something you can get off without tools. And it's always there. And then periodically, every six months, just check and make sure it's there. And, you know, a raccoon hasn't stolen it. But no, that's a fantastic idea. **Brooke ** 11:13 Okay, so that's a good planning ahead. But if you haven't planned ahead, then, you know trying to find a wrench is generally the tool you're going to need, right, to shut that off if you have gas? **Colin ** 11:22 Yeah yeah. Then if you live in an apartment building, usually you will have access to your electrical panel, but not always. You may not have access to the main water shut offs for your apartment. You can probably find out where in the building those are. You're not going to be able to tell if they're working the way they're supposed to before something happens. But have a plan for how to get into whatever room the shut offs are in. If you have to go through a door, this may mean keeping a sledge hammer or pry bar around so that you can get through to the shut offs in the case of an emergency. And yeah, your landlord is probably going to be unhappy and you may lose your security deposit, but it's better than having your apartment burn down. **Brooke ** 12:12 Yeah, seems like it. **Colin ** 12:13 Yeah. **Brooke ** 12:14 Okay, so step one is, like right after the disaster, donning some protective gear and then going around to shut off compromised utilities. **Colin ** 12:24 Right, anything's not working, get it turned off so that the situation stops getting worse. Once everything's shut down, then you can take your time and figure out how to make things livable until systems start to come back online. The other thing to do with preparation is make sure all your smoke alarms are working, and make sure you have fire extinguishers. Because, again, fire when you don't have first responders available is very, very bad. So hopefully everyone has these things to begin with. But if you don't, I highly recommend going out and getting some as soon as possible. **Brooke ** 13:01 Okay. **Colin ** 13:02 So you now have everything turned off, you have your fire extinguishers, you've dealt with the immediate problem. Now you're faced with, how do I make the structure minimally safe for the next few days? If you have broken windows, damaged roof from storms, things like that. **Brooke ** 13:25 Okay, so it's assuming your residence is still some amount of livable and/or you just don't have anywhere else to go and you kind of have to stay. **Colin ** 13:35 Yeah, as long as you have a roof and three walls, you're gonna be fine most of the time. **Brooke ** 13:44 What about—what about the fourth wall? Why don't we get a fourth wall here, Collin? **Colin ** 13:48 I mean, four walls is great. Three walls is enough to keep the roof up. **Brooke ** 13:55 That's a really good point though, no, genuinely. **Colin ** 13:58 If a tree comes through the front of your house, you can still deal with that. It's gonna suck, but it's not the end of the world. And the things that you need to make the situation better than it would be? Not that complicated. It basically boils down a lot of times to having some plastic sheeting or tarps and a staple gun. If you can get something over your openings to keep the wind and the water from entering the house, that's going to buy you a lot of time. If you've ever been driving through, you know, the back roads and rural counties and you see the houses that have the plastic tarps over their roofs that have obviously been there for many years, those houses are still functional. They're still standing. A lot of times people are still living quite comfortably inside those houses. Doesn't look very good, but it's gonna work for a while. And oftentimes, that's all you need. **Brooke ** 14:50 Yeah, that's one of the reasons you see tarps up there for so long is that they're doing what they need to do and they don't need to do more than that. For folks that don't have that kind of stuff sitting around, I imagined that maybe grabbing some sheets or blankets or something and throwing those over the opening would still be better than just leaving it open? **Colin ** 15:10 Yeah, even the bed sheet over the window is going to stop rain from blowing in and my dogs barking in the background. I apologize. **Brooke ** 15:19 That's okay. We are a puppy-friendly podcast. **Colin ** 15:25 A staple gun is something that you should definitely own if you don't, because that's the easiest and fastest way of getting any kind of sheet, whether it's cloth, or a tarp, or trash bags with plastic sheeting attached to walls really fast. A staple gun will set you back maybe $20 tops, and makes life a whole lot easier when it comes to covering openings. If you don't, if you don't have that, duct tape will also work. However, it doesn't work as well as you would expect, especially when the weather is cold or if surfaces are wet. **Brooke ** 16:01 Sure. Yeah. Thumb tacks if you have those sitting around. **Colin ** 16:06 Thumb tacks. Hammer and nails. **Brooke ** 16:08 Yeah. **Colin ** 16:09 Anything to do to secure a sheet. At that point, you're not really worried about damaging the house because the damage has already been done, and fixing a few nail holes is peanuts compared to trying to fix, you know, several hundred gallons of water that have been blown in by high winds. **Brooke ** 16:25 Okay, so we close our openings to protect from water, from cold temperatures, probably from other elements too, right, if—blocking the sun? **Colin ** 16:36 Yeah, sun. If you're in a hot area—this is a totally different topic on its own. But trying to keep the sun out of your house, if you're in a hot situation is just as important as trying to keep the heat inside the house if you're in a cold situation. If you lose power and you're relying on air conditioning to keep your house livable, the best thing you can do is get all of your windows covered as soon as you possibly can. Because solar gain through glass will drive up the interior temperature really quickly. Doesn't matter what you have. Again, plastic bags will work. Anything, just block the amount of light that's coming through the glass. Cardboard, sheets, blinds, you name it? **Brooke ** 17:24 All right. So we've covered up our holes. What do we need to do next? **Colin ** 17:30 Covered up the holes. Things are shut down, turned off. Now you have to start worrying about how am I going to actually get back to living inside this damaged structure for as long as I need to until help can arrive and start doing major repairs that need to happen? And a couple of things you want to look at, the—obviously we're coming up on winter. So the first thing to talk about is how do you stay warm? Hopefully you have blankets and sleeping bags and things that will keep you warm overnight. But you can also look at how you can take a single room and the house and make that one room more pleasant for the duration. So like, if you are struggling to keep your house warm because either you've totally lost power or your furnace can't keep up with the temperatures, shut everything down except for one room—preferably a room that has water and power in it. So you have all of your basic necessities in one spot. If you have a bathroom basement—or a bathroom in the basement is ideal because it's usually going to be interior walls, you've got water, you've got power, and if you throw, you know, a pad down the floor you can even sleep in there. You've got all your necessities in one spot. **Brooke ** 18:56 Now are basements fairly safe places in the face of most natural disasters? Are there times when you wouldn't want to hang out in the basement? **Colin ** 19:03 It depends on the disaster. **Brooke ** 19:04 Okay. **Colin ** 19:06 Obviously if you're dealing with a flood, the basements not where you want to be. **Brooke ** 19:10 [Laughs] Sure. What about if there's been fire damage to like the upstairs of your house? **Colin ** 19:20 That depends on how stable the structure is. If there's fire damage, usually you don't want to be directly over or directly under the damaged section. **Brooke ** 19:31 Hm. Okay. **Colin ** 19:32 So that if it collapses, it doesn't land on you and you don't go through the floor. **Brooke ** 19:37 Okay. Makes sense. **Colin ** 19:38 So fire—like talking about a fire damaged structure is probably beyond the scope of what I'm qualified to do, and beyond the scope of most of the people listening to the podcast because it requires you to be able to look at the damaged structural members and evaluate, you know, how compromised are these? Is this floor burned but otherwise stable, or is this going to collapse in the next five minutes? And that's a skill set entirely on its own. **Brooke ** 20:11 That's a good point. **Colin ** 20:12 If something looks burned and unsafe, just don't go near it. **Brooke ** 20:18 Yeah, and of course, you know, burned structures and objects can be very carcinogenic too. **Colin ** 20:26 That's also true. **Brooke ** 20:27 They can really impact your health. So that's a really good point that a lot of this maybe is really not applicable to the situation of having been in a fire. **Colin ** 20:35 Now, that said, if you've lost half of your house to fire, and you have a few rooms that are still relatively untouched on one side of the house, and you can seal off the burned section of the house, again, using plastic, just so you don't have the smell of the burned material getting into the living area as much as possible, you're still better off inside the house in that situation overall, if you don't have anywhere else to go, then you are trying to, say, camp out in the backyard. Because solid walls and a solid roof offer you more protection and better insulation, even when they're damaged. **Brooke ** 21:16 Okay, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. If you have a really bad kitchen fire and lose your kitchen, that doesn't mean you have to move out of the whole house necessarily. Okay. **Colin ** 21:24 Correct. Yeah. And obviously, the best thing to do is leave and go someplace else if you can. But this is: your stocking place because the roads are impassable, or you literally have nowhere else to go. **Brooke ** 21:37 Yeah. Okay. All right. So moving into the basement, a good idea if you can, but in general is secluding yourself in part of the house. And to throw in a personal anecdote, we had this ice storm here in Kalapuya territory in Oregon—it was almost three years ago now. And most of the town lost power. And it was one, two, three days, a week, seven days, ten days for some folks—long time. And, I kind of without knowing any of this, just sort of instinctively moved us into the living room where a fireplace was because we had lost power and we lost it for a week. And we all just camped out, you know, slept, ate, played in the living room, because the only source of heat was the fireplace. So that's what we gravitated to. Anyway. **Colin ** 22:27 Yeah. And if you have a fireplace, if you have a room that's already set up for that kind of thing, like a living room, that's fantastic. I mean, there's no reason to hide out in the bathroom, if you have a place with a working fireplace. Yeah, good, go for the fireplace room. **Brooke ** 22:42 Yeah. On the downside, we had to pass into the, you know, 40 degree, 30 degree weather in the rest of the house to get to the bathroom. One in the back of the house. But, you know, for everything else, we were cozied up and warm in our one little room. Which, you know, we drove each other crazy. I will say that too being trapped in the one room together. But it was the only place that we be worn for that week. **Colin ** 23:06 Yeah, like having just a contained place that you can keep as warm and comfortable or as cool and comfortable as possible is your best option. Don't worry about trying to keep your entire house up to temperature, whether that be warm or cold. Because that takes a lot of energy to do and it's just probably not gonna be possible in most situations. **Brooke ** 23:28 Okay, here's a scenario question for you: Let's say same set of circumstances, like, that I went through, but something crashed through my big living room window, and we have to tarp over it. Is it? Is it? Is it better? Like, if I have to stay in my house at that point, is it better to still be in the living room with the fire in the tarped up window, or should I try and move to a different room and figure out some other heating source? **Colin ** 23:54 I would probably still stay in the living room. If your concern is keeping yourself warm and you have a fireplace, that's going to be your best option. **Brooke ** 24:06 Okay. **Colin ** 24:06 The issue of the window being broken and the tarp—the one problem with tarps is in high winds, they tend to flap a lot and they're just kind of annoying. The easy solution to that is back it up with cardboard. Cardboard does not like to get wet, but as long as it stays dry, it's a fairly good insulator and it's solid. And it's cheap. You can—everybody has a pile of cardboard boxes and their front hall from Amazon waiting to go out in the recycling. So take some of those boxes— **Brooke ** 24:37 I'm just gonna close this door behind me... **Colin ** 24:41 Take some of these boxes, break them down, put a few layers of cardboard on the inside just as a backup to the tarp so that your plastic is keeping the water out, but your cardboard is blocking more of the wind and keeping the plastic from flapping quite so much. **Brooke ** 24:57 Okay got it. So staying close to that the best heat source is still the way to go. **Colin ** 25:03 Yeah, it's always gonna be a judgment call as to what that is. But if you have a fire, and you are comfortable using it, and you have a good wood supply, that's almost always going to be your best bet. **Brooke ** 25:16 Okay? Makes sense. All right, so let's see, where are we even at not in our to do list here? **Colin ** 25:24 Okay, so we have a warm place to stay. And, assuming you have a fireplace, we've got that taken care of. The trickier situation is when you lose power and suddenly you'd have no heat at all. And even if you're relying—if you use natural gas for your heat, pretty much every furnace these days has an electric blower unless you have one of the, like, direct vent wall mounted furnace units that are basically just a gas flame that's passively heating. But if you're using forced air, it's using gas for the heat source, but you need electricity to move that warm air through the house. So if you lose your electricity, you lose your heat, even though you still have a fuel source. And that's something that a lot of people don't think about, especially in winter, they're like, oh, it's not a problem. If you lose electricity, big deal, I have gas. Well, that's not going to help you. **Brooke ** 26:25 That was my circumstance. Gas furnace, but needed the electricity and we didn't have that. **Colin ** 26:30 Yeah. So if you can get yourself down to a fairly small room, a bathroom, a small bedroom, even a large walk-,in closet, it doesn't take a whole lot of energy to keep one of those spaces warm. You can get the small, portable, like, propane heaters, little buddy heaters. They don't cost a whole lot, but then you have the issue of combustion in a confined space, which is a good way to end up with carbon monoxide poisoning or asphyxiation or, yeah. It can be a very bad scene. So if you're going to do that, be sure you have a portable carbon dioxide alarm. Just go to Home Depot or wherever, pick up another one of the nine volt battery powered smoke and carbon monoxide alarms, and keep that in whatever space you're running that portable heater. It doesn't matter if you have smoke alarms and carbon monoxide heaters or detectors throughout the house. Those aren't going to help you if you have sealed yourself off from those alarms so that you can try to keep the space warm. **Brooke ** 26:41 Makes sense. **Colin ** 27:22 And actually, my recommendation, even more than one of the small portable heaters, is a kerosene lamp or propane lamp of some kind. A lot of the old ice fishers for heating their ice fishing huts in the winter just used Coleman lanterns. One of the propane Coleman lanterns will put out almost the same amount of heat as a 1500 watt electric space heater. **Brooke ** 28:11 Oh wow! **Colin ** 28:12 They are very, very warm. Now also, it's still combustion. So you have to be aware of that. And they do get very hot. So you need to have a place to hang it to keep it away from fabric and other things that can catch on fire. But they will make a room surprisingly warm on their own. And then that also gives you light source, which is another thing that you're going to need if your power is off. **Brooke ** 28:39 Now, what if—what if it's a reverse circumstance. You've lost power and it's very warm climate. You're in, you know, hot temperatures. Are you still trying to stay in one room? What tools do you have to get cold? **Colin ** 28:55 That is a much more difficult situation. There are some things you can do, but it's going to require more tools and more planning. If you've ever seen the giant black tubes coming out of pit toilets, usually like a national parks, what those are doing is pulling a draft on the underground part of the toilet by using a thermal chimney. That black tube gets hot in the sun and hot air rises, you're pulling the hot stinky air up from out of your bathroom, and pulling fresh air in. So you can do the exact same thing with a house by having some kind of large black chimney. You can do this out of pipe or even black cardboard if you live in a very dry area. But this is something you're going to have to know how to build and plan for in advance. It can be done, but it's probably going to be on—be beyond the scope of what most people can do in an emergency. So really, in the situation where hat is issue, the best thing you can do is stay out of the sun and try to move as little as possible. Outside if you can, like wherever you can get fresh air, any kind of breeze, air movement, is going to keep you cooler than sitting inside. **Brooke ** 30:24 Yeah. If you know how to make like a swamp cooler kind of thing—let's say your water, you can still get coolish water coming out and you've got—well I guess you need electricity for the fan. Damn. **Colin ** 30:36 You can use the swamp cooler, you can build a passive swamp cooler. Again, it relies on that thermal chimney to create the draft. But those do work, assuming that you're in an area that is dry enough that you have evaporation. I live in western Pennsylvania, and usually in the summer if it's hot enough to need air conditioning, it's also about 95% humidity and swamp coolers do not work. **Brooke ** 31:02 And I think they can even be dangerous, right? Making it—because they can make it too humid—unsafely humid? **Colin ** 31:09 Yes. **Brooke ** 31:12 Sorry, you're getting outside your realm. **Colin ** 31:17 No, no. So the swamp cooler, you know, for listeners who are not aware of what this is, it's a—basically the same thing as a wet rag that the moisture on the—in the cooler evaporates and evaporation requires energy. So you're pulling heat out of the air and using that to evaporate water. And what you end up with is air that is cooler than it was before, but also more humid. So obviously, before that can work, you need to have air that is dry enough that it can absorb some amount of moisture. If you already have close to as much moisture in the air as it can possibly handle, you're not going to change the temperature significantly by evaporation. **Brooke ** 32:03 Okay. Make sense. All right, so we we've gotten ourselves down to one room, we figured out a way to heat ourselves, and we're hunkered in and it's gonna be a few days that we're in this situation. So what now and what next? **Colin ** 32:22 So now you have to think about, you know, the basics of survival. You need food and water. Food, hopefully you have some stores around. If not, you know, at least in the United States, getting food is not that difficult most of the time, it may not be good. But you're probably not going to starve if you're in your house. **Brooke ** 32:52 Even if you're iced in and can't—can't literally get out of your house, you probably have something in your pantry, it might not be what you want to eat, but there is calories available. **Colin ** 33:02 Yeah. You have calories. They're maybe not the best calories, but their calories. Water is trickier. Hopefully, you have at least a little bit of a stockpile, but not always. And if you have lost your water supply, or if there is damage to the mains—like again, using Texas as an example. Once your water mains freeze and the pressure in those pipes drop, you start having issues with groundwater making its way into the water mains, and that results in a boil order. So it's entirely possible to be in a situation where your taps still work, water comes out, but you can't drink it. And now you're faced with a problem of, like, how do you make this water supply drinkable again? And if you have a small water filter like the Sawyer Mini, it's popular with a lot of backpackers, a LifeStraw, anything like that, those are great. If you don't have one of those, the reason it's called a boil order is because you can always boil the water. Again, assuming that you have a heat source with which you can get the water hot. If you have a gas stove, most of the time natural gas is not disrupted by natural disasters with the exception of earthquakes. But if you're relying on electricity, if you're cooking like a lot of people do and you lose electricity, now you're kind of out of luck. So you need to have some kind of way of boiling water. If you have that Coleman lantern or a kerosene lantern, a lot of those get hot enough that you actually can boil water in a small container over one of those lanterns. It's not ideal. My recommendation is actually just one of the old school Coleman propane two burner backpacking stoves. They are absolute workhorses, indestructible. My brother just inherited the one of my parents, which I think is pushing 50 years old and still works just fine. You cannot kill those things, and you can pick one up off eBay for somewhere between $20 and $50, depending on what kind of condition it's in. And the other great thing about propane is that it has an indefinite shelf life. So if you have one of those stoves sitting around and you have one of the green one pound cylinders of propane, that you inherited from your grandparents, plug that in. It doesn't matter if it is twice as old as you are, it's still going to work just fine. Same is not true of gasoline and a lot of the other fuels. They're hard to store, they smell, they have other issues. But propane is fantastic. So you can buy it, you can stash in your basement, you can forget about it, and it'll be there when you need it. **Brooke ** 36:01 Now a complicating factor to be aware of ahead of time, of course, is that you can have a big propane tank like you might use for your barbecue, and then you can have those little green ones. And they're not—they don't necessarily all hook up into the same canisters, you know, the camp stoves versus barbecues, right, so you might not have the right size of—like if you're—if you have a camp stove and you're like, I can hook my barbecue propane tank up to it, that's not going to work with what you normally have, right? **Colin ** 36:31 With what you normally have. There are adaptor hoses that are designed to do exactly that. And a lot of times if you have outdoor events, they will use those two burner stoves but they will hook them up to the barbecue tanks because the little one pound cylinders get expensive if you're relying on those for a large amount of propane. You also can't refill them like you can with a barbecue tanks. **Brooke ** 36:54 Right. So it's so frustrating. **Colin ** 36:55 Yeah. So if you have a bar—if you have a barbecue grill already, then, you know, there's your heat source. You have to go outside to use it, but you can put a pot of water on your barbeque grill and bring it to a boil, it'll work just fine. Or if you have one of the little two burner backpacking/camping stoves, they make the hoses to go from the barbecue tank to that kind of stove. And now you can bring your propane tank inside as you need. Again, under normal circumstances don't do this. But in a disaster you can. And run the propane inside. **Brooke ** 37:35 Check your venting, check your C02 levels... **Colin ** 37:38 Again, there's a very good reason that they tell you not to do this. And if you're cooking inside with a stove that has not been designed to do this, you need to have your fire extinguisher, you need to have your carbon monoxide alarm, and as soon as you're done with it, get that fuel back out of the house, because obviously propane is flammable. **Brooke ** 38:00 Alright, so we've got a way to get some water, hopefully, and to warm up some food or cook some food if we need to. So we've got those basic elements that we can survive and subsist for however long we're gonna be stuck in this compromised building in this disaster. **Colin ** 38:18 Yeah, so the next part is, don't get sick. This means how to have a way to keep yourself clean. [Everyone dissolves into a fit of giggles] Hot tip! Don't get sick. Life is better when you're not sick. **Brooke ** 38:21 [Laughing] Yes. **Colin ** 38:40 Keeping up with sanitation when you don't have running water, especially when you don't have hot running water, is hard. If you don't have water, you also probably don't have a functioning toilet anymore. And that's going to be a problem sooner than—real quick. Takes about 24 hours, possibly less, and suddenly it's unpleasant. So have a way of dealing with all that when you don't have running water. The easiest solution is a five gallon bucket and something for urine. You want to try to keep those things separate because you're in, you know, you can take it outside, you can dump it in the grass, it'll be fine. The same is not true of feces. You need to at the very least compost that. You can get fancy composting toilets that will set you back several thousand dollars. **Brooke ** 39:41 Yeah **Colin ** 39:42 They worked really well. They have fans and tumblers and everything else. But for the van that I use for camping, my solution is a five gallon bucket with a gasketed lid and plastic bag full of chopped straw, and it works just fine. It doesn't smell that great when you open it. But honestly, it's not terrible. As long as you keep the feces covered with a layer of either chopped straw or peat moss or something else that will absorb all the excess nitrogen is really what you're after. You're fine. **Brooke ** 40:21 A brief segue as we talk to Colin's husband/wife/romantic partner. How do they feel about the shit bucket? **Colin ** 40:30 Not a fan. On the other hand, given a choice between the shit bucket, and going outside, when it's pouring down rain in the middle of the winter, and we're camping? [Laughing] The bucket is better. It's not ideal, but when you need it, you're really glad that you have it. And it's something that you can keep around, it'll set—it'll cost you maybe $10, and throw it in the basement. Hopefully you never need it. But if you do, it's there, and it will get you out of a bad situation. And it doesn't require you to put a whole lot of thought or effort into dealing with it. And then once everything is back online, and you have trash collection, again, if nothing else, seal the bucket up, put it in the trash can, and let the whole thing go to the landfill. Composting it is great, that's what I do. But if you just don't want to deal with it, put the entire bucket in the trash. **Brooke ** 41:28 Or an even poor man's version of this, you can put a plastic bag in a trash can and put your business in there and then tie up your plastic bag, set it outside. And repeat, if you forgot to get a bucket ahead of time. **Colin ** 41:43 Yes, that also works just fine. The nice thing about the bucket is then you have a sealed lid so it keeps the odor inside, and you can keep it in the house where it's warm and dry. Because there's nothing worse than having to poop in the middle of the night when it is sleeping and five degrees outside. **Brooke ** 42:03 Yeah, that's pretty awful. **Colin ** 42:05 Food waste and trash are two other big things. Trash collection, we take for granted. But if you've ever had a couple bags of trash sitting in your garage for a week because you forgot to put them out on trash day, they get real unpleasant real fast. So again, if you're in a situation where you know you're going to have to be living with this stuff for an extended period of time, try to keep your food waste separate from your trash that doesn't stink. So plastic bags, solid stuff that will be dry and relatively odorless in one bag. Food waste, again, can go in a sealed bucket, or in a smaller bag, you can keep further away from the house. If you're familiar with Bokashi, I think that came up on one of the episodes about composting. It's not, it's not composting in and of itself, it's a bit more like fermenting—kind of like making sauerkraut, but with food scraps—and basically does the same thing. You just get a bucket with a sealed lid, put your food in there, let it sit and it will slowly ferment on its own. And it can take pretty much anything. Even things that normal compost can't. So it can handle small amounts of meat and protein, cooked food, things like that. We have a bucket of that just under our sink that all the food scraps go into. And it probably gets emptied maybe once every two weeks, so that we don't have to have any food going into the trash. And yeah, it's—it's funny, like I will occasionally go to people's houses now that are just using trash cans the way people do where everything goes in the trash can. And I walk into the kitchen. I'm like, why am I smelling, like, food waste? Like I smell rotten food. What's wrong? It's like oh, right, it's because you're putting in the trash can where it sits and rots. So if you can just keep those two things separate. It will make the situation a lot more pleasant. That's a great tip. And yeah, just, you know, as much as you can, wash your hands and do all the things you are supposed to do. Brush your teeth, floss, things like that nature. Just take care of yourself and try to keep yourself together for as long as you possibly can. The situation will improve if you can just avoid making it worse. Human body is amazingly tough. All you have to do is sit and wait and most situations disaster-wise will improve on their own because the pressure on first response yours and utilities will ease up and things will start to come back online, as long as you can make it through that first critical period. **Brooke ** 45:08 Okay, do you mind now if we shift to talking about structural triage and things that we do to our actual residences, dwellings, things to look out for and know in disasters, and sort of that aspect of it? **Colin ** 45:28 Yeah, definitely. Did you have anything in mind in particular, where you wanted to start, or? **Brooke ** 45:32 Well, we talked about, you know, turning things off, of course. And then closing up holes. There's lots of other things in the house that can get damaged, in, you know, different scenarios, earthquakes and tornadoes and floods. So I'm curious, like, if there are other structural indicators or things to look for, you know, that, you know, from sort of your construction perspective that, like, oh, that's a sign of this thing is unstable, that you might not know just as a normal person. **Colin ** 46:09 Yes, generally when you get into questions of structural stability, like is this house going to fall down? If you have any doubt, the best thing to do is vacate the structure. Because actually looking at structures from an engineering standpoint, and determining when something is safe and when it's not, is beyond the scope of most people, myself included. I know what structures are supposed to look like and I can tell you when something is damaged, but I can't necessarily tell you how close it is to falling down. But the big things to look for are just like, do you see cracks in the foundation that weren't there yesterday? **Brooke ** 46:54 Okay, **Colin ** 46:55 You're probably familiar with, with how your house looks. If you see something that looks unfamiliar. investigate further, as much as you possibly can. This is kind of the best advice that I can give. **Brooke ** 47:08 Okay, what about things like crack new cracks in the wall? Like, is that is the wall crack itself a sign? Or was that—would that be like, okay, now and go look at the foundation and see. **Colin ** 47:18 If you're talking about cracks in interior plaster walls, those are not necessarily an issue by themselves. Because buildings can have a fair amount of flex to them before they fall down. Like you look at the number of houses that have an alarming lean to them and have been standing for two hundred years. Like, structures are remarkably resilient until they're not. **Brooke ** 47:45 Okay. **Colin ** 47:45 But if you have any doubt, the best thing is, get yourself out of the structure. **Brooke ** 47:50 Okay. I guess I'm also thinking about it from, like, the opposite perspective of something you might see and worry about and think you need to leave, but then actually it's okay and you could stay. So that's, you know, like the wall cracks, that might not actually be a big issue if you've suddenly had a crack on the wall. **Colin ** 48:10 Yeah, so the best thing you can do is try to get yourself into part of the house where you have as little as possible above you and as little as possible below you. So if you have a three story house, you don't necessarily want to be on that second floor for any reason. Because that's kind of the worst of both worlds, because you could go through the floor or the roof could come down on you. The best thing you can do, again, is get yourself into a small space where the only thing above you is the roof and maybe some insulation, and the only thing below you is concrete slab. Still not a guarantee that you're safe. **Brooke ** 48:54 Sure, yeah. **Colin ** 48:55 But you're gonna be better off there than in a multistory structure. **Brooke ** 48:59 Right. Yeah. We talked about how, you know, things might come through the windows or the walls, but as long as you've got your three walls in your roof, you're okay. What if you have four walls and a hole in the roof? Like things come through the roof. **Colin ** 49:13 Yeah, if you have a damaged roof, the best thing to do is get up on the roof and patch it from the outside. But that's not always possible. Especially if you have a multistory house and you don't have an extension ladder that can get you up to the roof, which is true for a lot of people. So then you're stuck with, how do I deal with this hole in my roof from the inside? Sometimes, assuming you have access to the attic, you can get into the attic and if you have, you know, a gaping hole where say a meteor came through your roof and punched a big hole in it. [Laughing] You can feed things in from the outside and then pull them back down against the roof. So you can build your patch and feed it through and pieces. Reach up from the inside, lay it down on the outside. And it's not gonna be a perfect seal, but it will keep at least some of the water and weather from getting into the house. Usually when you have that big of a hole, if you can't patch it from the outside, things are going to end up leaking and you're gonna be faced with situation where you have to try to catch the water once it comes into the house and get it back outside the house where it belongs. Again, the key for this is a staple gun, and some plastic sheet. So just, if you can hang plastic underneath the area that is leaking, or tarp to catch the drips, and then divert that water to a collection point, whether that is a bucket if it's a very slow leak, or a improvised funnel if it's a faster leak. It's not hard to make a funnel, if you have a garden hose and a two liter bottle, the garden hose thread is close enough to the spread on two liter bottles, that you can literally just screw the bottle onto the garden hose. And if you cut at an angle, cut the bottle at an angle, you can make something that is big enough that you can make a channel in your tarp, they will direct that into your two liter bottle funnel into your garden hose which you can then, you know, run down out of your attic and out of window. **Brooke ** 51:35 That's really cool, I might need to do something like that—not for disaster reasons, but just for gardening stuff this summer. **Colin ** 51:44 The two liter bottle to the hose connection will probably leak a little bit. **Brooke ** 51:49 Shhhhhh, kill my dreams. **Colin ** 51:51 Duct tape will fix that. Or if you have any of that self-fusing silicone tape they sell for emergency plumbing repairs, that works too. But honestly, as long as the water that's flowing through the bottle and into the hose is not under any pressure, the leak is probably going to be slow enough that it's not gonna be an issue. **Brooke ** 52:14 So roof damage is not necessarily something to run away from. **Colin ** 52:19 Roof damage is not the end of the world. It's bad, especially if you can't get up on the roof to fix it. But there are things you can do to keep it from totally destroying the house, the first thing to do is just figure out how you're going to keep the water from getting in. And if you can't do that, figure out how you're gonna get the water that's inside the house, back outside the house. **Brooke ** 52:44 And is that one of the biggest risks in the in any kind of natural disasters is water damage? **Colin ** 52:49 Water Damage is the hardest and the most insidious, because once water gets into the house and things get wet, now you have issues of mold to deal with. Once you have mold that can render a structure uninhabitable in a matter of days. As long as things are dry, they can last a very, very long time. But once they get wet, you're in trouble. **Brooke ** 53:15 Okay, what about the opposite side? Fire damage. We talked about that a little bit. But you know, let's say you had a kitchen fire destroyed the kitchen. Is there anything you can do in the aftermath of a fire that's going to do anything to help you save structures or objects and make the recovery easier? **Colin ** 53:36 Assuming that the fire was put out with water, you've got the same issue. **Brooke ** 53:41 That's a really good point! [Laughing] No, I didn't think about that. That's a really good point. **Colin ** 53:45 Dried back out. If you put the fire out yourself, you probably use a dry chemical fire extinguisher. So you have a giant mess to clean up, but it's not soaking wet. If the Fire Company had to come and put it out with hoses, not only do you have the fire damage, everything you own in that immediate area is now soaking wet and covered with soot and just generally filthy. That was the situation that we had with the friend that I talked about earlier with having the apartment fire, that it was kind of a blessing that it happened in the middle of winter because we were able to just go over there and get everything out of the apartment and throw it in our backyard and it just stayed frozen for a week until we were ready to deal with it. **Brooke ** 54:32 Ah, right. Because your winters are snowy and icy, not rainy, like here. **Colin ** 54:35 Yeah, it is generally rainy her. But it just happened to be in the middle of cold snap. So it was in the 20s for the most part, dropping down to single digits for about that entire week. So we just had bags and bags of wet clothing, wet furniture, sitting in the backyard under plastic so they stayed frozen and didn't grow mold. Because once things are wet, you're in trouble. So if it's not frozen, the best thing you can do is get fans on it, keep that air moving, and try to get it dried back out as soon as you can. **Brooke ** 55:11 That makes sense. I guess I've never thought about this, but it makes sense. The fire department, if they come in and they take a host of things, they don't come back and dry it out for you. Right, you're left to handle that part on your own. **Colin ** 55:24 You'll have to handle that part. And usually, they have broken windows in the process, because that's how they get the hoses in and that's how they control the flow of the smoke and the fire through the structure, is making holes in walls. Generally, once you have a fire, you also have other structural damage to deal with. **Brooke ** 55:43 Yeah. Okay. We're kind of get down to our last few minutes. I know there's a lot more that we could talk about and go over with all of this. But I want to make some space here for any other sort of critical things that you really want to talk about, teach and share with this episode. **Colin ** 56:01 I think we've covered most of the critical things. Again, the biggest one is just keep yourself safe and don't make the situation worse. No matter how bad it seems, take a minute, breathe, look at it, and think. I know, again, other episodes of the podcast, they've talked about the, like the threat onion from the military, which is the same basic idea as the layers of safety that they talk about in industrial design. And all these things say step one is your design and your engineering controls that make it safe. So the good analogy for that is things like antilock brakes in the car. You don't have to do anything for those to work. They're just there. They don't require any thought. Seatbelts and airbags are also great. Seatbelts, you have to remember to use them, and they only help—they only help after the accident has already occurred. **Brooke ** 57:06 Right. **Colin ** 57:07 A seatbelt does not prevent an accident. So when you're in a bad situation, look at what you're about to do, think about the situation, figure out which of those engineering safety controls have gone out the window as a result of the disaster. So you had a fire in the kitchen, you've lost your stove, you're gonna have to rely on your little tiny Coleman backpacking stove. That's great, it'll work. But you no longer have that automatic ignition, you're going to have to use lighter to light the stove. You don't have the combustion controls to make sure that the flame has a pilot light, that the pilot light turns off when the gas goes out. So you can have the gas from one of their stoves leaking if you fail to turn the valve off all the way when you're done with it. All these things that are part of normal everyday life that you just don't think about, no longer work the way they're supposed to in a disaster. So just look at what you're doing, and see what you've lost, and figure out how you can get that safety back on your own. **Brooke ** 58:22 Okay, that is really great. And I am wishing we had more time because I just feel like there's so much more that we could say and get into. But I think this has been a really, really great, you know, just kind of primer and information that would help people get through, you know, the first two or three days after a disaster for sure. So, I really appreciate that you joined us today on the podcast and share this info with us. Is there anything else that you want to plug or promote or share? **Colin ** 58:56 No, I think that was pretty much it. **Brooke ** 58:58 Okay, well, thanks again for being here. **Colin ** 59:00 Thank you very much. **Brooke ** 59:05 To our listeners. Thanks so much for listening. 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Hey girls! Relationships are a beautiful journey of love, growth, and connection, but they can also pose challenges when it comes to preserving your sense of self. In this episode of the Go Girl podcast, we explore practical strategies and insightful perspectives on how to cultivate a healthy balance between intimacy and autonomy. From setting boundaries to nurturing your passions and interests, we discuss various ways to stay true to yourself while nurturing a fulfilling partnership. I used to a Whether you're in a new romance or a long-term commitment, this episode offers valuable guidance on how to maintain your independence, pursue your goals, and thrive as both an individual and a partner. Remember to purchase your copy of The Go Girl Guidebook, A Woman's Interactive Guide to Self-Love on Amazon. It's the perfect book to help guide you through this year: https://www.amazon.com/Go-Girl-Guidebook-Interactive-Self-Love/dp/1693262193 Keep in touch: https://www.instagram.com/gogirlmovement/ https://www.instagram.com/iamashleycaprice/ https://www.tiktok.com/@iamashleycaprice?lang=en www.GoGirlMovement.org

