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Just a couple of pals making no sense but having all the fun Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Mark Angel Ortega

  • Apr 1, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 35m AVG DURATION
  • 17 EPISODES


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Egg in a Bottle Episode 17: The Suckables Are Out (Ft. Lauren)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 90:07


Welcome back to Egg in a Bottle! We're very aware our posting schedule is weird. All of us have been stupidly busy since school is winding down, but we'll try our best to keep the content flowing. This episode we talk about why things shouldn't try to jump mediums (etc. anime to live action), Lauren spends an hour telling a story that lasted 1 minute of real time. Honestly I forgot what me and Kyle did, and I'm too lazy to listen back to the episode right now. Hi I'm Mark and I'm in charge of this sinking ship. If this kind of chaotic nonsense pleases you, then stick around. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 16: Steamed Broccoli

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2019 71:13


Welcome back to another episode of Egg in A Bottle. This week we get into some serious stuff. All of us talk about anxiety and our own experiences with and coping with it. Kyle doesn't have time for his Mom's Poptarts, Georgia thinks college is a scam, and Mark was a trouble child. Sorry for the late upload, spring break was a doozy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 15: The Ole Slurp N' Crunch (Ft. Hannah)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 79:21


Welcome to another episode of Egg in A Bottle. In this weeks episode long lost host of the show Georgia joins us again, along with friend of the show Hannah. Mark gets upset over the movie Glass and complains about the amount of post production going into this episode, Georgia works in a plastic rain forest, and Hannah really wants Jake Johnson's wife to die. For all our BS and more, keep it right here. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 14: Tight not Toned

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 90:13


Welcome back to Egg in a Bottle! This week it's just Mark and Kyle again. This solo duo act is giving them the opportunity to really show their p a s s i o n. Mark finds more excuses to talk about Transformer comics, and Kyle has many issues with the Super Bowl. A nice and slow passion filled week. Nothing too flashy. We'll try and have a third next time. For our shitty brand of chaos and stupidity, keep it here at Egg in a Bottle. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg In A Bottle Episode 13: Royale with Cheese

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 110:34


Welcome back to the Egg in A Bottle podcast. This week we're down to two eggs. Mark and Kyle are running things solo, or duo I guess. We finally have the Power Ranger debate, talk a bit more about Punisher season 2, and Kyle has some pretty cool insights into some of his favorite pieces of literature. We actually have something of use to say this week, but don't think that means our world famous banter has disappeared. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in A Bottle Episode 12: A Dozen Eggs (Makes a Cake) Ft. Austin and Richard

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 95:58


This week on Egg in A Bottle it's our 12 week anniversary. If weeks were months we'd be doing this for a year. Mark gets riled up about Transformers again, Richard can't stop laughing, Austin can't find the nerve to speak, and Kyle is trying to rein it in. Everyone was on Tinder at least once. Honestly this episode was a mess, and that's fine. What else do you egg-spect from us? Good, wholesome content? Never gonna happen. Hey it's Kyle , just wanna check in on ya. Hope your mother's doing alright. Ya know, father's day is coming up. And that's a fact. It's in April. I hope you and yours celebrate with exquisite wines and sparkling ciders. The greatest gift is a laurel of oak leaves. Please remember me. - K --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg In a Bottle Episode 11: Sweatpants Parker (Ft. Hannah)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 117:20


Welcome back to Egg In a Bottle! After a long hiatus we are finally back. In this weeks episode we discuss why exactly we've been MIA for so long, Mark gets way too excited over a Power Ranger game, Hannah loves Jake Johnson, and Kyle tries to add a little structure to our usual chaos. Stick around for our "unique" brand of dismay and lack of organization. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in A Bottle Episode 10: Tristan Has a Weird Mouth (Ft. Hannah)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 109:10


Welcome to the 10th episode of the Egg in A Bottle podcast! We're double digits now baby. In this weeks episode, Mark gets really upset about Transformers, Kyle found a bathroom to an alternate reality, and Hannah is so happy we starting talking about Harry Potter. For more stupidly fun friend dynamics, stick around. If you want actual facts or professionalism, hit the road. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg In A Bottle Episode 9: Death Heals Primeval (Ft. Tionnedre)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 118:58


