Dungeons and Douchebags

Dickmcstabbie comes down with snake dysentry (Kevin is absent). They encounter a vampire and a giant duck.

They finally kill the dragon bitch.dungeouns

They meet up with the Dead King and realize that he is actually related to a prior campaign. He wants the team to help revive his friend but they don’t really care.

Elf of Sea is wasted and hijinks ensue.

Ash joins the group, playing the unpredictable gnome Rock Bottom, as the party plans to commit insurance fraud.

This Kevin joins the campaign as Dick McSlappy in the hopes of aiding Elf of Sea after the death of Andy Dick.

Elf of Sea and Andy dick are summoned to a duel with the Blacksmith named Will but they have less than honorable plans in store. John rage quits and Spencer pulls a Comanche raid on a nearby port town.

This week there is an adventure involving the Blacksmith named Will and his butler, Gephrey.

This week Andy Dick and Elf of Sea deal with some Stumpies and fight a dragon, kind of. Oh, and a blacksmith appears.

Andy Dick and Elf of Sea deal tie up some loose ends with their previous adventures.

New pot farmers, Elf of Sea and Andy Dick must contend with the struggles of running their own illegal farm.

We start a new campaign with new douchebags, ranger Sea of Elf and the dragonborn monk Andy Dick. It’s wild.

The culmination of the adventure of Sea of Turtle and Andre the Goliath.

Still hungover, Turtle and Andre venture forth to a new world, thanks to a tiny green guy. Then they find the evil warlord Banos, in an effort to save Professor Weird. Who they also kill.

After a hilarious terrible impromptu campaign, we decide to play D&D for real…Kind of. John and Spencer create real characters and tackle a real 5th edition campaign, in a way that only they know how. For those only interested in the campaign, skip to about 23 minutes in.

A mischeivous gnome has stolen the Squirrel King’s nuts and is being hunted by Royal Inquistor, Topaz the Mage who finally catches up to him in an eerie forest glade. However, they find themselves smack dab in the middle of a drug war.

This week we follow up on the story of Grams the Gnome after his world was destroyed by jizz and nukes.

This week we introduce a new character known as Grams the Gnome, an evil wizard who finds himself in the midst of a battle between a sex cult, the stranded crew of a spaceship and a horde of angry centaurs. Things get messy. (Quality degraded by technical difficulties.)

This week, we hear the stunning conclusion to the saga of Wolf Skullfucker…Or do we? Also, Christopher Walken joins us.

The one known as the Wolf Skullfucker is tracked down to aid some displaced centaurs. Things get out of hand.

In this special episode, Spencer, Dewitt and special guest Bjorn shoot the breeze and go on an adventure of epic proportions.