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Rachel Rappa didn't make beer. She imagined into life what grew into a large-scale kombucha brewery on Long Island in New York.  But the similarities between what she experienced growing her fermented sweet tea business to the craft beer industry are startling. She dealt with distributors, retailers, employees, seasonality, limited access to growth capital and packaging issues, just like we do.  She started as an artistic homebrewer and ended up owning 20BBL tanks and brewing primarily core styles. That could be the origin story for 80% of the craft breweries in America.  As you'll hear, I really wanted to ask her about the advantages of Direct To Consumer sales, which turned out not to be the savior so many craft brewers think it is.  What really struck me about Rachel's story was her journey to personal redemption. In the 3rd segment we really dive into why she finally closed her dream and why she's now experiencing a depth of happiness deeper than she's ever known. Her advice earned from her experience should inspire everyone everywhere to linger a little longer in front of the mirror today. So sit back, listen in and let Rachel Rappa and the story of New York's Coastal Craft Kombucha teach you how NOT to start a Damn brewery.  ⁠Coastal Craft Kombucha website⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Coastal Craft Kombucha Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Coastal Craft Kombucha Closing Announcement⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Sponsored by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Accubrew⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Brewery Direct⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Made To Measure Communications⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Somnifix⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (use DAMNBREWERY at checkout for 10% off) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Where to get my Damn Book⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/damnbrewery/support