Welcome to episode 9 of Egg in A Bottle! This week it's just the boys. Mark and Kyle are joined by special guest and high school friend of Mark's, Tionnedre. Mark is bad at a lot of video games, Dre starts the war on condiments, and Kyle gets philosophical. If you like conversations that make sense and have meaning, turn away now. If you're into a bunch of friends having a great time, please do stay. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in A Bottle Episode 8: Crazy Eyes (Ft. Hannah & Tristan)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 123:01


Welcome to another episode of Egg in A Bottle! This week we have a little musical chairs, with Kyle and Georgia being replaced by special guests and friends of the show Tristan and Hannah about 20 minutes in. We talk about F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Hannah breaks out the crazy eyes, and Tristan is on his phone. If you came for coherent conversations that mean anything, you're in the wrong place. If you want wacky friend dynamics and almost constant yelling, we got you covered. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg In A Bottle Episode 7: Just Yelling (Ft. Tristan)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 75:15


Welcome everyone to another episode of Egg in A Bottle! Mark's laptop was FUCKED and he couldn't render or upload which is why this is a week late. All is good now and we hope it stays that way. This week Tristan joins us again. We get way too into how many Shrek movies there are, Kyle makes Star Wars country, and we talk Daredevil Season 3. Come for the mediocre content, stay for the great friend dynamics. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 6: God Dick

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 105:53


We are Egg in a Bottle and this is episode 6! Once again hosted by Mark Ortega, joined by Kyle Watts and Georgia Latta once again. Kyle finally finished Spider-Man PS4, Mark has a problem with Tinder law, and Georgia was moderately quiet the whole time. Spider-Man Spoiler Free: 26:00 Spoilers Start: 43:25 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 5: Sharp Rock (Ft. Tristan and Hannah)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 91:37


We are Egg in a Bottle and this is episode 5! Hosted by Mark Ortega this time, with co-host Kyle Watts. Georgia couldn't be with us this week, so we had friends of the pod and special guests Tristan Lassiter and Hannah Jones on with us. Tristan has a bone to pick with Venom, we talk about our favorite version of Spider-Man, and Hannah barely talks at all. Come for the bickering friends, stay for the sound of the mic stand squeaking. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 4: Happy One Month!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 100:19


We are Egg in a Bottle and this is Episode 4! Happy One Month Anniversary! Hosted by Georgia Latta, Kyle Watts and Mark Ortega. Mark gets upset about Kyle taking his shoes off again, we talk about our favorite books and get into Star Wars for a bit. Come for the dysfunctional friends, stay for the mediocre content! Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 3: We Still Haven't Started Giving These Titles

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 106:01


We are Egg in a Bottle and this is Episode 3! Hosted by Georgia Latta, Kyle Watts and Mark Ortega. Mark gets upset about theater space, we talk about our top 3 Favorite Movies and get political for a bit. Once again we're here to give you all dysfunctional friends and mediocre content. Hey! We boogered the Kavanaugh story! Luckily we don't have reputations as journalists to uphold. If you didn't know, the vote was pushed back a week so the FBI could investigate the allegations against him. So.... Who knows if he's gonna be slappin' ye old gavel. Alright, enough. Read more about here if you want: https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/28/politi... https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/28/senat... Much love and keep stashing those spatulas - K --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 2: We Don't Have A Title

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 87:42


We are Egg in a Bottle and this is Episode 2! Hosted by Mark Ortega, Georgia Latta, and Kyle Watts. In this weeks episode, we talk about our 4th week of college, the new Captain Marvel trailer, Joaquin Phoenix's Joker movie, as well as our top 5 albums of all time. If you have low expectations and like to listen to dysfunctional friends talk about nothing, this is the show for you. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

Egg in a Bottle Episode 1: Welcome to the Bottle

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 54:11


Welcome to Egg in A Bottle! Hosted by Mark Ortega, Kyle Watts, and Georgia Latta. In this episode you get to know who we are and what this podcast is truly about. I hope you enjoy how inexperienced we are. If you have low standards and expectations, this is the podcast for you --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/egginabottle/support

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