Diary of a Wild Woman

(PSA This was recorded 10 months ago. I do mention the holiday season at the end and we all know I don't edit) Ever been on a long disappointing road trip with 3 losers and a kid? Well if you haven't I did it for you in the late 90s so you don't have to. Come with me as I spill the tea on the worst road trip ever taken to Rachel Nevada just to see Area 51.

Lets go back in time when teens looked for the undead and looted old abandoned churches for a good time, and by teens I mean me. It was me. I looted an old abandon church. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I was robbed!! Luckily not at gun point or face to face! Today Ill tell you about my forced hiatus and the things terrible people do.  Also I want to tell you about how I once put out a fire during a massive hurricane and simultaneously beat death at his own game!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Growing up a vegetarian wasn't as cool as it is now. The mid 80s-90s were not the decades for a child to take on such a freak show of a lifestyle. That's exactly how I felt with the never ending barrage of stupid questions from adults I would have to endure for the next 30 years. But, that's not to say there wasn't some funny moments. Start the car, get on the treadmill or get your line cast because I'm about to tell you all about it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen to the tale of my trusty steed and my mechanical best friend. He had been apart of some of my best memories, and my lowest moments.  With Bob by my side in his copilot seat, we took on America one state at a time.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is a story of me getting followed home from the bar and the wackiness that ensued afterwards. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is a story of a really nice girl that I crossed paths with for a brief moment in time.  She made me realize that I was in fact not ready to be a big girl out on my own. Thanks Lindsay. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to SEASON THREE!! Today we will talk about a boyfriend I had in my early 20s that liked me so much he felt the need to see what I was doing all...the...time, without me knowing of course. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Other people will say its not good to play with them. I say, you cant tell me what to do. Also, ok I wont, kinda.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Lets talk about the guy who grew up in the same house as me and the fun we never had.  Getting men drunk, and falling from great heights to impress someone who just couldn't be bothered.  Start the mower, car, or treadmill and lets get to listening!  Check out the Twitter for any photos that go with the story!  @Diarywildwoman --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today I'll be telling you about the piacular relationship I had with these  Chinese people and why I cant trust anymore.  Here are my ramblings...   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Have an edible with me and listen to a mild introduction to one of the most important people in my life,  my cousin lover brother, Ray.  When we reunited we had no idea what kind of hell was going to break loose. But we made sure to cross all the lines and make as many people uncomfortable as possible.  Welcome to team Seek and Destroy  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We will be finishing the tale of me making friends with a psychopath from another country. Grab and bong, or a drink and listen to the bullfuckery that was Johntu. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is the first part to the long story of how I became friends with a psychopath. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today I'll be discussing the friendship with Wally and the time he almost killed me with drugs. When you fight with the boyfriend it's a good thing to have a friend to be there for you with an overdose to get you forgetting about your boyfriend troubles! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The first time I tried mushrooms and the realization that no one likes a person who laughs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today I wanted to tell the story of how I met Kristi. One of the few ppl I have found to put up with me for over 20 years. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Here's a little ditty about learning to fly and it being scary for those who watch. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

My cousin and I do what we gotta do to fight boredom out in the country with the devil on our heals. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A tale of two cousins, a tragedy, and a visit from a ghost. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Being young in high school accused of something you didn't do. Traumatic situations that later on in life help develop Irrational fears. It's all here in today's episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A fun little story about my first time getting wasted out in a hayfield. If you've never had malt liquor you haven't lived. (Go easy on me, it's the first one! Lolol) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app