It's Wear O'Clock! We're diving back into the AGE-1 to talk about a whole bunch of PSP-exclusive suits for this... suit. We also have some unimportant Build variations, and then it's time to return to an unfinished task. Bush's Best await. Also? Damn, the Legendary Gundam is coooooooool! You can find a video version of this podcast for free on Scanline Media's Patreon! If you want to find us on Twitter, Dylan is @lowpolyrobot and Six is @sixdettmar. Our opening theme is the Hangar Theme from Gundam Breaker 3, and our ending theme for this episode is Kimi no Naka no Eiyuu by Minami Kuribayashi from Mobile Suit Gundam AGE. Our podcast art is a fantastic piece of work from Twitter artist @fenfelt. Want to see a list of every unit we've covered from every episode, including variants and tangents? It's right here. Units discussed: AGE-1BA Gundam AGE-1 Badlan AGE-1ST Gundam AGE-1 Starks AGE-1SW Gundam AGE-1 Swordia AGE-1 Gundam AGE-1 Airias Gundam AGE-1 Beaks Gundam AGE-1 Beelzerga Gundam AGE-1 Brocka Gundam AGE-1 Goliath Gundam AGE-1 Gradas Gundam AGE-1 Gundead Gundam AGE-1 Magina Gundam AGE-1 Warzes The Legendary Gundam Try Age Gundam AGE-TRYMAG Gundam TRY AGE Magnum Bush Best Honey Chipotle Grillin' Beans Bush Best Bourbon & Brown Sugar Grillin' Beans Bush Best Smokehouse Tradition Grillin' Beans Bush Best Southern Pit Barbecue Grillin' Beans Bush Best Steakhouse Recipe Grillin' Beans

Carlos and special guest host, comedian Ron Prendimano, look to finally settle their debate of the Best Damn Fast Food Cheeseburger in America. And do they it the best way they know how. By having them fight it out in an epic tournament of deliciousness! PLUS, Carlos and Ron discuss one of the most disturbing and DUMBEST insurance schemes ever and MORE. Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping on all MANSCAPED products with promo code FRATCHAT at MANSCAPED.com! #manscapedpod The FratChat Podcast is part of the Bleav Network! Got a topic for us to cover? Let us know! Follow us on all social media: Instagram: http://Instagram.com/FratChatPodcast Facebook: http://Facebook.com/FratChatPodcast Twitter: http://Twitter.com/FratChatPodcast YouTube: http://YouTube.com/@fratchatpodcast Follow Carlos and CMO on social media! Carlos:  IG: http://Instagram.com/CarlosDoesTheWorld YouTube: http://YouTube.com/@carlosdoestheworld TikTok: http://TikTok.com/@carlosdoestheworld Twitter: http://Twitter.com/CarlosDoesWorld Threads: http://threads.net/carlosdoestheworld CMO:  IG: http://Instagram.com/Chris.Moore.Comedy TikTok: http://TikTok.com/@chris.moore.comedy Twitter: http://Twitter.com/cmoorecomedy

Hour 1 - Steiny & Guru open with the Houston Rockets closing the game to a half-game behind the Golden State Warriors. Plus, Guru doesn't like Deebo Samuel stiffing children for autographs. Steiny is simply scarred.

We're glad to see you again for episode 5 of the Record Report! For this episode, we have Radio DJ and Skater SylvrDolla in the building to talk about Tyler, the Creator's 4th studio album, Flower Boy. Releasing in the summer of 2017, the Grammy-nominated LP faced tough competition in the rap genre with projects like Jay Z's 4:44 and Kendrick Lamar's DAMN. However, with its list of stars to grace the album from Kalis Uchis to A$AP Rocky, Flower Boy made a statement that summer by debuting at #2 on the Billboard 200, and was met with critical acclaim. As always, Ahmad, Vance, and SylvrDolla choose their Top 3 tracks, discuss behind-the-scenes notes from FLOWER BOY: a conversation, and find out how the project became a precursor to the Grammy-award winning follow-up Igor. @SylvrDolla/@Yo_Ahki/@VanceB_ Listen to this new episode and previous others on: Apple Podcasts (https://tinyurl.com/jydzz9fk) Spotify (https://tinyurl.com/c3u77hcf) Anchor (https://anchor.fm/recordreport) Follow Record Report Podcast on: Instagram: (@RecordRepPod) Facebook: Facebook.com/RecordReportPodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/recreppodcast?lang=en #TylertheCreator #OddFuture #California #HipHop #KalisUchis #SchoolboyQ #LoveSongs #TikTokSongs #Samples #Radio #Podcast #BlueLips

 The game ends, but not the crazy.In 8 parts, By Dragon Lair Reads. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels.Liv woke up late and met me downstairs for coffee. She pranced around the kitchen helping with breakfast and generally being happy. We only had two days left before we had to part until school resumed so she ran through a list of stuff we could do in that time.Unable to think of anything both free and entertaining outside the house, we settled on video games in the living room. It never went well for me. Liv is excellent at Smash. We played until almost noon, and I did even worse than usual. Eventually she took pity, and we did the story mode together. Eventually even that lost its entertainment value and she climbed into my lap.Maggie walked through seconds later and groaned, "Get a room;  not that it would help."Liv laughed and touched her nose to mine, "Grow up," Liv said with a smirk, "Part of a happy relationship is;  playing.""The whole family uses that couch." Maggie quipped from the kitchen, emerging with a cup of water.Liv looked over at her, "So who made him nut himself on it again?"Maggie laughed, "Splash zone was right."Liv looked at me deviously and started pulling at my pajama pants, easily exposing my stiff shaft and tugging against my weight. I lifted up helping her pull them farther down. I turned bright red and she giggled. She was wearing a shirt twenty sizes too big and it hung to above her knees.She climbed farther into my lap and my tip felt her under the shirt. She did not have on underwear. She was already wet and teased me with her bare folds, still grinning. She looked over at Maggie."Do you want to watch?" She asked her face starting to sink as she slid her wet cunt over my shaft, "Because I'm not going to stop." She lowered herself on to my cock and her breath caught in a small sound. She started to bounce, whimpering quietly as she fucked me.I could hear how wet she was as she bounced, her cunt making noise as she plunged me into her with each stroke. She pushed her head into my shoulder and moaned softly. She bounced steadily and I held her sides. She raised her head and giggled between moans, "I'm going to make you cum on my couch again.""It's not even a challenge for you." I said, she giggled again and gave me a long kiss. I lifted the hem of the shirt, exposing her ass and felt it causing her to make approving sounds into the kiss. She pulled out of the kiss and put her nose to mine. "How wet do you think Maggie is, watching us?"We looked over at her sister who was sitting on her knees, legs together, watching intently. In her tank top, her nipples poked through. "Probably pretty wet. But I bet we can make it worse." I said and pulled the hem of her shirt up exposing her body as I did. She pulled it over her shoulders and her hair through and dropped it. My lean, pale girlfriend was now completely naked in my lap, my cock buried in her to the hilt.I ran a hand across her chest and played with one of her pink nipples. She cooed and held my neck grinding and bouncing. Her face was flushed, and her small-cup breasts shook, and she moaned lowly. She leaned in and kissed me again. I ran my hands across her back as she whimpered and cried against my lips, grinding against me.She slowed her hips and looked over at Maggie who was gripping the couch with one hand and making a fist with the other. Maggie was biting her lip anxiously. Liv looked at her then me, panting, "Lie down.""Is this uncomfortable?" I asked holding her hips."Oh no, but Maggie can't see anything, poor thing." Liv smirked through disheveled hair and glossy sweat.I swung bodily onto the couch and slid to the side, laying flat. My head bumped Maggie's knees who scooted back. Liv adjusted on top of me and pushed herself back, her mouth falling open as I slid back in. Liv started riding me again and I reached out and ran a finger lightly across her clit.Maggie fell back with her knees open and slid a hand into her shorts. Liv was red in the face, moaning loudly as she bounced and rocked on me. Her lean body tensed moved as she stroked my cock with her tight cunt.She leaned forward grabbing my shoulders, "I'm gonna cum; " She cried with her eyes squeezed shut. "I'm gonna cum; " she squealed and moaned loudly, leaning further forward and quaking on top of me. I held her body at the ribs and back as she climaxed for several seconds and fluid from her cunt ran down my legs and hips.She heaved for breath over me and gave me soft kisses as she recovered. She looked up at Maggie and smiled. Maggie apparently had pulled her shorts down and was whimpering quietly against the arm of the couch with a hand on her cunt.I slapped Liv's ass and she whimpered. "Get on your knees, its my turn."She giggled leaning off and pulling my cock out of her as we switched places. She was on her hands and knees on the couch looking at Maggie as I positioned behind her. "I have to cum over and over again before I can get him to fill my cunt up with his load." She taunted Maggie, "I get so wet from cumming again and again sometimes we need a towel."I moved up behind her and put my cock against her cunt, which had smeared across her legs and ass and pushed in. She covered her mouth and moaned into her hand as I started to fuck her again, sliding my shaft in and out of her tight cunt. Her ass slapped against me and she braced her hand on the couch moaning into Maggie's face."Fuck;  his cock feels so good pounding my cunt, he's so deep." She cried, I grabbed her hair with my fist and yanked. She whimpered and flared her hips sinking to her elbows with loud cries. "Fuck I'm gonna cum again." She shook violently yelling into the couch, holding the fabric. Her cunt dripped onto the couch and ran down my leg as she trembled through the climax.She slid my cock out slowly and panted holding on to the couch. She looked up at her sister and wiggled a finger. "Come help."Maggie didn't need to be told twice. She pulled her shorts all the way off and scooted down the couch pulling her top off. Her full breasts bounced free and she crawled over to me and lifted to her knees putting her hands around my neck.She pulled on my neck craning my face to her breasts. I took one nipple in my mouth and sucked, flicking it with my tongue and she cooed with enjoyment grabbing my shaft in response. She twitched and whimpered as I sucked, nibbled and pulled on her breasts for several long minutes.She looked at Liv over my shoulder and taunted her. "See how much he enjoys a real set of tits?" One hand pumped my shaft while the other held my hair. I ignored her and leaned over to the other breast. She giggled before being cut off by a gasp and moan as I tickled the pink with my tongue and teeth.She pulled my head up to her face and kissed me hotly leaning in, so my cock brushed against her flat stomach. I groped her breast as we kissed, my other hand holding her ass until she pulled away and smiled."Lay back so Liv can watch." She said with a devilish smirk. I laid back on the couch and she swung a tan leg over me. I grabbed her ass pulling it open while she angled my cock under her. I felt her lips, which were hot and slick as she wiggled her hips until I felt my tip grabbed by her opening and she eased down, pushing me in.She moaned gently as my cock slid into her cunt which squeezed it inch by inch until her hips settled on mine. She was panting at the sensation but looked at Liv with heavy eyes. "Thanks for lubing him up for me. Now try not to distract me as I fuck my new cock."She started rocking her hips which forced her mouth open. She moaned loudly, her tight stomach flexing as she fucked. Her cunt stroked my cock steadily making me gasp for breath and groan under her. I slapped her ass and she cried, biting her lip."Fuck yes, hit me again daddy."I spanked her again harder, and she squealed, "Fuck I'm addicted to your cock. I'm going to fuck you whenever I want."Between what Liv left on me and what Maggie was adding, her cunt made loud, wet squelches and my hips and thighs were smeared and slick as well. I sat up, leaning forward and sucked on one of her shaking breasts making her clench and moan into my ear.She was fucking me frantically as I buried my nose into her cleavage and tugged in her breast again. She grabbed my neck and craned forward. I could feel her cunt clamping around my cock."Fuck, daddy I'm gonna cum, don't lay down I'm gonna cum!" She yelled holding my face to her breast. She screamed and shook. Her nails dug into my neck and her lean, tan body seized on top of me. Her hips thrashed for several second as she moaned into my ear.When the climax faded she let my neck go and I fell back to the couch. She raked messy blonde hair and curls from her red face gasping for breath and laughed. "Umm you've made me cum so many times today." She said looking over at Liv."Now its you're turn. Fill my cunt up again, I loved it so much." Moaning with sensitivity she leaned forward and started pumping my cock with her body. "I can feel it you're so close." She moaned, "Cum for me daddy."She pushed her elbows in pushing her breasts together. "Fill my cunt with cum while you look at my tits.""I I'm gonna cum; " I groaned grabbing her neck with one hand and squeezing her ass with the other. Her steady strokes were building the pressure in me past the breaking point. My stomach started to clench as she rode me.I shuddered vocally and jerked beneath her as my cock sent shot after shot of hot cum into her. She stroked me with her hips laughing with satisfaction. My cock started to soften after it felt like it had totally emptied into her."Umm daddy you came so much." She said touching just below her belly button. "I can feel it in me."She leaned over and kissed me softly holding my face. I had lost most of my erection and she had already started to leak onto me. We kissed for minutes until she leaned up and pulled her blonde mess from her face catching her breath, before swinging her leg off me.Cum spurted out of her as she moved and ran down her thigh making her laugh. She ran her finger through it and sucked the cum off. Then wiped her leg again and put some to Liv's lips who eagerly sucked the finger clean.She watched her sister clean her finger and smirked, "Get used to tasting that;  I have more of his cum in me than you do." She flipped hair over her shoulder and climbed off the couch, cum dripping onto me and the cushions as she did. "Keep my new cock ready for me, sis. I'm gonna need it again real soon." She said before practically skipping down the hall and up the stairs, her discarded clothes still on the end of the couch.Left alone with Liv again I looked at her and opened my mouth, but she put her finger to my lips, and shook her head. "Don't say anything." She laid down against me pushing her head into my chest. I felt anxiety wrap around my torso and squeeze. Had I just ruined my relationship? But then she said, "You'll ruin the moment."As my delicate, ginger, girlfriend hugged my chest, laying next to me completely naked;  I found myself feeling down her back to her ass. Suddenly she started to giggle and laugh."What's so funny?" I asked looking at her pink face."After all that you just, get hard again." She said between giggles and grabbing my cock. I hadn't even noticed."Sorry, is it too soon?""No!" She said excitedly, "It means I can suck the taste of you and her off." She said shifting down and licking my shaft."You're actually loving this aren't you?"She smiled as best she could with her lips wrapped around my shaft. She sucked, lashing me with her tongue for several moments before pulling up. "Are you not? Having a slutty little blonde fuck your brains out and claim your cock as hers." She licked my balls with several long licks."You're so hard again; " She said quietly, before resuming sucking. She sucked aggressively and slid her lips off, "Watching Maggie fuck you drove me crazy, I want to fuck again." She sat up and collected her thick hair behind her and turned around to lean over the arm of the couch.She grabbed her ass cheeks and pulled so her pink cunt was open. I struggled to sit up and had to awkwardly roll onto my side before scrambling back to her. The mood wasn't lost on her however because as soon as I leaned behind her pushed back into me and panted.I pushed into her dripping cunt and it squeezed me gently as I pushed in. She groaned gripping the couch with her nails. She leaked down my shaft and balls as I pushed deeper into her until our hips met and she was nearly crying. I slapped her ass as I started to pump, and she moaned forcefully.I reached around, running my hands along her ribs and cupped her breast, she moaned and arched into my hand. I squeezed and teased her nipple loved the way her body reacted, and her cunt throbbed around me as I did. I reached my other hand down between her legs and ran my fingertip lightly over her clit, up and down.She moaned and hung her head from her shoulders as I rubbed her clit, pounding her from behind. Her skinny body was panting for breath and red hair formed a tangled mess across her back and shoulders. I ran my fingers through the copper mess and leaned over her kissing her neck and said, "I've always been partial to redheads over blondes anyway."She laughed and craned her neck around to kiss me. "I like when you fuck them and use them like slutty toys." She gripped the couch and moaned, "I like watching you lost in their tits grabbing their ass trying not to cum." She moaned and leaned over, "Fuck I think I'm gonna cum; "She screamed and shook, her ribs heaving for breath as climax ripped across her pale body. Her cunt clenched down on my cock and I grabbed her hair at the feeling. She was still yelling as I fucked her through the orgasm, and I could hear her nails dragging on the couch."I'm gonna cum," I said louder than I meant to. She spread her legs and flared her hips so my cock could reach deeper and begged me."Do it, cum in me, fucking fill my cunt, I need it; " She shouted.I shoved myself into her pushing her chest into the arm of the couch and groaned loudly grabbing her hair. My cock burst, dumping gush after gush of cum into her. I grunted and groaned with each pulse, shaking. I had started to sweat by the time I was empty. When I pulled out, cum fell on the couch and ran down her leg.She laughed with a hoarse voice and leaned back into me, looking down at the pearl puddle that was leaking out of her. She laughed again, flexing her stomach and squeezing more cum onto the cushion before she turned her head and kissed me softly.She parted looking me in the eyes with a tired smile, "Didn't know you'd like meeting my family this much did you?""Except for the part where I was continuously encouraged to fuck your sister in the most perverse and reckless ways possible, I thought the weekend was quite dull. Your parents need more to talk about." I half smirked. She started laughing."You suck." She panted between laughs. She kissed me again and climbed off the couch. "We should probably clean up the huge mess you made;  twice;  and shower and change. My parents will be getting home and we don't want to give them this much to talk about." She gestured to the series of clear and creamy smears and pools"Is this a normal shower or an us shower?" I asked poking her side. She flinched."A normal shower, you and your cock can take a breather." She collected her hair off her shoulders and face before pulling her leg up and looking at the slow wad of mixed fluids that were rolling down it. "Hey, I hate to ask but ""I can clean the couch." I finished for her."Thanks!" She said desperately hurrying out of the room.No part of cleaning up was fun. It was awkward. Liv and her sister weren't the only ones who were messy. I did get it cleaned up;  mostly and collected the discarded clothes and carried them upstairs. Liv was in her bedroom shower, so I set the clothes on my very unmade bed and headed into my own.After we had all washed and re-dressed, we met in the kitchen where Maggie and Liv helped make dinner. I wanted to help, but the two girls and their mom were wizzes and I accomplished little more than clumsy buffoonery.It was a little surreal to see them both in their usual outfits, Liv in one of her dresses and Maggie in tight, short, denim shorts and tank top  but not actively panting like animals in heat. It was surreal that I thought that too since I'm not exactly a player. I work hard enough just keeping Liv happy.It was also strange to watch them have wholesome interactions with me, laughing as I  for example, poured chicken stock into a bowl fast and had it splash across the counter. But I did my best and both preparing and eating dinner was refreshing.After dinner was game time for me, and I was not excited. This trip had taken a wild left turn on me that I hadn't been prepared for. I wasn't expecting the world's kinkiest swinger-incest game when we pulled in and I really wasn't expecting to enjoy it as much as I had. Liv is so hard to say no to and even though she seemed to have had a blast;  it didn't make the walk I was about to invite her on any easier.She was washing dishes and wearing a floral yellow apron when I walked up and put my arms around her. "Hey." She said happily."Are you almost finished?" I asked.She dropped the sponge in the empty sink and rinsed her hands, "No, I am done!" She chirped triumphantly.I gave her a high five that flung water from her hands across the counter. "I was wondering if we could head out to the garden for a bit."She wiped her hands on a dish towel and looked back at me, "Yeah, sure."She pulled the apron off and draped it over the back of a chair. She opened the door, then the screen door and we went outside. The garden wasn't exactly an elegant affair. As nice as their house was the garden was little more than a few flower beds along the garage and back fence and a small path with flower beds on either side that ran behind the garage. I had often joked we could grow pot back there, but Liv didn't think it was as funny as I did.She stopped by the garage, but I took her hand and pulled her into the 'pot farm'. It's still funny to me. We stopped and she looked at me expectantly. I took a series of deep breaths and I could tell she was bracing as I struggled to start talking."This trip was not the trip I expected to be coming off of when I did this at all. I mean what a wild ride. You are certifiably the craziest and most fun girl I've ever gone out with." I started losing my breath midway through."But the whole pass-back game and banging my sister thing was too crazy and you're ready to move on." Liv said hanging her head."What?" I asked blankly."It's been a lot of fun but you're looking for someone who isn't as wild or you're afraid I'll want to sleep with other guys or its weird." She continued, her eyes starting to well with tears."What, no I " I tried to interject but she continued."I thought with as well as things were going you would just roll with the fact that I'm a little off  hell maybe like any other douche bag you'd just enjoy the fact that I get off on you banging hot chicks, but I shouldn't be surprised that a quality, sweet, guy that I'm in love with isn't into that."She closed her eyes and tears fell onto her cheeks. "No, Liv, I ""I mean, what kind of perfect boyfriend would want to be in some kind of one side  swinger relationship, I mean all you've ever wanted to do is love me and I'm just some sick, debased, perverted ""Liv." I insisted."  Cuckhold. It's stupid and I'm sorry I started this and ruined everything and "I grabbed her face and she stopped looking me in the eyes. "Liv, shut up." I said firmly.Tears fell off her chin and she blinked, "O ok." I moved past her and pulled a white moonflower from the vines that covered the fence and stuck one in her hair over her ear. "Just;  shush." I said again wiping her face. "Where was I?"She stared at me blankly."You can un-shut up.""This trip isn't what you expected?" She repeated with a dubious tone."Right. Yes. This um, this isn't what I expected to be thinking back on at this moment. I never thought that you'd be excited to hear that your sister fucked me this morning while you were asleep.""I wasn't asleep." Liv said almost smiling."Ha, I knew it." I said pointing. "I didn't expect to be worried your parents would notice stains from where I did you and her together on the couch. Just  you can't find porn on the internet this wild.""Not good stuff anyway." She said rolling her eyes and wiping tears away before crossing her arms."Right?" I said with agreement and she cracked a smile. "But take it all away. The debauched games, all that stuff with your sister  just the purely hormone fueled circus that this whole trip has been, take it all away and replace it with a boring week going to farmer's markets and watching movies with your parents and this moment would still be the most certain thing I've ever done.""Not breaking up with me." She said flatly.I shook my head, "No." I slowly dropped to one knee and almost fell over and Liv squeaked as I did. Then I stood back up. "Sorry, I can't get my hand in my jeans like that." I said fishing in my pocket and pulling out my fist, once again struggling to lower to one knee."Will you marry me?" I asked holding out a ring. It wasn't a particularly impressive ring. But I'd been saving for it since our first date  just in case. The tears started falling from her eyes again and she covered her mouth in shock.After a moment of recoiling, she nodded vigorously and held out her hand. "Left hand, Liv." She switched hands and I slid the ring onto her finger. "Yes, please, every time, yes." She said, an uninterrupted stream of tears dropping off her cheeks and onto her dress.I stood up and she pulled me into a kiss before burying her face in my chest. "Is this real?""Yes, Liv, its real." I said, she cried for several more moments, and then unceremoniously wiped her running nose on my shirt."Will you keep sleeping with girls for me. Just once and a while." She asked sniffing."Is that really what's on your mind?" I asked through a laugh."I just want to set the tone for the future you know?" She said starting to laugh herself, "You can say no, but a total freak just accepted your marriage proposal.""I said yes to this weekend's thing, I can't imagine you could get any crazier." I said, "Should we go share the news?"She nodded, "I guess, 'will you bang my sister' is a pretty tough act to follow.""Trust me when I say that everyone lives in your shadow." I said kissing her cheek.We walked inside to wild celebration. Liv's parents had champagne ready and even let Maggie have some. The rest of the evening was spent talking to them and fawning over Liv's ring. This took us late into the night until everyone decided to call it a night.I collapsed into the guest bed and rolled onto my side and Liv climbed in shortly after. She was looking at me as I tried not to doze off."How's my favorite super soaker?" She asked with a giggle."Super soaker?"She pointed at my junk."Oh. How is that a super soaker?"She rolled her eyes and laughs, "Well, you have to pump it to make it shoot. But also, there's how much it shoots every time you pull the trigger." She started giggling."Oh, I didn't think it was that much." I said feeling my ears get hot.She giggled again, "It is, you cum so much. And you do it every time.""Well, it and I are at your disposal." I said emphatically."Great!" She said excitedly rolling over and grabbing her phone."That was not the reaction I expected.""Just wait." She said putting her phone down and rolling back over.Then it hit me, "What? We just got engaged."She gave me a pouting face, "We leave tomorrow, and besides, she did say your cock belonged to her.""If I say your nipples belong to me does that make it true?"She rolled her eyes and stuck out her chest, "Duh.""You're crazy." I said. She laughed leaned over to kiss me."Just relax and think about her tight, tan body, and how much fun her tits are and how well she rides you. Those little moans she makes when she's turned on." She kissed me again and reached down to feel me. Busted, I was rock hard.I was going to protest but I heard our door open and close quietly and Maggie came creeping into the room. She was wearing a Nirvana shirt that hung down past her hips and nothing beneath  not that I could see. She tip toed into the room and then climbed onto the bed on the other side of me, making me scoot over.When Maggie had settled, Liv sat up off the pillow. "I got you an engagement present."Maggie put her hands in the air and rotated on her hips. "Open me."I rolled my eyes and grabbed the hem of the shirt lifting it over her shoulders and head. Her perfect, bouncy, tits came into view and as I suspected, her little body had nothing on under the shirt. Behind me Liv said quietly, "Ta-da! I got you a slut!"I feigned banal appreciation, "Babe, you shouldn't have."She leaned over and kissed my cheek, "I wanted to get you something you didn't have.""I want to play with both of you." I said trying to lift of Liv's tank top."You're supposed to play with your new toy first." Liv said pointing to Maggie."I know, but as any boy will tell you, the best part about playing with toys is mixing them up."She looked at Maggie who shrugged, "I can share I guess."I clapped and Liv let me peel the top off her, exposing her small, pale breasts. She hurriedly pulled off the pajama bottoms she had on and tossed them off the bed. Both girls were now completely naked and looking at me, sitting on their knees on either side of me."What?""Take your pants off dummy!" Liv laughed."Oh." I said and struggled out of my boxers. Maggie grabbed them from my ankles and tossed them into the air. As soon as I was laid flat again the blonde pounced forward grabbing my cock and wrapping her pouty pink lips around it.I made a noise with surprise but quickly settled into how good her tongue felt as she sucked. I held her head with one hand as she bobbed up and down dragging her tongue across the underside of my cock as Liv watched.Liv leaned over and pushed on Maggie's head forcing my cock into her throat. Her tan body seized as she gagged for several seconds and I felt drool run down my balls. Liv let her go and she resumed without hesitation."She's a happy little slut with cock in her mouth." She leaned over and kissed me. Her tongue slid across mine and I tried not to make sounds as Maggie eagerly tugged on my cock with her lips. Liv made a quiet noise of her own and pulled away, "I love feeling you enjoy her."I put a finger under Maggie's chin and she slid her mouth off me and looked up. I motioned for her to move closer, and she did. I leaned over and took one of her tits in my mouth. She giggled and made sounds of approval as I tongued and sucked on her nipple, one hand holding her ass.She panted and whimpered, and I felt Liv wrap her little fingers around me and start to stroke. I leaned off Maggie's breast and looked at both of them. "Lay back."Maggie protested holding my neck, "No, I want to fuck you."I patted her ass, "There'll be plenty of that, but you both know that girls always cum first in bed with me."They both laid down, their heads towards the foot of the bed and I crawled between Maggie's open legs. Her bald cunt was pink and glossy with arousal and I immediately started to taste it. She whimpered and cried, flexing her hips and stomach as I lapped at her lips and folds, tickling her clit with my tongue.She moaned into her hand and squeezed her breast, her tan body squirming on the comforter as I teased and sampled her slick, sticky cunt. I looked up from licking when I heard giggling and saw Maggie holding Liv's face. They were kissing erotically with giggles erupting between them."Hey, aren't y'all like " I started to ask but was promptly shushed by Liv who resumed kissing Maggie. I like a little girl on girl, so I decided to roll with it and not think about the sister angle too hard.I leaned my head back down and resumed lashing her with my tongue causing her to moan loudly and roll her hips against my face. I steadily stroked her clit with my tongue and she groaned into her kiss. She pulled away from Liv, "Oh fuck; " She covered her mouth and moaned into her hand, "I think I'm going to cum; "Her legs suddenly grabbed my neck and shoulders and her fingers yanked on my hair as her whole body shuddered and she moaned open mouthed, her hips trying to fuck my face. As she came down from her climax her legs slid until they laid flat on the bed and she erupted in more giggles resuming kissing Liv, who fought her own round of laughs to do so.Liv leaned away from this kiss and Maggie giggled, gasping for breath, "I think it's your turn.""It won't take long." Liv laid back and spread her long, pale legs from the hip. Her cunt was dripping wet and had drained down her ass onto the bed as she watched me eat out Maggie. I settled between Liv's legs and started licking to clean her. I dragged my tongue from where her ass hit the sheets all the way up until I hit her soft folds.She moaned into her hand and her hips started to rock right away. I ran my tongue across her cunt savoring the tart taste, plunging my tongue into her and circling her clit quickly. Her long body flexed and squirmed, Maggie had leaned over and begun kissing Liv enthusiastically as Liv struggled to control her moans.Her cunt was squeezing fluid out that ran down her cunt to her ass and spotted on the sheet and I couldn't keep up with it. I had my hands on her rocking hips and could feel her torso tightening as she squirmed. She gasped loudly and covered her mouth, "I'm gonna cum; " she panted.She screamed into her palm and my tongue felt her cunt pulsing and squeeze shut. Clear liquid leaked out of her and her whole body seized, her legs clamping around my ears, pinning my lips against her wet folds as climax tore through her.Her body slowly stopped jerking and she lowered her legs gasping for breath. Her face with flushed and sparkling with faint sweat and threads of hair stuck to her. I raised up and climbed over her and she gave me soft, weak kisses, gently stroking my shaft.As we kissed, I heard Maggie's pouting voice, "Daddy come fuck me."Liv and I looked over at her. She was on her knees and elbows watching us kiss, her tight, round ass stuck up behind her. Liv looked up at me and smiled, "Go fuck her, daddy."I gave Liv one last kiss and crawled across the bed to the sleek, athletic blonde, who was wagging her hips in the air. I slid my cock against her cunt and spanked her. She cooed with approval and looked back at me sliding her cunt against me. I spanked her again harder and she groaned.I leaned back and put my tip against her opening and pushed. She moaned, covering her mouth as I slid in, inch by inch, feeling her wet cunt give way. She pushed back against me until her ass hit my stomach. Through gritted teeth she egged me on, "Fuck me hard daddy, use me up." She said half moaning.I started to pump my cock in and out, making wet smacking noises as I picked up pace. She moaned in her throat but quickly let her mouth hang open. I slapped her ass again and she groaned into her hand. I grabbed her hair in my fist and shoved her face into the mattress, pounding her body into it and she screamed into the sheets, one hand holding the pillow."Fuck!"I pulled her face up and she moaned through gritted teeth. "Ugh, fuck I'm gonna cum again!" I leaned over, driving my cock into her hard, her ass slapping against me as I did and grabbed a hand full of her big, sensitive breasts. She buried her face in the sheets and screamed, her tan figure shaking and sweating as she was torn apart by orgasm.She lifted her head and looked at Liv, "Your boyfriend is addicted to my cunt, he doesn't want to fuck flat chested waifs anymore. Fuck!" She was interrupted by a moan as I started fucking again. "Look at how much he loves my ass."I was about to stop because I wasn't wild about her talking to Liv that way, but Liv's reply surprised me."Keep his cock satisfied and empty. I hope he picks you every time we visit and just fucks you over and over again." She panted with fingers between her legs.Maggie leaned away, sliding my cock out and rolled onto her back holding her feet in the air. Her legs were spread wide open and her heavy breasts pillowed on her chest. I took one of her cute toes in my mouth and sucked it gently. She cooed and squirmed on her back before pulling the toe away."Come on, daddy. Fuck me like we're in love."I leaned down between her and slid my cock against her cunt. It made wet sounds as I ran myself through the slick, wet, folds as she fidgeted on her back trying not to moan. I shoved myself in and she moaned, loud enough that she turned and moaned into the pillow.She held my neck and rode my cock under me. Her legs wrapped around my waist and she was biting her lip as I stroked her insides feeling her stomach tighten. Her tight, young, cunt gripped my cock as I fucked, and I watched her cute face moan and her eyes squeeze shut. Her tits bounced with each thrust as she clung to me."Oh shit," I groaned. She cried desperately and I felt her grip on my neck tighten."Cum in me, daddy, fill me up again." She cried louder than I was comfortable with."I'm so close," I panted, "I'm  oh fuck " I groaned loudly and my hips bucked out of my control. Cum shot from my cock in hot bursts, in rapid succession until it felt like her insides were full.I slowly slid my spent cock out. It was covered in Maggie and my own cum, which spilled out onto the bed with me. She giggled into her hand as my tip popped out finally. "Holy shit there's so much." She touched her stomach, "I can feel it up here."Liv rolled over and touched her sister's arm. "Feed it to me."Maggie laughed again, "Aw do you want a taste?" She sat up and threw her leg over Liv's shoulders, who slid down beneath her sister. Straddling Liv's face Maggie held her cheeks apart and squeezed cum from her cunt.A huge glob fell onto Liv's face and she laughed licking it up as a slow string drained out of her sister onto her lips. Sticky, creamy, fluid coated her lips and dripped across her nose and chin. She lapped as much as she could off before leaning up to clean Maggie out with her tongue.Maggie clearly wasn't expecting Liv to make contact with her and yelped when Liv's tongue dug into her cunt for more cum. Her yelp turned into moans and she covered her mouth blushing as her sister worked to clean her cunt.Liv's face was covered in thick, glossy, fluid and her lips made strings when they parted having sucked and licked as much cum from Maggie as she could. Having watched the entire incestuous-lesbian affair, I realized I was stroking myself. I'm no stranger to masturbating but at this moment, clearly, I had better options.I ran a hand over Liv's thigh, and she pulled her legs open. Her inner thighs were a smeared, shimmering mess. Her cunt had leaked all over her ass and been spread across her legs. Her fingers were coated from fingering herself and the bed had a healthy wet spot where she'd watched us fuck.She felt my cock on her slick, pink, cunt and whimpered, looking down at me. She giggled, "I got a little carried away.""Covered in cum is a good look for you." I said rubbing my cock between her legs. She squirmed and moaned. I could feel her throbbing as I did which meant she had cum more than once already."It tastes so much better draining out of a used cunt."

【句子】It happens. Dolls grow up. 【Modern Family S3E16】【发音】/ɪt/ /ˈhæp.ənz/ /dɒlz/ /dɑːlz/ /grəʊ/ /ʌp/【发音技巧】It happens击穿+连读+闪音；grow up连读；【翻译】生活就是这样的。娃娃总会长大的。/ 这样的事情时有发生，娃娃总会长大的。【适用场合】今天视频中，我们要来学习的短语是：It happens.这个句子可以理解成：“这种事情时有发生；确实有这样的情况；常有的事儿”；来看看对应的英文解释：Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal. 或者It is usually said of mistakes or accidents that are unfortunate but not uncommon.eg: -- Uh oh, I think I broke it!-- It's all right, it happens—we'll just go to the store and get a new one.-- 啊不是吧，我觉得我把它打破了！-- 没关系，常有的事儿。我们就去商店里再买一个就好了。eg: -- I really screwed up in work today, and I feel awful about it.-- Hey, it happens. I'm sure everything will be fine.-- 我今天真的把工作搞砸了，我感觉好糟糕啊。-- 嘿，时有的事儿。我相信一切都会变好的。eg: -- Damn, the system crashed when I was about to save my work!-- It happens.-- 该死，正当我准备把我的工作存档的时候，系统死机了！-- 这种事情时有发生。【尝试翻译以下句子，并留言在文章留言区】 -- 我正准备给他打电话的时候，他给我打来了。-- 这种事情时有发生。

Kyle tutors a snooty rich girl… with equally rich results.    by MarshalMarmont1815  - listen to the Podcast. After the break was over, I was somewhat excited to return to school. On the bus, Emily was all over me. “I still can't believe Mom fucked you.” Emily said. “Well we can't all live such glamorous lives as I do,” I said as I puffed an imaginary cigar. Emily hit me playfully on the stomach before unzipping my pants. “So are you excited to be a senior?” Emily asked as she licked my cum from between her fingers. “Pretty much,” I replied, “it'll hopefully be better now that I have that journalism scholarship in the bag.” She stroked my cock. “Just promise me that wherever you go, you'll take me with you.” I looked at her and saw the serious concern in her face. I wrapped my arm around her. “Emily, there is no one in the entire world I'd rather spend my life with. Who knows? Maybe we'll even travel the world together.” She smiled and lay her head on my chest, continuing to stroke me as we pulled up to the school. The teachers directed us to the large gymnasium and onto the bleachers. I saw many girls in blouses and floral dresses that looked as if they could double as a tablecloth in Julia Child's kitchen. “I'd love to see you in those,” I said to Emily, wearing a motorcycle T-shirt and leather skirt along with her knee high leather boots. “You've seen me naked,” she retorted, “So why do you care?” I considered this. “Good point. Consider it stricken from the record.” “Never was recorded,” she replied as we sat. I laughed and shook my head as she nestled against me The principal, Jennie Stevens came onto the stage and began to speak. Her black top and sweater did little to hide the curves of her 30J tits. She spoke of the school policies, dress codes and class schedules. Thankfully, I had my friends in many of the same periods. Ms. Franklin, a 36-year-old English teacher was immediately one of my instant favorites. She really encouraged my writing and over the next few days read my short stories. She had a curvy figure and still looked attractive in her black skirt and blue heels. Her 32G tits nearly popping from her blouse. “Kyle?” she called as I was about to hustle out with the class to lunch. “Yes Ms. Franklin?” I asked. She fiddled with her gold wedding ring and began. I could tell she was having marital problems but I didn't press. Not at the moment anyway. “You know Kendall Hutchinson don't you?” “Yes…” I answered, not sure why she was asking about her. Kendall was a senior as well and cheerleader not to mention one of the most popular girls in school. “Well, to make it short,” Ms. Franklin said, “she's failing this class. And the last thing I want is for anyone to stay behind. So… seeing as your one of my best students, I'd like you to consider tutoring her.” Being as Kendall was as snooty as they came, Ms. Franklin more than likely saw my hesitation. “I know it's a lot to ask, Kyle. Especially with no pay but I'll try anything to make it up to you.” As you know, I can never resist a woman in need. She looked at me pleadingly with her warm brown eyes and I sighed. “Yay!” she cheered excitedly while clapping her hands. “Don't worry, I'll arrange everything with Kendall. Thank you so much Kyle.” I smiled at her happiness. “You're welcome.” She was still smiling as I walked to lunch. - Emily snoozed on my chest after a hard and fast paced ‘first day of after school fuck' (Emily's words). Her hand remained tightly clenched on my cock but I didn't mind. I just loved having her near me, her strawberry scented shampoo being so comforting. My phone chimed on the table next to her bed and she stirred but didn't wake up. I checked the text and groaned as I saw it was from Kendall. “Go ahead,” Emily groaned without opening her eyes and she rolled off me, letting me quickly dress after she kissed me. “And I want you good and hard tomorrow!” she called after me as I left out the door. - As I pulled up to Kendall's house, I was taken aback by the size of the house. Both a Mercedes and Maserati were in the garage. I knew the Maserati was hers from her constant bragging. After I knocked, the door flung open and I came in contact with Kendall's angry glare. Her black tank top let her 36F boobs move freely and was perfectly combined with her plaid miniskirt. “About time you've gotten here!” she said with an eye roll. “Oh!” another woman said as she came around the corner, “is this your tutor Kendall?” “Barely,” she retorted, “he's 5 minutes late.” “Well we're all late sometimes,” the beautiful woman said with a warm smile, “or in your case, sometimes completely absent.” Kendall rolled her eyes as her mother invited me in. “Hello Kyle,” she said with a soft handshake which made her K-cups shake as well (obviously natural). “I'm Amy Hutchinson.” the kind woman said, “Kendall's mother.” “I wouldn't have ever guessed you were anything over 20,” I said. Amy blushed as Kendall rolled her eyes and pushed me toward the stairs. “Have a good study session you two,” Amy said as we left the room, “it was nice meeting you Kyle.” When we reached Kendall's room, she pushed me inside and began to text her idiotic friends on her phone. “I believe a key part of tutoring involves study material…” I said and she sighed before rummaging through her backpack. Her short skirt rode up her ass as she continued looking and soon I could feel my cock getting harder and fuller. I couldn't take my eyes off her white panties and I could clearly see her camel toe. When she announced she had found it, I sat down to avoid her seeing my boner. The last thing I needed was her loud mouth telling her friends how I got hard in her bedroom. Matters weren't helped when Amy walked in, her large boobs bouncing. “I'm going to the office kids. There's food in the fridge if you get hungry.” As Kendall stood, her tank top had nearly fell underneath her boobs and I stiffened even further. The cold air in the room soon had her tits poking through her top. Thankfully she didn't notice as she threw the book onto the bed and flopped down with a large sigh. After an hour and a half, we had made little progress and she was still struggling to understand. As we took a break, her phone chimed and she shot up. “Oh shit I forgot!” Kendall exclaimed, “Ashton is having her party tonight. I have to get ready!” Forgetting I was there, I watched as she rushed to her closet and nearly pulled off her top before she looked at me. “Okay look,” she said, “I know Ms. Hutchinson is holding you to this. So how about we simply tell her you came and tutored me and we can forget the whole thing?” “Why would I do that?” I asked coyly. “Because I said so…” she said as if it was obvious. “I don't see what I get out of it,” I said, “besides I promised Ms. Hutchinson I'd do it.” “Oh I see,” she said, “you need some payment for your silence. Alright let's get this over with.” My eyes bucked as she began to unbutton my khakis. “Shrimp cock probably won't last a…” she abruptly stopped talking as my pants hit the floor. “What was that you were saying?” I asked. “Holy fuck!” Kendall exclaimed, “there is no fucking way that this is real!” “Oh but it is,” I said evilly, “and I believe I was promised a reward for keeping quiet…” “But,” She stammered, “I've never seen a cock so huge.” “Hmm…” I pondered tauntingly, “I don't hear how that's my problem. I'm simply waiting on you to fulfill your end.” “But I can't…” she whined, obviously both impressed and nervous. “Oh well,” I said nonchalantly as I began to pull up my pants, “It'll be nice seeing you still as freshman next year.” “Wait!” she shouted as she grabbed my waistband, “I'll… I'll suck you off…” I nodded as she stroked it slowly, licking off the forming precum before licking down my whole length. She then opened wide and took me inside. She easily fit half of me down her throat before digging her nails into my ass cheeks and plunging the rest of me inside. Finding I still hadn't cum, she gagged and pulled back, her boobs heaving. Instantly, I pulled off her top and began rubbing the hard nipples. “Hey!” she shouted, “that… isn't… a part… of our deal.” I stopped and reached for my pants again but she finally consented and I began to fondle them again. She began moaning as I sucked them, laying back onto the bed as I flicked them with my tongue. She then kissed me warmly as she removed her pants and my shirt. I kissed each tit before moving to eat her out and she soon began to moan louder. “Yes Kyle…” she moaned as she gripped my hair, “eat my pussy.” I couldn't believe it. I had the most sought after girl in school begging for me to eat her pussy. I flicked my tongue against the clit, moving in slow clockwise circles getting her turned on even more. “Oh yes Kyle! Fuck, your tongue feels as big as your cock!” Kendall groaned as she squeezed her boobs, “Oh god, please don't stop. I'm almost there!” With one final deep lick, she exploded all over my face and the sheets, grinding her cunt into my face. I kept licking, up and down and side to side, making her cry out loudly. “Kyle!!!” Kendall screamed until I letup, falling back in exhaustion . “That was the best fucking orgasm of my entire life,” she panted. I watched her amusingly as she ate her previous insulting words. She leaned forward and took my cock into her mouth again. Her bobbing sped up and I moaned as she slurped loudly on my prick. She then pulled up and spit on it, vigorously jerking it off. She gave a final lick and straddled me, torturing me by sliding her slick pussy lips up and down my cock. “Do you want to fuck me Kyle?” Kendall asked. I looked into her eyes and saw she wasn't asking as a joke. But in a sense of urgency. She wanted me to say yes. “Yes Kendall,” I replied, “I do.” She smiled and slid me into her. Fuck, was she tight. I moved my hands to cup her soft and squishy tits, sucking her round areolas. As she began to bounce, we moaned together, kissing intently. “Oh Kyle,” she moaned as she bounced, “you feel so fucking huge!” I grabbed her hips but didn't slow her rapid bouncing, sucking and pinching her tits. I put her ass in a firm grip and she cried out as she went faster, her ass slamming into my thighs. I then flipped her over and began fucking with all the intensity I could gather. “Yes Kyle!” Kendall screamed as she held her tits, “God yes! Fuck me!!!” She pulled my head down to kiss her as my balls slapped against her ass. “Damn it! Pound that fat cock into me!” Kendall screamed before I tightly held both her hips and began fucking her like there was no tomorrow. “You're glad you stayed now aren't you?” I grunted. “Holy shit…” she moaned as I groped her bouncing tits, “there's no where I'd rather be…” Encouraged, I picked up speed, watching my cock slam into her wet hole. She screamed as she dug her fingers into her tits, turning me on even more. The impact from our bodily collisions increased in pace and we both cried out together. “I can't last much longer,” I moaned and I began to pull out. However, she wrapped her legs around me and gave me an intent look before pulling to kiss her. She screamed into my mouth as she began to cum, tightening so hard around my cock I had no choice but to let go, filling her insides with my seed. She began throwing herself into me, prompting me to keep firing. At long last, I stopped cumming, the two of us kissing all over one another. “I never knew getting fucked could feel so good…” she said as she laughed. I chuckled along with her and lay back, staring at the ceiling. I was amazed as I felt her mount me again. “What about the party?” I asked. “What about it?” she asked as she began to ride, “I want you to tutor me Kyle. You can tutor in Latin for all I care. As long as I get fucked. That way you can fulfill your end with Hutchinson and I get my itch scratched. Deal?” “I'd be crazy not to accept.” I replied to which she smiled and we fucked yet again. - After I came inside Emily for the 5th time the next day, my phone chimed. Emily smirked, “Kendall again?” However, the phone kept chiming. All texts from cheerleaders. And they all said the same thing: by MarshalMarmont1815 for Literotica

Kyle tutors a snooty rich girl… with equally rich results.    by MarshalMarmont1815  - listen to the Podcast. After the break was over, I was somewhat excited to return to school. On the bus, Emily was all over me. “I still can't believe Mom fucked you.” Emily said. “Well we can't all live such glamorous lives as I do,” I said as I puffed an imaginary cigar. Emily hit me playfully on the stomach before unzipping my pants. “So are you excited to be a senior?” Emily asked as she licked my cum from between her fingers. “Pretty much,” I replied, “it'll hopefully be better now that I have that journalism scholarship in the bag.” She stroked my cock. “Just promise me that wherever you go, you'll take me with you.” I looked at her and saw the serious concern in her face. I wrapped my arm around her. “Emily, there is no one in the entire world I'd rather spend my life with. Who knows? Maybe we'll even travel the world together.” She smiled and lay her head on my chest, continuing to stroke me as we pulled up to the school. The teachers directed us to the large gymnasium and onto the bleachers. I saw many girls in blouses and floral dresses that looked as if they could double as a tablecloth in Julia Child's kitchen. “I'd love to see you in those,” I said to Emily, wearing a motorcycle T-shirt and leather skirt along with her knee high leather boots. “You've seen me naked,” she retorted, “So why do you care?” I considered this. “Good point. Consider it stricken from the record.” “Never was recorded,” she replied as we sat. I laughed and shook my head as she nestled against me The principal, Jennie Stevens came onto the stage and began to speak. Her black top and sweater did little to hide the curves of her 30J tits. She spoke of the school policies, dress codes and class schedules. Thankfully, I had my friends in many of the same periods. Ms. Franklin, a 36-year-old English teacher was immediately one of my instant favorites. She really encouraged my writing and over the next few days read my short stories. She had a curvy figure and still looked attractive in her black skirt and blue heels. Her 32G tits nearly popping from her blouse. “Kyle?” she called as I was about to hustle out with the class to lunch. “Yes Ms. Franklin?” I asked. She fiddled with her gold wedding ring and began. I could tell she was having marital problems but I didn't press. Not at the moment anyway. “You know Kendall Hutchinson don't you?” “Yes…” I answered, not sure why she was asking about her. Kendall was a senior as well and cheerleader not to mention one of the most popular girls in school. “Well, to make it short,” Ms. Franklin said, “she's failing this class. And the last thing I want is for anyone to stay behind. So… seeing as your one of my best students, I'd like you to consider tutoring her.” Being as Kendall was as snooty as they came, Ms. Franklin more than likely saw my hesitation. “I know it's a lot to ask, Kyle. Especially with no pay but I'll try anything to make it up to you.” As you know, I can never resist a woman in need. She looked at me pleadingly with her warm brown eyes and I sighed. “Yay!” she cheered excitedly while clapping her hands. “Don't worry, I'll arrange everything with Kendall. Thank you so much Kyle.” I smiled at her happiness. “You're welcome.” She was still smiling as I walked to lunch. - Emily snoozed on my chest after a hard and fast paced ‘first day of after school fuck' (Emily's words). Her hand remained tightly clenched on my cock but I didn't mind. I just loved having her near me, her strawberry scented shampoo being so comforting. My phone chimed on the table next to her bed and she stirred but didn't wake up. I checked the text and groaned as I saw it was from Kendall. “Go ahead,” Emily groaned without opening her eyes and she rolled off me, letting me quickly dress after she kissed me. “And I want you good and hard tomorrow!” she called after me as I left out the door. - As I pulled up to Kendall's house, I was taken aback by the size of the house. Both a Mercedes and Maserati were in the garage. I knew the Maserati was hers from her constant bragging. After I knocked, the door flung open and I came in contact with Kendall's angry glare. Her black tank top let her 36F boobs move freely and was perfectly combined with her plaid miniskirt. “About time you've gotten here!” she said with an eye roll. “Oh!” another woman said as she came around the corner, “is this your tutor Kendall?” “Barely,” she retorted, “he's 5 minutes late.” “Well we're all late sometimes,” the beautiful woman said with a warm smile, “or in your case, sometimes completely absent.” Kendall rolled her eyes as her mother invited me in. “Hello Kyle,” she said with a soft handshake which made her K-cups shake as well (obviously natural). “I'm Amy Hutchinson.” the kind woman said, “Kendall's mother.” “I wouldn't have ever guessed you were anything over 20,” I said. Amy blushed as Kendall rolled her eyes and pushed me toward the stairs. “Have a good study session you two,” Amy said as we left the room, “it was nice meeting you Kyle.” When we reached Kendall's room, she pushed me inside and began to text her idiotic friends on her phone. “I believe a key part of tutoring involves study material…” I said and she sighed before rummaging through her backpack. Her short skirt rode up her ass as she continued looking and soon I could feel my cock getting harder and fuller. I couldn't take my eyes off her white panties and I could clearly see her camel toe. When she announced she had found it, I sat down to avoid her seeing my boner. The last thing I needed was her loud mouth telling her friends how I got hard in her bedroom. Matters weren't helped when Amy walked in, her large boobs bouncing. “I'm going to the office kids. There's food in the fridge if you get hungry.” As Kendall stood, her tank top had nearly fell underneath her boobs and I stiffened even further. The cold air in the room soon had her tits poking through her top. Thankfully she didn't notice as she threw the book onto the bed and flopped down with a large sigh. After an hour and a half, we had made little progress and she was still struggling to understand. As we took a break, her phone chimed and she shot up. “Oh shit I forgot!” Kendall exclaimed, “Ashton is having her party tonight. I have to get ready!” Forgetting I was there, I watched as she rushed to her closet and nearly pulled off her top before she looked at me. “Okay look,” she said, “I know Ms. Hutchinson is holding you to this. So how about we simply tell her you came and tutored me and we can forget the whole thing?” “Why would I do that?” I asked coyly. “Because I said so…” she said as if it was obvious. “I don't see what I get out of it,” I said, “besides I promised Ms. Hutchinson I'd do it.” “Oh I see,” she said, “you need some payment for your silence. Alright let's get this over with.” My eyes bucked as she began to unbutton my khakis. “Shrimp cock probably won't last a…” she abruptly stopped talking as my pants hit the floor. “What was that you were saying?” I asked. “Holy fuck!” Kendall exclaimed, “there is no fucking way that this is real!” “Oh but it is,” I said evilly, “and I believe I was promised a reward for keeping quiet…” “But,” She stammered, “I've never seen a cock so huge.” “Hmm…” I pondered tauntingly, “I don't hear how that's my problem. I'm simply waiting on you to fulfill your end.” “But I can't…” she whined, obviously both impressed and nervous. “Oh well,” I said nonchalantly as I began to pull up my pants, “It'll be nice seeing you still as freshman next year.” “Wait!” she shouted as she grabbed my waistband, “I'll… I'll suck you off…” I nodded as she stroked it slowly, licking off the forming precum before licking down my whole length. She then opened wide and took me inside. She easily fit half of me down her throat before digging her nails into my ass cheeks and plunging the rest of me inside. Finding I still hadn't cum, she gagged and pulled back, her boobs heaving. Instantly, I pulled off her top and began rubbing the hard nipples. “Hey!” she shouted, “that… isn't… a part… of our deal.” I stopped and reached for my pants again but she finally consented and I began to fondle them again. She began moaning as I sucked them, laying back onto the bed as I flicked them with my tongue. She then kissed me warmly as she removed her pants and my shirt. I kissed each tit before moving to eat her out and she soon began to moan louder. “Yes Kyle…” she moaned as she gripped my hair, “eat my pussy.” I couldn't believe it. I had the most sought after girl in school begging for me to eat her pussy. I flicked my tongue against the clit, moving in slow clockwise circles getting her turned on even more. “Oh yes Kyle! Fuck, your tongue feels as big as your cock!” Kendall groaned as she squeezed her boobs, “Oh god, please don't stop. I'm almost there!” With one final deep lick, she exploded all over my face and the sheets, grinding her cunt into my face. I kept licking, up and down and side to side, making her cry out loudly. “Kyle!!!” Kendall screamed until I letup, falling back in exhaustion . “That was the best fucking orgasm of my entire life,” she panted. I watched her amusingly as she ate her previous insulting words. She leaned forward and took my cock into her mouth again. Her bobbing sped up and I moaned as she slurped loudly on my prick. She then pulled up and spit on it, vigorously jerking it off. She gave a final lick and straddled me, torturing me by sliding her slick pussy lips up and down my cock. “Do you want to fuck me Kyle?” Kendall asked. I looked into her eyes and saw she wasn't asking as a joke. But in a sense of urgency. She wanted me to say yes. “Yes Kendall,” I replied, “I do.” She smiled and slid me into her. Fuck, was she tight. I moved my hands to cup her soft and squishy tits, sucking her round areolas. As she began to bounce, we moaned together, kissing intently. “Oh Kyle,” she moaned as she bounced, “you feel so fucking huge!” I grabbed her hips but didn't slow her rapid bouncing, sucking and pinching her tits. I put her ass in a firm grip and she cried out as she went faster, her ass slamming into my thighs. I then flipped her over and began fucking with all the intensity I could gather. “Yes Kyle!” Kendall screamed as she held her tits, “God yes! Fuck me!!!” She pulled my head down to kiss her as my balls slapped against her ass. “Damn it! Pound that fat cock into me!” Kendall screamed before I tightly held both her hips and began fucking her like there was no tomorrow. “You're glad you stayed now aren't you?” I grunted. “Holy shit…” she moaned as I groped her bouncing tits, “there's no where I'd rather be…” Encouraged, I picked up speed, watching my cock slam into her wet hole. She screamed as she dug her fingers into her tits, turning me on even more. The impact from our bodily collisions increased in pace and we both cried out together. “I can't last much longer,” I moaned and I began to pull out. However, she wrapped her legs around me and gave me an intent look before pulling to kiss her. She screamed into my mouth as she began to cum, tightening so hard around my cock I had no choice but to let go, filling her insides with my seed. She began throwing herself into me, prompting me to keep firing. At long last, I stopped cumming, the two of us kissing all over one another. “I never knew getting fucked could feel so good…” she said as she laughed. I chuckled along with her and lay back, staring at the ceiling. I was amazed as I felt her mount me again. “What about the party?” I asked. “What about it?” she asked as she began to ride, “I want you to tutor me Kyle. You can tutor in Latin for all I care. As long as I get fucked. That way you can fulfill your end with Hutchinson and I get my itch scratched. Deal?” “I'd be crazy not to accept.” I replied to which she smiled and we fucked yet again. - After I came inside Emily for the 5th time the next day, my phone chimed. Emily smirked, “Kendall again?” However, the phone kept chiming. All texts from cheerleaders. And they all said the same thing: by MarshalMarmont1815 for Literotica

TNA's Cowboy James Storm stopped by 316 Gimmick Street with a 6-pack of Coors Light and a whole mess of squared-circle stories. He's namin' names too - favorite promo guy, favorite of all time, and who gave him his gimmick. Plus, hear about his call to WCW, why he's partially blind in one eye, and which college offered him a scholarship to play basketball!

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Today we are talking all about when to wear the damn dress and stop getting in your own way. Sometimes we're too close to the situation to really have perspective on what looks good because we're so in our head about whether it will look good to others. We forget to look inward and listen to our feelings. If it FEELS good, it LOOKS good. Because you radiate that energy. Being a Personal Stylist, I see this a lot in clients. Sometimes they need me to remind them to just wear the damn dress!Let me know if you enjoyed or resonated with this episode. XO, Tannya❤️⚡️️Join my MONTHLY STYLE MEMBERSHIP - Curated Closet Collective: https://myclosetedit.com/curated-closet-collective

"Did you choose your interest in crime, or did crime choose you?" Welcome to another episode of Tell The Damn Story, where your hosts, Chris Ryan and Alex Simmons, unravel the art of spinning a tale based on insight, experience and heart. At least, that's part of our goal. On today's show, we sit down with the illustrious Tom Coffey—a former journalist turned crime novelist with a knack for weaving the rich tapestry of human experience into his work. From New York to California, to Miami, and back to NYC, Tom's journalistic encounters led him to the underbelly of 3 major cities. So listen as we dive into Tom's transition from journalism to fiction, exploring how reporting's demand for crisp, precise narratives shaped his novelistic flair. Have any questions or comments? Then please leave them in the Comments Section. Write: TTDSOnAir@gmail.com And follow us on ... ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@Tell The Damn Story⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.Facebook.com/Tell The Damn Story⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com/ Tell The Damn Story⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want to support us so we can help you? Then just... ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me A Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

On this episode Matt & Jon discuss Girls5Eva, Quiet on Set, X-Men 97, Invincible, Shogun, Curb Your Enthusiasm & Star WarsL The Bad Batch, Jon finished Masters of Air and Matt heads into the back half of The Sopranos' run. Twitter, or X or whatever (For Now): https://twitter.com/Jonwahizzle Threads: https://www.threads.net/@jonwahizzle Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/damnthattelevision/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/damntvpod Matt's show The Drop: A Pop Culture Mix Tape: wscafm.org Sundays 6-8 PM: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thedropwsca/

To round out the week, we are moving and grooving with more and more tourney talk. What would you do if you were Coach Cal? The buyout is big, but far from insurmountable. Eli Hershkovich, college basketball insider, joins the show to help us break down coach Jan, Coach Calipari and the rest of the NCAA tournament. Tune in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Against the odds, a tiny Icelandic town speaks of a local Black ancestor. Geneticists and historians combine forces to uncover the man's eventful life.

Former WCW World Champion David Arquette stops by 317 Gimmick Street! The star of SCREAM, EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS and READY TO RUMBLE is back in the professional wrestling game, training hard and maybe coming to a town near you. Join Steve and David as they chat about David's experience in WCW, how his acting experience translated to the squared circle (and vice versa) and how he's been getting in shape these days to step between the ropes.

Welcome to Diabetes Unplugged! The podcast that shines light on life BEYOND the diagnosis...In this special episode I wanted to feature an episode I did with Jarratt DAMN on his platform, It's About DAMN Time. We delved deep into the complex relationship between stress, weight loss, and overall health. We also talk about how your body provides you with warning signs that it is in distress. I breaks down what your cravings say about you and even offer tips to give you the nutritions your body needs to be FIERCE! Yeah, I know I said fierce...it just popped in my head. Plus I also tell you what IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME to lower your stress which will help you on your weigh loss journey.All of this and so much more on this bonus Diabetes Unplugged episode.Follow and connect with Jarratt DAMNFollow Jarratt on IG → hereFollow It's About DAMN Time on IG → hereFollow It's About DAMN Time on Facebook → hereListen to It's About DAMN Time → hereFollow and connect with MedinaFollow Medina on IG → hereFollow Medina on TikTok → hereFollow Medina on Facebook → hereVisit her website → hereGet with the Program!Want to learn about The 5 Day Blood Sugar REBOOT? → hereFree Masterclass: How to Reverse Diabetes → hereJoin Dominating Diabetes Academy → hereGet the Diabetic 8 E-Book Bundle! → herePodcast Includes "Awaken" music by Anno Domini Beats

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Against the odds, a tiny Icelandic town speaks of a local Black ancestor. Geneticists and historians combine forces to uncover the man's eventful life.

We've got another big delicious slice of They Might Be Giants' legendary 1985 demo tape! This episode covers tracks 10 through 20, and there's still more left to chew on! We find out newly discovered, frighteningly revelatory information on Cowtown and Chess Piece Face! We take the many demo versions of Youth Culture Killed My Dog for a walk! Then we crank the volume way up to hear the subtle secrets in the demo recordings of Alienation's For The Rich and The Day! After a proper history lesson on hotel detectives, we give Toddler Hiway the deep dive it's always deserved in a very special segment breaking down EVERY. DAMN. WORD! Finally, we peter out with I'm Def. How cooler can this be?!? Join us on Patreon!: https://www.patreon.com/dontletsstartpodcast --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dontletsstart/support

You know DAMN well what time it is. We had to break down our predictions for the bracket right before tip. Not much else to say here. We give you 2 hours of monster content and explain why all of our picks will probably go up in flames. The Dance is HERE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to corrupt your eardrums with another idiotic episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow – bringing you a symphony of chaos sure to alert your pen 15. Boston Rob, JP, Jimmy Sniper, and Cheef here with the usual band of Zoom room rejects. Buckle the fuck up for episode 154. It's a clusterfuck of cosmic proportions. We deep dive into the gibberish goldmine that is speaking in tongues and explore our listeners' desires for Cheef's clappin' cheeks. But that's not all. Deano the XC Nerd sends in a bottle of his homemade hot sauces. Does it include botulism? No one has died yet, but that could change. We also discuss one of the seven books he's written. He also calls in and drops knowledge on the Oral Connections line. We'd pay him since he gives us 90% of our content, but we don't make any money. Why the hell is a guy this smart listening anyway? Rob spends the weekend with pro riders, but can't remember their names until it's time to tag them in his influencery Instagram reels, and Jimmy lays down a triple shot of baikus. So, stay tuned, you beautiful bastards, ‘cause this episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow makes about as much sense as a homeless real estate agent. Let's get fucky. Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 Cuntry intro. 06:53 Broke in Utah, but radio rich. 11:36 Stand up panel with brutal, funny acts. 21:42 Remo's update. 26:49 F**king tiny doses can kill a human. Damn. 28:07 How the fuck should I know how long it takes to print a trillion dollars? I'm just out here, trying to send butt pics and survive. 39:03 Loved gravel, but still gotta impress Rob. 44:21 Deano's book. 50:25 Degrowth capitalism conspiracy tease. 53:00 What is Kurtis Downs' name? 59:17 Shitty group chats with my southern friends. 01:06:12 GoPro interview idea for Eric. 01:10:21 Get badass shades from Bliz Eyewear. 01:14:33 Thanks to Mike Randall at The Lost Co. 01:18:53 Talking in tongues isn't real. 01:29:10 Rob's campsite is an outdoor hotel room. 01:32:54 Zoom room nonsense is the best way to end the show.

Ariane Andrew aka Cameron talks about her journey to WWE, and recent release. She shares her very candid reaction to the news, and contemplates her future in the squared-circle business. She also shares stories from her time competing on "Tough Enough" when Steve hosted, her decision to leave the WWE main roster and spend a year back at NXT, her experiences in the WWE women's locker room, filming the reality show "Total Divas" for E!, and her favorite match.

Leon White aka Big Van Vader had a heck of a conversation with Steve Austin... and this here's only the beginning! He talks a little Colorado college football, some stories from his days in the NFL with the Rams, and it's all wrestling from there - from how he got his name to his early training days to his first match against Bruiser Brody to landing with New Japan Pro Wrestling.